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Abductedonut
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 01:08:34
February 06 2011 01:07 GMT
#461
I wish I could create energy out of nothing.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 06 2011 01:11 GMT
#462
On February 06 2011 10:07 Abductedonut wrote:
I wish I could create energy out of nothing.

You can create energy out of nothing but only in increments so large that it would destroy the earth.
RIP Aaliyah
Lythox
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands161 Posts
February 06 2011 01:25 GMT
#463
I wish I was a pornstar. Not just a pornstar but a pornstar with proud parents.
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 02:17:46
February 06 2011 01:33 GMT
#464
Aaaaaw man. Isn't this called Efreet? Back in 9th grade I played alotta D&D 3rd and our grp found this exact thing. Our rogue instantly wished for the biggest treasure on the entire planet and *BAM* he got instantly teleportet to the bottom of the ocean where a seamonster lurked around the treasure it had obtained through sinking ships all it's life.

We didn't realize he died since to us - he was just teleported to the "treasure".

So next off our barbarian wished for a weapon great enough to fight of 100 orcs with a single blow. *BAM* an axe the size of a mountain appeared next to us. This didn't kill anyone - but still a useless wish hence we couldn't use it - nor carry it with us.

Me (a sorc) and our cleric chose to be very specifik with our wishes and ended up pretty fine actually. Or well... Semi fine... The cleric naturally wished to be "closer to his god - yet still doing his bidding on this planet" so he became more and more involved with his god, more and more fanatic... In the end he was killed brawling against some "non-believers".

Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.

So I'd say go for w/e he himself would actually like.

If anyone of you actually played D&D I gotta say. We played these chars from lvl 1 ---> this happened around lvl 11 ---> My char was the last to die around lvl 15. Playing 4hrs every monday for several months. Kindda lame the DM just killed our rogue instantly like that >.<


Edit: For ppl who're uncertain of what an efreet is - here's a picture
[image loading]
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 06 2011 01:47 GMT
#465
On February 06 2011 10:25 Lythox wrote:
I wish I was a pornstar. Not just a pornstar but a pornstar with proud parents.


Granted! Have fun doing animals and all sorts of weird sh*t all your life. Parents are forever proud you're #1 in your business!
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
crazy_canuck06
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada4 Posts
February 06 2011 01:48 GMT
#466
thread reminds me of that movie with brandon fraiser who gets 3 wishes from the devil and she grants his wishes while screwing up his life in the process


bedazzled
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230030/
Tipany
Profile Joined November 2010
United States368 Posts
February 06 2011 01:57 GMT
#467
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote:
Aaaaaw man. Isn't this called Efreet? Back in 9th grade I played alotta D&D 3rd and our grp found this exact thing. Our rogue instantly wished for the biggest treasure on the entire planet and *BAM* he got instantly teleportet to the bottom of the ocean where a seamonster lurked around the treasure it had obtained through sinking ships all it's life.

We didn't realize he died since to us - he was just teleported to the "treasure".

So next off our barbarian wished for a weapon great enough to fight of 100 orcs with a single blow. *BAM* an axe the size of a mountain appeared next to us. This didn't kill anyone - but still a useless wish hence we couldn't use it - nor carry it with us.

Me (a sorc) and our cleric chose to be very specifik with our wishes and ended up pretty fine actually. Or well... Semi fine... The cleric naturally wished to be "closer to his god - yet still doing his bidding on this planet" so he became more and more involved with his god, more and more fanatic... In the end he was killed brawling against some "non-believers".

Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.

So I'd say go for w/e he himself would actually like.

If anyone of you actually played D&D I gotta say. We played these chars from lvl 1 ---> this happened around lvl 11 ---> My char was the last to die around lvl 15. Playing 4hrs every monday for several months. Kindda lame the DM just killed our rogue instantly like that >.<

Wait, I am so confused loool.

Can you explain the game?
wat.
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
February 06 2011 02:01 GMT
#468
Guys. It's called corrupt-a-wish.

In the same post, corrupt the wish above yours, and then post your own wish below it.
There is no one like you in the universe.
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 02:09:49
February 06 2011 02:08 GMT
#469
+ Show Spoiler +
On February 06 2011 10:57 TheJoyBringer wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote:
Aaaaaw man. Isn't this called Efreet? Back in 9th grade I played alotta D&D 3rd and our grp found this exact thing. Our rogue instantly wished for the biggest treasure on the entire planet and *BAM* he got instantly teleportet to the bottom of the ocean where a seamonster lurked around the treasure it had obtained through sinking ships all it's life.

We didn't realize he died since to us - he was just teleported to the "treasure".

So next off our barbarian wished for a weapon great enough to fight of 100 orcs with a single blow. *BAM* an axe the size of a mountain appeared next to us. This didn't kill anyone - but still a useless wish hence we couldn't use it - nor carry it with us.

Me (a sorc) and our cleric chose to be very specifik with our wishes and ended up pretty fine actually. Or well... Semi fine... The cleric naturally wished to be "closer to his god - yet still doing his bidding on this planet" so he became more and more involved with his god, more and more fanatic... In the end he was killed brawling against some "non-believers".

Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.

So I'd say go for w/e he himself would actually like.

If anyone of you actually played D&D I gotta say. We played these chars from lvl 1 ---> this happened around lvl 11 ---> My char was the last to die around lvl 15. Playing 4hrs every monday for several months. Kindda lame the DM just killed our rogue instantly like that >.<

Wait, I am so confused loool.

Can you explain the game?


I'm saying. This happened when I played Dungeons And Dragons (Advanced 3rd. edition - D&D geeks are really pumped about what version you played).
And our grp stumpled upon this vicious genie-like "deity" called an Efreet.
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
February 06 2011 02:09 GMT
#470
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote:
Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.


efreet gives you the souls of a thousand damned adventurers, and since you don't have the powers of a genie they swallow you up and you become one of them. lol
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 06 2011 02:15 GMT
#471
On February 06 2011 11:09 blagoonga123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote:
Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.


efreet gives you the souls of a thousand damned adventurers, and since you don't have the powers of a genie they swallow you up and you become one of them. lol


Touché! However... Would that be what the efreet truly wanted? I mean... The entire idea was for him (and in this case me) to get eternal freedom.
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 02:23:37
February 06 2011 02:15 GMT
#472
ehh fuck it don't want this post to exist for long. I wanted something bad to happen to stork
Lunat!c
Profile Joined March 2010
122 Posts
February 06 2011 02:19 GMT
#473
I want to be the BEST starcraft 2 player ever.
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 02:25:44
February 06 2011 02:24 GMT
#474
On February 06 2011 11:19 Lunat!c wrote:
I want to be the BEST starcraft 2 player ever.


Gratz on having no friends, being semi-autistic, lack any kind of social skills - but ROCKING out on the ladder. Sounds great, bro

Edit: If ppl find this offensive / dont get my point you should go see Hydra play WoW-arena. He's obviously one of the best players in the world. But something's obviously not right about that kid
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
SharkSpider
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada606 Posts
February 06 2011 02:27 GMT
#475
For anyone wishing for infinite wishes, you become a Genie!
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
February 06 2011 02:29 GMT
#476
wish for a new genie who wasnt vengeful
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
znowstorm
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia281 Posts
February 06 2011 02:34 GMT
#477
On February 06 2011 11:29 likeaboss wrote:
wish for a new genie who wasnt vengeful


You get a genie who is psychotic instead. He thinks you are trying to steal his powers when you summon him so he turns you into a male angler fish.
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
February 06 2011 02:43 GMT
#478
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote:
I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.

Wish granted... Now you are the best SC progamer of all time, using ID Savior
Hi!
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
February 06 2011 02:45 GMT
#479
On February 06 2011 11:43 ooni wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote:
I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.

Wish granted... Now you are the best SC progamer of all time, using ID Savior


hahahahahaha O wow well played
tangwhat
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand446 Posts
February 06 2011 03:49 GMT
#480
I wish I was dead.
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