EPT2. I become God.
3. Vengeful genie? What vengeful genie?
4. Grant myself wishes.
Edit: There may be loopholes in my wish that I'm not aware of... feel free to point them out
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TrinitySC
101 Posts
2. I become God. 3. Vengeful genie? What vengeful genie? 4. Grant myself wishes. Edit: There may be loopholes in my wish that I'm not aware of... feel free to point them out | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:31 Ganondorf wrote: I think the only wish that works is to wish to be the one and only omnipontent God. Science cannot kill me, because i'm immortal. The usual screw ups don't work, like killing me (cannot kill the one and only god), or destroying the universe (i can recreate it! no i won't be destroyed with the universe, i trascend it). How do you screw this one up ? Considering i can, as god, immediatly destroy the genie as well. I would also destroy humanity, it was a mistake anyway. I cannot be retarded, i am god and know everything, reason perfectly and exist forever. wish granted, you are the one and only omnipontent god, you said omnipontent, not omnipotent and not omniscient, meaning you are the god of omnipontensy, the imagined word that doesn't have any meaning. if you actually meant that you wish to be the one and only omnipotent god: wish granted, can you create a rock? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you throw any rock any distance? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you create a rock with any attribute? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you create a rock with the attribute "noone, not even the one and only omnipotent god, can throw this rock"? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. can you throw the rock that you cannot throw? you are the omnipotent god, of course you can. paradox, you cannot exist. in short: when you become the one and only omnipotent god, you cease to exist. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:34 Omnius wrote: I wish for the genie to immediately and permanently become my slave for all of time. I could than command him to do whatever my bidding is, and I could forbid him from using his power to subvert my will. he still dissappears for 1000 years before he can do anything for you, including making you survive until he comes back. | ||
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TrinitySC
101 Posts
... it's quite silly, really >_> | ||
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Chronopolis
Canada1484 Posts
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:36 DizzyDrone wrote: I wish I was having Chinese food for diner today! wish granted, you shrink to the size of a peanut so you can enter your plate of chinese food that is your diner. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:57 Chronopolis wrote: My Wish: Go fuck yourself. wish granted, the genie is now dual-gendered, and is quite pleased with his masturbation. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:58 TheAntZ wrote: what would i wish for? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rB2OoCA2lA#t=0m02s wish granted, you are now a sponge living on the bottom of the sea with two arms and two legs that will swell to 20 times your original size as soon as you enter a bathtub. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:55 TrinitySC wrote: ^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock. ... it's quite silly, really >_> fine, I revise: wish granted, you are the one and only omnipotent god, that doesn't mean you are the one and only omnipotent being, immedietly after you make your wish the other omnipotent beings instantly erase your existence. happy? omnipotency is boring. | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On February 07 2011 03:07 Roblin wrote: wish granted, you are now a sponge living on the bottom of the sea with two arms and two legs that will swell to 20 times your original size as soon as you enter a bathtub. screw bathtubs man, i live at the bottom of the sea now. I have no need for your puny human bathtubs. btw roblin, use the edit button on your posts to edit in your responses, instead of posting multiple times in a row :D | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 03:32 TheAntZ wrote: screw bathtubs man, i live at the bottom of the sea now. I have no need for your puny human bathtubs. btw roblin, use the edit button on your posts to edit in your responses, instead of posting multiple times in a row :D to be completely honest, I dont know how to add a quote in an edit other than manually typing it down (alternatively copy paste, but that looks weird when copy pasting stacked quotes, cuz the quote lines dont get copied), and then if its a stacked quote that makes it even more complicated, I ended up just making more posts for convenience, but indeed, the edit button is a good one that should be used. edit: I just realized I have made like 80 posts in this thread. ^^ whoops. | ||
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Bair
United States698 Posts
On February 07 2011 02:53 TrinitySC wrote: 1. Assuming undeniable existence of the modern interpretation of Yawheh, make me like him without altering my personality and motives. 2. I become God. 3. Vengeful genie? What vengeful genie? 4. Grant myself wishes. Edit: There may be loopholes in my wish that I'm not aware of... feel free to point them out Many of those were not phrased as wishes, but I will be nice and assume they were  1.) Wish granted. You become Yawheh in almost every way. You look exactly like him, you have his memories (at the cost of your own), but your motives and personality stay the same, causing a conflict between your memories and your personality. You go insane. 2.) Wish granted. You become a figment of everyone's imagination. 3.) Wish granted. The genie stops abusing his powers because he seeks vengeance and instead does it out of enjoyment. 4.) See all the other grant wishes response (disappears for 1000 years etc.) | ||
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Trion
Canada291 Posts
On February 07 2011 05:03 Bair wrote: Many of those were not phrased as wishes, but I will be nice and assume they were 1.) Wish granted. You become Yawheh in almost every way. You look exactly like him, you have his memories (at the cost of your own), but your motives and personality stay the same, causing a conflict between your memories and your personality. You go insane. 2.) Wish granted. You become a figment of everyone's imagination. 3.) Wish granted. The genie stops abusing his powers because he seeks vengeance and instead does it out of enjoyment. 4.) See all the other grant wishes response (disappears for 1000 years etc.) I think that was all one wish. | ||
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JAN0L
Poland207 Posts
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Gummy
United States2180 Posts
On February 07 2011 06:17 JAN0L wrote: i want pi to be equal 4 Wish granted: The fabric of the universe tears open and everything descends into blackness. I wish to meet a nice girl who will love me for who I am. And who isn't hideously deformed physically or emotionally. | ||
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DizzyDrone
Netherlands629 Posts
On February 07 2011 07:43 Gummy wrote: Wish granted: The fabric of the universe tears open and everything descends into blackness. I wish to meet a nice girl who will love me for who I am. And who isn't hideously deformed physically or emotionally. Granted, unfortunately she turns out to be 12 and you end up on "to catch a predator" and in prison. I wish I had a bigscreen tv! | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 07:43 Gummy wrote: I wish to meet a nice girl who will love me for who I am. And who isn't hideously deformed physically or emotionally. wish granted, enjoy your bitch, bitch as in female dog. On February 07 2011 06:17 JAN0L wrote: i want pi to be equal 4 wish granted. pi = 4 p * i = 4 i^2 = -1 p = 4 / i i = -1 / i p = -4 * i p = -4i | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 07 2011 07:57 DizzyDrone wrote: Granted, unfortunately she turns out to be 12 and you end up on "to catch a predator" and in prison. I wish I had a bigscreen tv! wish granted, you now have a 2 inch tv, hey, its big compared to your thumb. | ||
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Keitzer
United States2509 Posts
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