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On February 06 2011 06:47 JAN0L wrote:
i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops)
This is extremely dangerous to have without the genie doing anything. Governments find out about it and kill/capture/torture you. Being able to know missile launch codes and state secrets doesn't sit well with people with power.
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On February 06 2011 06:47 znowstorm wrote:
I would wish that Blizzard uses GSL maps for ladder.
They implement this, but every map has the invisible building bug that shakuras had
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On February 06 2011 06:48 AppleTart wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 06:47 semantics wrote:On February 06 2011 06:45 AT_Tack wrote:
clearly world piece! the world splits in half thus world piece That would be world pieces Mr. Semantics
only counting one piece
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On February 06 2011 06:49 teser wrote:
I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
the genie blows himself up after your 2nd wish, killing everything around him
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On February 06 2011 06:49 teser wrote:
I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
Genie summons a pallet of 1 Billion dollars the crushes you horribly.
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On February 06 2011 06:51 redoxx wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 06:47 znowstorm wrote:
I would wish that Blizzard uses GSL maps for ladder. They implement this, but every map has the invisible building bug that shakuras had
Then it wouldn't be the GSL maps, it would be the GSL maps WITH a modification.
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On February 06 2011 06:50 znowstorm wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 06:47 JAN0L wrote:
i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops) This is extremely dangerous to have without the genie doing anything. Governments find out about it and kill/capture/torture you. Being able to know missile launch codes and state secrets doesn't sit well with people with power.
i was more about scientific stuff
but if i can know anything i can also know who's afther me and how to avoid them
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I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
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I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
These scenarios have been run over and over again. You get your billion dollars as pennies and you drown in them. For more wishes you get turned into a genie yourself. For genie to kill himself he will use explosives and you die with him.
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On February 06 2011 06:52 JAN0L wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 06:50 znowstorm wrote:On February 06 2011 06:47 JAN0L wrote:
i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops) This is extremely dangerous to have without the genie doing anything. Governments find out about it and kill/capture/torture you. Being able to know missile launch codes and state secrets doesn't sit well with people with power. i was more about scientific stuff but if i can know anything i can also know who's afther me and how to avoid them
Sometimes knowing isn't enough. Unless you already have some ability/training with avoiding capture 
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On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote:
I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
Wish granted. Too bad the genie was evil, and wished for the enslavement of the entire human race. Bahahaa.
I wish for world domination.
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I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live
You get rabid dogs and they attack you, the palace crushers everything under it. I dont know if its forest or apartments.
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On February 06 2011 06:56 KevinIX wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote:
I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc Wish granted. Too bad the genie was evil, and wished for the enslavement of the entire human race. Bahahaa. I wish for world domination.
You are the leader of the world for about 2 seconds before the populace realizes how terrible a leader you are and launches a violent revolution against your government. You are imprisoned and tortured for 27 years before being executed.
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On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote:
I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
The sun is a pretty hot place to live. I estimate your death 0.000000000001 seconds after arriving.
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I wish for world domination.
*edit "revolutions will end your sucky dictatorship" was a better answer.. and "you wont dominate it" was the best answer
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On February 06 2011 06:56 KevinIX wrote:
I wish for world domination.
Granted, but you are not the one doing the dominating
I wish weather over here in the Netherlands wouldn't be this crappy
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Wish for omniscience and omnipotence? Or maybe just omnipotence (if you're limited to one). Hard to screw that one up unless the genie sends you to a separate dimension or something but you can still recreate the universe there.
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I wish weather over here in the Netherlands wouldn't be this crappy
Sun will shine until the whole netherlands dries out.
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I'd wish for the genie to be free from it's powers (curse?)...and be reverted back into it's human mortal form and I'd want nothing for myself because I am content with what I have and my capabilities as a human.
If the genie still has human nature within, it means it's selfish and I don't see how the genie would voluntarily ruin this wish as it would only ruin it for the genie itself...
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On February 06 2011 07:03 DizzyDrone wrote:Granted, but you are not the one doing the dominating I wish weather over here in the Netherlands wouldn't be this crappy
I give you scorching temperatures and infinite drought. It's a different kind of crappy 
I wish everyone had at least one true friend
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