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suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 21:33 GMT
#361
I wish i had a talking, healthy and young turtle as a loyal pet.
I dont want to be totally out :3
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 21:47:30
February 05 2011 21:34 GMT
#362
On February 06 2011 06:31 suxN wrote:
Show nested quote +
I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel.


You forgot to mention american dollars, enjoy your 45millions worth a dime.

Wealth wishes are so boring.. "i wish i had diamond size of a truck on my backyard, i wish bill gates gives half of his money on my bank account.."

it's pragmatic esp with the gene being vengeful, it's also a bit more then just a wealth wish it's a redistribution of wealth wish. I could have easily just wish for the power to manipulate anything and everything to how i see fit with perfect control over the power, that i would receive the power upon the completion of the sentence.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 21:34 GMT
#363
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote:
I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after the initial winner every month, i will be the 6th winner. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel at which point the gene will be transported 2599 years into the future. The gene may only change the will of the million and billionaires that will create this contest with my place in the winners circle. Any involvement of meddling outside of these affairs by the gene will cause a break of this agreement upon which the gene to be tortured for the rest of eternity this can never be undone nor can the gene ever die from this as that would not constitute as torture.


You wish to win a contest, and be the sixth to win it?
Why not just wish to win some jackpot on the lottery?

Either way the dollar won't be worth the paper it's printed on once the 6th price is handled out, genie or no genie ;D
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
February 05 2011 21:34 GMT
#364
On February 06 2011 06:33 Babaganoush wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:29 AppleTart wrote:
I would just have a lawyer draft up one of my wishes and hand it to him.



The lawyer then betrays you, writing inside the pages and pages of words your death, and makes the wish his own instead.

Okay I've had enough fun in this thread - no more replies from me, lol.


Why would the lawyer betray me? I thought only the genie would try to do some cheesy stuff.

This is along the lines of after wish X a lighting bolt comes down and kills you instantly. This scenario can be used for any wish... whats the point.
always tired -_-
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 21:37 GMT
#365
On February 06 2011 06:33 suxN wrote:
I wish i had a talking, healthy and young turtle as a loyal pet.


The turtle will immidieately turn pink and fly to the skies.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Babaganoush
Profile Joined November 2010
United States626 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 21:41:19
February 05 2011 21:38 GMT
#366
On February 06 2011 06:34 AppleTart wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:33 Babaganoush wrote:
On February 06 2011 06:29 AppleTart wrote:
I would just have a lawyer draft up one of my wishes and hand it to him.



The lawyer then betrays you, writing inside the pages and pages of words your death, and makes the wish his own instead.

Okay I've had enough fun in this thread - no more replies from me, lol.


Why would the lawyer betray me? I thought only the genie would try to do some cheesy stuff.

This is along the lines of after wish X a lighting bolt comes down and kills you instantly. This scenario can be used for any wish... whats the point.


Why would the lawyer listen to your demands when you just gave him the power to wish anything he wants?

A better way to prepare for your wish is to become a lawyer yourself, then write up your own wish.
Stick a fork in those buns.
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 21:39:20
February 05 2011 21:38 GMT
#367
On February 06 2011 06:34 AppleTart wrote:
Why would the lawyer betray me?

I am actually a law student, and even I did a double-take as I read this

BECAUSE WE ARE THE EPITOME OF THE SELFISH, THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! XD

IM A MEMBER OF THE CALIFORNIA BAR, GENIE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!!!
Idra Potter: I don't use avada kedavra because i have self-respect.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 21:39 GMT
#368
On February 06 2011 06:37 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:33 suxN wrote:
I wish i had a talking, healthy and young turtle as a loyal pet.


The turtle will immidieately turn pink and fly to the skies.


Hmm, i dont mind even if it spawns pink, but i definately didnt wish it had wings or that he betrays my loyalty and flies away
I dont want to be totally out :3
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
February 05 2011 21:40 GMT
#369
i wish for a nice genie that can grant me infinite wishes, including banishing of the evil genie and reversing of anything the evil genie does except for bring the good genie into existence

and some doritos
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 21:42:17
February 05 2011 21:41 GMT
#370
On February 06 2011 06:34 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote:
I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after the initial winner every month, i will be the 6th winner. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel at which point the gene will be transported 2599 years into the future. The gene may only change the will of the million and billionaires that will create this contest with my place in the winners circle. Any involvement of meddling outside of these affairs by the gene will cause a break of this agreement upon which the gene to be tortured for the rest of eternity this can never be undone nor can the gene ever die from this as that would not constitute as torture.


You wish to win a contest, and be the sixth to win it?
Why not just wish to win some jackpot on the lottery?

Either way the dollar won't be worth the paper it's printed on once the 6th price is handled out, genie or no genie ;D

that would constitute as meddling outside of the given parameters at which point the gene will basically live in hell, he's vengeful if he is then he wouldn't cause himself more pain, i would have gone with the gene no longer feels any emotion thus removing the need for such a clause but i wasn't sure how to fit it in that would preceded the wish in a manner that wouldn't count as a wish in itself. as the gene can only influence the people giving away the money.

I just needed to set up a safety net to remove the possibility of the people saying i never gave him the money. I also don't need to be the first one a target of the public in anyway.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 21:42 GMT
#371
i wish for a nice genie that can grant me infinite wishes, including banishing of the evil genie and reversing of anything the evil genie does except for bring the good genie into existence

and some doritos


Evil genie spawns the good genie to mars and eats your doritos

I dont want to be totally out :3
AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 21:45:35
February 05 2011 21:43 GMT
#372
On February 06 2011 06:38 Babaganoush wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:34 AppleTart wrote:
On February 06 2011 06:33 Babaganoush wrote:
On February 06 2011 06:29 AppleTart wrote:
I would just have a lawyer draft up one of my wishes and hand it to him.



The lawyer then betrays you, writing inside the pages and pages of words your death, and makes the wish his own instead.

Okay I've had enough fun in this thread - no more replies from me, lol.


Why would the lawyer betray me? I thought only the genie would try to do some cheesy stuff.

This is along the lines of after wish X a lighting bolt comes down and kills you instantly. This scenario can be used for any wish... whats the point.


Why would the lawyer listen to your demands when you just gave him the power to wish anything he wants?

A better way to prepare of your wish is to become a lawyer yourself, then write up your own wish.


Or have a good friend whos a lawyer....
You realize you can read what the lawyer writes before you turn it into the genie right?

Also this whole thing is pointless because you can always come in from the side and throw in some random variable which kills you. A better way to approach this is to see if that random variable is probable or within the boundaries of the wish. Like the example if you wished you could fly, then yes only granting you flight for 1 second is probable since you need to be more specific. But the person who wished for that turtle which turned pink and flew away. WTF is that. I can say that for anyone's wish.

I'll say this then to counter everything. Before you even think of your wish you get instantly killed by a lightning bolt from the sky.
always tired -_-
AT_Tack
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany435 Posts
February 05 2011 21:45 GMT
#373
clearly world piece!
DeLoAdEr
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Japan527 Posts
February 05 2011 21:45 GMT
#374
I wish I would win GSL. :p
JAN0L
Profile Joined April 2010
Poland207 Posts
February 05 2011 21:47 GMT
#375
i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops)
znowstorm
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia281 Posts
February 05 2011 21:47 GMT
#376
I would wish that Blizzard uses GSL maps for ladder.
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
February 05 2011 21:47 GMT
#377
On February 06 2011 06:45 AT_Tack wrote:
clearly world piece!

the world splits in half thus world piece
AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
February 05 2011 21:48 GMT
#378
On February 06 2011 06:47 semantics wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:45 AT_Tack wrote:
clearly world piece!

the world splits in half thus world piece


That would be world pieces Mr. Semantics
always tired -_-
redoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States333 Posts
February 05 2011 21:49 GMT
#379
On February 06 2011 06:45 AT_Tack wrote:
clearly world piece!

Since you spelled peace wrong, the genie just hands you a bag of dirt
The horror...the horror
teser
Profile Joined July 2010
United States156 Posts
February 05 2011 21:49 GMT
#380
I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
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