EPTOn February 05 2011 21:56 Liquoid wrote:
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
the wish of a clever person, great minds think alike#
also other wishes doesn't mean you're thick, just strong willed
A genie grants you one wish but... - Page 35
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TSM
Great Britain584 Posts
the wish of a clever person, great minds think alike# also other wishes doesn't mean you're thick, just strong willed | ||
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FireLiquid
United States11 Posts
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SosBrigade
16 Posts
On February 08 2011 02:44 LiquidFire wrote: yay re-runs of wish master, FYI I would wish for for additional pylons Your opponent gets additional pylons in all you mineral lines and starts to warp in units  | ||
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MasterSquid
United States12 Posts
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Krikkitone
United States1451 Posts
On February 08 2011 02:09 Juicyfruit wrote: I wish to not be allergic to cats, with no otherwise consequences to my physiology or any change to cats at all directly or indirectly, and everyones perception of cats would still remain the same as well. Wish granted. When you tell people you are no longer allergic to cats they don't believe you.. and either think you were initialy lying about being allergic to cats or that you have some serious problem.. you end up in a secret government reseach asylum to determine why+ you are psychosomatically suppressing your allergy to cats... you end up dying after 10 years... you were insane after 3. | ||
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Sm3agol
United States2055 Posts
On February 08 2011 02:55 MasterSquid wrote: I wish I was as sexy as fergie while remaining a man. Done. You are now flamboyantly gay. | ||
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SosBrigade
16 Posts
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges. I wish to become god. How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant. | ||
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Sm3agol
United States2055 Posts
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow. I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges. I wish to become god. How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant. Done. Genie goes back in time through the wormhole to the time your mother was born, and kills her on the spot. | ||
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Ownos
United States2147 Posts
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Juicyfruit
Canada5484 Posts
On February 08 2011 02:56 Krikkitone wrote: Wish granted. When you tell people you are no longer allergic to cats they don't believe you.. and either think you were initialy lying about being allergic to cats or that you have some serious problem.. you end up in a secret government reseach asylum to determine why+ you are psychosomatically suppressing your allergy to cats... you end up dying after 10 years... you were insane after 3. That doesn't make sense yo. Why would i tell people? Why would they care if I lied before? There isn't even any medical record ofe ever being allergic to cats, so I highly doubt any government scientist could do any research on it anyhow. Genie not trolling me hard enough. On February 08 2011 02:33 Sm3agol wrote: Thats like 3 wishes in one, doesn't count. That's like one very specific wish, he's only doing one thing, pretty sure you are allowed to be as specific as you want. | ||
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Dimagus
United States1004 Posts
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SosBrigade
16 Posts
On February 08 2011 03:31 Sm3agol wrote: Done. Genie goes back in time through the wormhole to the time your mother was born, and kills her on the spot. This would mean that I was never born, so I never wished for a genie to be sucked into a wormhole and so he can't be in the past to kill anyone. Also even if he does go back in time, how can he find my mother and do anything to her if he is still trapped in his lamp? | ||
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stalking.d00m
213 Posts
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow. I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges. I wish to become god. How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant. Granted. A magical wand appears in your hand. You realize that the wand has infinite 'electric' charge. You try to throw it away but before your neuron impulse can reach your hand you have been electrocuted. He makes you God for exactly one nano second and then you are human again. Now god is pi*s** at you and he PMs satan to create an extra painful place in hell for you. Have fun! He takes you near the core of Black hole and teleports himself to the 'other' (outer) side of event horizon. OR He creates a blackhole on earth and goes to the other side (inner) while showing you the middle finger. You feel triumphant for killing the Evil Genie but it doesn't last long as the black hole consumes you together with Earth. | ||
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prototype.
Canada4189 Posts
On February 08 2011 03:36 Ownos wrote: I wish for a turkey sandwich. You are granted a sandwich with a living turkey. Shortly after, the turkey runs away... never to be seen again. On February 08 2011 03:40 Dimagus wrote: Keep in mind "wishing that you can wish for more wishes" is a wish. So it's granted and you're now out of wishes. Congrats. So what happened to the "more wishes"... | ||
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SosBrigade
16 Posts
On February 08 2011 03:50 stalking.d00m wrote: He makes you God for exactly one nano second and then you are human again. Now god is pi*s** at you and he PMs satan to create an extra painful place in hell for you. Have fun! Being god for one nano second is enough to use my godly powers so I can remain god for as long as I like. | ||
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Krikkitone
United States1451 Posts
On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote: There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow. I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges. I wish to become god. How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant. The genie hands you his wand, you can grant other people's wishes but none of your own, and you find yourself in pain and hatred towards all.. especially those who would use your wand. You are god.. [Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes. OR [atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist | ||
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SosBrigade
16 Posts
On February 08 2011 04:16 Krikkitone wrote: You are god.. [Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes. OR [atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist Awesome messing with people as a corrupted god? Mwahaha!!!  I was waiting for the atheist version to appear eventually! | ||
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Daliniues
Canada117 Posts
Take that genie! | ||
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b0rn
United States28 Posts
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Whitewing
United States7483 Posts
Wish 2: I wish that he would not negatively affect me or the world around me in any way as a result of this wish, the previous wish or any wish made in the future. Wish 3: I wish to retroactively fix any negative impacts caused by the previous wishes without changing or influencing the actual wishes themselves or the direct positive result of the wishes on myself. Wish 4-infinity: Whatever I like. | ||
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