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The_Piper42
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States426 Posts
February 06 2011 04:15 GMT
#481
On February 06 2011 11:34 znowstorm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 11:29 likeaboss wrote:
wish for a new genie who wasnt vengeful


You get a genie who is psychotic instead. He thinks you are trying to steal his powers when you summon him so he turns you into a male angler fish.


I laughed out loud for that. Why angler fish? Hahahahaha
Boxer, White-Ra, Grubby, Flash fighting!
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
February 06 2011 04:48 GMT
#482
On February 06 2011 13:15 The_Piper42 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 11:34 znowstorm wrote:
On February 06 2011 11:29 likeaboss wrote:
wish for a new genie who wasnt vengeful


You get a genie who is psychotic instead. He thinks you are trying to steal his powers when you summon him so he turns you into a male angler fish.


I laughed out loud for that. Why angler fish? Hahahahaha

because male angler fishes procreate by biting onto a female and sticking there jizzing until they die and become a new appendage of the female.
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
FezTheCaliph
Profile Joined February 2010
United States492 Posts
February 06 2011 05:04 GMT
#483
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote:
I wish I was dead.

You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle.

I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today
It is better to be on hand with ten men then absent with ten thousand
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 06 2011 05:08 GMT
#484
On February 06 2011 14:04 FezTheCaliph wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote:
I wish I was dead.

You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle.

I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today

The Steelers win and Ben Roethlisberger retires from Football to become a full time rapist.
RIP Aaliyah
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
February 06 2011 06:15 GMT
#485
On February 06 2011 10:47 Mentalizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 10:25 Lythox wrote:
I wish I was a pornstar. Not just a pornstar but a pornstar with proud parents.


Granted! Have fun doing animals and all sorts of weird sh*t all your life. Parents are forever proud you're #1 in your business!

I can top this.

Your parents reveal the family heritage as animal sex afficionados. By then you're doing really awesome in life, have a (non-porn) job of your dreams, are dating a super-nice supermodel, and so on, but their relentless pressure, along with secretly doping your cereal with cocaine, get you to try out the family business.

The first one was a male horse named Goliath. It hurts so bad ... and your parents have that picture of that first moment mounted on the wall, with you pinned against the wall screaming in agony. The video is released on the web, and your friends and girlfriend instantly dump you, and you get fired and blacklisted from your profession, your degree gets revoked from your university. Lawsuits from the horses owner and child support payments (naturally she never allows you to see your children ever again) eventually force you back into the business. After 10 years of brutal animal penetrations you make history when you become the first male actor to be reamed by a woolly mammoth (they're been revived). That famous video (Yabba dabba doo!) brings you to the top, earning adult bestiality film star of the year, making you officially a porn star, making you envy of all your relatives. Unfortunately all you can think of is the nonstop pain and your permanent colostomy bag, and you have to have an IV of heroin just do stay conscious.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 06:20:19
February 06 2011 06:19 GMT
#486
On February 06 2011 14:08 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 14:04 FezTheCaliph wrote:
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote:
I wish I was dead.

You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle.

I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today

The Steelers win and Ben Roethlisberger retires from Football to become a full time rapist.

I think a lot of steelers fans would be ok with this.

The Steelers win, but the day after a scandal is revealed (wide-spread abuse, steroids, spies in other organizations, sabotage, Big Ben secretly kidnapping the daughters of the referees) backed by some of the big names in Vegas. As the details emerge, the Steelers are stripped of all their titles from the 2000s and are thrown out of the NFL black sox style and the franchise is dissolved.
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 06:40:33
February 06 2011 06:39 GMT
#487
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself.
BakaBakanky
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada20 Posts
February 06 2011 06:50 GMT
#488
On February 06 2011 15:39 The_LiNk wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself.


Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am.

I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD.
They took off my socks... without taking off my shoes!
Man.Magic
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States178 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 06:57:54
February 06 2011 06:56 GMT
#489
I wish you to immediately and permanently become my petite and large breasted female sex slave.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wswordsmen
Profile Joined October 2007
United States987 Posts
February 06 2011 06:56 GMT
#490
On February 06 2011 15:50 BakaBakanky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 15:39 The_LiNk wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself.


Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am.

I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD.

Granted, but you are no longer remotely human.

I wish that no one corrupts this wish.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
February 06 2011 07:01 GMT
#491
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
February 06 2011 07:01 GMT
#492
On February 06 2011 15:50 BakaBakanky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 15:39 The_LiNk wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself.


Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am.

I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD.


Sorry sorry sorry sorry you're a man with the body of Yoona. Have fun with them funbags.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
February 06 2011 07:15 GMT
#493
[image loading]
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
February 06 2011 07:19 GMT
#494
I wish that myself and everyone I love are happy for the rest of our normal, otherwise unaltered lives.
tainted muffin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States158 Posts
February 06 2011 07:22 GMT
#495
I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing
Fraidnot
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States824 Posts
February 06 2011 07:33 GMT
#496
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote:
I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing

he takes you back with him into the lamp.

I wish Savior would destroy everyone in.... oh.. ooh....
Hathaldir
Profile Joined December 2010
United States6 Posts
February 06 2011 07:35 GMT
#497
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote:
I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing


As your vengeful genie, I would go back into the lamp and bring the entire world including with me where you, unlike I, have no powers and proceed to suffocate and otherwise diminish until death inside the lamp.
Muntock
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada5 Posts
February 06 2011 07:39 GMT
#498
I WISH TO DIE IMMEDIATELY
thekibk
Profile Joined April 2010
United States116 Posts
February 06 2011 07:41 GMT
#499
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote:
I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing


he wouldgo back into the lamp, and you would forever be laughing.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
February 06 2011 07:43 GMT
#500
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote:
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?


Of course, your sandwich immediately materializes in the puddle in front of you, this is a puddle of the foulest substances imaginable of course. Also the mustard is poisoned, (thats not a weird surprise, its a regular one)
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