Imagine you found a magic lamp who's contents include an all powerful genie. This genie is charged with granting one wish to any individual who finds it and then promptly causing itself and it's lamp to disappear for one thousand years. The genie in this lamp used to be a regular human and as such still contains many fallacies of humanity including making mistakes, anger at being held captive for eternity, and a very dark sense of humor.
You may have one wish.
but the genie is vengeful.
He will try to ruin your wish. He is forced to grant your wish perfectly as stated and without question, but he may subtly alter the world around you in a most evil way to make your wish come true. For example, if you ask for infinite wishes not only would that spell infinite torture but the genie could almost certainly kill off everything you hold dear as you start using them.
State your wish! Try to undermine other people's wishes!
I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him.
i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them
On February 05 2011 22:00 stroggos wrote: i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them
On February 05 2011 21:58 LittLeD wrote: I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him.
On February 05 2011 21:58 LittLeD wrote: I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him.
On February 05 2011 21:58 LittLeD wrote: I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him.
On February 05 2011 21:58 Mawi wrote: I wish I had the lust too play more Starcraft 2
Wish granted! But you shall ONLY lust to play Starcraft 2. Your lust will ever increase slowly over time. At first you will not notice it, but soon you will play Starcraft 2 instead of sleeping. Soon after you will play Starcraft 2 instead of eating. Mwahahahaha
On February 05 2011 22:02 braammbolius wrote: Also OP, your wish sounds horrible considering it's a vengefull genie you're dealing with . So many ways that that could turn out very very bad
That's the point, make my wish bad
On February 05 2011 22:05 Cpt.beefy wrote: I wish people would realize how unimportant religion is too survival and start acting like a real society. One for all, all for one.
Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
On February 05 2011 22:00 stroggos wrote: i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them
ye......in a thousand years....
ah, forgot about that. In that case i wish that the genie does not disappear for 1000 years after granting my wish. Once i've made this wish i can give it to someone else, then they can wish for it to be non veangeful
On February 05 2011 22:00 stroggos wrote: i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them
ye......in a thousand years....
ah, forgot about that. In that case i wish that the genie does not disappear for 1000 years after granting my wish. Once i've made this wish i can give it to someone else, then they can wish for it to be non veangeful
Wish granted! Unfortunately this also turns the genie back into a human. He promptly kills you.
Stop trying to circumvent the system.
On February 05 2011 22:10 Marradron wrote: I would wish the genie to be free, but without power. With nobody taking it's place.
Wish Granted! The genie is free and without power. He promptly stabs you and leaves you bleeding.
He's kinda insane still after a millennium of being cooped up one thousand years at a time.
On February 05 2011 22:10 Marradron wrote: I would wish the genie to be free, but without power. With nobody taking it's place.
thats very noble but naive.
If he's gonna fuck it up either way I might as well let him go. He was a human being being trapped for thousands of years. Gotta feal a bit sorry for him. You might gain a friend with wisdom of thousands of years or instead get some crappy wish that screws you over. I can understand the genie, I would be pissed if I was trapped in a lamp for thousands of years.
I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D
On February 05 2011 21:55 ghen wrote: Imagine you found a magic lamp who's contents include an all powerful genie. This genie is charged with granting one wish to any individual who finds it and then promptly causing itself and it's lamp to disappear for one thousand years. The genie in this lamp used to be a regular human and as such still contains many fallacies of humanity including making mistakes, anger at being held captive for eternity, and a very dark sense of humor.
You may have one wish.
but the genie is vengeful.
He will try to ruin your wish. He is forced to grant your wish perfectly as stated and without question, but he may subtly alter the world around you in a most evil way to make your wish come true. For example, if you ask for infinite wishes not only would that spell infinite torture but the genie could almost certainly kill off everything you hold dear as you start using them.
State your wish! Try to undermine other people's wishes!
My wish:
I wish I could fly.
the genie probably turned you into a pigeon or something.....
hmm i probably wish that i was the president of my country, and clean things up a bit, probably gonna get assasinated in the 1st month of my term, but before that heads will roll!!!!
i was thinking of the Movie bedazzled, so many things can go wrong with wishes
On February 05 2011 21:56 Liquoid wrote: I wish I could wish for more wishes.
Ok, if I were the genie I would just stand there, tell you that I've done your wish, and go back into my lamp never for you to see me again.
You wished that you could wish for more wishes. I have granted that wish. Problem is that you already COULD wish for more wishes, you just wouldn't get that wish granted. So well done, you have gained absolutely nothing.
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion.
Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity...
On February 05 2011 22:16 moNsi wrote: I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D
any inputs on controlling time?
Wish Granted! As time and space are quite interconnected though you have become unable to move. You live out your normal lifespan switching between times, observing but never interacting. A lonely existence, but fortunately it will be over in about 80 years. MWAHAHAHA!
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion.
Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity...
Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process.
On February 05 2011 22:14 T0fuuu wrote: I wish genies didnt exist.
What would he do to ruin that ?
What would he do?
Ever heard of paradox? If genies would not exist you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you... + Show Spoiler +
could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you...
Grats, you just destroyed universe with one stupid wish...
Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money. I know, im greedy...
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion.
Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity...
Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process.
Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us.
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion.
Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity...
Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process.
Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us.
Please stop. this is a light hearted and fun thread. nothing else.
On February 05 2011 22:12 GiantEnemyCrab wrote: i wish i was invisible
if I was a vengeful genie, then I would remove all the electrons in all the atoms in your body, the cores would then push away from each other and you would be disintegrated, since noone will be able to see the individual atom cores, you would be invisible.
alternatively, I would remove every cognitive being and place somewhere else, since noone is there to see you, you would be, in effect, invisible
On February 05 2011 22:38 SubtleSense wrote: grant me true happiness until the day i know i am ready to die of my own freewill :3
The genie reduces your IQ to below Down's Syndrome level. He then puts you in a room where the only thing is a crayon, which keeps you amused and truly happy. He removes your sexual organs and any other things relating to instinct, meaning you need or want for nothing. He also removes your desire for companionship and friends. You are truly happy. The only thing he leaves you is the ability to know when you are ready to die, and a button which, if you press it, the room will fold in on itself and you will die.
Reminds me of an episode of Ghost Busters. They had this kind of thing too, but the wish granter was an asshole. When someone wished himself endless money, he was drowned in coins etc. (actual contents of episode I don't remember though, that must've been like.... 15 years ago?)
On February 05 2011 22:28 Uriel_SVK wrote: Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money. I know, im greedy...
Wish granted, but the bank account is under someone else's name.
I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe.
Granted, but you would also know when people you love, including yourself, are gonna die. Also, the valuable information you hold makes you a prime target voor the world, oh, and your head would explode from too much info
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion.
Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity...
Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process.
Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us.
Please stop. this is a light hearted and fun thread. nothing else.
Is the troll asking too stop? thats a strange troll... ?
Give the genie to a complete psycho who wishes for everything to end (including himself), would the genie fuck up the wish (and how?) because it is what he does or would he for once agree with the wish and grant it?
On February 05 2011 22:43 heishe wrote: Reminds me of an episode of Ghost Busters. They had this kind of thing too, but the wish granter was an asshole. When someone wished himself endless money, he was drowned in coins etc. (actual contents of episode I don't remember though, that must've been like.... 15 years ago?)
I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe.
Wish granted, you know how it feels to be tortured, your mind is traumatized.
I wish my musical taste would become mainstream
Granted, now your favorite bands sell-out and start producing crap songs to satisfy the need of the vast majority of people that like to hear the same beat over and over again with no meaning. I wish i would never die except for when i decide to.
On February 05 2011 22:16 moNsi wrote: I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D
any inputs on controlling time?
the only way for humanity to measure time is by a change happening, such as, the clock shows two different points in time in two different "slices" of time, in a more fundamental sense, if every electron, proton, quark, and neutron is on the exact same place, we cannot tell that there have been any time inbetween.
in other words: the ability to control time is equal to the ability to control change of matter and radiation. change of matter and radiation is in a fundamental way just movement. so to control time, is the same as to control movement velocity. movement velocity of atoms is also the same as temperature. so what you actually want is the ability to control the temperature of any object, molecule or atom. you already have this ability, by throwing a rock you have changed the movement velocity of the rock and thus changed its rate of time (see relativity in physics) as well as its temperature in comparison to [insert object].
you never stated what degree of control you wanted over time, if I were a vengeful genie, I would measure your overall strength in your body and halve it, because then you might appreciate the control over time you once had, and you still have it, it just happens to be half of what you had before, after all, I have fulfilled your wish by doing so.
a guy is granted wish by a genie. genie: "what's your heart's desire?" guy: "i want a dick so long that it touches the floor" ... the genie fulfills the desire and the poor guy has no more legs.
On February 05 2011 22:49 samuraibael wrote: I wish the internet would forget the word troll.
Wish granted. People still troll the internet of course, but now nobody can think of anything to accuse them of, and snide little cackling trolls are running riot all over your favourite websites.
On February 05 2011 21:55 ghen wrote: Imagine you found a magic lamp who's contents include an all powerful genie. This genie is charged with granting one wish to any individual who finds it and then promptly causing itself and it's lamp to disappear for one thousand years. The genie in this lamp used to be a regular human and as such still contains many fallacies of humanity including making mistakes, anger at being held captive for eternity, and a very dark sense of humor.
You may have one wish.
but the genie is vengeful.
He will try to ruin your wish. He is forced to grant your wish perfectly as stated and without question, but he may subtly alter the world around you in a most evil way to make your wish come true. For example, if you ask for infinite wishes not only would that spell infinite torture but the genie could almost certainly kill off everything you hold dear as you start using them.
State your wish! Try to undermine other people's wishes!
On February 05 2011 22:16 moNsi wrote: I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D
any inputs on controlling time?
the only way for humanity to measure time is by a change happening, such as, the clock shows two different points in time in two different "slices" of time, in a more fundamental sense, if every electron, proton, quark, and neutron is on the exact same place, we cannot tell that there have been any time inbetween.
in other words: the ability to control time is equal to the ability to control change of matter and radiation. change of matter and radiation is in a fundamental way just movement. so to control time, is the same as to control movement velocity. movement velocity of atoms is also the same as temperature. so what you actually want is the ability to control the temperature of any object, molecule or atom. you already have this ability, by throwing a rock you have changed the movement velocity of the rock and thus changed its rate of time (see relativity in physics) as well as its temperature in comparison to [insert object].
you never stated what degree of control you wanted over time, if I were a vengeful genie, I would measure your overall strength in your body and halve it, because then you might appreciate the control over time you once had, and you still have it, it just happens to be half of what you had before, after all, I have fulfilled your wish by doing so.
Im too dumb to understand this I would have given bad calibrations with the timecontrol, trying to slow it down instantly stops time, trying to speed it up leads to instant death
On February 05 2011 23:01 blastedt wrote: I'd just wish for the genie to be set free. He'd probably be grateful and surprised enough to grant another afterwards.
Wish granted, but there should be always a genie in the lamp. Now you are the genie.
On February 05 2011 22:48 Groslouser wrote: What if you ask something already evil?
Give the genie to a complete psycho who wishes for everything to end (including himself), would the genie fuck up the wish (and how?) because it is what he does or would he for once agree with the wish and grant it?
Geenie grants the psycho infinite life and makes the person quadraplegic. Geenie makes sure the world never ends.
On February 05 2011 23:01 blastedt wrote: I'd just wish for the genie to be set free. He'd probably be grateful and surprised enough to grant another afterwards.
wish granted, the genie is grateful to you, but does not grant you another wish, he instead proceeds to make the universe implode because none of the rest of the universe set him free.
that you happen to die as a result of this is not the genies problem.
On February 05 2011 23:10 Mindflow wrote: I wish IdrA wouldn't BM so much *Black hole begins to form*
Idra is now nice, but everyone else is bm. but people dont get jaded from all the bm and instead everyone is just pissed all the time while playing sc/sc2. People soon stop playing and sc as a whole is just another forgotten game.
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?
With time you get so stressed from all the control and what you could have done to prevent bad things from happening, you get depressed and kill yourself
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?
make you always hear the word every creatures in the universe say and any though they think to make sure you can comunicate with them "at any time" without changing you metabolism, size or whatever.
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?
With time you get so stressed from all the control and what you could have done to prevent bad things from happening, you get depressed and kill yourself
Pssh! No! You clearly don't know me if you think that would depress me
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?
wish granted, the universe have never existed in the first place. (thus there are no creatures for you to communicate with, thus you can communicate with every creature, thus your wish is granted)
except for you. you are alone somewhere in the vacuum and since your wish restricts the genie from making you survive in vacuum, you will most certainly die shortly.
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?
wish granted, the universe have never existed in the first place. (thus there are no creatures for you to communicate with, thus you can communicate with every creature, thus your wish is granted)
except for you. you are alone somewhere in the vacuum and since your wish restricts the genie from making you survive in vacuum, you will most certainly die shortly.
FFFFUUUU!!!! I should have added that I don't want the world to be changed in any way or the Universe to be changed in any way!!!! Khan! Khaaaaaan!
On February 05 2011 23:17 TrainFX wrote: Unlimited energy in the form of a +++A battery :D
wish granted, the +++A battery is somewhere in the universe, now all you need to do is find it.
oh, did I forget? the battery will continously get more and more charged up and if you dont find it and start using it within a month, it will explode in a new big bang. however, the energy source is unlimited, so the new bigbang is a constant stream of energy to the rest of the universe forever.
so don't let that happen and find it please? kthxbye
Genie doesnt understand why you cant kill ghen, teleports you and ghen to iron cage. Two go in, one gets out.
that's too kind, i'd rename the guy into "ghen" and gave him a gun :p
Or genie can give the gun to ghen and give the wisher a brass knuckle. Technically he COULD kill. Whether or not he succeeds is none of genie's business.
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
geenie only grants one wish, you can come up with new wishes but geenie doesnt have to grant them.
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
Wish granted! All your future wishes will not be ruined. You may proceed. The genie is somewhat upset but knows you will slip up eventually...
Alternate:
Wish granted! You now have infinite wishes. The genie disappears for 1000 years. You may wish if you can find him...
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
All i need to do is add that something about my perspective
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
All i need to do is add that something about my perspective
the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.
I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
All i need to do is add that something about my perspective
the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.
I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.
How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote: Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"
Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with
Hi ms pitt, you look just like the movie star brad pitt.
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote: Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"
Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with
Hi ms pitt, you look just like the movie star brad pitt.
Hm, ms means im woman? how exactly am i looking like brad pitt if i have lost zeh penis Well, not that im sure brad pitt ever had one..
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote: Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"
Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with
there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote: Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"
Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with
there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles
Well, its better than what i expected, kinda thought my nervecords wouldnt be connected with my new body
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote: Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"
Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with
there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles
Well, its better than what i expected, kinda thought my nervecords wouldnt be connected with my new body
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
All i need to do is add that something about my perspective
the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.
I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.
How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ
just yesterday i played a game called zombie survival or something on newgrounds. it was all text and one decision leading to another or leading to death. no logical way to survive but mere hope the next scene doesnt kill you.
this is worse than that.
so my wish is this topic gets closed after my post, this way nobody kills me, nobody turns against me, nobody chops off my penis and feeds hungry piranhas with it and we can get back to decent topics.
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
All i need to do is add that something about my perspective
the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.
I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.
How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ
Anyway I'd do this 1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets 2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want What can he do then?
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
On February 06 2011 00:07 danielsan wrote: just yesterday i played a game called zombie survival or something on newgrounds. it was all text and one decision leading to another or leading to death. no logical way to survive but mere hope the next scene doesnt kill you.
this is worse than that.
so my wish is this topic gets closed after my post, this way nobody kills me, nobody turns against me, nobody chops off my penis and feeds hungry piranhas with it and we can get back to decent topics.
The whole idea here is not to survive, its to figure a crafty way to ruin the wish, unfortunately there havent been too many good counterwishes
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote: I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him ggyo
in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.
All i need to do is add that something about my perspective
the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.
I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.
How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ
Anyway I'd do this 1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets 2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want What can he do then?
Well it's been well established by the OP that the genie will only grant one wish. and then disappear for 1000 years. So no matter how many wishes he allows to to have within the next five minutes, he will grant none of them.
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
Get out of that you genie prick.
Wish granted, you are incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. yes, you can walk just as good as you could before, you just happen to be incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. Thats one way to waste a once in a lifetime wish.
Allright. I dont know if you agree with this, but im going to hijack the thread and start another genie.
This genie is fed up with bullshit, there are rules. 1. If you wish for more than one wish, genie will blow up your genitals with a shotgun. 2. You have to wish something, otherwise genie will be sad. 3. If the wish is too damn long and precise, genie will lose interest in it. -> Shotgun. Genitals. This genie will be fair, he swears on his mothers tits that he wont do something retarded like" I wish i had icecream - wish granted, you get icecream.. AND THEN I TORTURE YOU TILL YOU DIE"
On February 05 2011 21:59 Pehbeh wrote: I wish I could do whatever I want whenever I want it to do.
I got this one covered.
I'd turn you invisible. Permanently. And make everyone else unable to hear you.
You can do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, since there's nobody that could stop you. Technically, "everything is possible", so I'm not imposing any limits either.
I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills.
I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills.
Wish granted, you gain one tenth of 100€ bill. unfortunately for you, genie reads it as 10 euros.
I wish to be even more awsome than Chuck Norris in every category. Take that trolls
Wish granted, you are old, beardy man, slightly better than chuck at everything. Unfortunately chuck was never too good at anything except roundhousekick during his prime.
I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
Wish granted, huge inflation, dollar loses its value.
This seems pretty fucked up the way it is, jesus returns, different religions want to own him, riots, blood and chaos everywhere.. Really great wish though
I wish to marry hyori and live with her happily ever after.
Seriously bullshit wishes get seriously bullshit results, you manage to marry hyori, your imagination friend. Ironically you live happily ever after with it.
On February 06 2011 00:09 The KY wrote: Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
Get out of that you genie prick.
wich granted, because you have such talent in X (your example, writing music, playing football), every other players that even remotely think themselves as skilled in that specific area now realize exactly how pathetic they are and decide to kill themselves.
Liquoid United Kingdom. February 05 2011 21:56 I wish I could wish for more wishes. + Show Spoiler +
Granted. You get as many wishes as you want, but they wont come true. Bonus: this time you are a slug
Mawi Sweden. February 05 2011 21:58 I wish I had the lust too play more Starcraft 2 + Show Spoiler +
Granted with delight. "Starcraft 2" is the name of a FUGLY Gay who will happily play lustfully with you in return
GiantEnemyCrab Canada. February 05 2011 22:12 i wish i was invisible + Show Spoiler +
Granted. No more eyes for you mister
moNsi Norway. February 05 2011 22:16 I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D + Show Spoiler +
Granted. You are the delivery boy of "Time" magazine somewhere in a remote 3rd world country were violent is pervasive and you could die any day at work.
Uriel_SVK Slovakia. February 05 2011 22:28 Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money. + Show Spoiler +
I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for
Granted (whew that was long). Then your mom wakes you up from your dream, and you go back to reality that you are in a hospital bed with brain tumor.
Fruscainte United States. February 05 2011 23:51 What's the point of this if he could just make you retarded and not able to enjoy your wish? I wouldnt even wish for something. + Show Spoiler +
Granted. You get nothing. But you are a warty frog now.
suxN Finland. February 05 2011 23:56. Posts 907 PM Profile Blog Quote # Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's + Show Spoiler +
Another genie (zeross) grants you your wish:
there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacle
1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets 2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want
Genie confused. Did not understand what "minuets" means. Thinks you're trolling. Interprets your wish generously and turns you into a man with taste buds inside his large intestine. No. only 1 wish. agarangu Chile. February 06 2011 00:12 I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die. + Show Spoiler +
Granted. In Verbatim
Cpt.beefy Ireland. February 05 2011 22:05 I wish people would realise how unimportant religion is too survival and start acting like a real society. One for all, all for one. + Show Spoiler +
Hey. I actually like this one. A little beyond this thread but good one. :p
On February 06 2011 00:09 The KY wrote: Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
Get out of that you genie prick.
Thats so easy. He would just make you another typical prodigy that was not appreciated during his time. As a result, you end up killing yourself after years of depression.
Then genie burns your house down so your work can't even be appreciated by later generations. This part isn't really necessary, but just as an extra vengefulness, why not.
On February 05 2011 22:00 stroggos wrote: i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them
Pretty impressive how you can love someone who isn't going to exist for a thousand years
On February 06 2011 01:02 stork4ever wrote: I wish to marry hyori and live with her happily ever after.
wish granted, for the sake of having both of you live happily ever after, time stops for both of you, neither of will ever grow old, movefrom where you stand, change pose or be damaged, you are essentially statues.
I wish the genie was free but retained his magical powers
I figure at best I'll wind up neutrally benefited after he grants any wish. Might as well avoid other people's suffering. Plus, magic is cool, nobody said he had to be free AND magic-less. There you go genie, now you can stop being such a d-bag
On February 06 2011 01:22 GambleVII wrote: I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free
wish granted, after having granted your wish he will then dissappear for 1000 years, after that you can try to find so you can wish your next wishes.
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
I wish to be happy for as long as i can live. Wat are you going to do? Turn me gay? Turn me into a frog? As long as im forever happy then im forever satisfied. WAT NOW?!
On February 06 2011 01:35 Stropheum wrote: I wish the genie was free but retained his magical powers
I figure at best I'll wind up neutrally benefited after he grants any wish. Might as well avoid other people's suffering. Plus, magic is cool, nobody said he had to be free AND magic-less. There you go genie, now you can stop being such a d-bag
wish granted, the now-free genie will dissappear for 1000 years before being anle to exert his freedom, and when he is, then he is in a baaaaaaaaad mood
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
Technically, you're flipping a coin here.
Pi turns out to be a rational number with 10^500000 digits, the genie writes at lightning speed in microscopic font and hands you the homework
On February 06 2011 01:22 GambleVII wrote: I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free
wish granted, after having granted your wish he will then dissappear for 1000 years, after that you can try to find so you can wish your next wishes.
thats why the condition is the 3rd wish is when hes free. therefore hes not free untill wish number 1 and 2 are finished.
On February 06 2011 01:01 Coraz wrote: I wish jesus would return
mess that one up
Jesus would immidiately be put in a state mental hospital, as every other crazy ass cracker who says they speak with God... in their mind O.o Congratulations, you just brought back a guy with a beard from the Roman era. Would be better to bring back like Harry Potter or some other historical figure.
I'd wish for him to enhance my wallet so that it always contained 100 dollars that magically refilled 10 seconds after I took the bill out of the wallet. He must not alter the wallet's appearance in any way, nor it's weight.
Can't mess that one up. Don't give me the inflation crap, unless someone steels it, I've got full control ^^ I'll just put it in a safe, and it's all good :D
Edit: Oh shit, and the genie may not harm me in any way, nor do anything else but the wallet magic stuff! Would be sad if he just killed me and grabed the wallet ^^
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.
I wish my favorite pizza place would reopen and continue business just like before they closed. That means same quality food, same prices, same atmosphere, etc.
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
Get out of that you genie prick.
Wish granted, you are incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. yes, you can walk just as good as you could before, you just happen to be incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. Thats one way to waste a once in a lifetime wish.
Nah I meant I would specify what talent I wanted but I can't think of it right now.
Besides, if someone offered you a free oppurtunity to be really good at wheelchair hockey for no cost or effort, would you say no?
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
Wish granted, you never learn anything and have to redo the course. For the pi problem, he removes all the space you provide.
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote: I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.
What's the genie gonna do?
He makes it so this is the only way you can communicate, and everyone thinks you've gone braindead and you have no way to convince them otherwise.
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.
What's the genie gonna do?
Nothing much, you can implant ideas, sure, but nobody will proceed with the ideas unless they think its a good one.
Additionally, you can accidentally implant ideas while youre asleep.
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote: I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.
What's the genie gonna do?
The genie makes that every person implemented with your idea becomes extremly lazy and never acts upon said idea.
if you implant an idea of " I wanna fuck this guy" into a girl she will be too lazy to actually fuck the guy. Therfore your implamentation is usless with no ill efects on yourself.
On February 06 2011 01:42 visual77 wrote: I wish my favorite pizza place would reopen and continue business just like before they closed. That means same quality food, same prices, same atmosphere, etc.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote: I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.
What's the genie gonna do?
The genie will instantly make the persons shrug the idea off their minds.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
Something tells me the OP recently saw Madoka Magica....
Personally, it wouldn't take a corrupt genie to ruin a wish to begin with as seemingly perfect wishes can always go wrong in some way; it's practically impossible for humans to make a flawless wish as we're pretty much incapable of filling up all of our blind spots (consider even the fact that we have blind spots that we are blind to in the first place).
On February 06 2011 01:22 GambleVII wrote: I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free
wish granted, after having granted your wish he will then dissappear for 1000 years, after that you can try to find so you can wish your next wishes.
thats why the condition is the 3rd wish is when hes free. therefore hes not free untill wish number 1 and 2 are finished.
Sorry genie you failed.
you made a wish for him to give you "new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free"
those are your exact words.
the "I wish" in the beginning of your sentence means that what you are doing is that you are making a wish, not a request or a suggestion, he granted your wish, and by the rules posted by the OP that means he and his lamp automaticly will dissappear for a 1000 years, you never stated when he must give you those 3 wishes, so you get them when he comes back.
On February 06 2011 01:51 redoxx wrote: I wish for omnipotence like Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey. Try to turn that one against me.
wish granted, you now have all your past experiences along with all the knowledge that Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey had, that is a fictional character so you now know exactly everything that was written in the script of the (movie)/(book)/(whatever) 2001: a space odessey.
I wish for omnipotence like Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey. Try to turn that one against me.
Its hard to break since i havent seen the movie :/ Overall i think omnipotency would be more of a curse than a gift, would make life effortless and boring.
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote: I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.
What's the genie gonna do?
wish granted, but instead of giving this ability to you, every living being on earth got it, and the strength of the conviction that the creature can implant is reversely proportional to the size of the creature that does it, every being on earth is soon after preoccupied with obsessively helping ants build their anthills.
Sounds like an episode of the X-files where Mulder finds a genie and attempts to get world peace. Instead, the genie makes all humans disappear because it is impossible for humans to be peaceful.
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'
Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?
wish granted, the universe have never existed in the first place. (thus there are no creatures for you to communicate with, thus you can communicate with every creature, thus your wish is granted)
except for you. you are alone somewhere in the vacuum and since your wish restricts the genie from making you survive in vacuum, you will most certainly die shortly.
FFFFUUUU!!!! I should have added that I don't want the world to be changed in any way or the Universe to be changed in any way!!!! Khan! Khaaaaaan!
your complete wish: 'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for. I don't want the world to be changed in any way or the Universe to be changed in any way.'
wish granted, except, not just you get the ability, every being on earth gets the ability and soon afterwards everyone is happily building anthills together, with no resentment whatsoever.
alternatively:
wish granted, time stops, you can communicate with every creature in the world, however, the universe cannot changed in any way, and so nothing can move or execute your commands.
I wish the genie to have a -true- desire for me being happy, loved, rich, free, (add more random shit), and that he would fulfill that desire of his, with no second intentions, this instant.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
I wish to be immortal exactly as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is, with the power of seeing the future instantly.
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
On February 06 2011 02:15 HobbesPT wrote: I wish the genie to have a -true- desire for me being happy, loved, rich, free, (add more random shit), and that he would fulfill that desire of his, with no second intentions, this instant.
wish granted, you become the centerpoint in human society because everyone loves you, when you die, everyone kills themselves because they are too miserable.
I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^
On February 06 2011 02:17 Macabre wrote: I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^
wish granted, you are immortal but cannot move from the spot where you were when you made your wish.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
SheaR619 United States. February 06 2011 01:38 I wish to be happy for as long as i can live. Wat are you going to do? Turn me gay? Turn me into a frog? As long as im forever happy then im forever satisfied. WAT NOW?!
On February 06 2011 02:17 Macabre wrote: I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^
wish granted, you are immortal but cannot move from the spot where you were when you made your wish.
But I could move before I made the wish.. so if he granted the wish correctly.. I can still move~_~
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
Macabre United States February 06 2011 02:17 I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^
I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.
Macabre United States February 06 2011 02:17 I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^
On February 06 2011 02:38 suxN wrote: I wish my penis was of average human penis lenght > I dont see how adding a disease or malfunction would be included in the wish.
Wish granted. You are a dog, with a human penis.
On February 06 2011 02:38 The KY wrote: I wish for the genie to spend the rest of time counting the grains of sand on an infinite and windy beach.
Because if he's going to be a dick about it then fuck him.
Wish granted. Except the genie is sipping drinks while you do the counting.
I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote: I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
Wish granted, but Starcraft enjoys none of it's success and you are the only progamer. Also no one likes you and you die alone.
i wish that for the rest of my life i could stop time, he cannot kill me, put me in a coma, or anything that would shorten my life. As for the time stopping, i can move, i can also choose if the people are stiff (aka i can put them in midair as they were) or ragdolls, i can also choose if anybody else can move around with me, i can talk while the time is stopped, and i can also choose the same thing for objects that i chose for the people... go!
I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
Reducing your lifespan by 14years to go into seoul, possibly not knowing the korean language, probably ruining the whole starcraft scene with your imbalanced abilities.. sounds like a fair deal as it stands
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote: I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
Wish granted, but Starcraft enjoys none of it's success and you are the only progamer. Also no one likes you and you die alone.
On February 06 2011 02:40 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse)
Wish granted, you will get all the power but don't have the body to sustain it. BOOM there you go
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
On February 06 2011 02:40 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse)
Wish granted, you will get all the power but don't have the body to sustain it. BOOM there you go
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Wish granted. You find that you become a genie that can only grant vengeful wishes and live the rest of your life in an lamp.
On February 06 2011 02:40 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse)
Wish granted, you will get all the power but don't have the body to sustain it. BOOM there you go
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
The guy who cursed him (aka his boss) jumps up and curses you as well, and put you in a lamp. Have fun lol.
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks.
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other.
I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion.
Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity...
Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process.
Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us.
pretty sure you just don't understand how this game works, it has nothing to do with what the world would be like with vs without religion
it's about how the genie will manipulate your wish because you were not even close to anything semantically specific
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks.
sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more"
I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it
On February 06 2011 02:40 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse)
Wish granted, you will get all the power but don't have the body to sustain it. BOOM there you go
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Wish granted. You find that you become a genie that can only grant vengeful wishes and live the rest of your life in an lamp.
I wish for more snow days
that would included curses/responsibilities with the power, which I negated in the wish
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks.
sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more"
I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it
Ah, i understood "keeping his curses" as you keeping his curses. Well then, who is to judge what are blesses and what are curses, personally i would consider omnipotency as a curse that makes life effortless and outright boring, kinda like playing starcraft against bots, fun for a while but lacks the reward.
Granted. Know this. As a genie, part of my power includes irreversible immutableuncounterable power, after I grant anyone his/her one wish, to immediately return to the lamp as a fully paralyzed immortal genie on a wheelchair feeling all the pain in your body known to exist, while everyone around you lives an eternity of fornication, food, party, and BW, while totally ignoring you, and you have no other power until another 1000 years expire. During which time I'd have become human, fornicated with all the most beautiful women in the world, played BW all day, drank the best spirits, eat the best food, and died happily. GL for a thousand years
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks.
sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more"
I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it
My version is much better, because the genie give it to you, and then the genie boss pops out of the ground and puts you in a lamp, just as he did with the old genie long ago cause he made the same wish
I would wish for the genie to be clear of all emotions (including vengeance) except happiness. The only thing that makes him truely happy is helping those in need (such as people starving, the terminally ill etc).
On February 06 2011 03:00 Aresien wrote: I would wish for the genie to be clear of all emotions (including vengeance) except happiness. The only thing that makes him truely happy is helping those in need (such as people starving, the terminally ill etc).
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
I wish I could teleport from place to place freely on will
Wish granted, everytime you teleport from place to place you might teleport onto something, lets say you teleport home and your roomie has left a sock on the floor, you teleport on it, your foot hurts like hell since that sock has integrated with your foot. Im pretty sure that flying dust wont do any good in your brain either.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
was that a wish?
Hmm.. yeah! :D
wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
On February 06 2011 02:38 suxN wrote: I wish my penis was of average human penis lenght > I dont see how adding a disease or malfunction would be included in the wish.
wish granted, your penis's mass is re-located so that it is longer (specifically average human length) but thinner.
On February 05 2011 21:59 Pehbeh wrote: I wish I could do whatever I want whenever I want it to do.
I got this one covered.
I'd turn you invisible. Permanently. And make everyone else unable to hear you.
You can do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, since there's nobody that could stop you. Technically, "everything is possible", so I'm not imposing any limits either.
I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills.
I'm humble, I know.
Nothing would ever change for you, you can never get a raise, never change job and never die. Time effectively stands still for you and over time, you begin to get sick of watching the same TV shows.
You can never spend your money, as you can never gain things that you didn't have previously.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
was that a wish?
Hmm.. yeah! :D
wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
True... Okay, more robust wish time!
All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
On February 06 2011 02:38 Macabre wrote: I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.
I'd get my wish right eventually.
wish granted, however, you switch dimension when you do, and this alternate reality you reincarnate into does not necessarily include the either you or the genie (i.e. you might not be born in this alternate reality, as such you would be born as someone else).
On February 06 2011 02:38 Macabre wrote: I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.
I'd get my wish right eventually.
wish granted, however, you switch dimension when you do, and this alternate reality you reincarnate into does not necessarily include the either you or the genie (i.e. you might not be born in this alternate reality, as such you would be born as someone else).
Granted. Know this. As a genie, part of my power includes irreversible immutableuncounterable power, after I grant anyone his/her one wish, to immediately return to the lamp as a fully paralyzed immortal genie on a wheelchair feeling all the pain in your body known to exist, while everyone around you lives an eternity of fornication, food, party, and BW, while totally ignoring you, and you have no other power until another 1000 years expire. During which time I'd have become human, fornicated with all the most beautiful women in the world, played BW all day, drank the best spirits, eat the best food, and died happily. GL for a thousand years
you kinda ignored the last page of responses that all did the same thing you did and included the curses/responsibility that come with the power that I specifically wished to not have
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses)
Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks.
sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more"
I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it
My version is much better, because the genie give it to you, and then the genie boss pops out of the ground and puts you in a lamp, just as he did with the old genie long ago cause he made the same wish
ya yours got me, but it kinda was more through adding another entity besides the genie
On February 06 2011 02:38 The KY wrote: I wish for the genie to spend the rest of time counting the grains of sand on an infinite and windy beach.
Because if he's going to be a dick about it then fuck him.
wish granted, the genie stops counting immiedietly because he knows how many grains of sand there is, infinitely many, so he doesn't need to count them.
On February 06 2011 03:06 Too_MuchZerg wrote: I wish genie has wife with him in the bottle.
One millenium later, genie comes out with his wife Bella and their kids; Vinnie, Jack, Dmitri, Aaron, Jerry, Jimmy, Jay, Junior, April, Layla, Sara, Lorena, Isabella...
On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
True... Okay, more robust wish time!
All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted.
I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
True... Okay, more robust wish time!
All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote: I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
wish granted, you are in coma at a hospital in seoul, a self sustaining place to live, and when you have 1 day left to live you wake up from your coma and when you do, you are the best sc player of all time.
On February 06 2011 02:55 ApocAlypsE007 wrote: I wish I could teleport from place to place freely on will
wish granted, every time you teleport your body is disintegrated and then rebuilt using body mass from people in the vicinity of your destination, so every time you arrive in your location you see people that lost arms, legs, torsos, heads, etc. that were used to recreate you.
On February 06 2011 03:00 Aresien wrote: I would wish for the genie to be clear of all emotions (including vengeance) except happiness. The only thing that makes him truely happy is helping those in need (such as people starving, the terminally ill etc).
wish granted, he decides that the best thing to do for humanity is to use the homeless as food to feed the starving, solves two world problems at once! he doesn't realize he can use magic because he is too ecstatic with the prospect of helping people.
On February 06 2011 03:20 suxN wrote: I wish i could dance not looking like a retard on the dancefloor
bam! he turns you into a retard. now you wouldnt look LIKE a retard, you would be one.
i for a wallet which has a constant supply of 100 1000 bills
Easy, some scientist invents a super counterfeiting device... that fits inside a wallet, everyone has one. Within a few years all major currencies have collapsed due to hyperinflation, there is rioting in the streets. You are killed by the local warlord 4 years later.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
was that a wish?
Hmm.. yeah! :D
wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
How does that not fall under side effects?
fine, you don't want the fancy stuff?
the genie gives you a blanket, you can now cover yourself with the blanket whenever you want, as such noone can see you while you are under the blanket and you are "not visible" or in other words "invisible" while under the blanket, happy?
On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
True... Okay, more robust wish time!
All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted.
I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
A swarm of murderous spacefaring robots becains slaughtering billions who put aside thier differences for the last few minutes they have of life as the Robot army extinquishes all life in the galaxy.
Or.. just all life suddenly goes into stasis, until the stars burn out and they die...
On February 06 2011 02:38 Macabre wrote: I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.
I'd get my wish right eventually.
wish granted, however, you switch dimension when you do, and this alternate reality you reincarnate into does not necessarily include the either you or the genie (i.e. you might not be born in this alternate reality, as such you would be born as someone else).
On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote: Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
True... Okay, more robust wish time!
All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted.
I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
wish granted, all carnivores, herbivores and omnivores die out.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
On February 06 2011 03:30 Alexhandr wrote: I wish the Protoss were real.
I kinda know what can be bad about this one. :3
Protoss are real. Too bad they killed you thinking you're zerg.
I wish for more wishes
Congratulations, you have more wishes. Too bad the genie disappeared in a puff of smoke.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
Wish granted. You now have 1 billion zimbabwe dollars. Congratulations! Worth about $2 million USD.
Unfortunately as Zimbabwe has a history of massive inflation, the news of your aquisition leads the country to scrap it's currency for the 5th or 6th time making all your dollars worthless.
I'd wish for sex machine powers so I could stare at people and make them quiver with delight! I'd also wish for ice cream, since I really like ice cream. Also, I'd wish for magical instant laundry-doing powers.
On February 06 2011 03:52 Gummy wrote: I'd wish for sex machine powers so I could stare at people and make them quiver with delight! I'd also wish for ice cream, since I really like ice cream. Also, I'd wish for magical instant laundry-doing powers.
wish granted, you are now made of icecream, and you can stare at people to make them quiver in delight of how good it looks to eat you (you only said you wanted [sex machine] powers that could make people quiver in delight, you never said they had to quiver in sexual delight), also, you can now instantly do your laundry, try not to get icecream stains on the clothes.
On February 06 2011 04:10 Apoth wrote: i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies
Wish granted. They are all benevolent and helpful. But the malevolent genie quickly stuffs them all into a big lamp and then smacks you upside the head with it, killing you.
On February 05 2011 22:43 heishe wrote: Reminds me of an episode of Ghost Busters. They had this kind of thing too, but the wish granter was an asshole. When someone wished himself endless money, he was drowned in coins etc. (actual contents of episode I don't remember though, that must've been like.... 15 years ago?)
On February 06 2011 04:31 nkr wrote: I would wish that all money was removed from the world :p don't care about consequences!
wish granted, the genie knows you don't care about the consequenses, so there are no consequences other than trading becoming the dominant method of merchanting
the genie will come back in 1000 years so you can wish for you wishes
Edit: im gonna stop posting in this thread know. it seems like everyone is posting wishes that basicly just say "genie can't mess it up but I don't get anything whatsoever out of it"
I wish the genie was a nice genie, who was smart and helpful, and still granted wishes, and who would be my best buddy forever, with whom I'd have all kinds of wacky adventures, and that he'd reverse any wrongs he'd ever done to anyone in the past, including possibly me. (Cause now he's a nice guy).
On February 06 2011 04:57 prototype. wrote: I wish I had the ability to teleport myself including anything else I'm in contact with to any location I desire.
If anyone can think of an ironic twist to this wish then please post.
The genie starts by teleporting you somewhere so you can get some practice making your way back home. Too bad he sends you to the center of the sun.
I'd wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do.
At the point of enunciating the wish, that which you wanted it to do was do exactly what you wish for (which is wishing). Therefore, your head explodes.
On February 06 2011 04:58 Mr. Wiggles wrote: I wish the genie was a nice genie, who was smart and helpful, and still granted wishes, and who would be my best buddy forever, with whom I'd have all kinds of wacky adventures, and that he'd reverse any wrongs he'd ever done to anyone in the past, including possibly me. (Cause now he's a nice guy).
he still dissappears for a thousand years after he granted it.
On February 06 2011 04:58 Mr. Wiggles wrote: I wish the genie was a nice genie, who was smart and helpful, and still granted wishes, and who would be my best buddy forever, with whom I'd have all kinds of wacky adventures, and that he'd reverse any wrongs he'd ever done to anyone in the past, including possibly me. (Cause now he's a nice guy).
he still dissappears for a thousand years after he granted it.
ok, this is my last post.
Oh well, at least the rest of you are no longer dead, dying, or made of icecream. :p
you can't "corrupt" a wish by doing something completely unrelated to the wish itself as a punishment.
"i wish to be able to teleport"... so the genie KILLS YOU. no. that's not how this works. corrupt the WISH itself, not any externalities. the point of this thread is to come up with ways to word desires that give you precisely what you want, no more no less.
for example, the wish above, "I wish I had the ability to teleport myself including anything else I'm in contact with to any location I desire." can be corrupted as follows:
"when you attempt to teleport, being in contact with the ground, you rip a hole in the earth, causing a massive hole where you left. furthermore, wherever you teleported will have tons and tons of raw earth dropped on top of it, likely crushing whatever it was you wanted to get to anyway. additionally, you are now teleported several hundred feet above your intended location (since the chunk of earth came with you and you are on top of it), you will have to jump and will likely break bones, etc."
notice the corruption is strictly on the power granted, not some externality he didn't even request (like "training" next to the sun) etc.
On February 06 2011 05:05 Quake48 wrote: Easy I wish for infinate genies who have to wish limits and are just as powerfull as the original genie and that they were not assholes
You are now a minor supporting character in The Thousand and One Nights for pretentious literary critics to sneer at. Wish granted.
On February 06 2011 04:31 nkr wrote: I would wish that all money was removed from the world :p don't care about consequences!
wish granted, the genie knows you don't care about the consequenses, so there are no consequences other than trading becoming the dominant method of merchanting
Actually, if the genie has to do exactly what i wish for, your comment makes no sense. He would have to go about changing stuff that are in no way connected to my wish, including peoples minds.
"money" is merely the items we give arbitrary value to in order to better facilitate trade. the american indians back in the day used to use teeth as currency.
On February 06 2011 05:05 Quake48 wrote: Easy I wish for infinate genies who have to wish limits and are just as powerfull as the original genie and that they were not assholes
Granted, but they are both deaf and blind and can therefore not understand you. Good luck taking care of infinite deaf and blind genies!
I wish I wasn't this sick anymore...
(On a side note, please stop trying to beat the genie, that's not the point of the game. The point is to come up with a fun way to ruin someone's wish and then provide a wish that can be ruined)
I'd pass - the GM (or in this case genie) will _always_ screw you over Well - maybe if you get an attorney to review a pages long and carefully worded wish - then maybe (kudos to everyone who gets this reference!)
On February 06 2011 05:04 suxN wrote: Nnnooo, this thread isnt the same without Roblin.
I wish i had x-ray vision, i wish i wasnt ginger, i wish i was great at basketball, i wish you wouldnt stop posting :C
You give cancer to everyone you stare at. You turn bald. You become 4 foot 7 inches but still great at basketball. You make everyone on TeamLiquid continuously post that the mods get frustrated and lock the forums down.
Well that was easy. This reminds me of that Cursed Monkey Paw. I want to participate stating an infallible wish... but I cant think of any in a short period of time.
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits permanantly. Also I stay on the surface of planet earth that were on now and I don't change in any way shape or form. And everything stays the way it is now plus the wish included.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
was that a wish?
Hmm.. yeah! :D
wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
How does that not fall under side effects?
fine, you don't want the fancy stuff?
the genie gives you a blanket, you can now cover yourself with the blanket whenever you want, as such noone can see you while you are under the blanket and you are "not visible" or in other words "invisible" while under the blanket, happy?
No, I'm still visible. Your example would also apply to clothing
I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits
All the baby girls will grow D cups in the womb. Quite a few complications incoming.
it's called a c section and yes it would be weird lol
What's a c section? Also I'm pretty sure it would kill off the majority of women giving birth.. atleast it solves the population problem, but Forever Alone ;D
On February 06 2011 05:42 darbleangry wrote: I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits permanantly. Also I stay on the surface of planet earth that were on now and I don't change in any way shape or form. And everything stays the way it is now plus the wish included.
That's 3 wishes - and you're ruining it for the people who prefer C.
You get to stay on the surface, but your feet are locked into the earth. Don't worry. Your feet are unchanged. You just can't get them out of the ground.
And nothing ever changes. No more people aging, no more things growing, no one moving. It stays just the way it is.
On February 06 2011 05:58 Euronyme wrote: What's a c section?
Caesarean section. When they have to cut open the women's abdomen to get the baby out due to complications of natural... pathways to birth.
You will get the life of an average sims character, first you build a nice house, then you fuck some lovely lady and lastly you and your entire family will be drowned into swimming pool.
You will get the life of an average sims character, first you build a nice house, then you fuck some lovely lady and lastly you and your entire family will be drowned into swimming pool.
Well that sounds more interesting than what I have now. Go for it. However sims character are about as far from alive as you can come, so it's a little far fetched :p
On February 05 2011 21:58 LittLeD wrote: I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him.
I would wish for more wishes of course. If not possible I would consider myself satisfied being almighty without any side effects like being bound to a lamp or being somebody's whore and grant him wishes..
On February 06 2011 06:07 eth3n wrote: I wish I could talk my way out of anything
Wish granted, you are now the president of the United States of America.
Doesnt sound very malevolent
Being the president of the united states usually means that the rest of the world + 40ish percent of the country hates you ^^ Sounds pretty malevolent to me..
I wish for 45 million American dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 12 years after the initial winner every month, i will be the 6th winner. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on news television (with a 3 month delay) that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel at which point the gene will be transported 2599 years into the future. The gene may only change the will of the million and billionaires that will create this contest with my place in the winners circle. Any involvement of meddling outside of these affairs by the gene will cause a break of this agreement upon which the gene to be tortured for the rest of eternity this can never be undone nor can the gene ever die from this as that would not constitute as torture.
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote: I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel.
someone will read/watch the news from the contest, you will be robbed and killed for your winnings
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote: I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel.
someone will read/watch the news from the contest, you will be robbed and killed for your winnings
The will have 96 people to kill all who are wealthy and likely moved and changed their names.
I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel.
You forgot to mention american dollars, enjoy your 45millions worth a dime.
Wealth wishes are so boring.. "i wish i had diamond size of a truck on my backyard, i wish bill gates gives half of his money on my bank account.."
I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after i have won having a contest winner every month. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel.
You forgot to mention american dollars, enjoy your 45millions worth a dime.
Wealth wishes are so boring.. "i wish i had diamond size of a truck on my backyard, i wish bill gates gives half of his money on my bank account.."
it's pragmatic esp with the gene being vengeful, it's also a bit more then just a wealth wish it's a redistribution of wealth wish. I could have easily just wish for the power to manipulate anything and everything to how i see fit with perfect control over the power, that i would receive the power upon the completion of the sentence.
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote: I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after the initial winner every month, i will be the 6th winner. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel at which point the gene will be transported 2599 years into the future. The gene may only change the will of the million and billionaires that will create this contest with my place in the winners circle. Any involvement of meddling outside of these affairs by the gene will cause a break of this agreement upon which the gene to be tortured for the rest of eternity this can never be undone nor can the gene ever die from this as that would not constitute as torture.
You wish to win a contest, and be the sixth to win it? Why not just wish to win some jackpot on the lottery?
Either way the dollar won't be worth the paper it's printed on once the 6th price is handled out, genie or no genie ;D
i wish for a nice genie that can grant me infinite wishes, including banishing of the evil genie and reversing of anything the evil genie does except for bring the good genie into existence
On February 06 2011 06:17 semantics wrote: I wish for 45 million dollars(after initial taxes) to be granted from several million and billionaires pooling their money for a contest called "bringing hope back to America" in-which the contest will continue for 8 years after the initial winner every month, i will be the 6th winner. There will be no obligational on my part to do anything with this money nor will the money be ever linked to anything that can cause me to be blamed for wrong doing(illegal acts) or cause me to lose the money. The money will be presented on live news television that will be broadcasted at least on one network news channel at which point the gene will be transported 2599 years into the future. The gene may only change the will of the million and billionaires that will create this contest with my place in the winners circle. Any involvement of meddling outside of these affairs by the gene will cause a break of this agreement upon which the gene to be tortured for the rest of eternity this can never be undone nor can the gene ever die from this as that would not constitute as torture.
You wish to win a contest, and be the sixth to win it? Why not just wish to win some jackpot on the lottery?
Either way the dollar won't be worth the paper it's printed on once the 6th price is handled out, genie or no genie ;D
that would constitute as meddling outside of the given parameters at which point the gene will basically live in hell, he's vengeful if he is then he wouldn't cause himself more pain, i would have gone with the gene no longer feels any emotion thus removing the need for such a clause but i wasn't sure how to fit it in that would preceded the wish in a manner that wouldn't count as a wish in itself. as the gene can only influence the people giving away the money.
I just needed to set up a safety net to remove the possibility of the people saying i never gave him the money. I also don't need to be the first one a target of the public in anyway.
i wish for a nice genie that can grant me infinite wishes, including banishing of the evil genie and reversing of anything the evil genie does except for bring the good genie into existence
and some doritos
Evil genie spawns the good genie to mars and eats your doritos
On February 06 2011 06:29 AppleTart wrote: I would just have a lawyer draft up one of my wishes and hand it to him.
The lawyer then betrays you, writing inside the pages and pages of words your death, and makes the wish his own instead.
Okay I've had enough fun in this thread - no more replies from me, lol.
Why would the lawyer betray me? I thought only the genie would try to do some cheesy stuff.
This is along the lines of after wish X a lighting bolt comes down and kills you instantly. This scenario can be used for any wish... whats the point.
Why would the lawyer listen to your demands when you just gave him the power to wish anything he wants?
A better way to prepare of your wish is to become a lawyer yourself, then write up your own wish.
Or have a good friend whos a lawyer.... You realize you can read what the lawyer writes before you turn it into the genie right?
Also this whole thing is pointless because you can always come in from the side and throw in some random variable which kills you. A better way to approach this is to see if that random variable is probable or within the boundaries of the wish. Like the example if you wished you could fly, then yes only granting you flight for 1 second is probable since you need to be more specific. But the person who wished for that turtle which turned pink and flew away. WTF is that. I can say that for anyone's wish.
I'll say this then to counter everything. Before you even think of your wish you get instantly killed by a lightning bolt from the sky.
i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops)
I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
On February 06 2011 06:47 JAN0L wrote: i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops)
This is extremely dangerous to have without the genie doing anything. Governments find out about it and kill/capture/torture you. Being able to know missile launch codes and state secrets doesn't sit well with people with power.
On February 06 2011 06:49 teser wrote: I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
the genie blows himself up after your 2nd wish, killing everything around him
On February 06 2011 06:49 teser wrote: I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
Genie summons a pallet of 1 Billion dollars the crushes you horribly.
On February 06 2011 06:47 JAN0L wrote: i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops)
This is extremely dangerous to have without the genie doing anything. Governments find out about it and kill/capture/torture you. Being able to know missile launch codes and state secrets doesn't sit well with people with power.
i was more about scientific stuff but if i can know anything i can also know who's afther me and how to avoid them
I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
I would wish for 2 more wishes as my first wish. Then quickly wish for a billion dollars as my 1st additional wish. Finally I would wish for the genie to kill himself for my 2nd, that way he can't fuck it up for me =D.
These scenarios have been run over and over again. You get your billion dollars as pennies and you drown in them. For more wishes you get turned into a genie yourself. For genie to kill himself he will use explosives and you die with him.
On February 06 2011 06:47 JAN0L wrote: i wish i could know everything that i want(when i want to know someting informations just apear in my brain i can shut it down whenever i want and i get only info that i want, and if it "overloads" me in any way it stops)
This is extremely dangerous to have without the genie doing anything. Governments find out about it and kill/capture/torture you. Being able to know missile launch codes and state secrets doesn't sit well with people with power.
i was more about scientific stuff but if i can know anything i can also know who's afther me and how to avoid them
Sometimes knowing isn't enough. Unless you already have some ability/training with avoiding capture
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote: I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
Wish granted. Too bad the genie was evil, and wished for the enslavement of the entire human race. Bahahaa.
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote: I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
Wish granted. Too bad the genie was evil, and wished for the enslavement of the entire human race. Bahahaa.
I wish for world domination.
You are the leader of the world for about 2 seconds before the populace realizes how terrible a leader you are and launches a violent revolution against your government. You are imprisoned and tortured for 27 years before being executed.
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote: I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
The sun is a pretty hot place to live. I estimate your death 0.000000000001 seconds after arriving.
Wish for omniscience and omnipotence? Or maybe just omnipotence (if you're limited to one). Hard to screw that one up unless the genie sends you to a separate dimension or something but you can still recreate the universe there.
I'd wish for the genie to be free from it's powers (curse?)...and be reverted back into it's human mortal form and I'd want nothing for myself because I am content with what I have and my capabilities as a human.
If the genie still has human nature within, it means it's selfish and I don't see how the genie would voluntarily ruin this wish as it would only ruin it for the genie itself...
I'd wish for the genie to be free from it's powers (curse?)...and be reverted back into it's human mortal form and I'd want nothing for myself because I am content with what I have and my capabilities as a human.
If the genie still has human nature within, it means it's selfish and I don't see how the genie would voluntarily ruin this wish as it would only ruin it for the genie itself...
This line has been used quite a bit, the genie has gone insane from the frustration and goes berserk when given freedom.
On February 06 2011 06:45 AT_Tack wrote: clearly world piece!
Since you spelled peace wrong, the genie just hands you a bag of dirt
Lol that is so sad. This genie is a real dikc It seems that the wishes will all end up in bat things, rather than good things. Can you just run away from him? If you cant just use my previous wish to escape his evil. "I wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do." Nothing evil comes out of it, but u gain nothing. Better than starting a paradox or destroying the world
On February 06 2011 06:45 AT_Tack wrote: clearly world piece!
Since you spelled peace wrong, the genie just hands you a bag of dirt
Lol that is so sad. This genie is a real dikc It seems that the wishes will all end up in bat things, rather than good things. Can you just run away from him? If you cant just use my previous wish to escape his evil. "I wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do." Nothing evil comes out of it, but u gain nothing. Better than starting a paradox or destroying the world
I'd wish for the smartest genie lawyer in the universe to help me create a contract that would state that I would get three more wishes, through the contract. (So that way he wouldn't be able to mess it up).
I wish that everyone on earth has a random super power or ability from the DC/Marvel/Shonen Jump literature.
Granted! Everyone has awesome abilities and super powers. You on the other hand turn into Squirrel Girl.
I wish I could travel back in time, kidnap the genie as a baby and nurture him in a loving family atmosphere. And ask him to conjure various porn stars to my S&M chamber every now and then.
On February 06 2011 07:44 TheKanAry wrote: I would wish that Day[9] would have the ability to control time, so that he can be everywhere, and cast everything.
granted unfortunately, day9 casts one too many games as a result, and permanently loses his voice. nothing the medical community can do. without his charming demeanor, starcraft and starcraft 2 both die as e-sports to be replaced by world of warcraft.
On February 06 2011 07:30 Iplaythings wrote: Wish granted, but the genie decides for itself on how to fuck your life up.
I wish for a good nights sleep
You never wake up, cause theirs all ways night somewhere.
I wish for a life without problems
granted you live out the rest of your life with nothing bothering you; having unlimited food, willing females, lovable children, no flyswatters in the vicinity, etc. oh and you're also a housefly with an average lifespan of less than a month. even a perfect housefly life isn't that great unfortunately
On February 06 2011 07:46 Kolvacs wrote: I'd wish for the smartest genie lawyer in the universe to help me create a contract that would state that I would get three more wishes, through the contract. (So that way he wouldn't be able to mess it up).
you get your lawyer as desired. the genie feels kind today and doesn't do anything mean to you. he simply retreats into his bottle to wait another 1,000 years. meanwhile you accumulate ridiculous lawyer fees, go into bankruptcy and ruin your life forever. but at least you have a well-written contract to be used in 1,000 years
I wish that everyone on earth has a random super power or ability from the DC/Marvel/Shonen Jump literature.
Granted! Everyone has awesome abilities and super powers. You on the other hand turn into Squirrel Girl.
I wish I could travel back in time, kidnap the genie as a baby and nurture him in a loving family atmosphere. And ask him to conjure various porn stars to my S&M chamber every now and then.
Well it would be random so that is just the luck of the draw. However even squirrel girls powers are pretty sweet. Get my squirrels to rob banks etc for me ;D
You travel back to the beginning of time whence forth the genie was born and are stuck there in a void...
On February 06 2011 08:18 stormtemplar wrote: I wish I was totally immortal, so in 1000 years I can fix any problems
Granted. Enjoy watching all your loved ones die. You to fall in love again, only to watch *them* die too. This cycle repeats itself over and over for eternity, or until you are no longer capable of love, and are a shell of your former self.
On February 05 2011 22:43 heishe wrote: Reminds me of an episode of Ghost Busters. They had this kind of thing too, but the wish granter was an asshole. When someone wished himself endless money, he was drowned in coins etc. (actual contents of episode I don't remember though, that must've been like.... 15 years ago?)
On February 06 2011 08:22 Railxp wrote: isnt like 99% of all vengeful genie solutions is to grant you your power/wish, then kill everything on the earth so you live and die alone forever?
no. stop trying to "beat" this thread. there is no winner, it's a fun game that people keep trying to ruin by being #1 BEST LOOPHOLE YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD WON'T DIE !!
Granted, but your true friend's true friend isn't you.
I wish I can do well in school without trying (that way I can still play more starcraft ;])
granted, you do well in school but learn nothing and, once finished with school top of your class cannot get a job because ya just don't know anything.
I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable.
I wish to be able to act in all 4 dimensions of spacetime. That would automatically make me all-powerful, and time would have no meaning to me, so I would also "live forever" (Altough forever would mean, I could travel infinitely far in time). It would be as if I would get a time-machine.
On February 06 2011 08:37 Abductedonut wrote: I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable.
GL HF finding a way to mess that one up.
Granted your life will now be an Asian drama with a BSDM twist.
On February 06 2011 00:54 Kolvacs wrote: I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
I'm having trouble finding a way the Genie could mess this up.
On February 06 2011 00:54 Kolvacs wrote: I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
I'm having trouble finding a way the Genie could mess this up.
On February 06 2011 00:54 Kolvacs wrote: I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
I'm having trouble finding a way the Genie could mess this up.
Wish Granted, every time you open your wallet 1000$ worth of pennies fall out, but as every penny falls out, more are generated, so that the total amount is always1000$. If ever opened in an enclosed space you drown in pennies, too weak to shut your wallet and stem the torrent.
On February 06 2011 08:37 Abductedonut wrote: I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable.
GL HF finding a way to mess that one up.
Granted your life will now be an Asian drama with a BSDM twist.
I wish the genie to be SNSD.
Granted. However, it turns out they are all traps who wish only to rape you until you die, which they do.
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
I wish North Korea conquered the world for a week.
No, better yet, I wish there were a televized debate between Osama bin Laden, Glenn Beck, and various other radical luminaries, and at the end they have to keep going until they agree upon something important.
On February 06 2011 08:59 igotmyown wrote: Let me try:
I wish North Korea conquered the world for a week.
No, better yet, I wish there were a televized debate between Osama bin Laden, Glenn Beck, and various other radical luminaries, and at the end they have to keep going until they agree upon something important.
On February 06 2011 09:15 stormtemplar wrote: I wish that the he realizes the error of his ways and decides that it's much better to give out good, not malicious wishes every six months.
Have fun with this one.
"Good" is relative. One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
On February 06 2011 08:37 Abductedonut wrote: I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable.
GL HF finding a way to mess that one up.
Granted your life will now be an Asian drama with a BSDM twist.
I wish the genie to be SNSD.
Granted. However, it turns out they are all traps who wish only to rape you until you die, which they do.
Hawt. They're being trapped by me though, I'm not 18 yet ha!
): i'd rather not have sex with SNSD. Would ruin my image of them. Long walks on the beach is all i want! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME EVIL GENIE!
Edit: upping the SNSD thing: They just had sex with your parents, your pets, the Denver Broncos, and they haven't showered and they're having their unpleasant times of the lunar cycle.
I wish Idra were the most powerful mod on teamliquid, so he would have the power to arbitrarily ban people. Prepare to be entertained best case, worst case nothing important happens.
On February 06 2011 09:33 igotmyown wrote: Edit: upping the SNSD thing: They just had sex with your parents, your pets, the Denver Broncos, and they haven't showered and they're having their unpleasant times of the lunar cycle.
I wish Idra were the most powerful mod on teamliquid, so he would have the power to arbitrarily ban people. Prepare to be entertained best case, worst case nothing important happens.
On February 06 2011 00:54 Kolvacs wrote: I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
I'm having trouble finding a way the Genie could mess this up.
the money comes from your nearby bank, good luck explaining to the IRS/police how you happen to be spending missing money. Or huge credit card debt.
On February 06 2011 09:33 igotmyown wrote: Edit: upping the SNSD thing: They just had sex with your parents, your pets, the Denver Broncos, and they haven't showered and they're having their unpleasant times of the lunar cycle.
I wish Idra were the most powerful mod on teamliquid, so he would have the power to arbitrarily ban people. Prepare to be entertained best case, worst case nothing important happens.
On February 06 2011 09:33 igotmyown wrote: Edit: upping the SNSD thing: They just had sex with your parents, your pets, the Denver Broncos, and they haven't showered and they're having their unpleasant times of the lunar cycle.
I wish Idra were the most powerful mod on teamliquid, so he would have the power to arbitrarily ban people. Prepare to be entertained best case, worst case nothing important happens.
Wish granted, he decides you are the source of all that is wrong with eSports and bans you from ever seeing the site again.
On February 06 2011 09:33 igotmyown wrote: Edit: upping the SNSD thing: They just had sex with your parents, your pets, the Denver Broncos, and they haven't showered and they're having their unpleasant times of the lunar cycle.
I wish Idra were the most powerful mod on teamliquid, so he would have the power to arbitrarily ban people. Prepare to be entertained best case, worst case nothing important happens.
Wish granted, he decides you are the source of all that is wrong with eSports and bans you from ever seeing the site again.
On February 06 2011 08:37 Abductedonut wrote: I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable.
GL HF finding a way to mess that one up.
Granted your life will now be an Asian drama with a BSDM twist.
I wish the genie to be SNSD.
Granted. However, it turns out they are all traps who wish only to rape you until you die, which they do.
even as traps, i'd still do SNSD
i wish that gretech, blizzard and SC2 implodes so that SCBW lives on forever
On February 06 2011 08:37 Abductedonut wrote: I wish the genie gives me a horrible, horrible life. I wish I get tortured, kicked around, beat up, pissed on, cheated on, with every kind of STD and disease on the earth without dying for years upon years. Then, I meet this beautiful who loves me and accepts me for my shortcomings and problems but then after a few months she dies, leaving me absolutely alone and miserable.
GL HF finding a way to mess that one up.
Granted your life will now be an Asian drama with a BSDM twist.
I wish the genie to be SNSD.
Granted. However, it turns out they are all traps who wish only to rape you until you die, which they do.
even as traps, i'd still do SNSD
i wish that gretech, blizzard and SC2 implodes so that SCBW lives on forever
Blizzard goes bankrupt as a company, dropping support for SC2, and bringing Gretech down with them, but using the last of their money to level massive lawsuits against all SCBW leagues and teams in the world. They convincingly win the suit, splitting the money between their executives and dissolving the company, but also destroying SCBW as an eSport.
On February 06 2011 05:04 annul wrote: you are all doing it wrong.
you can't "corrupt" a wish by doing something completely unrelated to the wish itself as a punishment.
"i wish to be able to teleport"... so the genie KILLS YOU. no. that's not how this works. corrupt the WISH itself, not any externalities. the point of this thread is to come up with ways to word desires that give you precisely what you want, no more no less.
for example, the wish above, "I wish I had the ability to teleport myself including anything else I'm in contact with to any location I desire." can be corrupted as follows:
"when you attempt to teleport, being in contact with the ground, you rip a hole in the earth, causing a massive hole where you left. furthermore, wherever you teleported will have tons and tons of raw earth dropped on top of it, likely crushing whatever it was you wanted to get to anyway. additionally, you are now teleported several hundred feet above your intended location (since the chunk of earth came with you and you are on top of it), you will have to jump and will likely break bones, etc."
notice the corruption is strictly on the power granted, not some externality he didn't even request (like "training" next to the sun) etc.
Can't I just jump before I teleport to avoid teleporting the surface I'm standing on as well. I assumed I could control what I teleport and what I don't want to teleport.
Aaaaaw man. Isn't this called Efreet? Back in 9th grade I played alotta D&D 3rd and our grp found this exact thing. Our rogue instantly wished for the biggest treasure on the entire planet and *BAM* he got instantly teleportet to the bottom of the ocean where a seamonster lurked around the treasure it had obtained through sinking ships all it's life.
We didn't realize he died since to us - he was just teleported to the "treasure".
So next off our barbarian wished for a weapon great enough to fight of 100 orcs with a single blow. *BAM* an axe the size of a mountain appeared next to us. This didn't kill anyone - but still a useless wish hence we couldn't use it - nor carry it with us.
Me (a sorc) and our cleric chose to be very specifik with our wishes and ended up pretty fine actually. Or well... Semi fine... The cleric naturally wished to be "closer to his god - yet still doing his bidding on this planet" so he became more and more involved with his god, more and more fanatic... In the end he was killed brawling against some "non-believers".
Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.
So I'd say go for w/e he himself would actually like.
If anyone of you actually played D&D I gotta say. We played these chars from lvl 1 ---> this happened around lvl 11 ---> My char was the last to die around lvl 15. Playing 4hrs every monday for several months. Kindda lame the DM just killed our rogue instantly like that >.<
Edit: For ppl who're uncertain of what an efreet is - here's a picture
thread reminds me of that movie with brandon fraiser who gets 3 wishes from the devil and she grants his wishes while screwing up his life in the process
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote: Aaaaaw man. Isn't this called Efreet? Back in 9th grade I played alotta D&D 3rd and our grp found this exact thing. Our rogue instantly wished for the biggest treasure on the entire planet and *BAM* he got instantly teleportet to the bottom of the ocean where a seamonster lurked around the treasure it had obtained through sinking ships all it's life.
We didn't realize he died since to us - he was just teleported to the "treasure".
So next off our barbarian wished for a weapon great enough to fight of 100 orcs with a single blow. *BAM* an axe the size of a mountain appeared next to us. This didn't kill anyone - but still a useless wish hence we couldn't use it - nor carry it with us.
Me (a sorc) and our cleric chose to be very specifik with our wishes and ended up pretty fine actually. Or well... Semi fine... The cleric naturally wished to be "closer to his god - yet still doing his bidding on this planet" so he became more and more involved with his god, more and more fanatic... In the end he was killed brawling against some "non-believers".
Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.
So I'd say go for w/e he himself would actually like.
If anyone of you actually played D&D I gotta say. We played these chars from lvl 1 ---> this happened around lvl 11 ---> My char was the last to die around lvl 15. Playing 4hrs every monday for several months. Kindda lame the DM just killed our rogue instantly like that >.<
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote: Aaaaaw man. Isn't this called Efreet? Back in 9th grade I played alotta D&D 3rd and our grp found this exact thing. Our rogue instantly wished for the biggest treasure on the entire planet and *BAM* he got instantly teleportet to the bottom of the ocean where a seamonster lurked around the treasure it had obtained through sinking ships all it's life.
We didn't realize he died since to us - he was just teleported to the "treasure".
So next off our barbarian wished for a weapon great enough to fight of 100 orcs with a single blow. *BAM* an axe the size of a mountain appeared next to us. This didn't kill anyone - but still a useless wish hence we couldn't use it - nor carry it with us.
Me (a sorc) and our cleric chose to be very specifik with our wishes and ended up pretty fine actually. Or well... Semi fine... The cleric naturally wished to be "closer to his god - yet still doing his bidding on this planet" so he became more and more involved with his god, more and more fanatic... In the end he was killed brawling against some "non-believers".
Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.
So I'd say go for w/e he himself would actually like.
If anyone of you actually played D&D I gotta say. We played these chars from lvl 1 ---> this happened around lvl 11 ---> My char was the last to die around lvl 15. Playing 4hrs every monday for several months. Kindda lame the DM just killed our rogue instantly like that >.<
Wait, I am so confused loool.
Can you explain the game?
I'm saying. This happened when I played Dungeons And Dragons (Advanced 3rd. edition - D&D geeks are really pumped about what version you played). And our grp stumpled upon this vicious genie-like "deity" called an Efreet.
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote: Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.
efreet gives you the souls of a thousand damned adventurers, and since you don't have the powers of a genie they swallow you up and you become one of them. lol
On February 06 2011 10:33 Mentalizor wrote: Me, well I chose to wish for whatever riches the efreet would himself wish for. (You see, the player gets outplayed ?). So I got a few items and a "buff" which made me forever immune to snares and such.
efreet gives you the souls of a thousand damned adventurers, and since you don't have the powers of a genie they swallow you up and you become one of them. lol
Touché! However... Would that be what the efreet truly wanted? I mean... The entire idea was for him (and in this case me) to get eternal freedom.
On February 06 2011 11:19 Lunat!c wrote: I want to be the BEST starcraft 2 player ever.
Gratz on having no friends, being semi-autistic, lack any kind of social skills - but ROCKING out on the ladder. Sounds great, bro
Edit: If ppl find this offensive / dont get my point you should go see Hydra play WoW-arena. He's obviously one of the best players in the world. But something's obviously not right about that kid
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote: I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
Wish granted... Now you are the best SC progamer of all time, using ID Savior
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote: I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
Wish granted... Now you are the best SC progamer of all time, using ID Savior
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote: I wish I was dead.
You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle.
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote: I wish I was dead.
You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle.
I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today
The Steelers win and Ben Roethlisberger retires from Football to become a full time rapist.
On February 06 2011 10:25 Lythox wrote: I wish I was a pornstar. Not just a pornstar but a pornstar with proud parents.
Granted! Have fun doing animals and all sorts of weird sh*t all your life. Parents are forever proud you're #1 in your business!
I can top this.
Your parents reveal the family heritage as animal sex afficionados. By then you're doing really awesome in life, have a (non-porn) job of your dreams, are dating a super-nice supermodel, and so on, but their relentless pressure, along with secretly doping your cereal with cocaine, get you to try out the family business.
The first one was a male horse named Goliath. It hurts so bad ... and your parents have that picture of that first moment mounted on the wall, with you pinned against the wall screaming in agony. The video is released on the web, and your friends and girlfriend instantly dump you, and you get fired and blacklisted from your profession, your degree gets revoked from your university. Lawsuits from the horses owner and child support payments (naturally she never allows you to see your children ever again) eventually force you back into the business. After 10 years of brutal animal penetrations you make history when you become the first male actor to be reamed by a woolly mammoth (they're been revived). That famous video (Yabba dabba doo!) brings you to the top, earning adult bestiality film star of the year, making you officially a porn star, making you envy of all your relatives. Unfortunately all you can think of is the nonstop pain and your permanent colostomy bag, and you have to have an IV of heroin just do stay conscious.
On February 06 2011 12:49 tangwhat wrote: I wish I was dead.
You die. For fifteen seconds on the operating table. When you come back you realize that you are a in a vegetative state, unable to move or communicate at all, but still coherent and aware of the pain coursing your body and the feeding tube shoved down your throat. There is a huge debate over the legality of ending your life, so in the interim you are kept alive as a national spectacle.
I wish the Steelers win the super bowl today
The Steelers win and Ben Roethlisberger retires from Football to become a full time rapist.
I think a lot of steelers fans would be ok with this.
The Steelers win, but the day after a scandal is revealed (wide-spread abuse, steroids, spies in other organizations, sabotage, Big Ben secretly kidnapping the daughters of the referees) backed by some of the big names in Vegas. As the details emerge, the Steelers are stripped of all their titles from the 2000s and are thrown out of the NFL black sox style and the franchise is dissolved.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
On February 06 2011 16:22 tainted muffin wrote: I would wish him back into the lamp while laughing
As your vengeful genie, I would go back into the lamp and bring the entire world including with me where you, unlike I, have no powers and proceed to suffocate and otherwise diminish until death inside the lamp.
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
Of course, your sandwich immediately materializes in the puddle in front of you, this is a puddle of the foulest substances imaginable of course. Also the mustard is poisoned, (thats not a weird surprise, its a regular one)
On February 06 2011 16:39 Muntock wrote: I WISH TO DIE IMMEDIATELY
Someone else resolved that earlier, you die for 15 seconds (full cardiac arrest is essentially death), wake up to discover you are in a coma but fully physically conscious and in agonizing pain, this goes on for a good 30-40 years.
On February 06 2011 16:19 Karliath wrote: I wish that myself and everyone I love are happy for the rest of our normal, otherwise unaltered lives.
it's hard to make this ironic, so I'll just add a bunch of random crap.
1. He makes you incapable of love, and places you alone in a place, unaffected by the misfortunes of life, so you ar happy.
2. All the people you love become succesful and abandon you, but are happy, while you are a homeless, STD infected, hobo in bronze league, but hey, at least you're happy! Nobody talks to you.
3. He convinces all the governments to nuke each other, and the world ends. Your life wasn't "unaltered directly". w/e. sux fo u. your dead... but happy!
On February 06 2011 16:19 Karliath wrote: I wish that myself and everyone I love are happy for the rest of our normal, otherwise unaltered lives.
it's hard to make this ironic, so I'll just add a bunch of random crap.
1. He makes you incapable of love, and places you alone in a place, unaffected by the misfortunes of life, so you ar happy.
2. All the people you love become succesful and abandon you, but are happy, while you are a homeless, STD infected, hobo in bronze league, but hey, at least you're happy! Nobody talks to you.
3. He convinces all the governments to nuke each other, and the world ends. Your life wasn't "unaltered directly". w/e. sux fo u. your dead... but happy!
But he could do #3 with every wish, so it's not really corrupting the wish. You could say it's a given that he'll try to kill/torture everything to make you unhappy regardless of your wish, so the wish is still a relative positive.
My first wish is to wish for the proper 3 wishes that a Genie is supposed to grant. He can quit being a fucking cheapskate.
Then for my first wish of those three I wish that no force at all could interfere with the repercussions of the wishes that I wish for, no matter how powerful it is. I get my wishes and that's it. End of story.
Other than that probably a load of money, say 10 billion, and a lifetime supply of ExtenZe, just for shits and giggles.
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
Of course, your sandwich immediately materializes in the puddle in front of you, this is a puddle of the foulest substances imaginable of course. Also the mustard is poisoned, (thats not a weird surprise, its a regular one)
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
Of course, your sandwich immediately materializes in the puddle in front of you, this is a puddle of the foulest substances imaginable of course. Also the mustard is poisoned, (thats not a weird surprise, its a regular one)
I'm sad you didn't get that reference.
I got it (the Simpsons, {Treehouse of Horror I think it was?}) but I felt it was my duty to properly corrupt it anyway
EDIT: Would you have liked it better if I said that the turkey is a little dry?
i wish to become a human that doesn't lose libido and only fuck the most beautiful women in the planet (I will also detail that they are real beautiful women not trannies) .. now what could go wrong?
On February 06 2011 17:12 Licmyobelisk wrote: i wish to become a human that doesn't lose libido and only fuck the most beautiful women in the planet (I will also detail that they are real beautiful women not trannies) .. now what could go wrong?
"only fuck" rather than "fuck only" implies that the only thing you're able to do is fuck women. you die pretty soon of asphyxiation, not being able to breathe.
Licmyobelisk Philippines. February 06 2011 17:12 i wish to become a human that doesn't lose libido and only fuck the most beautiful women in the planet (I will also detail that they are real beautiful women not trannies) .. now what could go wrong?
BAM! You are a human with unlimited sex appetite. Since I like you, I'll give you a bonus - I'll give you a 15 inch dick and a long life of 100 years more from now. Now you get to fuck all day and all night nonstop all the beautiful women dogs, elephants, cows, hens, rats, geese, spiders, crocodiles, gorrillas, all all other beautiful women animals.
On February 06 2011 17:12 Licmyobelisk wrote: i wish to become a human that doesn't lose libido and only fuck the most beautiful women in the planet (I will also detail that they are real beautiful women not trannies) .. now what could go wrong?
For the rest of your life, there are only ugly girls around you (they magically move away from a huge radius of you). Since you only fuck the most beautiful women, you can't have sex. Your libido grows exponentially and painfully, worse than the worst blue balls in history.
On February 06 2011 16:19 Karliath wrote: I wish that myself and everyone I love are happy for the rest of our normal, otherwise unaltered lives.
it's hard to make this ironic, so I'll just add a bunch of random crap.
1. He makes you incapable of love, and places you alone in a place, unaffected by the misfortunes of life, so you ar happy.
2. All the people you love become succesful and abandon you, but are happy, while you are a homeless, STD infected, hobo in bronze league, but hey, at least you're happy! Nobody talks to you.
3. He convinces all the governments to nuke each other, and the world ends. Your life wasn't "unaltered directly". w/e. sux fo u. your dead... but happy!
But he could do #3 with every wish, so it's not really corrupting the wish. You could say it's a given that he'll try to kill/torture everything to make you unhappy regardless of your wish, so the wish is still a relative positive.
yeah I was just being annoying. technically the genie can always find a way to kill you. I don't like when people wish for stuff and say, I can't be harmed. the evil genie is supposed to find ironic deaths.
On February 06 2011 17:01 Sceptor87 wrote: My first wish is to wish for the proper 3 wishes that a Genie is supposed to grant. He can quit being a fucking cheapskate.
Then for my first wish of those three I wish that no force at all could interfere with the repercussions of the wishes that I wish for, no matter how powerful it is. I get my wishes and that's it. End of story.
Other than that probably a load of money, say 10 billion, and a lifetime supply of ExtenZe, just for shits and giggles.
genie, in 1000 years, will give you your 3 wishes
On February 06 2011 17:12 Licmyobelisk wrote: i wish to become a human that doesn't lose libido and only fuck the most beautiful women in the planet (I will also detail that they are real beautiful women not trannies) .. now what could go wrong?
1. You are placed on a planet with only men.
2. He turns you into a girl
3. Cuts off your penis.
4. They are beautiful on the inside. (<--stupid)
5. Syphilis? Gonorrhea? etc.
6. He makes you gay.
On February 06 2011 17:34 peidongyang wrote: INFINITE POWER!!!!
You turn into a meme on the internet. Punishment? not sure if this qualifies. enjoy 4chan!
On February 06 2011 05:04 suxN wrote: Nnnooo, this thread isnt the same without Roblin.
I wish i had x-ray vision, i wish i wasnt ginger, i wish i was great at basketball, i wish you wouldnt stop posting :C
awww, how cute wish granted, you now have an extremely powerful x-ray machine replace your eyes, so everyone you look at is sprayed by so much atomic particles they will certainly develop a great number of tumors your hair can no longer be coloured to any shade of ginger no matter how hard you try and your. natural haircolour is the same colour as baby beel in belzebub, aka, green. you are now great at basketball, pity you can barely see the field due to your x-ray vision.
I am now posting in this thread, to everyones happiness and despair!.
On February 06 2011 05:42 darbleangry wrote: I wish for all of the women on the planet earth to have perky size D tits permanantly. Also I stay on the surface of planet earth that were on now and I don't change in any way shape or form. And everything stays the way it is now plus the wish included.
On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote: [quote] wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be.
really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste.
Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon.
was that a wish?
Hmm.. yeah! :D
wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
How does that not fall under side effects?
fine, you don't want the fancy stuff?
the genie gives you a blanket, you can now cover yourself with the blanket whenever you want, as such noone can see you while you are under the blanket and you are "not visible" or in other words "invisible" while under the blanket, happy?
No, I'm still visible. Your example would also apply to clothing
but noone could see you, thus satisfying the requirement, and yes, clothing would work to, as long as it covered every last square inch around you
On February 06 2011 06:07 eth3n wrote: I wish I could talk my way out of anything
wish granted,whenever you speak, you now exhale all the air in your lungs, propelling you backwards, wherever you are locked up, you can now talk a little, and you will bust out of it with great force, you may or may not survive the impact with the walls.
I wish to be immediately granted permanent and paramount omnipotence in the sense that I am immune to anything I would deem harmful and I can shape reality exactly with my conscious will.
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote: I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
after having granted your wish about the palace on the sun where you live, you are instantly incinerated due to heat.
On February 06 2011 06:52 Befree wrote: I wish for a bunch of dogs and a palace on the sun where i live, and that everyone has to wear stupid hats with squiggly patterns, and i want the genie to do something really cool whatever he chooses, and then i want him to undo all my wishes, but give me like 5 minutes with them. then ill wish he were a cool dude whos psychic, and then wish he read my mind and did stuf i wanted without any bad consequences. and then id let him wish some things for himself he wanted, maybe even some bad stuff, idc
Wish granted. Too bad the genie was evil, and wished for the enslavement of the entire human race. Bahahaa.
I wish for world domination.
wish granted, every other living being on earth is moved to another planet, congratulations, you dominate the world!
On February 06 2011 07:05 Hyperbola wrote: Wish for omniscience and omnipotence? Or maybe just omnipotence (if you're limited to one). Hard to screw that one up unless the genie sends you to a separate dimension or something but you can still recreate the universe there.
booring.
wish granted, you become a genie and live together with him in his itty bitty living space
I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes. Everyone who wishes something else is not too bright if you ask me
Imagine aladdin with his 3 wishes;
even if there was a rule that you cannot wish for more wishes you can wish that there are no rules when it comes to your wishes and after that you could wish for an infinite amount of wishes.
On February 06 2011 07:46 Kolvacs wrote: I'd wish for the smartest genie lawyer in the universe to help me create a contract that would state that I would get three more wishes, through the contract. (So that way he wouldn't be able to mess it up).
the genie creates the lawyer genie, and then promptly dissappears for 1000 years before you can argue that you are entitled to three wishes
On February 06 2011 18:31 drivec wrote: i wish to be master of space time and energy without restrictions
Have fun in space, bro... 99,99999999999999999999999999999% of what you control is utterly nothing. Plus, I have issues seeing you survive space Being master of space, time and energy pretty much makes you master of everything - and nothing. So yeah... You die...
Still I feel alotta ppl aren't corrupting... They're more saying stuff like...
"I wish for herpa derp"
- Your family dies!
Wtf... Even this one I just wrote isn't really a good corruption, but at least I'm trying Come on, guys :D
On February 06 2011 08:05 Zim23 wrote: I wish for the power to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me or anyone I choose.
wish granted, you are disitegrated and while you are still alive, you have the ability to disintegrate anyone you choose, nothing bad can ever happen to someone whom is disintergrated, and to be disintergrated is neither good nor bad in principle, it is neutral.
Well its kinda silly to say that he will kill you unless you specify, then he will just do that to everyone who makes a wish unless they specify. Easy way out Genie!
I'd wish to be in an euphoric state of mind for 12 hours per day, during day time. During the other 12 hours of the day I would just be happy but able to sleep etc. There should be no physical downsides.
On February 06 2011 08:06 vAltyR wrote: I wish for the ability to implement an ideal, elegant, and perfect solution to any problem.
wish granted, tou have the ability to implement your solution, but solutions you find are so complex, it would take a lifetime for you to implement them by yourself, and others don't have the ability to help you.
On February 06 2011 19:15 Skogsbaret wrote: Well its kinda silly to say that he will kill you unless you specify, then he will just do that to everyone who makes a wish unless they specify. Easy way out Genie!
I'd wish to be in an euphoric state of mind for 12 hours per day, during day time. During the other 12 hours of the day I would just be happy but able to sleep etc. There should be no physical downsides.
wish granted.
your mind now gives you a euphoric feeling whenever someone you care about feels serious and deep depression. someone you care about is now always depressed in such a miserable way, and you are held captive with no means of escape. for 12 hours a day, you are put into a drug induced sleep, but you still get the feeling of euphoria, because their suffering is always happening, 24 hours a day. you would feel sad about being held captive... but your too happy to care.
On February 06 2011 18:59 Flummie wrote: I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes.P
Your wish is granted. Now you must tell me the rest of your wishes before you can do anything else.
Should you wish to never have to eat again, you shall become eternally fat, but without a mouth. You will feel the pain and agony of your body surviving by consuming itself, never to be able to fully satiate that hunger.
Should you wish to never sleep again, you will be literally unable to sleep. Doomed to a cursed existence as your brain struggles to comprehend the world around it, slowly shutting down among a mass of confusion and fear.
Should you wish to be immortal, you shall be. But you shall never cease to age, continuing down the path of senility until you body wastes to almost nothing and your still vibrant mind is trapped within its rotting shell.
Should you wish to never age you will be trapped in a single moment of time. Never again able to record a memory, living the remainder of eternity in such a pathetic state you cannot perceive the universe.
Should you wish for riches, you will have them and live happily until shortly afterwards you are killed for those same riches you recently acquired.
Should you wish to fly you shall do so until the day of your death, forever sailing through the sky and cursed never to touch the ground again.
Any other wishes anyone wants me to take a crack at?
On February 06 2011 09:15 stormtemplar wrote: I wish that the he realizes the error of his ways and decides that it's much better to give out good, not malicious wishes every six months.
Have fun with this one.
wish granted, the genie is completely convinced that it would be good if he did, but he is not the one that dictates that he dissappears for a 1000 years, he is again angry because of his repeated confinement when he comes back.
I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.
Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it
EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds
and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one
Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
wish granted, you will never ever in your entire life be surprised, everything that happens will be extremely boring.
On February 06 2011 17:01 Sceptor87 wrote: My first wish is to wish for the proper 3 wishes that a Genie is supposed to grant. He can quit being a fucking cheapskate.
Then for my first wish of those three I wish that no force at all could interfere with the repercussions of the wishes that I wish for, no matter how powerful it is. I get my wishes and that's it. End of story.
Other than that probably a load of money, say 10 billion, and a lifetime supply of ExtenZe, just for shits and giggles.
wish granted, the next time you find the genie you will be able to wish three times, pity he dissappears for 1000 years first.
the wish for more wishes is old, and it will always be answered like so, the OP fixed that
On February 06 2011 22:00 Supamang wrote: i would wish for him to be unable to pursue his vengeance for eternity.
then i would laugh as he is forced to make people happy, but is unable to cause any pain for the rest of his unending life. mwahaha
Granted, he informs you that he will spend the last year of his life making people happy. Of course genies can live for millions of years.
I wish I had some good music to listen to.
impossible. my wish forces him to be unable to do anything that would fulfill his own desire to seek vengeance on those who make wishes. at the same time, he is still forced to grant people's wishes and to feel the need to pursue a vengeance that he cant fulfill.
On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote: I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.
Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it
EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds
and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one
Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
On February 05 2011 21:58 LittLeD wrote: I wish to replace the genie and become him. That way I could afterward transform myself back to how it was but at the same time have unlimited power. Also, I wont have to bother about the genie anymore, because I am him.
I wish people would realise how unimportant religion is too survival and start acting like a real society. One for all, all for one.
LOL, people realize that they no longer need the pathetic veneer of religion to act on their baser desires. We kill each other for more practical reasons, like lack of natural resources, rather than for religious ideals. In comes the new boss same as the old boss...
On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote: I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.
Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it
EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds
and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one
Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner
EDIT: Example
"I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy"
On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote: I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.
Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it
EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds
and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one
Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner
EDIT: Example
"I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy"
wish granted, the you that you switch with is unhappy with the switch because he lost all his money, power and happiness while you have it, but the one you switched with was hated by the world, but he didn't care.
On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote: I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.
Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it
EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds
and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one
Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner
EDIT: Example
"I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy"
wish granted, the you that you switch with is unhappy with the switch because he lost all his money, power and happiness while you have it, but the one you switched with was hated by the world, but he didn't care.
That wouldnt be the closest possible world, that would jsut be a close one, in the closest possible world, i am not hated
EDIT: also, i dont care if my counter part is unhappy, im still happy :3
On February 06 2011 16:01 d3_crescentia wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
wish granted, you will never ever in your entire life be surprised, everything that happens will be extremely boring.
On February 06 2011 21:53 Mogget wrote: I would wish that me and my counterpart from the possible world closest to this one but where I have "x" (recources, happiness etc) could switch worlds.
Also, i wouldnt wish that we "could switch worlds" i would directly tell the genie to do it
EDIT: I am here refferign to David Lewis's theory of possible worlds
and note that by wishing to change possible worlds, you can actually wish for more than one thing, becuase your one wish is to be exchanged from one world with your counterpart, but in that world you might have many things that you wanted in this one
Also note, when philosophers say "closest possible world", it means the one where everything is identical to this world except the things specified
wish granted, due to unspecification of 'x' the genie switches you and the you in the world where you are the most miserable
I specify "x" i merely left it as "x" to show that this system of wishing would be aplicable for any world the wisher wanted it to be used for, -i- would specify an "x" as would anyone else whishing in this manner
EDIT: Example
"I wish that i could exchance worlds with my counterpart in the nearest possible world to this one where I am legitimatly wealthy, powerfull and happy"
wish granted, the you that you switch with is unhappy with the switch because he lost all his money, power and happiness while you have it, but the one you switched with was hated by the world, but he didn't care.
That wouldnt be the closest possible world, that would jsut be a close one, in the closest possible world, i am not hated
EDIT: also, i dont care if my counter part is unhappy, im still happy :3
wish granted, you switch and find yourself in a world where you are rich through inheritance because every one of your relatives within four generations have died, you work out 20 hours per day so you are plenty powerful but so overmuscled your old self is barely recogniscable (and not in a pretty way), and you have downs syndrome (everyone knows that people suffering from downs syndrome are unusually happy most of the time).
are you happy now?
for the record, if you complain again about "this is not the closest world" I can very easily make you switch dimensions with a you that is identical to you in this world except he has 1 cent more in his pocket, and because he has more money than you, he is by extension more economically powerful and infinitesmally more happy than you.
I can, if I really want to be an asshole, add: however, due to the atoms in the cent that he had, a meteorite that would otherwise have skirted the earth by a large margine will have been effected by the gravity from the coin for billions of years, altering its course to collide with earth sometime in december 2012 and probably wiping out the entire terrestrial population.
On February 07 2011 01:05 lolbolt wrote: i wish the sea was made of fresh liquid room temperature dark chocolate
wish granted, all fish in the sea dies, and the plankton in the sea thrive in the now-extremely sugary substance, including those that emit poison to humans, within 6 hours the chocolate seas are filled with approximatelly 3 billion plankton per cubic centimeter, and all sea-chocolate becomes so poisonous for mankind that if you dip any bodypart in it you will get blisters all over the skin.
On February 07 2011 01:01 whiterabb1t wrote: Roblin make a wish
I wish when the genie dissappears, instead of the genie coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back!
did I just succesfully neutralize the genie? perhaps, lets see what the community says!
Granted, now you're the genie, hope somebody finds you in 1000 years!
Seems like all of these wishes could just be ruined with "granted, but now you're a frog". And if they wish to be a frog: "granted, but now you're a legless frog". A perfectly healthy frog with no imminent danger? "granted, you're an immortal frog, enjoy!"
I wish Draco and Mistrzzz played sc2 (and were good at it).
On February 07 2011 01:01 whiterabb1t wrote: Roblin make a wish
I wish when the genie dissappears, instead of the genie coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back!
did I just succesfully neutralize the genie? perhaps, lets see what the community says!
Lets see. Nothing happens. for your wish to come true, the genie first has to grant a wish and trigger yours ("when the genie disappears). He grants your wish, but realizes the condition, hence genie retires to a beach in the Caribbean with a harem of Latinas and bottomless margaritas and other drinks. He refuses to grant wishes anymore. He lives forever like this.
On February 07 2011 01:01 whiterabb1t wrote: Roblin make a wish
I wish when the genie dissappears, instead of the genie coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back!
did I just succesfully neutralize the genie? perhaps, lets see what the community says!
Granted, now you're the genie, hope somebody finds you in 1000 years!
Seems like all of these wishes could just be ruined with "granted, but now you're a frog". And if they wish to be a frog: "granted, but now you're a legless frog". A perfectly healthy frog with no imminent danger? "granted, you're an immortal frog, enjoy!"
I wish Draco and Mistrzzz played sc2 (and were good at it).
the point of this thread is to corrupt the wish by intentionally misinterpretting the wish, not add something that was never related to the wish to begin with.
wish granted, they are so good everyone else ggs before the game begins, except whe they face each other, both of them have such awesome micro that they never lose a unit so the game never ends. aka sc2 proscene ruined.
On February 07 2011 01:01 whiterabb1t wrote: Roblin make a wish
I wish when the genie dissappears, instead of the genie coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back!
did I just succesfully neutralize the genie? perhaps, lets see what the community says!
Lets see. Nothing happens. for your wish to come true, the genie first has to grant a wish and trigger yours ("when the genie disappears). He grants your wish, but realizes the condition, hence genie retires to a beach in the Caribbean with a harem of Latinas and bottomless margaritas and other drinks. He refuses to grant wishes anymore. He lives forever like this.
What If I were to wish for something evil? For example I wish to become a dark hearted warlord with a host of slavering demons with whom I could tear scourge and darkness through the heart of the world, storm across all lands delivering death, famine, and destruction, knowing no rest until all the world ached under my my heels. We would be an unstoppable force of darkness. Whats the genie gonna do to screw me? I mean, Id be pretty screwed to wish for this but it might confuse him long enough ... besides, I like Diablo 2.... Id like to hear Liquids opinions on wishing for something evil to see if you can mess with the genies ability to warp the intent of your wish. What if you wished the genie dead, or simply powerless, not free mind you, just without any powers, trapped like he was, but completely impotent? Genies... ha!
On February 07 2011 01:17 Herculix wrote: i wish the genie would grant me a wish of his choosing, but that requires my 100% approval
wish granted, the genie proceeds to repeat: "I wish for you and all your loved ones to die" until you agrees or you die of either starvation or age.
ROFL why would i starve? i basically just have some all powerful asshole bugging me all day. better fate imo than what most people got.
that depends on just how persuasive the genie plans on being i wish for extra wealth but for my wish to have no aspect that i would consider negative this would of course be reworded to ask for a specified large amount of wealth, but also be more of a one wish not two sentence its all in how many clauses you can make to fend it off
On February 07 2011 02:00 r2ddrew wrote: What If I were to wish for something evil? For example I wish to become a dark hearted warlord with a host of slavering demons with whom I could tear scourge and darkness through the heart of the world, storm across all lands delivering death, famine, and destruction, knowing no rest until all the world ached under my my heels. We would be an unstoppable force of darkness. Whats the genie gonna do to screw me? I mean, Id be pretty screwed to wish for this but it might confuse him long enough ... besides, I like Diablo 2.... Id like to hear Liquids opinions on wishing for something evil to see if you can mess with the genies ability to warp the intent of your wish. What if you wished the genie dead, or simply powerless, not free mind you, just without any powers, trapped like he was, but completely impotent? Genies... ha!
he makes the demons kill you before you can see the rest of it come true
evils fine cause you can still think of things to stop it
depends on how the genie dies or loses its powers, a big explosion doing the work for instance...
200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies.
On February 07 2011 01:17 Herculix wrote: i wish the genie would grant me a wish of his choosing, but that requires my 100% approval
wish granted, the genie proceeds to repeat: "I wish for you and all your loved ones to die" until you agrees or you die of either starvation or age.
ROFL why would i starve? i basically just have some all powerful asshole bugging me all day. better fate imo than what most people got.
that depends on just how persuasive the genie plans on being i wish for extra wealth but for my wish to have no aspect that i would consider negative this would of course be reworded to ask for a specified large amount of wealth, but also be more of a one wish not two sentence its all in how many clauses you can make to fend it off
wish granted, the amount specified can be found somewhere 100 kilometers below sea level.
On February 07 2011 02:12 Phayze wrote: I'd wish that a different, non-tyrannical genie gifted me a wish while the other one died in the bottom of his lamp
wish granted, the non-tyrannical genie is blind, deaf, numb and dumb.
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies.
200 billion euros or counterfeit money. Police come knocking on your door immediately. 200 years in the can.
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies.
Granted. Now, since the genie used fraud to get you everything but also used your signature and stuff to get you accused of it, you now are in prison after having 200 billion euros for a couple seconds. Also, ruining the whole market has caused an irreparable krach that left your family starving. Oops!
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies.
Dunno which country you're in, but in Sweden you can't spend more than 10.000 SEK or so without having to show where it came from to avoid tax fraud.
I think the only wish that works is to wish to be the one and only omnipontent God. Science cannot kill me, because i'm immortal. The usual screw ups don't work, like killing me (cannot kill the one and only god), or destroying the universe (i can recreate it! no i won't be destroyed with the universe, i trascend it). How do you screw this one up ? Considering i can, as god, immediatly destroy the genie as well. I would also destroy humanity, it was a mistake anyway. I cannot be retarded, i am god and know everything, reason perfectly and exist forever.
On February 07 2011 02:12 thehitman wrote: 200 billion euros, what is the worst it can happen? Bankrupt banks, military corporations and apple!? I'd take it any day over bankrupt multibillion companies.
wish granted, the government suspects you are a spy and terrorist because you should not conceivably be able to get that much money, plus, the money is untraceable, it is decided (for some reason concerning espionage) that you must be put to death and your only chance of survival is to flee the country, the government pockets the 200 billion euros after you either flee or die.
I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will.
On February 07 2011 02:31 Ganondorf wrote: I think the only wish that works is to wish to be the one and only omnipontent God. Science cannot kill me, because i'm immortal. The usual screw ups don't work, like killing me (cannot kill the one and only god), or destroying the universe (i can recreate it! no i won't be destroyed with the universe, i trascend it). How do you screw this one up ? Considering i can, as god, immediatly destroy the genie as well. I would also destroy humanity, it was a mistake anyway. I cannot be retarded, i am god and know everything, reason perfectly and exist forever.
Granted, but unfortunately religion was a lie and the genie is forced to turn you into the next best thing - a painting by the name of "the one and only omnipotent God".
On February 07 2011 02:34 Omnius wrote: I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will.
Granted, after fulfilling your wish he dissapears for 1000 years only to find you dead when he returns.
Can people finally stop trying to beat the genie at his own game now?
On February 07 2011 02:34 Omnius wrote: I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will.
Granted, but you go into a vegetative state and can't communicate with your genie (or anyone) through any direct or indirect means. Have fun.
I wish I was having Chinese food for diner today
Granted, but it taste terrible and worse it is poisoned and you die painfully over the next few minutes.
On February 07 2011 02:31 Ganondorf wrote: I think the only wish that works is to wish to be the one and only omnipontent God. Science cannot kill me, because i'm immortal. The usual screw ups don't work, like killing me (cannot kill the one and only god), or destroying the universe (i can recreate it! no i won't be destroyed with the universe, i trascend it). How do you screw this one up ? Considering i can, as god, immediatly destroy the genie as well. I would also destroy humanity, it was a mistake anyway. I cannot be retarded, i am god and know everything, reason perfectly and exist forever.
wish granted, you are the one and only omnipontent god, you said omnipontent, not omnipotent and not omniscient, meaning you are the god of omnipontensy, the imagined word that doesn't have any meaning.
if you actually meant that you wish to be the one and only omnipotent god:
wish granted, can you create a rock? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you throw any rock any distance? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you create a rock with any attribute? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you create a rock with the attribute "noone, not even the one and only omnipotent god, can throw this rock"? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you throw the rock that you cannot throw? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can.
paradox, you cannot exist.
in short: when you become the one and only omnipotent god, you cease to exist.
On February 07 2011 02:34 Omnius wrote: I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will.
he still dissappears for 1000 years before he can do anything for you, including making you survive until he comes back.
^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock.
wish granted, you are now a sponge living on the bottom of the sea with two arms and two legs that will swell to 20 times your original size as soon as you enter a bathtub.
On February 07 2011 02:55 TrinitySC wrote: ^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock.
... it's quite silly, really >_>
fine, I revise:
wish granted, you are the one and only omnipotent god, that doesn't mean you are the one and only omnipotent being, immedietly after you make your wish the other omnipotent beings instantly erase your existence.
wish granted, you are now a sponge living on the bottom of the sea with two arms and two legs that will swell to 20 times your original size as soon as you enter a bathtub.
screw bathtubs man, i live at the bottom of the sea now. I have no need for your puny human bathtubs. btw roblin, use the edit button on your posts to edit in your responses, instead of posting multiple times in a row :D
wish granted, you are now a sponge living on the bottom of the sea with two arms and two legs that will swell to 20 times your original size as soon as you enter a bathtub.
screw bathtubs man, i live at the bottom of the sea now. I have no need for your puny human bathtubs. btw roblin, use the edit button on your posts to edit in your responses, instead of posting multiple times in a row :D
to be completely honest, I dont know how to add a quote in an edit other than manually typing it down (alternatively copy paste, but that looks weird when copy pasting stacked quotes, cuz the quote lines dont get copied), and then if its a stacked quote that makes it even more complicated, I ended up just making more posts for convenience, but indeed, the edit button is a good one that should be used.
edit: I just realized I have made like 80 posts in this thread. ^^ whoops.
On February 07 2011 02:53 TrinitySC wrote: 1. Assuming undeniable existence of the modern interpretation of Yawheh, make me like him without altering my personality and motives.
2. I become God.
3. Vengeful genie? What vengeful genie?
4. Grant myself wishes.
Edit: There may be loopholes in my wish that I'm not aware of... feel free to point them out
Many of those were not phrased as wishes, but I will be nice and assume they were
1.) Wish granted. You become Yawheh in almost every way. You look exactly like him, you have his memories (at the cost of your own), but your motives and personality stay the same, causing a conflict between your memories and your personality. You go insane.
2.) Wish granted. You become a figment of everyone's imagination.
3.) Wish granted. The genie stops abusing his powers because he seeks vengeance and instead does it out of enjoyment.
4.) See all the other grant wishes response (disappears for 1000 years etc.)
On February 07 2011 02:53 TrinitySC wrote: 1. Assuming undeniable existence of the modern interpretation of Yawheh, make me like him without altering my personality and motives.
2. I become God.
3. Vengeful genie? What vengeful genie?
4. Grant myself wishes.
Edit: There may be loopholes in my wish that I'm not aware of... feel free to point them out
Many of those were not phrased as wishes, but I will be nice and assume they were
1.) Wish granted. You become Yawheh in almost every way. You look exactly like him, you have his memories (at the cost of your own), but your motives and personality stay the same, causing a conflict between your memories and your personality. You go insane.
2.) Wish granted. You become a figment of everyone's imagination.
3.) Wish granted. The genie stops abusing his powers because he seeks vengeance and instead does it out of enjoyment.
4.) See all the other grant wishes response (disappears for 1000 years etc.)
On February 07 2011 07:43 Gummy wrote: I wish to meet a nice girl who will love me for who I am. And who isn't hideously deformed physically or emotionally.
wish granted, enjoy your bitch, bitch as in female dog.
On February 07 2011 06:17 JAN0L wrote: i want pi to be equal 4
wish granted.
pi = 4 p * i = 4 i^2 = -1 p = 4 / i i = -1 / i p = -4 * i p = -4i
On February 07 2011 17:00 imBLIND wrote: I want some kung pow chicken.
Granted. You ate all chicken in record time and take a loud *burp*. Suddenly you start feeling nauseous and your hands are tingling. You lift hand only to see arteries are rupturing and blood is coming out of everywhere. You have been Poisoned. Have fun!
Granted. Every living organism including microbes are dead and Earth is reduced to a lifeless barren planet with nothing but Silence. I hope you are happy for causing Gazillions of deaths....
If I were your vengeful genie I'd probably just remove gravity. That way you can fly but you and everyone else would be pretty fucked.
Or even better change the world into a two dimension platformer game with spikes hanging just over head. You know you can fly but there are spikes hanging all over the place. How evil would that be?
On February 07 2011 17:50 dkim wrote: I wish for world peace. it does not matter how or what might happen to me.
Genie removes the will and ability to fight in all humans. We then all get eaten by bears
that's not peace... that's dumbing down mankind. do your job genie, I meant world peace in my definition, not yours. ktnx
nah.. its alot more evil for everyone to go total hippie everyone loves everyone.. insane baby boom and a massive starvation problem though the world might be a better place after enough people have died.. though since everyone loves each other everyone would suffer as much as they can to save the life of as many people they can... that way alot of people will permanently live in starvation for the rest of time
On February 07 2011 17:18 Chicken Chaser wrote: I wish for my wish to never be granted or exist.
Since your wish does not exist, you also never existed, so the wish had never to be granted to you. Muwahahahahaha.
I wish I had the worst disease ever... u mad evil genie?
wish granted, you get the common cold, the disease that by far have killed the most humans over the course of history, pity it is easily treated in modern times.
On February 07 2011 17:50 dkim wrote: I wish for world peace. it does not matter how or what might happen to me.
wish granted, every living being on earth is now unable to harm any other one, all carnivores, herbivores and omnivores starv to death leaving a planet with nothing but plants.
On February 07 2011 19:57 FetTerBender wrote: I wish for the best orgasm a man ever had while having sex with the most beautiful girl ever.
Ha, even if i die, totally worth it!
Granted. You find yourself doing a 13 year old on the Times Square. (you said most beautiful Girl.) The aftermath: You become worlds most hated person and are slapped with several horrible charges. Your friends and family are ashamed of ever knowing you and you are sentenced to a dark and dank prison for 10 years. Oh, and your cellmate is a 7 feet tall man who is known as 'Driller' among inmates.
On February 07 2011 19:57 FetTerBender wrote: I wish for the best orgasm a man ever had while having sex with the most beautiful girl ever.
Ha, even if i die, totally worth it!
wish granted, a man and woman appears before you, the man proceeds to die in pleasure of his orgasm, the woman is your future descendant that grew up to be a prostitute. she then dissappears and you are tramautized for all time, the only thing you live for is to make sure you get a descendant that will grow up to be the most beutiful girl ever. that will also be a prostitute.
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On February 07 2011 20:57 Zerkaszhan wrote: Id wish it back into the lamp for a extra 2k year :D
wish granted, the genie will spend 2000 years in a luxurious 5 star hotel named "the lamp" where he is perfectly satisfied with the service.
On February 07 2011 22:48 PolSC2 wrote: I wish for the genie to be free.
The vengeful genie is awestruck by your gallant gesture and falls in love with you. Since you have freed him he is no longer bound by your orders he can do whatever he wants to..... after spending 2000 years in a lamp alone.... You are so screwed.
I wish that everything I say I want is granted. Also according to rules the genie is locked up in his lamp, my wish should however still stand.
The first thing I would say I want is immortality, from there I can just remove all the mischief the genie comes up with, since he can't touch me I win.
On February 08 2011 01:11 timlin737 wrote: I wish for the genie to grant me 4 additional wishes within the next hour.
wish granted, the genie dissappears for 1000 years, find him within the hour to use your wishes.
really, when will people learn that the "he dissappears for 1000 years" really is a defense mechanism that actually thwarts wishes for wishes in 99% of the cases?
On February 08 2011 00:25 drlame wrote: I wish that everything I say I want is granted. Also according to rules the genie is locked up in his lamp, my wish should however still stand.
The first thing I would say I want is immortality, from there I can just remove all the mischief the genie comes up with, since he can't touch me I win.
wish granted, you are mute, since by definition you will never again say you want something, you will, again by definition, recieve everything that you say you want, which is nothing. wish fulfilled.
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her Wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a 64 impala
I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
Wish granted. When you tell people you are no longer allergic to cats they don't believe you.. and either think you were initialy lying about being allergic to cats or that you have some serious problem.. you end up in a secret government reseach asylum to determine why+ you are psychosomatically suppressing your allergy to cats... you end up dying after 10 years... you were insane after 3.
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
Done. Genie goes back in time through the wormhole to the time your mother was born, and kills her on the spot.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
Wish granted. When you tell people you are no longer allergic to cats they don't believe you.. and either think you were initialy lying about being allergic to cats or that you have some serious problem.. you end up in a secret government reseach asylum to determine why+ you are psychosomatically suppressing your allergy to cats... you end up dying after 10 years... you were insane after 3.
That doesn't make sense yo. Why would i tell people? Why would they care if I lied before? There isn't even any medical record ofe ever being allergic to cats, so I highly doubt any government scientist could do any research on it anyhow.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
Thats like 3 wishes in one, doesn't count.
That's like one very specific wish, he's only doing one thing, pretty sure you are allowed to be as specific as you want.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
Done. Genie goes back in time through the wormhole to the time your mother was born, and kills her on the spot.
This would mean that I was never born, so I never wished for a genie to be sucked into a wormhole and so he can't be in the past to kill anyone. Also even if he does go back in time, how can he find my mother and do anything to her if he is still trapped in his lamp?
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
Granted.
A magical wand appears in your hand. You realize that the wand has infinite 'electric' charge. You try to throw it away but before your neuron impulse can reach your hand you have been electrocuted.
He makes you God for exactly one nano second and then you are human again. Now god is pi*s** at you and he PMs satan to create an extra painful place in hell for you. Have fun!
He takes you near the core of Black hole and teleports himself to the 'other' (outer) side of event horizon. OR He creates a blackhole on earth and goes to the other side (inner) while showing you the middle finger. You feel triumphant for killing the Evil Genie but it doesn't last long as the black hole consumes you together with Earth.
On February 08 2011 03:36 Ownos wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich.
You are granted a sandwich with a living turkey. Shortly after, the turkey runs away... never to be seen again.
On February 08 2011 03:40 Dimagus wrote: Keep in mind "wishing that you can wish for more wishes" is a wish. So it's granted and you're now out of wishes. Congrats.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
He makes you God for exactly one nano second and then you are human again. Now god is pi*s** at you and he PMs satan to create an extra painful place in hell for you. Have fun!
Being god for one nano second is enough to use my godly powers so I can remain god for as long as I like.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
The genie hands you his wand, you can grant other people's wishes but none of your own, and you find yourself in pain and hatred towards all.. especially those who would use your wand.
You are god..
[Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes. OR [atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
You are god..
[Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes. OR [atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist
Awesome messing with people as a corrupted god? Mwahaha!!!
I was waiting for the atheist version to appear eventually!
I wish I could teleport, but only I move. Upon arrival I will be wearing the clothes I had on at the time of teleportation. My structure will not change while teleporting. I teleport not move fast or move through a different dimension. I can only teleport to places I can see or imagine, to prevent teleporting into walls. Other than my ability to teleport nothing else in the world will change, and nothing about me will change. you must grant this within the next second(To prevent plotting)
Wish 2: I wish that he would not negatively affect me or the world around me in any way as a result of this wish, the previous wish or any wish made in the future.
Wish 3: I wish to retroactively fix any negative impacts caused by the previous wishes without changing or influencing the actual wishes themselves or the direct positive result of the wishes on myself.
On February 08 2011 04:27 Daliniues wrote: I wish I could teleport, but only I move. Upon arrival I will be wearing the clothes I had on at the time of teleportation. My structure will not change while teleporting. I teleport not move fast or move through a different dimension. I can only teleport to places I can see or imagine, to prevent teleporting into walls. Other than my ability to teleport nothing else in the world will change, and nothing about me will change. you must grant this within the next second(To prevent plotting)
Take that genie!
Granted! You can teleport now!!! You teleport somewhere. Unfortunately you did not say how many times you can do it, so after one teleport your power is all used up.
Make that one teleport count.
Alternative.
You teleport. You die because all your particles just dematerialized. Another exact duplicate of you appears at the destination. Sadly you don't care because you are already dead.
Wishing for more wishes. Now you have to wish more, otherwise the original wish will not count as granted. Good luck using all the infinity wishes to undo negative outcomes of previous wishes.
You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
On February 08 2011 04:30 Whitewing wrote: Wish 1: I wish for infinite wishes.
Wish 2: I wish that he would not negatively affect me or the world around me in any way as a result of this wish, the previous wish or any wish made in the future.
Wish 3: I wish to retroactively fix any negative impacts caused by the previous wishes without changing or influencing the actual wishes themselves or the direct positive result of the wishes on myself.
Wish 4-infinity: Whatever I like.
easy.
wish 1: np, you are now the genie. wish 2: too late.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
Granted, now you can create an infinite amount of Zimbabwe dollars, causing inflation in that poor country to become even worse. Also you now have an infinite supply of toilet paper.
Granted. Now whatever you think of comes true immediately. Next day your wife/girlfriend breaks up with you and your first thought is "How can I live without her". And so you die.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
You are god..
[Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes. OR [atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist
Awesome messing with people as a corrupted god? Mwahaha!!!
I was waiting for the atheist version to appear eventually!
Well, you derive no pleasure from your actions as a corrupted god, you are driven by the pain of your selfishness and your pride.
i wish i could turn into any animal, at any time, for any length of time, as many times as i would like, while keeping the brain capacity and functionality of my human self.
On February 07 2011 02:55 TrinitySC wrote: ^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock.
... it's quite silly, really >_>
fine, I revise:
wish granted, you are the one and only omnipotent god, that doesn't mean you are the one and only omnipotent being, immedietly after you make your wish the other omnipotent beings instantly erase your existence.
happy?
omnipotency is boring.
no. the moment you become omnipotent you can do just that yourself, because you will be omnipotent too.
... >_> resistance is futile, it's just a "my super duper mega awesome power thingy is super duperer than your duber mega awesoem power thingy" clusterfuck. it can go on forever.
The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes, gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
On February 08 2011 07:19 Fenrax wrote: My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes, gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
Granted, now you can create an infinite amount of Zimbabwe dollars, causing inflation in that poor country to become even worse. Also you now have an infinite supply of toilet paper.
Granted. Now whatever you think of comes true immediately. Next day your wife/girlfriend breaks up with you and your first thought is "How can I live without her". And so you die.
The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
Okay.
Edit: Uhhh I wish I had 100 posts on TL. :D
Granted, but your 100th post is a meme that will get you warned/banned.
You never said you could make the changes permanent, so when your reality times out after a millisecond, the genie realizes your intentions and kills you
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
the second part of the infinite wish may work, but the first part does not. the obvious loophole the inifinite wish wish the genie exploits is that you don't specify your interaction with the wishes. are you the one making them or granting them? and the genie easily switches places with you so you become burdened with his curse.
the $5 breadbox has all kinds of problems in that you specify that though the rest of the world remains the same, the breadbox does not. he can therefore make the breakbox unable to open/close or more likely as you specify the money is created from thin air he can make the transformation process of air into money have seriously negative biproducts such as the air inside the breadbox becomes noxious or rapidly increases global warming. not to mention the problems with inflation already mentioned.
if you want money, i think your best course is to buy a lottery ticket, say I wish all these numbers hit [specifically state whenever the drawing is and the title of the drawing (i.e. so if you buy megamillions, he makes megamillions hit with those numbers and not superbucks)] and that although others buy lottery tickets at the normal rate with the normal frequency of winners and distribution of prizes, I am the only person to buy a ticket where all numbers match (this is to both prevent fraud investigations and ensure 6,000,000 don't make a claim to the jackpot piecing it out so you have almost nothing -- though i'd likely need to talk to someone about statistics to make sure to use language including standard deviations as the genie can otherwise claim that results that would incur suspicion were within statistical possibility despite their severe improbability) for [again speciffically state drawing] and the world is otherwise left unchanged and nothing makes me ineligible to accept the prize (you can also change yourself to be eligibile for the prize if for whatever reason you're currently ineligible for accepting lottery prizes here).
personally, i don't think i'd make any wish without first consulting a lawyer to make sure i used the correct terminology, and my wish would likely be for the ability to fastforward and rewind life while retaining knowledge as i experience things and create an infinite number of save points so that i can easily recreate and restore any moment i wish. this ability would have heavy potential for abuse and negative effects to my psyche, hubris, and esteem as a result. honestly i likely would abuse it, so maybe the genie wouldn't mess with my intent. ;-)
On February 08 2011 11:46 scFranco wrote: I wish that dogs could talk. How could you possibly die from that?
yeah, i feel when people are saying you die, they're missing the point of negative effects. they can be non-leathal unintendedly negative effects, such as using the talking dog example, dogs are horrible gossips that spread vicious rumors about you.
That's far from the point though, any other wish would destroy the universe. I would explain how my wish saved the world to everybody, become a hero, and earn the title president of everything. From that point, all my wishes would be granted by people.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: personally, i don't think i'd make any wish without first consulting a lawyer to make sure i used the correct terminology, and my wish would likely be for the ability to fastforward and rewind life while retaining knowledge as i experience things and create an infinite number of save points so that i can easily recreate and restore any moment i wish. this ability would have heavy potential for abuse and negative effects to my psyche and esteem as a result. honestly i likely would abuse it, so maybe the genie wouldn't mess with my intent. ;-)
It's impossible because "the future" exists, which contains infinite possibilities.
In any case, wish granted, but each time you use your power, you permanently lose one year off of your lifespan, essentially creating a new time of death each time.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: personally, i don't think i'd make any wish without first consulting a lawyer to make sure i used the correct terminology, and my wish would likely be for the ability to fastforward and rewind life while retaining knowledge as i experience things and create an infinite number of save points so that i can easily recreate and restore any moment i wish. this ability would have heavy potential for abuse and negative effects to my psyche and esteem as a result. honestly i likely would abuse it, so maybe the genie wouldn't mess with my intent. ;-)
It's impossible because "the future" exists, which contains infinite possibilities.
In any case, wish granted, but each time you use your power, you permanently lose one year off of your lifespan, essentially creating a new time of death each time.
see that's adding a negative effect and ignoring my consultation with a lawyer for proper wording, which isn't quite in the spirit of the argument, but neither is my wish. bleh. i had a point but lost it. let's get back to talking dogs.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: personally, i don't think i'd make any wish without first consulting a lawyer to make sure i used the correct terminology, and my wish would likely be for the ability to fastforward and rewind life while retaining knowledge as i experience things and create an infinite number of save points so that i can easily recreate and restore any moment i wish. this ability would have heavy potential for abuse and negative effects to my psyche and esteem as a result. honestly i likely would abuse it, so maybe the genie wouldn't mess with my intent. ;-)
It's impossible because "the future" exists, which contains infinite possibilities.
In any case, wish granted, but each time you use your power, you permanently lose one year off of your lifespan, essentially creating a new time of death each time.
see that's adding a negative effect and ignoring my consultation with a lawyer for proper wording, which isn't quite in the spirit of the argument, but neither is my wish. bleh. i had a point but lost it. let's get back to talking dogs.
Hmm, I see what you're getting at: Perfect defense through a thoroughly specific wish... I suppose it depends on the environment conditions, but for this situation, it was mentioned that the genie was previously human and can still make human mistakes... One example could be "your wish is too long for me to remember." Either way, the environmental conditions set by the OP make it impossible for wishes to come out perfect.
On February 08 2011 11:50 scFranco wrote: That's far from the point though, any other wish would destroy the universe. I would explain how my wish saved the world to everybody, become a hero, and earn the title president of everything. From that point, all my wishes would be granted by people.
You go to the UN and tell them that you met an evil genie and that by not making a stupid wish you saved the world and hence, you should be made world leader! They burst into laughter and you are sent to Arkham Asylum despite your constant screaming that you are not insane. Your attempt was futile and they throw you in the cell. You are now between Joker and Scarecrow. Have Fun!
On February 08 2011 01:59 Iracor wrote: I'd wish for the genie to feel the pain he causes onto others to himself, but tenfold. Does this make me sadistic?
wish granted, he immedietly makes everyone on earth so happy they forget to eat and sleep, and the genie (whom doesn't need to eat or sleep) feels that happiness tenfold.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Roe wrote: I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her Wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a 64 impala
wish granted, you are 50 feet tall. wish granted, you will spend the rest of your life playing crocket. wish granted, you now own a baby girl made of chocolate, she owns a cellphone, so you can call her. wish granted, you now have a dead rabbit in a hat, and the hat is in the stomach of 64 impalas, theres also a bat somewhere in there.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
wish granted, the wand of wishing will not fulfill wishes though.
wish granted, you become a figment of peoples imagination.
wish granted, he dissappears for 1000 years before coming back on earth.
On February 08 2011 04:27 Daliniues wrote: I wish I could teleport, but only I move. Upon arrival I will be wearing the clothes I had on at the time of teleportation. My structure will not change while teleporting. I teleport not move fast or move through a different dimension. I can only teleport to places I can see or imagine, to prevent teleporting into walls. Other than my ability to teleport nothing else in the world will change, and nothing about me will change. you must grant this within the next second(To prevent plotting)
Take that genie!
wish granted, you can teleport a maximum distance of 1 nanometer, you can teleport only once per hour.
On February 08 2011 04:30 b0rn wrote: I'd definitely wish for more wishes and more genies with extra wishes with more wishes like sub genies like sub wishes like moarr wishes! xD
wish granted, the world is flooded with genies that can grant wishes, they just don't want to.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
wish granted, you cannot open your breadbox, thus a 5 dollar bill will appear every time you open it, which is never, thus the wish is fulfilled.
for the record, the concept of wishes that state: "whenever X happens, Y should happen" is extremely easily solved by simply making it impossible to do X, since that fulfilles the wish.
wish granted, the genie have no obligation to grant those wishes though.
On February 08 2011 06:50 albis wrote: i wish i could turn into any animal, at any time, for any length of time, as many times as i would like, while keeping the brain capacity and functionality of my human self.
wish granted, whenever you want to, you can turn into a random animal at will, if the type of animal you turn into cannot survive in the environment you currently are in, you will panic, not be able to think clearly, and be unable to turn back unless your life is no longer threatened.
did I forget to mention that 99% of animal species are bacteria?
On February 07 2011 02:55 TrinitySC wrote: ^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock.
... it's quite silly, really >_>
fine, I revise:
wish granted, you are the one and only omnipotent god, that doesn't mean you are the one and only omnipotent being, immedietly after you make your wish the other omnipotent beings instantly erase your existence.
happy?
omnipotency is boring.
no. the moment you become omnipotent you can do just that yourself, because you will be omnipotent too.
... >_> resistance is futile, it's just a "my super duper mega awesome power thingy is super duperer than your duber mega awesoem power thingy" clusterfuck. it can go on forever.
or you could just say
"give me everlasting absolute omnipotence"
irrelevant, I said: "when you make your wish" not "when you become omnipotent" they erase you before you become omnipotent.
On February 08 2011 07:07 jinorazi wrote: i have a win:
The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
wish granted, you become a letter in the alphabet.
On February 08 2011 07:19 Fenrax wrote: My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes, gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
wish granted, the genie is pleased that he has the cooperation of a human to stop people from being stupid.
On February 08 2011 07:19 Fenrax wrote: My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes, gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
i wish you wished infinite wishes
he gets severely beaten up.
On February 08 2011 11:24 scFranco wrote: I wish that the genie no longer had the ability to grant wishes. GENIE DISARMRUUUUUUUUUU
wish granted, you become the genie.
On February 08 2011 11:33 scFranco wrote: I wish I were a high templar?
wish granted, you are a 50 feet tall, 1 feet wide knights templar
On February 08 2011 11:39 Ridiculisk wrote: I wish for the ability to alter reality at a whim. Then anything the genie does I can just undo later after I explode him. :D
wish granted, a whim is created for you somewhere in the universe, only you can use it to alter reality, go find.
On February 08 2011 11:46 scFranco wrote: I wish that dogs could talk. How could you possibly die from that?
wish granted, all dogs cease to exist, all humans become dogs. the transformed humans can still talk, thus all dogs can talk.
On February 08 2011 11:57 scFranco wrote: I'm telling you dude, the only way to defeat a genie is to wish for something without potential benefit or potential harm.
you have a point, a good one was "I wish this wish did exactly what I want it to do", which in essence, did nothing, end of story.
On February 08 2011 11:39 Ridiculisk wrote: I wish for the ability to alter reality at a whim. Then anything the genie does I can just undo later after I explode him. :D
profit?
You get the ability to alter reality at a whim, soon you realize Your mind is part of reality and you don't even know what changes you've made, .. and the flleting thought comes I wish I was never born.....and so it is.
On February 08 2011 11:46 scFranco wrote: I wish that dogs could talk. How could you possibly die from that?
Simple, dogs can talk, to each other, telepathically, they realize they are far more intelligent and in a few weeks orchestrate the complete enslavement of humanity (and the extinction of all other large carnivores). [note, the psyche of the group dog mind is incredibly sadistic, torturing people for fun]
I don't think it's possible to be allergic to a musical since there is no autoimmunity to sound particles, and I wished to no LONGER be allergic to cats, implying that his wish needs to remove an allergy that I currently am inflected by previous to encountering the genie.
Useless genie is useless and illogical. Gobacktolamp, you have failed at troll and broker the rules. The genie needs to make a wish that corresponds logically with what was asked.
The genie therefore broke the contracts of his own game. I complain to his manager and he promptly gets canned.
On February 08 2011 01:59 Iracor wrote: I'd wish for the genie to feel the pain he causes onto others to himself, but tenfold. Does this make me sadistic?
wish granted, he immedietly makes everyone on earth so happy they forget to eat and sleep, and the genie (whom doesn't need to eat or sleep) feels that happiness tenfold.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Roe wrote: I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her Wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a 64 impala
wish granted, you are 50 feet tall. wish granted, you will spend the rest of your life playing crocket. wish granted, you now own a baby girl made of chocolate, she owns a cellphone, so you can call her. wish granted, you now have a dead rabbit in a hat, and the hat is in the stomach of 64 impalas, theres also a bat somewhere in there.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
wish granted, the wand of wishing will not fulfill wishes though.
wish granted, you become a figment of peoples imagination.
wish granted, he dissappears for 1000 years before coming back on earth.
On February 08 2011 04:27 Daliniues wrote: I wish I could teleport, but only I move. Upon arrival I will be wearing the clothes I had on at the time of teleportation. My structure will not change while teleporting. I teleport not move fast or move through a different dimension. I can only teleport to places I can see or imagine, to prevent teleporting into walls. Other than my ability to teleport nothing else in the world will change, and nothing about me will change. you must grant this within the next second(To prevent plotting)
Take that genie!
wish granted, you can teleport a maximum distance of 1 nanometer, you can teleport only once per hour.
On February 08 2011 04:30 b0rn wrote: I'd definitely wish for more wishes and more genies with extra wishes with more wishes like sub genies like sub wishes like moarr wishes! xD
wish granted, the world is flooded with genies that can grant wishes, they just don't want to.
On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote: You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
wish granted, you cannot open your breadbox, thus a 5 dollar bill will appear every time you open it, which is never, thus the wish is fulfilled.
for the record, the concept of wishes that state: "whenever X happens, Y should happen" is extremely easily solved by simply making it impossible to do X, since that fulfilles the wish.
wish granted, the genie have no obligation to grant those wishes though.
On February 08 2011 06:50 albis wrote: i wish i could turn into any animal, at any time, for any length of time, as many times as i would like, while keeping the brain capacity and functionality of my human self.
wish granted, whenever you want to, you can turn into a random animal at will, if the type of animal you turn into cannot survive in the environment you currently are in, you will panic, not be able to think clearly, and be unable to turn back unless your life is no longer threatened.
did I forget to mention that 99% of animal species are bacteria?
On February 07 2011 02:55 TrinitySC wrote: ^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock.
... it's quite silly, really >_>
fine, I revise:
wish granted, you are the one and only omnipotent god, that doesn't mean you are the one and only omnipotent being, immedietly after you make your wish the other omnipotent beings instantly erase your existence.
happy?
omnipotency is boring.
no. the moment you become omnipotent you can do just that yourself, because you will be omnipotent too.
... >_> resistance is futile, it's just a "my super duper mega awesome power thingy is super duperer than your duber mega awesoem power thingy" clusterfuck. it can go on forever.
or you could just say
"give me everlasting absolute omnipotence"
irrelevant, I said: "when you make your wish" not "when you become omnipotent" they erase you before you become omnipotent.
On February 08 2011 07:07 jinorazi wrote: i have a win:
The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
wish granted, you become a letter in the alphabet.
On February 08 2011 07:19 Fenrax wrote: My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes, gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
wish granted, the genie is pleased that he has the cooperation of a human to stop people from being stupid.
On February 08 2011 07:19 Fenrax wrote: My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes, gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
i wish you wished infinite wishes
he gets severely beaten up.
On February 08 2011 11:24 scFranco wrote: I wish that the genie no longer had the ability to grant wishes. GENIE DISARMRUUUUUUUUUU
wish granted, you become the genie.
On February 08 2011 11:33 scFranco wrote: I wish I were a high templar?
wish granted, you are a 50 feet tall, 1 feet wide knights templar
On February 08 2011 11:39 Ridiculisk wrote: I wish for the ability to alter reality at a whim. Then anything the genie does I can just undo later after I explode him. :D
wish granted, a whim is created for you somewhere in the universe, only you can use it to alter reality, go find.
On February 08 2011 11:46 scFranco wrote: I wish that dogs could talk. How could you possibly die from that?
wish granted, all dogs cease to exist, all humans become dogs. the transformed humans can still talk, thus all dogs can talk.
On February 08 2011 11:57 scFranco wrote: I'm telling you dude, the only way to defeat a genie is to wish for something without potential benefit or potential harm.
you have a point, a good one was "I wish this wish did exactly what I want it to do", which in essence, did nothing, end of story.
Hey Roblin you're getting worse and worse as this thread gets longer. Pls stop? Just sayin
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
On February 09 2011 03:25 Juicyfruit wrote: I don't think it's possible to be allergic to a musical since there is no autoimmunity to sound particles, and I wished to no LONGER be allergic to cats, implying that his wish needs to remove an allergy that I currently am inflected by previous to encountering the genie.
Just want to point out that your wish didn't specify.
On February 09 2011 03:51 JeeJee wrote: i wish i get a good (relative to everyone else who wrote it today) grade on the midterm i just wrote.
Granted, unfortunately everyone else turned it in blank and you still end up failing.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
DONE. You are now not allergic to cats. Or wait, no, not any more, you didn't specify for how long. Mere seconds after your wish was granted, even as you finished typing it, you revert back to normal. Your wish was wasted on 3 seconds of not being allergic to cats. You kill yourself in despair at your failure.
On February 09 2011 03:51 JeeJee wrote: i wish i get a good (relative to everyone else who wrote it today) grade on the midterm i just wrote.
Granted, unfortunately everyone else turned it in blank and you still end up failing.
I wish I was better at playing protoss
lol i don't see how that ruins my wish i'd be more than happy with that outcome curve baby, yeah XD
your wish is granted, you're a better protoss player now. in starcraft 1. unfortunately, right before you have the chance to prove your newfound skills against an A+ adversary, blizzard shuts down bnet1 and patches sc1 to take away lan access to "fit its successor model". you're restricted to playing computers for the rest of your life with your newfound skills
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
On February 09 2011 03:25 Juicyfruit wrote: I don't think it's possible to be allergic to a musical since there is no autoimmunity to sound particles, and I wished to no LONGER be allergic to cats, implying that his wish needs to remove an allergy that I currently am inflected by previous to encountering the genie.
Just want to point out that your wish didn't specify.
On February 09 2011 03:51 JeeJee wrote: i wish i get a good (relative to everyone else who wrote it today) grade on the midterm i just wrote.
Granted, unfortunately everyone else turned it in blank and you still end up failing.
Yeah, for some classes, it doesn't work this way. For large lectures, the teacher curves it so that the class average is some pre-determined grade (usually anywhere from a B- to a B+). So if everyone else turned in a blank test and JeeJee got at least one question right, then the best case scenario is that he gets an A+. The worst case scenario is the teacher says wtf, gives the class a long talk about the test trying to figure out what happened, and then probably makes everyone take it again.
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
wish granted, the wand of wishing will not fulfill wishes though.
wish granted, you become a figment of peoples imagination.
wish granted, he dissappears for 1000 years before coming back on earth.
If the wand of wishing does not grant wishes it is not a wand of wishing, so my wish is not fulfilled.
How can he come back? There is no way out of a black hole, and in a thousand years he will be pulled apart right down to the atoms. I'll accept it as fulfilled wish if he is radiated out as Hawkins radiation, but he is gonna be completely screwed anyway so it's ok.
On February 08 2011 00:25 drlame wrote: I wish that everything I say I want is granted. Also according to rules the genie is locked up in his lamp, my wish should however still stand.
The first thing I would say I want is immortality, from there I can just remove all the mischief the genie comes up with, since he can't touch me I win.
You wish for immortality, immediately you are turned into a stone.
On February 09 2011 03:25 Juicyfruit wrote: I don't think it's possible to be allergic to a musical since there is no autoimmunity to sound particles, and I wished to no LONGER be allergic to cats, implying that his wish needs to remove an allergy that I currently am inflected by previous to encountering the genie.
Useless genie is useless and illogical. Gobacktolamp, you have failed at troll and broker the rules. The genie needs to make a wish that corresponds logically with what was asked.
The genie therefore broke the contracts of his own game. I complain to his manager and he promptly gets canned.
as dizzydrone have already pointed out, you never, in any way, specified what kind of cat or cats you referred to, and you also never said that you would "no longer" be allergic, what you said was, to the letter:
"I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well. "
well? I don't see you mentioning anywhere that you alrady have to be allergic to the cats that you want to not be allergic to.
and as far as the genie is concerned, it is irrelevant whether something is possible or not, he can still make it not so, or in this case, it is irrelevant whether it is possible for someone to be allergic to a musical, he can still make you non-allergic to it, is there a problem?
Hey Roblin you're getting worse and worse as this thread gets longer. Pls stop? Just sayin
the truth of your words stings my heart, but indeed, i can see your standpoint, (especially those last, oh god I regret ever making those, I was obviously not thinking clearly) people also get more and more determined to find a way to "beat the genie", which is not, as far as I have seen, the point of this thread, the OP really should have added that the genie can't grant power that is greater than his own or something, its getting really stupid where more than three fourth is just "wish I can wish more" or "OMNIPOTENCY! MOAR POWAH!" and also, i'm getting less and less time.
to be honest, surprisingly enough the very last one was the hardest to answer, or I was just tired, the one where you wish to know an extremely specified bit of information, I just don't see how the genie can wiggle his way out easily, if he can, would someone please corrupt the following:
I wish I knew a method to cure cancer, the mentioned method must be one that I can implement, and/or one that is easily implemented by mankind, it must be non-harmful to the individual who shall have their cancer cured and non-harmful to anyone else.
Hey, maybe we could reverse this thread into a constructive effort, namely formulating a wish that will utterly spoil the evil side effects.
Revising the wishing wand above, i suggest this:
I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone wishing wand now that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
loopholes? you think you got something better?
EDIT
On February 09 2011 16:42 Roblin wrote: to be honest, surprisingly enough the very last one was the hardest to answer, or I was just tired, the one where you wish to know an extremely specified bit of information, I just don't see how the genie can wiggle his way out easily, if he can, would someone please corrupt the following:
I wish I knew a method to cure cancer, the mentioned method must be one that I can implement, and/or one that is easily implemented by mankind, it must be non-harmful to the individual who shall have their cancer cured and non-harmful to anyone else.
Yeah. Re your wish, and anyone else's, the flaw always starts when you just generally ask something instead of asking EXACTLY and ONLY for something, as the previous can be easily countered by something like - yeah you are the best BW player in the universe but you get a brain cancer and die, or something that will make the genie set a condition that will invalidate or undermine your wish.
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
DONE. You are now not allergic to cats. Or wait, no, not any more, you didn't specify for how long. Mere seconds after your wish was granted, even as you finished typing it, you revert back to normal. Your wish was wasted on 3 seconds of not being allergic to cats. You kill yourself in despair at your failure.
But that would break the conditions of my wish. In order to make me not allergic to cats, he needs to remove the cells in my body that are hypersensitive to cat antigens. Once he's done that, he's not allowed to make any otherwise changes to my physiology (i.e. not allowed to reintroduce them into my system).
Besides, I think the whole "you only get your wish for 2 seconds" is a little old by now since it's been used on a ton of wishes.
On February 09 2011 03:25 Juicyfruit wrote: I don't think it's possible to be allergic to a musical since there is no autoimmunity to sound particles, and I wished to no LONGER be allergic to cats, implying that his wish needs to remove an allergy that I currently am inflected by previous to encountering the genie.
Useless genie is useless and illogical. Gobacktolamp, you have failed at troll and broker the rules. The genie needs to make a wish that corresponds logically with what was asked.
The genie therefore broke the contracts of his own game. I complain to his manager and he promptly gets canned.
as dizzydrone have already pointed out, you never, in any way, specified what kind of cat or cats you referred to, and you also never said that you would "no longer" be allergic, what you said was, to the letter:
"I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well. "
well? I don't see you mentioning anywhere that you alrady have to be allergic to the cats that you want to not be allergic to.
and as far as the genie is concerned, it is irrelevant whether something is possible or not, he can still make it not so, or in this case, it is irrelevant whether it is possible for someone to be allergic to a musical, he can still make you non-allergic to it, is there a problem?
Problem is that people cannot wish for something they already have, so imo since I'm not allergic to "Cats" (broadway), he cannot see it as such.
However, if I revise my statement to mention that I am talking about an ANIMAL and to include the scientific genus and species according to current understanding of taxonomy, and then also include that I don't want to be reintroduced to my allergies after he's granted my wish etc...
On February 09 2011 16:48 gongryong wrote: I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone wishing wand now that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
Granted: you get the wand for .00000001 seconds and by the time you realize it was there it is lost and gone forever. What it would have granted would have lasted all eternity but the wand didn't.
or
Granted: you get the wand and it works exactly as intended, but it is so tiny you think something is wrong and when you move it falls to the ground never to be found (or to be found by someone who will use it to make your life miserable).
I would add a clause about you have to give the wish the okay before the genie disappears, and he is unable to do anything but receive the okay signal or the signal to undo the wish so you could try again.
On February 09 2011 16:48 gongryong wrote: I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone wishing wand now that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
Granted: you get the wand for .00000001 seconds and by the time you realize it was there it is lost and gone forever. What it would have granted would have lasted all eternity but the wand didn't.
or
Granted: you get the wand and it works exactly as intended, but it is so tiny you think something is wrong and when you move it falls to the ground never to be found (or to be found by someone who will use it to make your life miserable).
I would add a clause about you have to give the wish the okay before the genie disappears, and he is unable to do anything but receive the okay signal or the signal to undo the wish so you could try again.
nice. ok how about this.
I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone 12-inch, 100-gram maple wood indestructible wishing wand at the very moment to be mine until forever that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
how about that? and why is this necessary you think: I would add a clause about you have to give the wish the okay before the genie disappears, and he is unable to do anything but receive the okay signal or the signal to undo the wish so you could try again
On February 09 2011 16:48 gongryong wrote: I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone wishing wand now that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
Granted: you get the wand for .00000001 seconds and by the time you realize it was there it is lost and gone forever. What it would have granted would have lasted all eternity but the wand didn't.
or
Granted: you get the wand and it works exactly as intended, but it is so tiny you think something is wrong and when you move it falls to the ground never to be found (or to be found by someone who will use it to make your life miserable).
I would add a clause about you have to give the wish the okay before the genie disappears, and he is unable to do anything but receive the okay signal or the signal to undo the wish so you could try again.
nice. ok how about this.
I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone 12-inch, 100-gram maple wood indestructible wishing wand at the very moment to be mine until forever that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
how about that? and why is this necessary you think: I would add a clause about you have to give the wish the okay before the genie disappears, and he is unable to do anything but receive the okay signal or the signal to undo the wish so you could try again
Well first of all maple wood and indestructible are a contradiction. Maple wood is destructible. Thus indestructible would have to be some undetermined material possible of infinite density thus you would be unable to ever pick it up and use it. 2nd of all just because it is yours or only yours to use, does not mean it will appear next to you it could appear on the far side of the universe. 3rd adding "only and exactly" does not make it no have side effects as you didn't specify HOW the wishes are granted. For instance I wish to fly could be granted by giving you wings. Or turning you into something that CAN fly. It gave you specifically the ability to fly and ONLY that , but the method is determined by the wand. Another example. I wish for 1 million dollars, and 1 million dollars from the local mafia appears in your hand, the mafia tracks you down and kills you. It only gave you 1 million, it did nothing else the mafia did the killing. It did not do anything unsafe, or dangerous to you.
On February 09 2011 23:49 gongryong wrote: nice. ok how about this.
I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone 12-inch, 100-gram maple wood indestructible wishing wand at the very moment to be mine until forever that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
how about that? and why is this necessary you think: I would add a clause about you have to give the wish the okay before the genie disappears, and he is unable to do anything but receive the okay signal or the signal to undo the wish so you could try again
Granted, you receive the exact wand you wished for and the Genie disappears. When you open your hand however, you notice the wand has wings and as it flies off you think you should have probably made your real wish a bit faster then that.
It's exactly and only what you wished for (after all, the only blue 12-inch 100 gram maple wood wands the genie knows about are the flying kind) and it's still yours - you just can't reach it to make use of it.
Now, not that I mind playing the evil genie on wishes like this - but what are you guys trying to achieve? Even if you somehow manage to come up with the perfect way to formulate a wish, all that does is ruin the game.
On February 10 2011 09:11 scFranco wrote: I wish I were Egon Stetman.
Granted, you are now a Starcraft 2 character - unfortunately you are being played by a complete noob who lets you die over and over.
On February 09 2011 16:48 gongryong wrote: Hey, maybe we could reverse this thread into a constructive effort, namely formulating a wish that will utterly spoil the evil side effects.
Revising the wishing wand above, i suggest this:
I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me a completely safe for everything and everyone wishing wand now that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
loopholes? you think you got something better?
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Well thats 2 wishes, but simple
The wand being "completely safe for everything and everyone" does absolutely nothing, as any wish is unsafe to something (molecules of air might be disturbed)
OR... The genie becomes a wand, and then disappears immediately (for all eternity)
On February 09 2011 23:49 gongryong wrote: I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me on the table in front of me (table prearranged) a completely safe for everything and everyone 12-inch, 100-gram maple wood indestructible wishing wand at the very moment to be mine until forever that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
On February 10 2011 00:44 Warlock-X wrote: Well first of all maple wood and indestructible are a contradiction. Maple wood is destructible. Thus indestructible would have to be some undetermined material possible of infinite density thus you would be unable to ever pick it up and use it.
WRONG. It is an embedded wish, like "make this maple wood indestructible"
2nd of all just because it is yours or only yours to use, does not mean it will appear next to you it could appear on the far side of the universe.
ok. red text above
3rd adding "only and exactly" does not make it no have side effects as you didn't specify HOW the wishes are granted. For instance I wish to fly could be granted by giving you wings. Or turning you into something that CAN fly. It gave you specifically the ability to fly and ONLY that , but the method is determined by the wand.
WRONG. that is the function of the wish-statement made by me. which means I have to be careful in phrasing my wish, and it is not an inherent flaw that subsumes any wish that can be made.
Another example. I wish for 1 million dollars, and 1 million dollars from the local mafia appears in your hand, the mafia tracks you down and kills you. It only gave you 1 million, it did nothing else the mafia did the killing. It did not do anything unsafe, or dangerous to you.
WRONG. LOL. surely no student of logic you are. read more.
On February 09 2011 23:49 gongryong wrote: I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me on the table in front of me (table prearranged) a completely safe for everything and everyone 12-inch, 100-gram maple wood indestructible wishing wand at the very moment to be mine until forever that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
how far in front of you is the table? you can't really prearrange something
btw, a thing cant have mass and be completely safe, u just created a paradox like me by wishing the removal of the past genies power
On February 09 2011 23:49 gongryong wrote: I wish for the genie to do exactly and only this: give me on the table in front of me (table prearranged) a completely safe for everything and everyone 12-inch, 100-gram maple wood indestructible wishing wand at the very moment to be mine until forever that grants only and exactly, whatever and whenever i wish for, for all eternity and for the genie to disappear now immediately until forever before its mandatory "return to lamp for 100 years" phase.
Wish granted. Your penis is now transformed into a 12 inch, 100 gram maple wood indistructible wishing wand and laid out in front of you on the pre-arranged table. It can only be operated by pre-teen boys.
On February 19 2011 12:07 TitleRug wrote: I wish huk won the gsl
Huk wins gsl season 69, 15 years from now. The game is basically dead because of the release of wc4 and the prize pool is a pack of bubblegum. It was casted by Husky and KellyMilkies and he cannon rushed every game.
I wish CharlieMurphy would be unbanned and have ban immunity. =3
Doesn't seem like it would matter to really evil people. "Have this person die of a heart attack right now." "Make the world explode." "Kill everyone on the planet." Be as vengeful as you want genie.
On May 19 2012 14:29 Diks wrote: If the Genie will try to ruin my wish, I will ask him to make my life miserable.
he's probably turn you into a cripple and a mute, but your family will find gold, you have enough money for your grandkids grandkids to retire, the girl in your dreams will fall in love with you, but you have to live the rest of your life in a bed, unable to communicate or share your thoughts and feelings with anyone ever again.
On May 19 2012 14:26 slappy wrote: I wish flamewheel was from "United States" instead of "AMERICA" like the rest of us
Genie interprets your grammar with perfect precision and says that flamewheel was indeed from the United States. At one point. Which he was.
Or he makes everyone come from AMERICA and only flamewheel is from the United States, though perhaps people would prefer that, even if it takes the novelty/uniqueness out of being from AMERICA.
On May 19 2012 14:38 SigmaoctanusIV wrote: I wish I had all the powers of the Christian God and could create matter at will.
You can create matter at will but that matter will be highly radioactive and toxical it will also have an horrible smell and everytime you use your power you'll lose conciousness, oh and by the way, your family and friends died in plane crash
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. So many ways that that could turn out very very bad 
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