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Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 16:47 GMT
#161
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote:
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.

What's the genie gonna do?


The genie will instantly make the persons shrug the idea off their minds.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 16:49 GMT
#162
On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."

wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.


He said in the space provided
I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
redoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States333 Posts
February 05 2011 16:51 GMT
#163
I wish for omnipotence like Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey. Try to turn that one against me.
The horror...the horror
HitoriTomoyo
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada264 Posts
February 05 2011 16:53 GMT
#164
Something tells me the OP recently saw Madoka Magica....

Personally, it wouldn't take a corrupt genie to ruin a wish to begin with as seemingly perfect wishes can always go wrong in some way; it's practically impossible for humans to make a flawless wish as we're pretty much incapable of filling up all of our blind spots (consider even the fact that we have blind spots that we are blind to in the first place).
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:53 GMT
#165
On February 06 2011 01:40 GambleVII wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 01:35 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 01:22 GambleVII wrote:
I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free

wish granted, after having granted your wish he will then dissappear for 1000 years, after that you can try to find so you can wish your next wishes.


thats why the condition is the 3rd wish is when hes free. therefore hes not free untill wish number 1 and 2 are finished.

Sorry genie you failed.

you made a wish for him to give you "new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free"

those are your exact words.

the "I wish" in the beginning of your sentence means that what you are doing is that you are making a wish, not a request or a suggestion, he granted your wish, and by the rules posted by the OP that means he and his lamp automaticly will dissappear for a 1000 years, you never stated when he must give you those 3 wishes, so you get them when he comes back.

I did not fail
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Abductedonut
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States324 Posts
February 05 2011 16:58 GMT
#166
Movie spoiler!

+ Show Spoiler +
I wish Vincent didn't die in Pulp Fiction!!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:58 GMT
#167
On February 06 2011 01:51 redoxx wrote:
I wish for omnipotence like Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey. Try to turn that one against me.

wish granted, you now have all your past experiences along with all the knowledge that Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey had, that is a fictional character so you now know exactly everything that was written in the script of the (movie)/(book)/(whatever) 2001: a space odessey.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:59 GMT
#168
I wish for omnipotence like Dave Bowman in 2001: a space odessey. Try to turn that one against me.


Its hard to break since i havent seen the movie :/
Overall i think omnipotency would be more of a curse than a gift, would make life effortless and boring.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:59 GMT
#169
On February 06 2011 01:58 Abductedonut wrote:
Movie spoiler!

+ Show Spoiler +
I wish Vincent didn't die in Pulp Fiction!!

wish granted, the editors didn't like the script so the movie ended up never being recorded
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 17:03 GMT
#170
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote:
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.

What's the genie gonna do?


wish granted, but instead of giving this ability to you, every living being on earth got it, and the strength of the conviction that the creature can implant is reversely proportional to the size of the creature that does it, every being on earth is soon after preoccupied with obsessively helping ants build their anthills.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 17:03 GMT
#171
I wish Vincent didn't die in Pulp Fiction!!


Wish granted, Vincent shoots Butch dead, movie ends.
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 17:09 GMT
#172
I wish the genie would give me a blowjob.

This one could get nasty in quite a few ways.
I dont want to be totally out :3
m4cho
Profile Joined December 2010
Norway29 Posts
February 05 2011 17:09 GMT
#173
[image loading]


I wish for the power to bend time at will.

User was warned for this post
Cleomenes
Profile Joined May 2010
United States138 Posts
February 05 2011 17:10 GMT
#174
Sounds like an episode of the X-files where Mulder finds a genie and attempts to get world peace. Instead, the genie makes all humans disappear because it is impossible for humans to be peaceful.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 05 2011 17:10 GMT
#175
On February 06 2011 02:09 suxN wrote:
I wish the genie would give me a blowjob.

This one could get nasty in quite a few ways.


He'll bite you, and give you diseases.. why man? why?
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 17:13 GMT
#176
On February 06 2011 02:09 suxN wrote:
I wish the genie would give me a blowjob.

This one could get nasty in quite a few ways.


He'll bite you, and give you diseases.. why man? why?


Well, sky is the limit here, i was thinking about something like "Genie takes the form of your mother and proceeds"
I dont want to be totally out :3
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 17:13 GMT
#177
On February 05 2011 23:21 sc4k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2011 23:20 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote:
ok here is my wish:

'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.'

Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me?


wish granted, the universe have never existed in the first place.
(thus there are no creatures for you to communicate with, thus you can communicate with every creature, thus your wish is granted)

except for you.
you are alone somewhere in the vacuum and since your wish restricts the genie from making you survive in vacuum, you will most certainly die shortly.


FFFFUUUU!!!! I should have added that I don't want the world to be changed in any way or the Universe to be changed in any way!!!! Khan! Khaaaaaan!


your complete wish:
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for. I don't want the world to be changed in any way or the Universe to be changed in any way.'

wish granted, except, not just you get the ability, every being on earth gets the ability and soon afterwards everyone is happily building anthills together, with no resentment whatsoever.

alternatively:

wish granted, time stops, you can communicate with every creature in the world, however, the universe cannot changed in any way, and so nothing can move or execute your commands.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17786 Posts
February 05 2011 17:13 GMT
#178
I wish to see this genie put his head up his ass.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 17:16:30
February 05 2011 17:15 GMT
#179
I wish to see this genie put his head up his ass.

Wish granted, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

I wish someone from tl would draw a picture of a genie with his head up his ass.
I dont want to be totally out :3
HobbesPT
Profile Joined January 2011
Portugal16 Posts
February 05 2011 17:15 GMT
#180
I wish the genie to have a -true- desire for me being happy, loved, rich, free, (add more random shit), and that he would fulfill that desire of his, with no second intentions, this instant.
rustualy vol
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