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blackodd
Sweden451 Posts
On February 07 2011 01:45 stalking.d00m wrote: I will ask him- Is there really a God? Are there really Heaven and Hell? How can he screw this up ??? He will say: That's not a wish and disappear | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 01:36 whiterabb1t wrote: Lets see. Nothing happens. for your wish to come true, the genie first has to grant a wish and trigger yours ("when the genie disappears). He grants your wish, but realizes the condition, hence genie retires to a beach in the Caribbean with a harem of Latinas and bottomless margaritas and other drinks. He refuses to grant wishes anymore. He lives forever like this. I'm cool with that. | ||
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Herculix
United States946 Posts
On February 07 2011 01:36 Roblin wrote: wish granted, the genie proceeds to repeat: "I wish for you and all your loved ones to die" until you agrees or you die of either starvation or age. ROFL why would i starve? i basically just have some all powerful asshole bugging me all day. better fate imo than what most people got. | ||
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r2ddrew
United States7 Posts
Id like to hear Liquids opinions on wishing for something evil to see if you can mess with the genies ability to warp the intent of your wish. What if you wished the genie dead, or simply powerless, not free mind you, just without any powers, trapped like he was, but completely impotent? Genies... ha! | ||
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
On February 07 2011 01:50 Herculix wrote: ROFL why would i starve? i basically just have some all powerful asshole bugging me all day. better fate imo than what most people got. that depends on just how persuasive the genie plans on being i wish for extra wealth but for my wish to have no aspect that i would consider negative this would of course be reworded to ask for a specified large amount of wealth, but also be more of a one wish not two sentence its all in how many clauses you can make to fend it off | ||
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:00 r2ddrew wrote: What If I were to wish for something evil? For example I wish to become a dark hearted warlord with a host of slavering demons with whom I could tear scourge and darkness through the heart of the world, storm across all lands delivering death, famine, and destruction, knowing no rest until all the world ached under my my heels. We would be an unstoppable force of darkness. Whats the genie gonna do to screw me? I mean, Id be pretty screwed to wish for this but it might confuse him long enough ... besides, I like Diablo 2.... Id like to hear Liquids opinions on wishing for something evil to see if you can mess with the genies ability to warp the intent of your wish. What if you wished the genie dead, or simply powerless, not free mind you, just without any powers, trapped like he was, but completely impotent? Genies... ha! he makes the demons kill you before you can see the rest of it come true evils fine cause you can still think of things to stop it depends on how the genie dies or loses its powers, a big explosion doing the work for instance... | ||
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Phayze
Canada2029 Posts
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thehitman
1105 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:02 Cyber_Cheese wrote: that depends on just how persuasive the genie plans on being i wish for extra wealth but for my wish to have no aspect that i would consider negative this would of course be reworded to ask for a specified large amount of wealth, but also be more of a one wish not two sentence its all in how many clauses you can make to fend it off wish granted, the amount specified can be found somewhere 100 kilometers below sea level. | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:12 Phayze wrote: I'd wish that a different, non-tyrannical genie gifted me a wish while the other one died in the bottom of his lamp wish granted, the non-tyrannical genie is blind, deaf, numb and dumb. | ||
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whiterabb1t
Belgium681 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies. 200 billion euros or counterfeit money. Police come knocking on your door immediately. 200 years in the can. | ||
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TheDeli
France110 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies. Granted. Now, since the genie used fraud to get you everything but also used your signature and stuff to get you accused of it, you now are in prison after having 200 billion euros for a couple seconds. Also, ruining the whole market has caused an irreparable krach that left your family starving. Oops! | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies. Dunno which country you're in, but in Sweden you can't spend more than 10.000 SEK or so without having to show where it came from to avoid tax fraud. | ||
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Ganondorf
Italy600 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies. wish granted, the government suspects you are a spy and terrorist because you should not conceivably be able to get that much money, plus, the money is untraceable, it is decided (for some reason concerning espionage) that you must be put to death and your only chance of survival is to flee the country, the government pockets the 200 billion euros after you either flee or die. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:27 Euronyme wrote: I wish for a nice life! wish granted, you are filled with utter satisfaction before immedietly dying. | ||
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Omnius
United States27 Posts
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DizzyDrone
Netherlands629 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:31 Ganondorf wrote: I think the only wish that works is to wish to be the one and only omnipontent God. Science cannot kill me, because i'm immortal. The usual screw ups don't work, like killing me (cannot kill the one and only god), or destroying the universe (i can recreate it! no i won't be destroyed with the universe, i trascend it). How do you screw this one up ? Considering i can, as god, immediatly destroy the genie as well. I would also destroy humanity, it was a mistake anyway. I cannot be retarded, i am god and know everything, reason perfectly and exist forever. Granted, but unfortunately religion was a lie and the genie is forced to turn you into the next best thing - a painting by the name of "the one and only omnipotent God". On February 07 2011 02:34 Omnius wrote: I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will. Granted, after fulfilling your wish he dissapears for 1000 years only to find you dead when he returns. Can people finally stop trying to beat the genie at his own game now? I wish I was having Chinese food for diner today! | ||
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wswordsmen
United States987 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:34 Omnius wrote: I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will. Granted, but you go into a vegetative state and can't communicate with your genie (or anyone) through any direct or indirect means. Have fun. I wish I was having Chinese food for diner today Granted, but it taste terrible and worse it is poisoned and you die painfully over the next few minutes. | ||
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