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On February 06 2011 16:19 Karliath wrote: I wish that myself and everyone I love are happy for the rest of our normal, otherwise unaltered lives. wish granted, neither you nor any one you love can ever stop laughing in happiness
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On February 06 2011 16:54 IKenshinI wrote: I wish the genie can be happy wish granted, nothing happens, the genie already can be happy, he just chooses not to be
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On February 06 2011 22:00 Supamang wrote: i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.
then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha
Granted, he informs you that he will spend the last year of his life making people happy. Of course genies can live for millions of years.
I wish I had some good music to listen to.
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On February 06 2011 17:01 Sceptor87 wrote: My first wish is to wish for the proper 3 wishes that a Genie is supposed to grant. He can quit being a fucking cheapskate.
Then for my first wish of those three I wish that no force at all could interfere with the repercussions of the wishes that I wish for, no matter how powerful it is. I get my wishes and that's it. End of story.
Other than that probably a load of money, say 10 billion, and a lifetime supply of ExtenZe, just for shits and giggles. wish granted, the next time you find the genie you will be able to wish three times, pity he dissappears for 1000 years first.
the wish for more wishes is old, and it will always be answered like so, the OP fixed that
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On February 06 2011 22:04 DizzyDrone wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 22:00 Supamang wrote: i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.
then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha Granted, he informs you that he will spend the last year of his life making people happy. Of course genies can live for millions of years. I wish I had some good music to listen to.
Wish granted. You receive an ipod with the best songs ever made. Pity that you're now deaf.
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On February 06 2011 18:31 drivec wrote: i wish to be master of space time and energy without restrictions wish granted, you take the vengeful genies place and dissappear for 1000 years before you can come back and fulfill someones wish.
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On February 06 2011 22:04 DizzyDrone wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 22:00 Supamang wrote: i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.
then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha Granted, he informs you that he will spend the last year of his life making people happy. Of course genies can live for millions of years. I wish I had some good music to listen to. impossible. my wish forces him to be unable to do anything that would fulfill his own desire to seek vengeance on those who make wishes. at the same time, he is still forced to grant people's wishes and to feel the need to pursue a vengeance that he cant fulfill.
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On February 06 2011 19:37 Licmyobelisk wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 19:01 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 07:43 SwizzY wrote: I wish for superhuman strength... wish granted, you are so muscular you are essentially a ball of meat. you really enjoy being a genie yes? indeed
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Actually I change my wish.
I wish that this wish won't come true. *mind blown*
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On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote:I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds. Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it  EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
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I wish that this wish won't come true. *mind blown*
I wish the genie lost his powers 1000 years ago
these are old, congratulations on your paradox, you just destroyed the universe by doing so.
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On February 06 2011 22:33 Roblin wrote:these are old, congratulations on your paradox, you just destroyed the universe by doing so. at least the genie is butt hurt mission accomplished
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On February 05 2011 22:05 Cpt.beefy wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 22:03 Cpt.beefy wrote:On February 05 2011 21:58 LittLeD wrote: I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him. Haven't you watched aladdin? + Show Spoiler +PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER, Itty bitty living space! + Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler + btw I wish people would realise how unimportant religion is too survival and start acting like a real society. One for all, all for one.
LOL, people realize that they no longer need the pathetic veneer of religion to act on their baser desires. We kill each other for more practical reasons, like lack of natural resources, rather than for religious ideals. In comes the new boss same as the old boss...
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btw... I wish to be more powerful than the genie in every conceivable way, right this instant.
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On February 06 2011 22:57 ShatterZer0 wrote: btw... I wish to be more powerful than the genie in every conceivable way, right this instant. wish granted. you are now a genie like him, except you grant 2 wishes, disappear for 999 years, etc
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On February 06 2011 22:28 Roblin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote:I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds. Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it  EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner
EDIT: Example
"I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy"
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On February 06 2011 22:04 DizzyDrone wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 22:00 Supamang wrote: i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.
then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha Granted, he informs you that he will spend the last year of his life making people happy. Of course genies can live for millions of years. I wish I had some good music to listen to.
LoL, Supamang just ensured the survival and eventual happiness of humanity! So BOss!
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On February 06 2011 23:11 Mogget wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 22:28 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote:I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds. Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it  EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner EDIT: Example "I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy" wish granted, the you that you switch with is unhappy with the switch because he lost all his money, power and happiness while you have it, but the one you switched with was hated by the world, but he didn't care.
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On February 06 2011 23:26 ShatterZer0 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 22:04 DizzyDrone wrote:On February 06 2011 22:00 Supamang wrote: i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.
then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha Granted, he informs you that he will spend the last year of his life making people happy. Of course genies can live for millions of years. I wish I had some good music to listen to. LoL, Supamang just ensured the survival and eventual happiness of humanity! So BOss! noone says humans haven't gone extinct by the time the genie is obligated to make people happy.
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On February 06 2011 23:44 Roblin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 23:11 Mogget wrote:On February 06 2011 22:28 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote:I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds. Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it  EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner EDIT: Example "I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy" wish granted, the you that you switch with is unhappy with the switch because he lost all his money, power and happiness while you have it, but the one you switched with was hated by the world, but he didn't care.
That wouldnt be the closest possible world, that would jsut be a close one, in the closest possible world, i am not hated 
EDIT: also, i dont care if my counter part is unhappy, im still happy :3
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