EPTOn February 06 2011 08:05 SpaceFighting wrote:
i wish i wish i was a fish
i wish i wish i was a fish
granted
you're now a male angler fish
for the unaware: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
A genie grants you one wish but... - Page 22
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
granted you're now a male angler fish for the unaware: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler | ||
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znowstorm
Australia281 Posts
On February 06 2011 07:59 Tudi wrote: Granted! Everyone has awesome abilities and super powers. You on the other hand turn into Squirrel Girl. I wish I could travel back in time, kidnap the genie as a baby and nurture him in a loving family atmosphere. And ask him to conjure various porn stars to my S&M chamber every now and then. Well it would be random so that is just the luck of the draw. However even squirrel girls powers are pretty sweet. Get my squirrels to rob banks etc for me ;D You travel back to the beginning of time whence forth the genie was born and are stuck there in a void... | ||
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Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:05 SpaceFighting wrote: i wish i wish i was a fish Wish Granted. You are now a blobfish. ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/GgGRi.jpg) | ||
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hamy710
Australia160 Posts
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znowstorm
Australia281 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:15 hamy710 wrote: I would wish for a wish and his freedom. You freed an extremely powerful being. He now enslaves the human race to do his bidding (including you). | ||
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RandomAccount#49059
United States2140 Posts
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TacTican
United States26 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:18 stormtemplar wrote: I wish I was totally immortal, so in 1000 years I can fix any problems Wish granted. ... ... ... ... Forgot to wish for eternal youth there, buddy. | ||
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vAltyR
United States581 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:18 stormtemplar wrote: I wish I was totally immortal, so in 1000 years I can fix any problems Granted. Enjoy watching all your loved ones die. You to fall in love again, only to watch *them* die too. This cycle repeats itself over and over for eternity, or until you are no longer capable of love, and are a shell of your former self. | ||
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
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d-shiznit
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WarChimp
Australia943 Posts
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Crushgroove
United States793 Posts
I love these boards..... people are so damn resourceful. | ||
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sRapers_ValkS
United States644 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:22 Railxp wrote: isnt like 99% of all vengeful genie solutions is to grant you your power/wish, then kill everything on the earth so you live and die alone forever? no. stop trying to "beat" this thread. there is no winner, it's a fun game that people keep trying to ruin by being #1 BEST LOOPHOLE YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD WON'T DIE !! anyway On February 06 2011 07:09 BakaBakanky wrote: Granted, but your true friend's true friend isn't you. I wish I can do well in school without trying (that way I can still play more starcraft ;]) granted, you do well in school but learn nothing and, once finished with school top of your class cannot get a job because ya just don't know anything. i wish for a cute, friendly puppy. | ||
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kdgns
United States2427 Posts
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RandomAccount#49059
United States2140 Posts
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Abductedonut
United States324 Posts
GL HF finding a way to mess that one up. | ||
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Kuzmorgo
Hungary1058 Posts
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:37 Abductedonut wrote: I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable. GL HF finding a way to mess that one up. Granted your life will now be an Asian drama with a BSDM twist. I wish the genie to be SNSD. | ||
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Crushgroove
United States793 Posts
On February 06 2011 00:54 Kolvacs wrote: I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside. I'm having trouble finding a way the Genie could mess this up. | ||
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TacTican
United States26 Posts
On February 06 2011 08:42 Crushgroove wrote: I'm having trouble finding a way the Genie could mess this up. Granted. Enjoy your Monopoly money! | ||
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