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On February 07 2011 18:02 dkim wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2011 18:01 Lann555 wrote:On February 07 2011 17:50 dkim wrote:
I wish for world peace. it does not matter how or what might happen to me. Genie removes the will and ability to fight in all humans. We then all get eaten by bears  that's not peace... that's dumbing down mankind. do your job genie, I meant world peace in my definition, not yours. ktnx
nah.. its alot more evil for everyone to go total hippie everyone loves everyone.. insane baby boom and a massive starvation problem 
though the world might be a better place after enough people have died.. though since everyone loves each other everyone would suffer as much as they can to save the life of as many people they can... that way alot of people will permanently live in starvation for the rest of time
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On February 07 2011 17:35 SB.Legendary wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2011 17:18 Chicken Chaser wrote:
I wish for my wish to never be granted or exist. Since your wish does not exist, you also never existed, so the wish had never to be granted to you. Muwahahahahaha. I wish I had the worst disease ever... u mad evil genie?
wish granted, you get the common cold, the disease that by far have killed the most humans over the course of history, pity it is easily treated in modern times.
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On February 07 2011 17:50 dkim wrote:
I wish for world peace. it does not matter how or what might happen to me.
wish granted, every living being on earth is now unable to harm any other one, all carnivores, herbivores and omnivores starv to death leaving a planet with nothing but plants.
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I wish for the best orgasm a man ever had while having sex with the most beautiful girl ever.
Ha, even if i die, totally worth it!
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On February 07 2011 19:57 FetTerBender wrote:
I wish for the best orgasm a man ever had while having sex with the most beautiful girl ever.
Ha, even if i die, totally worth it!
wish granted. he turns yo grandma into the most beautiful girl ever
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On February 07 2011 19:57 FetTerBender wrote:
I wish for the best orgasm a man ever had while having sex with the most beautiful girl ever.
Ha, even if i die, totally worth it!
Granted.
You find yourself doing a 13 year old on the Times Square. (you said most beautiful Girl.)
The aftermath: You become worlds most hated person and are slapped with several horrible charges. Your friends and family are ashamed of ever knowing you and you are sentenced to a dark and dank prison for 10 years.
Oh, and your cellmate is a 7 feet tall man who is known as 'Driller' among inmates.
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Id wish it back into the lamp for a extra 2k year :D
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On February 07 2011 19:57 FetTerBender wrote:
I wish for the best orgasm a man ever had while having sex with the most beautiful girl ever.
Ha, even if i die, totally worth it!
wish granted, a man and woman appears before you, the man proceeds to die in pleasure of his orgasm, the woman is your future descendant that grew up to be a prostitute. she then dissappears and you are tramautized for all time, the only thing you live for is to make sure you get a descendant that will grow up to be the most beutiful girl ever. that will also be a prostitute.
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On February 07 2011 20:57 Zerkaszhan wrote:
Id wish it back into the lamp for a extra 2k year :D
wish granted, the genie will spend 2000 years in a luxurious 5 star hotel named "the lamp" where he is perfectly satisfied with the service.
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I wish for the genie to be free.
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On February 07 2011 22:48 PolSC2 wrote:
I wish for the genie to be free.
The vengeful genie is awestruck by your gallant gesture and falls in love with you. Since you have freed him he is no longer bound by your orders he can do whatever he wants to..... after spending 2000 years in a lamp alone.... You are so screwed.
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I would wish that all diseases, illnesses, etc. were wipe out
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On February 07 2011 23:06 L.F.Haunt wrote:
I would wish that all diseases, illnesses, etc. were wipe out
Your wish is granted, humanity disappears off the face of the earth.
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I wish that everything I say I want is granted. Also according to rules the genie is locked up in his lamp, my wish should however still stand.
The first thing I would say I want is immortality, from there I can just remove all the mischief the genie comes up with, since he can't touch me I win.
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I wish for the genie to grant me 4 additional wishes within the next hour.
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On February 08 2011 01:11 timlin737 wrote:
I wish for the genie to grant me 4 additional wishes within the next hour.
wish granted, the genie dissappears for 1000 years, find him within the hour to use your wishes.
really, when will people learn that the "he dissappears for 1000 years" really is a defense mechanism that actually thwarts wishes for wishes in 99% of the cases?
On February 08 2011 00:25 drlame wrote:
I wish that everything I say I want is granted. Also according to rules the genie is locked up in his lamp, my wish should however still stand.
The first thing I would say I want is immortality, from there I can just remove all the mischief the genie comes up with, since he can't touch me I win.
wish granted, you are mute, since by definition you will never again say you want something, you will, again by definition, recieve everything that you say you want, which is nothing. wish fulfilled.
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On February 08 2011 01:11 timlin737 wrote:
I wish for the genie to grant me 4 additional wishes within the next hour.
Wish granted, genie actually gives you more wishes without any malice.
Now he'll be able to fuck you up 4 times more than before.
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I'd wish for the genie to feel the pain he causes onto others to himself, but tenfold. Does this make me sadistic?
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I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her
Wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat
and a 64 impala
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I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
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On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote:
I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.
Thats like 3 wishes in one, doesn't count.
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