EPTOn February 06 2011 01:01 Coraz wrote:
I wish jesus would return
mess that one up
I wish jesus would return
mess that one up
Jesus is resurrected and it turns out he really was just a carpenter and crazy at that, God does not exist.
A genie grants you one wish but... - Page 10
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FarbrorAbavna
Sweden4856 Posts
Jesus is resurrected and it turns out he really was just a carpenter and crazy at that, God does not exist. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 01:49 Euronyme wrote: He said in the space provided  I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother. the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be. really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste. | ||
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Macabre
United States1262 Posts
That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^ | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:16 Roblin wrote: the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be. really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste. Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:15 HobbesPT wrote: I wish the genie to have a -true- desire for me being happy, loved, rich, free, (add more random shit), and that he would fulfill that desire of his, with no second intentions, this instant. wish granted, you become the centerpoint in human society because everyone loves you, when you die, everyone kills themselves because they are too miserable. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^ Being immortal sucks, genie knows. Wish granted | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:17 Macabre wrote: I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^ wish granted, you are immortal but cannot move from the spot where you were when you made your wish. | ||
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yoonyoon
Korea (South)1065 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:19 Euronyme wrote: Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon. was that a wish? | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/KPL34.jpg) SheaR619 United States. February 06 2011 01:38 I wish to be happy for as long as i can live. Wat are you going to do? Turn me gay? Turn me into a frog? As long as im forever happy then im forever satisfied. WAT NOW?! + Show Spoiler + Granted. Easy. Genie kills you immediately. :p | ||
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Macabre
United States1262 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:26 Roblin wrote: wish granted, you are immortal but cannot move from the spot where you were when you made your wish. But I could move before I made the wish.. so if he granted the wish correctly.. I can still move~_~ DAMNYOU TO HELL | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
Hmm.. yeah! :D | ||
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matjlav
Germany2435 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:09 m4cho wrote: I wish for the power to bend time at will. I would grant you the power, knowing that you would misuse it and mess up the cosmic balance, causing the world to descend in to chaos. | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
Macabre United States February 06 2011 02:17 I wish to be immortal just as the way I am as I make the wish, and remain in the world I am currently in as is... with the power to see the future with my thought process That way I can always outsmart the genie before he can do anything ^_^ + Show Spoiler + Granted. First I turn you into a shoot of grass on a college football field. Then i make you immortal just the way you are | ||
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Macabre
United States1262 Posts
I'd get my wish right eventually. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
 I dont see how adding a disease or malfunction would be included in the wish. | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:36 gongryong wrote: + Show Spoiler + Granted. First I turn you into a shoot of grass on a college football field. Then i make you immortal just the way you are that is abuse of game mechanics, he said "the way I am as I make the wish" you're turning him into grass after the fact which violates the wish | ||
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
Because if he's going to be a dick about it then fuck him. | ||
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Macabre
United States1262 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:38 suxN wrote: I wish my penis was of average human penis lenght > I dont see how adding a disease or malfunction would be included in the wish.Wish granted. You are a dog, with a human penis. On February 06 2011 02:38 The KY wrote: I wish for the genie to spend the rest of time counting the grains of sand on an infinite and windy beach. Because if he's going to be a dick about it then fuck him. Wish granted. Except the genie is sipping drinks while you do the counting. | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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