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Flummie
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands417 Posts
February 06 2011 09:59 GMT
#541
I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes. Everyone who wishes something else is not too bright if you ask me

Imagine aladdin with his 3 wishes;

even if there was a rule that you cannot wish for more wishes you can wish that there are no rules when it comes to your wishes and after that you could wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

Aladdin was a little bit retarded
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Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 10:01 GMT
#542
On February 06 2011 07:43 SwizzY wrote:
I wish for superhuman strength...


wish granted, you are so muscular you are essentially a ball of meat.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
February 06 2011 10:03 GMT
#543
On February 06 2011 18:55 nOia.pod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 18:48 Schnake wrote:
I wish that every human on earth including me has an IQ of 250.


Genie made the scientist just discover that the lowest possible IQ is 250, now everybody is stupid as fck :D

Whether they'd be really smart or tremendously dumb, at least everyone would be on the same level haha.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 10:03 GMT
#544
On February 06 2011 07:46 Kolvacs wrote:
I'd wish for the smartest genie lawyer in the universe to help me create a contract that would state that I would get three more wishes, through the contract. (So that way he wouldn't be able to mess it up).

the genie creates the lawyer genie, and then promptly dissappears for 1000 years before you can argue that you are entitled to three wishes
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 06 2011 10:06 GMT
#545
On February 06 2011 18:31 drivec wrote:
i wish to be master of space time and energy without restrictions


Have fun in space, bro... 99,99999999999999999999999999999% of what you control is utterly nothing. Plus, I have issues seeing you survive space Being master of space, time and energy pretty much makes you master of everything - and nothing. So yeah... You die...

Still I feel alotta ppl aren't corrupting... They're more saying stuff like...

"I wish for herpa derp"

- Your family dies!

Wtf... Even this one I just wrote isn't really a good corruption, but at least I'm trying
Come on, guys :D
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 10:09 GMT
#546
On February 06 2011 08:05 Zim23 wrote:
I wish for the power to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me or anyone I choose.

wish granted, you are disitegrated and while you are still alive, you have the ability to disintegrate anyone you choose, nothing bad can ever happen to someone whom is disintergrated, and to be disintergrated is neither good nor bad in principle, it is neutral.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 10:10 GMT
#547
On February 06 2011 08:05 SpaceFighting wrote:
i wish i wish i was a fish

wish granted, you are now fully convinced that you truly want to live out your life underwater, you will most likely drown.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Skogsbaret
Profile Joined February 2009
Sweden45 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 10:18:10
February 06 2011 10:15 GMT
#548
Well its kinda silly to say that he will kill you unless you specify, then he will just do that to everyone who makes a wish unless they specify. Easy way out Genie!

I'd wish to be in an euphoric state of mind for 12 hours per day, during day time. During the other 12 hours of the day I would just be happy but able to sleep etc. There should be no physical downsides.
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 10:25 GMT
#549
On February 06 2011 08:06 vAltyR wrote:
I wish for the ability to implement an ideal, elegant, and perfect solution to any problem.

wish granted, tou have the ability to implement your solution, but solutions you find are so complex, it would take a lifetime for you to implement them by yourself, and others don't have the ability to help you.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 06 2011 10:28 GMT
#550
I wish I was a f*cking Jedi... OH HAI ANI... nvm -.-
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
February 06 2011 10:37 GMT
#551
On February 06 2011 19:01 Roblin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 07:43 SwizzY wrote:
I wish for superhuman strength...


wish granted, you are so muscular you are essentially a ball of meat.


you really enjoy being a genie yes?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
SaetZero
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States855 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 10:43:01
February 06 2011 10:42 GMT
#552
On February 06 2011 19:15 Skogsbaret wrote:
Well its kinda silly to say that he will kill you unless you specify, then he will just do that to everyone who makes a wish unless they specify. Easy way out Genie!

I'd wish to be in an euphoric state of mind for 12 hours per day, during day time. During the other 12 hours of the day I would just be happy but able to sleep etc. There should be no physical downsides.


wish granted.

your mind now gives you a euphoric feeling whenever someone you care about feels serious and deep depression. someone you care about is now always depressed in such a miserable way, and you are held captive with no means of escape. for 12 hours a day, you are put into a drug induced sleep, but you still get the feeling of euphoria, because their suffering is always happening, 24 hours a day. you would feel sad about being held captive... but your too happy to care.
Never Forget. #TheRevolutionist
Bair
Profile Joined May 2010
United States698 Posts
February 06 2011 12:19 GMT
#553
On February 06 2011 18:59 Flummie wrote:
I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes.P


Your wish is granted. Now you must tell me the rest of your wishes before you can do anything else.

Should you wish to never have to eat again, you shall become eternally fat, but without a mouth. You will feel the pain and agony of your body surviving by consuming itself, never to be able to fully satiate that hunger.

Should you wish to never sleep again, you will be literally unable to sleep. Doomed to a cursed existence as your brain struggles to comprehend the world around it, slowly shutting down among a mass of confusion and fear.

Should you wish to be immortal, you shall be. But you shall never cease to age, continuing down the path of senility until you body wastes to almost nothing and your still vibrant mind is trapped within its rotting shell.

Should you wish to never age you will be trapped in a single moment of time. Never again able to record a memory, living the remainder of eternity in such a pathetic state you cannot perceive the universe.

Should you wish for riches, you will have them and live happily until shortly afterwards you are killed for those same riches you recently acquired.

Should you wish to fly you shall do so until the day of your death, forever sailing through the sky and cursed never to touch the ground again.

Any other wishes anyone wants me to take a crack at?
In Roaches I Rust.
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 12:45 GMT
#554
On February 06 2011 09:15 stormtemplar wrote:
I wish that the he realizes the error of his ways and decides that it's much better to give out good, not malicious wishes every six months.

Have fun with this one.

wish granted, the genie is completely convinced that it would be good if he did, but he is not the one that dictates that he dissappears for a 1000 years, he is again angry because of his repeated confinement when he comes back.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Raneth
Profile Joined December 2009
England527 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-06 12:56:22
February 06 2011 12:53 GMT
#555
I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.

Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it

EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds

and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one

Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
tom: "dont you mean TWO g keys???" kwark: "nah, i'll probably just press it twice"
saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
February 06 2011 12:54 GMT
#556
i wish that the genie was made powerless 1000 years ago.
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 12:55 GMT
#557
On February 06 2011 15:56 Man.Magic wrote:
I wish you to immediately and permanently become my petite and large breasted female sex slave.

wish granted, she dissappears for 1000 years and all the people that find her gets a huge shock and dies of happiness.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 12:56 GMT
#558
On February 06 2011 15:56 wswordsmen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 15:50 BakaBakanky wrote:
On February 06 2011 15:39 The_LiNk wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I wish to replace boxer and the two others males with myself.


Granted, but then SNSD gets replaced with Super Junior and the gay guy from 2am.

I wish I had the same body proportions as Yoona from SNSD.

Granted, but you are no longer remotely human.

I wish that no one corrupts this wish.

wish granted, you just wasted your once in a 1000 years wish
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 06 2011 12:59 GMT
#559
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote:
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

wish granted, you will never ever in your entire life be surprised, everything that happens will be extremely boring.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
February 06 2011 13:00 GMT
#560
i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.

then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha
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