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The_Piper42
United States426 Posts
On February 06 2011 11:34 znowstorm wrote: You get a genie who is psychotic instead. He thinks you are trying to steal his powers when you summon him so he turns you into a male angler fish. I laughed out loud for that. Why angler fish? Hahahahaha | ||
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SpoR
United States1542 Posts
On February 06 2011 13:15 The_Piper42 wrote: I laughed out loud for that. Why angler fish? Hahahahaha because male angler fishes procreate by biting onto a female and sticking there jizzing until they die and become a new appendage of the female. | ||
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FezTheCaliph
United States492 Posts
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote: I wish I was dead. You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle. I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
On February 06 2011 14:04 FezTheCaliph wrote: You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle. I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today The Steelers win and Ben Roethlisberger retires from Football to become a full time rapist. | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
On February 06 2011 10:47 Mentalizor wrote: Granted! Have fun doing animals and all sorts of weird sh*t all your life. Parents are forever proud you're #1 in your business! I can top this. Your parents reveal the family heritage as animal sex afficionados. By then you're doing really awesome in life, have a (non-porn) job of your dreams, are dating a super-nice supermodel, and so on, but their relentless pressure, along with secretly doping your cereal with cocaine, get you to try out the family business. The first one was a male horse named Goliath. It hurts so bad ... and your parents have that picture of that first moment mounted on the wall, with you pinned against the wall screaming in agony. The video is released on the web, and your friends and girlfriend instantly dump you, and you get fired and blacklisted from your profession, your degree gets revoked from your university. Lawsuits from the horses owner and child support payments (naturally she never allows you to see your children ever again) eventually force you back into the business. After 10 years of brutal animal penetrations you make history when you become the first male actor to be reamed by a woolly mammoth (they're been revived). That famous video (Yabba dabba doo!) brings you to the top, earning adult bestiality film star of the year, making you officially a porn star, making you envy of all your relatives. Unfortunately all you can think of is the nonstop pain and your permanent colostomy bag, and you have to have an IV of heroin just do stay conscious. | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
On February 06 2011 14:08 DoctorHelvetica wrote: The Steelers win and Ben Roethlisberger retires from Football to become a full time rapist. I think a lot of steelers fans would be ok with this. The Steelers win, but the day after a scandal is revealed (wide-spread abuse, steroids, spies in other organizations, sabotage, Big Ben secretly kidnapping the daughters of the referees) backed by some of the big names in Vegas. As the details emerge, the Steelers are stripped of all their titles from the 2000s and are thrown out of the NFL black sox style and the franchise is dissolved. | ||
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/LaUwb.jpg) I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself. | ||
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BakaBakanky
Canada20 Posts
On February 06 2011 15:39 The_LiNk wrote: + Show Spoiler + I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself. Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am. I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD. | ||
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Man.Magic
United States178 Posts
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wswordsmen
United States987 Posts
On February 06 2011 15:50 BakaBakanky wrote: Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am. I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD. Granted, but you are no longer remotely human. I wish that no one corrupts this wish. | ||
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d3_crescentia
United States4054 Posts
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
On February 06 2011 15:50 BakaBakanky wrote: Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am. I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD. Sorry sorry sorry sorry you're a man with the body of Yoona. Have fun with them funbags. | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
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Karliath
United States2214 Posts
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tainted muffin
United States158 Posts
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Fraidnot
United States824 Posts
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote: I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing he takes you back with him into the lamp. I wish Savior would destroy everyone in.... oh.. ooh.... | ||
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Hathaldir
United States6 Posts
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote: I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing As your vengeful genie, I would go back into the lamp and bring the entire world including with me where you, unlike I, have no powers and proceed to suffocate and otherwise diminish until death inside the lamp. | ||
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Muntock
Canada5 Posts
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thekibk
United States116 Posts
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote: I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing he wouldgo back into the lamp, and you would forever be laughing. | ||
GMarshal
United States22154 Posts
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it? Of course, your sandwich immediately materializes in the puddle in front of you, this is a puddle of the foulest substances imaginable of course. Also the mustard is poisoned, (thats not a weird surprise, its a regular one) | ||
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