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On February 08 2011 04:27 Daliniues wrote:
I wish I could teleport, but only I move. Upon arrival I will be wearing the clothes I had on at the time of teleportation. My structure will not change while teleporting. I teleport not move fast or move through a different dimension. I can only teleport to places I can see or imagine, to prevent teleporting into walls. Other than my ability to teleport nothing else in the world will change, and nothing about me will change. you must grant this within the next second(To prevent plotting)
Take that genie!
Granted! You can teleport now!!! You teleport somewhere. Unfortunately you did not say how many times you can do it, so after one teleport your power is all used up.
Make that one teleport count.
Alternative.
You teleport. You die because all your particles just dematerialized. Another exact duplicate of you appears at the destination. Sadly you don't care because you are already dead.
Wishing for more wishes.
Now you have to wish more, otherwise the original wish will not count as granted. Good luck using all the infinity wishes to undo negative outcomes of previous wishes.
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You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
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On February 08 2011 04:30 Whitewing wrote:
Wish 1: I wish for infinite wishes.
Wish 2: I wish that he would not negatively affect me or the world around me in any way as a result of this wish, the previous wish or any wish made in the future.
Wish 3: I wish to retroactively fix any negative impacts caused by the previous wishes without changing or influencing the actual wishes themselves or the direct positive result of the wishes on myself.
Wish 4-infinity: Whatever I like.
easy.
wish 1: np, you are now the genie.
wish 2: too late.
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On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote:
You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish.
Granted, now you can create an infinite amount of Zimbabwe dollars, causing inflation in that poor country to become even worse. Also you now have an infinite supply of toilet paper.
Granted. Now whatever you think of comes true immediately. Next day your wife/girlfriend breaks up with you and your first thought is "How can I live without her". And so you die.
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On February 08 2011 04:27 SosBrigade wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 04:16 Krikkitone wrote:On February 08 2011 03:19 SosBrigade wrote:
There has got to be a way to wish for more wishes somehow.
I wish for a wand of wishing with infinite charges.
I wish to become god.
How about just screwing the genie over: I wish for a genie to be teleported to the other side of an event horizon of a black hole at this very instant.
You are god.. [Theist genie messing you up] being as you are still yourself and not purely good, the infinite power instantly corrupts you.... you create a universe purely to mess with people by throwing in vengeful genies to grant them messed up wishes. OR [atheist genie messing you up] you cease to exist Awesome messing with people as a corrupted god? Mwahaha!!!  I was waiting for the atheist version to appear eventually!
Well, you derive no pleasure from your actions as a corrupted god, you are driven by the pain of your selfishness and your pride.
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i wish i could turn into any animal, at any time, for any length of time, as many times as i would like, while keeping the brain capacity and functionality of my human self.
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On February 07 2011 03:14 Roblin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2011 02:55 TrinitySC wrote:
^ There's this thing called absolute omnipotence. You can do everything and anything even if it makes no logical sense. So yes, you can make rocks you can't lift but throw that same rock.
... it's quite silly, really >_> fine, I revise: wish granted, you are the one and only omnipotent god, that doesn't mean you are the one and only omnipotent being, immedietly after you make your wish the other omnipotent beings instantly erase your existence. happy? omnipotency is boring.
no. the moment you become omnipotent you can do just that yourself, because you will be omnipotent too.
... >_> resistance is futile, it's just a "my super duper mega awesome power thingy is super duperer than your duber mega awesoem power thingy" clusterfuck. it can go on forever.
or you could just say
"give me everlasting absolute omnipotence"
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i have a win:
make me the only Q in existence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(Star_Trek)
The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
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Fenrax
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My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes,
gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
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On February 08 2011 07:19 Fenrax wrote:
My wish is, that everyone who ever stated that he would just wish for more wishes or infinite wishes,
gets severely beaten up. Go ahead, be creative with your retribution on me, as long as these morons get their ass kicked, I'll take it.
i wish you wished infinite wishes
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On February 08 2011 07:07 jinorazi wrote:i have a win: make me the only Q in existence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(Star_Trek)Show nested quote +The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future.
![[image loading]](http://images.memegenerator.net/okay-guy/149798/MediumThumbnail.jpg)
Okay.
Edit: Uhhh I wish I had 100 posts on TL. :D
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On February 08 2011 05:01 SosBrigade wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 04:51 Rakanishu2 wrote:
You just have to be really diplomatic and wish for something really simple. For instance, I wish my breadbox could create untraceable 5 dollar bills out of thin air, simply by opening and closing it, 1 bill per open/close cycle. Our reality will remain on its present course with the only change occurring to the breadbox. The breadbox can create infinite 5 dollar bills using this process.
The last part is so the genie cannot "make" the FBI break through the window, or any funny business like that and discover my $5 machine.
Or: Wish for infinite wishes: Wish that the Genie could interpret exactly what you mentally visualize with the wish and only execute that mentally envisioned wish. Granted, now you can create an infinite amount of Zimbabwe dollars, causing inflation in that poor country to become even worse. Also you now have an infinite supply of toilet paper. Granted. Now whatever you think of comes true immediately. Next day your wife/girlfriend breaks up with you and your first thought is "How can I live without her". And so you die.
Too bad zimbabwe uses american dollars. roflmao.
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On February 08 2011 08:07 SB.Legendary wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 07:07 jinorazi wrote:i have a win: make me the only Q in existence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(Star_Trek)The Q are a unique race, and they possess many extraordinary, "God-like" powers including the ability to manipulate time, space, matter, and energy. They have an almost omnipotent ability to perceive and know events in the past, present, and future. Okay. Edit: Uhhh I wish I had 100 posts on TL. :D
Granted, but your 100th post is a meme that will get you warned/banned.
I wish for Jinro to win GSL 5!
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I wish that the genie no longer had the ability to grant wishes. GENIE DISARMRUUUUUUUUUU
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On February 08 2011 11:24 scFranco wrote:
I wish that the genie no longer had the ability to grant wishes. GENIE DISARMRUUUUUUUUUU
He kills everyone on the face of the Earth. Now he can't grant any wishes.
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I wish I were a high templar?
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On February 08 2011 11:33 scFranco wrote:
I wish I were a high templar?
granted, you're out of mana, permanently.
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since HT's have enough mana to feedback on spawn, i would feedback the genie and one shot him while he doesn't have the energy to grant any wishes
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I wish for the ability to alter reality at a whim. Then anything the genie does I can just undo later after I explode him. :D
profit?
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