EPTOn February 06 2011 06:07 eth3n wrote:
I wish I could talk my way out of anything
I wish I could talk my way out of anything
Wish granted, you are now the president of the United States of America.
A genie grants you one wish but... - Page 18
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
Wish granted, you are now the president of the United States of America. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish I could talk my way out of anything Your words become poison | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:09 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted, you are now the president of the United States of America. Doesnt sound very malevolent | ||
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eth3n
718 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:09 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted, you are now the president of the United States of America. Keep em coming! | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
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TacTican
United States26 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:13 suxN wrote: I wish moustasche would be considered sexy again Wish granted. Mike "The Mustache" Haggar pile drives you into the ground. | ||
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Joefish
Germany314 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:03 Cpt.beefy wrote: Haven't you watched aladdin? + Show Spoiler + PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER, Itty bitty living space! + Show Spoiler + true story yo! + Show Spoiler + *hic* exactly what I thought ^^ I would wish for more wishes of course. If not possible I would consider myself satisfied being almighty without any side effects like being bound to a lamp or being somebody's whore and grant him wishes.. | ||
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eth3n
718 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:13 suxN wrote: I wish moustasche would be considered sexy again He wouldn't need to be malevolent to ruin this wish, my god burt reynolds and tom sellick everywhere | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
Being the president of the united states usually means that the rest of the world + 40ish percent of the country hates you ^^ Sounds pretty malevolent to me.. | ||
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semantics
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eth3n
718 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote: I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel. someone will read/watch the news from the contest, you will be robbed and killed for your winnings | ||
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Dayvan
United States77 Posts
*Genie self-destructs* | ||
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semantics
10040 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:18 eth3n wrote: someone will read/watch the news from the contest, you will be robbed and killed for your winnings The will have 96 people to kill all who are wealthy and likely moved and changed their names. | ||
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Tipany
United States368 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:13 suxN wrote: I wish moustasche would be considered sexy again All the women in the world have mustaches. | ||
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Babaganoush
United States626 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:19 Dayvan wrote: I wish the genie would not grant my wish. *Genie self-destructs* And the negative matter from the genie's explosion consumes the whole world. Congratulations. | ||
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Joefish
Germany314 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:22 Babaganoush wrote: And the negative matter from the genie's explosion consumes the whole world. Congratulations. xD read so many threads like this but this never came to my mind ^^ | ||
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AppleTart
United States1261 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel. You forgot to mention american dollars, enjoy your 45millions worth a dime. Wealth wishes are so boring.. "i wish i had diamond size of a truck on my backyard, i wish bill gates gives half of his money on my bank account.." | ||
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Babaganoush
United States626 Posts
On February 06 2011 06:29 AppleTart wrote: I would just have a lawyer draft up one of my wishes and hand it to him. The lawyer then betrays you, writing inside the pages and pages of words your death, and makes the wish his own instead. Okay I've had enough fun in this thread - no more replies from me, lol. | ||
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