I'd wish for the genie to be free from it's powers (curse?)...and be reverted back into it's human mortal form and I'd want nothing for myself because I am content with what I have and my capabilities as a human.

If the genie still has human nature within, it means it's selfish and I don't see how the genie would voluntarily ruin this wish as it would only ruin it for the genie itself...

This line has been used quite a bit, the genie has gone insane from the frustration and goes berserk when given freedom.

BakaBakanky

Canada20 Posts

February 05 2011 22:09 GMT

#403

I wish everyone had at least one true friend

Granted, but your true friend's true friend isn't you.

I wish I can do well in school without trying (that way I can still play more starcraft ;])

suxN

Finland1167 Posts

February 05 2011 22:11 GMT

#404

I wish I can do well in school without trying (that way I can still play more starcraft ;])

You get to do elementary school all over again.

nitdkim

1264 Posts

February 05 2011 22:11 GMT

#405

On February 06 2011 07:09 BakaBakanky wrote:

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Granted, but your true friend's true friend isn't you.

I wish I can do well in school without trying (that way I can still play more starcraft ;])

you enter the school for mentally challenged individuals. You're in bronze league for the rest of your life.

SniperSamS2

United States8 Posts

February 05 2011 22:26 GMT

#406

i would wish for the genie to be freed lol

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

February 05 2011 22:30 GMT

#407

On February 06 2011 07:26 SniperSamS2 wrote:
i would wish for the genie to be freed lol

Wish granted, but the genie decides for itself on how to fuck your life up.

I wish for a good nights sleep

TheDominator

New Zealand336 Posts

February 05 2011 22:34 GMT

#408

On February 06 2011 06:49 redoxx wrote:

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Since you spelled peace wrong, the genie just hands you a bag of dirt

Lol that is so sad.
This genie is a real dikc

It seems that the wishes will all end up in bat things, rather than good things. Can you just run away from him? If you cant just use my previous wish to escape his evil.
"I wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do." Nothing evil comes out of it, but u gain nothing.
Better than starting a paradox or destroying the world

LordWeird

United States3411 Posts

February 05 2011 22:40 GMT

#409

On February 06 2011 07:30 Iplaythings wrote:

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Wish granted, but the genie decides for itself on how to fuck your life up.

I wish for a good nights sleep

Granted, but you will be woken up promptly at sunrise by a nearly fatal kick to the groin.

SwizzY

United States1549 Posts

February 05 2011 22:43 GMT

#410

On February 06 2011 07:34 TheDominator wrote:

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Lol that is so sad.
This genie is a real dikc

I make you want to kill yourself.

I wish for superhuman strength...

TheKanAry

United States149 Posts

February 05 2011 22:44 GMT

#411

I would wish that Day[9] would have the ability to control time, so that he can be everywhere, and cast everything.

FinnGamer

Germany2426 Posts

February 05 2011 22:45 GMT

#412

On February 06 2011 07:30 Iplaythings wrote:
Wish granted, but the genie decides for itself on how to fuck your life up.

I wish for a good nights sleep

You never wake up, cause theirs all ways night somewhere.

I wish for a life without problems

Kolvacs

Canada1203 Posts

February 05 2011 22:46 GMT

#413

I'd wish for the smartest genie lawyer in the universe to help me create a contract that would state that I would get three more wishes, through the contract. (So that way he wouldn't be able to mess it up).

znowstorm

Australia281 Posts

February 05 2011 22:46 GMT

#414

I wish that everyone on earth has a random super power or ability from the DC/Marvel/Shonen Jump literature.

Tudi

Romania127 Posts

February 05 2011 22:59 GMT

#415

I wish that everyone on earth has a random super power or ability from the DC/Marvel/Shonen Jump literature.

Granted! Everyone has awesome abilities and super powers. You on the other hand turn into Squirrel Girl.

I wish I could travel back in time, kidnap the genie as a baby and nurture him in a loving family atmosphere. And ask him to conjure various porn stars to my S&M chamber every now and then.

JeeJee

Canada5652 Posts

February 05 2011 23:04 GMT

#416

On February 06 2011 07:44 TheKanAry wrote:
I would wish that Day[9] would have the ability to control time, so that he can be everywhere, and cast everything.

granted
unfortunately, day9 casts one too many games as a result, and permanently loses his voice. nothing the medical community can do. without his charming demeanor, starcraft and starcraft 2 both die as e-sports to be replaced by world of warcraft.

On February 06 2011 07:45 FinnGamer wrote:

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You never wake up, cause theirs all ways night somewhere.

I wish for a life without problems

granted
you live out the rest of your life with nothing bothering you; having unlimited food, willing females, lovable children, no flyswatters in the vicinity, etc. oh and you're also a housefly with an average lifespan of less than a month. even a perfect housefly life isn't that great unfortunately

On February 06 2011 07:46 Kolvacs wrote:
I'd wish for the smartest genie lawyer in the universe to help me create a contract that would state that I would get three more wishes, through the contract. (So that way he wouldn't be able to mess it up).

you get your lawyer as desired. the genie feels kind today and doesn't do anything mean to you. he simply retreats into his bottle to wait another 1,000 years. meanwhile you accumulate ridiculous lawyer fees, go into bankruptcy and ruin your life forever.
but at least you have a well-written contract to be used in 1,000 years