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Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:04 GMT
#521

I wish I was a baller.[/QUOTE]

wish granted, you will spend the rest of your life making balls.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
gongryong
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1430 Posts
February 06 2011 09:05 GMT
#522
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peidongyang Canada. February 06 2011 17:34
INFINITE POWER!!!!

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JAEDONG ÜBERBONJWA!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 09:10:42
February 06 2011 09:10 GMT
#523
On February 06 2011 05:42 darbleangry wrote:
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits permanantly. Also I stay on the surface of planet earth that were on now and I don't change in any way shape or form. And everything stays the way it is now plus the wish included.


wish granted, every woman on earth now have pet tits, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird) those tits are the size of D batteries, but, its a perky lot.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:12 GMT
#524
On February 06 2011 05:38 saltywet wrote:
i wish that the obama couple would give a highly publicized birth to a white kid just for fun

wish granted, the world is confused and sensationalized over the obama couples new polar bear cub.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:13 GMT
#525
On February 06 2011 05:44 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 03:37 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 03:09 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 03:03 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:31 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:28 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:19 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:16 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 01:49 Euronyme wrote:
On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote:
[quote]
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.


He said in the space provided
I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.

the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.

really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.


Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that.
Could come in handy I reckon.

was that a wish?


Hmm.. yeah! :D

wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.


How does that not fall under side effects?

fine, you don't want the fancy stuff?

the genie gives you a blanket, you can now cover yourself with the blanket whenever you want, as such noone can see you while you are under the blanket and you are "not visible" or in other words "invisible" while under the blanket, happy?


No, I'm still visible. Your example would also apply to clothing

but noone could see you, thus satisfying the requirement, and yes, clothing would work to, as long as it covered every last square inch around you
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:16 GMT
#526
On February 06 2011 05:52 Euronyme wrote:
I wish I had a life

wish granted, you now have a life inside of you, its your baby!
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:24 GMT
#527
On February 06 2011 06:01 xiaofan wrote:
i wish for bulma's panties

wish granted, you now have bulmas panties, they are not as you imagined them to be.

see dragonball volume 6, page 116, panel 9 out of 10 to see which bulma the genie thought you meant.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:28 GMT
#528
On February 06 2011 06:07 eth3n wrote:
I wish I could talk my way out of anything

wish granted,whenever you speak, you now exhale all the air in your lungs, propelling you backwards, wherever you are locked up, you can now talk a little, and you will bust out of it with great force, you may or may not survive the impact with the walls.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
drivec
Profile Joined May 2009
United States354 Posts
February 06 2011 09:31 GMT
#529
i wish to be master of space time and energy without restrictions
starcraft is chess at warp speed
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:32 GMT
#530
On February 06 2011 06:14 Euronyme wrote:
I wish that a horse appeared in Incontrol's bedroom.

wish granted, sleipner appears in Incontrols bedroom, he is later accused of DNA modification.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:36 GMT
#531
On February 06 2011 06:33 suxN wrote:
I wish i had a talking, healthy and young turtle as a loyal pet.

you get donatello from TMNT, much later you end up bancrupt due to pizza costs
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
ccou
Profile Joined December 2008
United States681 Posts
February 06 2011 09:38 GMT
#532
I wish to be immediately granted permanent and paramount omnipotence in the sense that I am immune to anything I would deem harmful and I can shape reality exactly with my conscious will.
Wake up Mr. B!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:40 GMT
#533
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote:
I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc

after having granted your wish about the palace on the sun where you live, you are instantly incinerated due to heat.

also, the genie dissappears for 1000 years.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:42 GMT
#534
On February 06 2011 06:56 KevinIX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote:
I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc


Wish granted. Too bad the genie was evil, and wished for the enslavement of the entire human race. Bahahaa.

I wish for world domination.

wish granted, every other living being on earth is moved to another planet, congratulations, you dominate the world!
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 09:45:27
February 06 2011 09:45 GMT
#535
roblin, you genie?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 09:45 GMT
#536
On February 06 2011 07:05 Hyperbola wrote:
Wish for omniscience and omnipotence? Or maybe just omnipotence (if you're limited to one). Hard to screw that one up unless the genie sends you to a separate dimension or something but you can still recreate the universe there.


booring.

wish granted, you become a genie and live together with him in his itty bitty living space
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Lucid90
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada340 Posts
February 06 2011 09:48 GMT
#537
2. I wish I had unlimited wishes
1. I wish the genie stopped doing whatever bad thing I disagreed with
3. ???
4. profit
My sc2 account: http://www.sc2ranks.com/us/1296221/LuciD
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
February 06 2011 09:48 GMT
#538
I wish that every human on earth including me has an IQ of 250.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
-Strider-
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Mexico1605 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 09:50:55
February 06 2011 09:50 GMT
#539
OP is talking exactly about this fairy godparent's chapter
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http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/genie-meanie-minie-mo-full-episode.html
What is up? IM NESTEAAAA!
nOia.pod
Profile Joined May 2010
Hungary263 Posts
February 06 2011 09:55 GMT
#540
On February 06 2011 18:48 Schnake wrote:
I wish that every human on earth including me has an IQ of 250.


Genie made the scientist just discover that the lowest possible IQ is 250, now everybody is stupid as fck :D
You see? The Drone became an extractor!
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