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suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 20:38 GMT
#321
I wish i had a glass with endless amounts of premium quality beer.
I dont want to be totally out :3
saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
February 05 2011 20:38 GMT
#322
i wish that the obama couple would give a highly publicized birth to a white kid just for fun
darbleangry
Profile Joined July 2010
United States26 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 20:50:35
February 05 2011 20:42 GMT
#323
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits permanantly. Also I stay on the surface of planet earth that were on now and I don't change in any way shape or form. And everything stays the way it is now plus the wish included.
Coutcha
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada519 Posts
February 05 2011 20:43 GMT
#324
I wish for something awesome :D you choose genie
This is what the world is for Making ELECTRICITY :D
TheDominator
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
New Zealand336 Posts
February 05 2011 20:43 GMT
#325
On February 06 2011 04:54 Roblin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 04:46 TheDominator wrote:
On February 05 2011 22:37 Nemesis wrote:
On February 05 2011 22:28 Uriel_SVK wrote:
Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money.
I know, im greedy...


Wish granted, but the bank account is under someone else's name.

I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe.

Or he can give it to him, then get murdered cos someone else wants it.
I'd wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do.

wish granted.

...
...
...
...
...

what? there really is nothing else.

Exactly. Anything else I wish for will end up with something bad happening, so i'll just wish for that, then I can walk away and play some sc2.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 20:44 GMT
#326
On February 06 2011 03:37 Roblin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 03:09 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 03:03 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:31 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:28 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:19 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:16 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 01:49 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."

wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.


He said in the space provided
I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.

the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.

really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.


Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that.
Could come in handy I reckon.

was that a wish?


Hmm.. yeah! :D

wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.


How does that not fall under side effects?

fine, you don't want the fancy stuff?

the genie gives you a blanket, you can now cover yourself with the blanket whenever you want, as such noone can see you while you are under the blanket and you are "not visible" or in other words "invisible" while under the blanket, happy?


No, I'm still visible. Your example would also apply to clothing
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 20:44 GMT
#327
i wish that the obama couple would give a highly publicized birth to a white kid just for fun

Thats quite unselfish and malicious, i dont think genie would have anything against it.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
February 05 2011 20:46 GMT
#328
lol it came up to me that if you wish for a hot chick, a chicken on fire would appear
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 20:46 GMT
#329
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits

All the baby girls will grow D cups in the womb. Quite a few complications incoming.
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 20:49 GMT
#330
I wish for something awesome :D you choose genie


You get the ancient african gourmet of maggots, insects and animalblood.
I dont want to be totally out :3
darbleangry
Profile Joined July 2010
United States26 Posts
February 05 2011 20:52 GMT
#331
On February 06 2011 05:46 suxN wrote:
Show nested quote +
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits

All the baby girls will grow D cups in the womb. Quite a few complications incoming.


it's called a c section and yes it would be weird lol
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 20:52 GMT
#332
I wish I had a life
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 20:58 GMT
#333
On February 06 2011 05:52 darbleangry wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 05:46 suxN wrote:
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits

All the baby girls will grow D cups in the womb. Quite a few complications incoming.


it's called a c section and yes it would be weird lol


What's a c section?
Also I'm pretty sure it would kill off the majority of women giving birth.. atleast it solves the population problem, but Forever Alone ;D
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Babaganoush
Profile Joined November 2010
United States626 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 21:03:10
February 05 2011 21:01 GMT
#334
On February 06 2011 05:42 darbleangry wrote:
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits permanantly. Also I stay on the surface of planet earth that were on now and I don't change in any way shape or form. And everything stays the way it is now plus the wish included.


That's 3 wishes - and you're ruining it for the people who prefer C.

You get to stay on the surface, but your feet are locked into the earth. Don't worry. Your feet are unchanged. You just can't get them out of the ground.

And nothing ever changes. No more people aging, no more things growing, no one moving. It stays just the way it is.

On February 06 2011 05:58 Euronyme wrote:
What's a c section?


Caesarean section.
When they have to cut open the women's abdomen to get the baby out due to complications of natural... pathways to birth.
Stick a fork in those buns.
xiaofan
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States513 Posts
February 05 2011 21:01 GMT
#335
i wish for bulma's panties
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 21:02 GMT
#336
I wish I had a life

You will get the life of an average sims character, first you build a nice house, then you fuck some lovely lady and lastly you and your entire family will be drowned into swimming pool.
I dont want to be totally out :3
TacTican
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States26 Posts
February 05 2011 21:04 GMT
#337
On February 06 2011 05:38 suxN wrote:
I wish i had a glass with endless amounts of premium quality beer.


Wish granted. You just flooded the earth and drowned everyone in beer.
Always remember: announce your nukes to your teammates!
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
February 05 2011 21:07 GMT
#338
I wish I could talk my way out of anything
Idra Potter: I don't use avada kedavra because i have self-respect.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 21:07 GMT
#339
On February 06 2011 06:04 TacTican wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 05:38 suxN wrote:
I wish i had a glass with endless amounts of premium quality beer.


Wish granted. You just flooded the earth and drowned everyone in beer.


There are worse fates than that. That would be my wish.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 21:09 GMT
#340
On February 06 2011 06:02 suxN wrote:
Show nested quote +
I wish I had a life

You will get the life of an average sims character, first you build a nice house, then you fuck some lovely lady and lastly you and your entire family will be drowned into swimming pool.


Well that sounds more interesting than what I have now. Go for it.
However sims character are about as far from alive as you can come, so it's a little far fetched :p
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
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