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TSM
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Great Britain584 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 17:40:27
February 07 2011 17:40 GMT
#681
On February 05 2011 21:56 Liquoid wrote:
I wish I could wish for more wishes.


the wish of a clever person, great minds think alike#

also other wishes doesn't mean you're thick, just strong willed
The person to smile when everything goes wrong has found someone to blame it on - arthur bloch **** tl:dr *user was banned for this post*
FireLiquid
Profile Joined August 2010
United States11 Posts
February 07 2011 17:44 GMT
#682
yay re-runs of wish master, FYI I would wish for for additional pylons
"Fortune favors the bold-F%$#@N Pylons, how do they work"
SosBrigade
Profile Joined February 2011
16 Posts
February 07 2011 17:52 GMT
#683
On February 08 2011 02:44 LiquidFire wrote:
yay re-runs of wish master, FYI I would wish for for additional pylons


Your opponent gets additional pylons in all you mineral lines and starts to warp in units
MasterSquid
Profile Joined February 2011
United States12 Posts
February 07 2011 17:55 GMT
#684
I wish I was as sexy as fergie while remaining a man.
Krikkitone
Profile Joined April 2009
United States1451 Posts
February 07 2011 17:56 GMT
#685
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote:
I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.


Wish granted. When you tell people you are no longer allergic to cats they don't believe you.. and either think you were initialy lying about being allergic to cats or that you have some serious problem.. you end up in a secret government reseach asylum to determine why+ you are psychosomatically suppressing your allergy to cats... you end up dying after 10 years... you were insane after 3.
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
February 07 2011 17:59 GMT
#686
On February 08 2011 02:55 MasterSquid wrote:
I wish I was as sexy as fergie while remaining a man.

Done. You are now flamboyantly gay.
SosBrigade
Profile Joined February 2011
16 Posts
February 07 2011 18:19 GMT
#687
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
February 07 2011 18:31 GMT
#688
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.

Done. Genie goes back in time through the wormhole to the time your mother was born, and kills her on the spot.
Ownos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States2147 Posts
February 07 2011 18:36 GMT
#689
I wish for a turkey sandwich.
...deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo
Juicyfruit
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada5484 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 18:43:36
February 07 2011 18:38 GMT
#690
On February 08 2011 02:56 Krikkitone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote:
I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.


Wish granted. When you tell people you are no longer allergic to cats they don't believe you.. and either think you were initialy lying about being allergic to cats or that you have some serious problem.. you end up in a secret government reseach asylum to determine why+ you are psychosomatically suppressing your allergy to cats... you end up dying after 10 years... you were insane after 3.


That doesn't make sense yo. Why would i tell people? Why would they care if I lied before? There isn't even any medical record ofe ever being allergic to cats, so I highly doubt any government scientist could do any research on it anyhow.

Genie not trolling me hard enough.

On February 08 2011 02:33 Sm3agol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote:
I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well.

Thats like 3 wishes in one, doesn't count.


That's like one very specific wish, he's only doing one thing, pretty sure you are allowed to be as specific as you want.
Dimagus
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1004 Posts
February 07 2011 18:40 GMT
#691
Keep in mind "wishing that you can wish for more wishes" is a wish. So it's granted and you're now out of wishes. Congrats.
SosBrigade
Profile Joined February 2011
16 Posts
February 07 2011 18:41 GMT
#692
On February 08 2011 03:31 Sm3agol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.

Done. Genie goes back in time through the wormhole to the time your mother was born, and kills her on the spot.


This would mean that I was never born, so I never wished for a genie to be sucked into a wormhole and so he can't be in the past to kill anyone. Also even if he does go back in time, how can he find my mother and do anything to her if he is still trapped in his lamp?
stalking.d00m
Profile Joined December 2010
213 Posts
February 07 2011 18:50 GMT
#693
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.


Granted.

A magical wand appears in your hand. You realize that the wand has infinite 'electric' charge. You try to throw it away but before your neuron impulse can reach your hand you have been electrocuted.

He makes you God for exactly one nano second and then you are human again. Now god is pi*s** at you and he PMs satan to create an extra painful place in hell for you. Have fun!

He takes you near the core of Black hole and teleports himself to the 'other' (outer) side of event horizon.
OR
He creates a blackhole on earth and goes to the other side (inner) while showing you the middle finger. You feel triumphant for killing the Evil Genie but it doesn't last long as the black hole consumes you together with Earth.
<3 to all fellow gamers.
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
February 07 2011 18:56 GMT
#694
On February 08 2011 03:36 Ownos wrote:
I wish for a turkey sandwich.

You are granted a sandwich with a living turkey. Shortly after, the turkey runs away... never to be seen again.

On February 08 2011 03:40 Dimagus wrote:
Keep in mind "wishing that you can wish for more wishes" is a wish. So it's granted and you're now out of wishes. Congrats.

So what happened to the "more wishes"...
( ・´ー・`)
SosBrigade
Profile Joined February 2011
16 Posts
February 07 2011 19:06 GMT
#695
On February 08 2011 03:50 stalking.d00m wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.


He makes you God for exactly one nano second and then you are human again. Now god is pi*s** at you and he PMs satan to create an extra painful place in hell for you. Have fun!


Being god for one nano second is enough to use my godly powers so I can remain god for as long as I like.


Krikkitone
Profile Joined April 2009
United States1451 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-07 19:20:19
February 07 2011 19:16 GMT
#696
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.



The genie hands you his wand, you can grant other people's wishes but none of your own, and you find yourself in pain and hatred towards all.. especially those who would use your wand.

You are god..

[Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes.
OR
[atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist
SosBrigade
Profile Joined February 2011
16 Posts
February 07 2011 19:27 GMT
#697
On February 08 2011 04:16 Krikkitone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.

I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.

I wish to become god.

How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.


You are god..

[Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes.
OR
[atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist


Awesome messing with people as a corrupted god? Mwahaha!!!

I was waiting for the atheist version to appear eventually!
Daliniues
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada117 Posts
February 07 2011 19:27 GMT
#698
I wish I could teleport, but only I move. Upon arrival I will be wearing the clothes I had on at the time of teleportation. My structure will not change while teleporting. I teleport not move fast or move through a different dimension. I can only teleport to places I can see or imagine, to prevent teleporting into walls. Other than my ability to teleport nothing else in the world will change, and nothing about me will change. you must grant this within the next second(To prevent plotting)

Take that genie!
b0rn
Profile Joined April 2010
United States28 Posts
February 07 2011 19:30 GMT
#699
I'd definitely wish for more wishes and more genies with extra wishes with more wishes like sub genies like sub wishes like moarr wishes! xD
"i like turtles"
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
February 07 2011 19:30 GMT
#700
Wish 1: I wish for infinite wishes.

Wish 2: I wish that he would not negatively affect me or the world around me in any way as a result of this wish, the previous wish or any wish made in the future.

Wish 3: I wish to retroactively fix any negative impacts caused by the previous wishes without changing or influencing the actual wishes themselves or the direct positive result of the wishes on myself.

Wish 4-infinity: Whatever I like.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
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