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suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 15:59 GMT
#121
I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills.


Wish granted, you gain one tenth of 100€ bill. unfortunately for you, genie reads it as 10 euros.
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:01 GMT
#122
I wish to be even more awsome than Chuck Norris in every category.
Take that trolls


Wish granted, you are old, beardy man, slightly better than chuck at everything. Unfortunately chuck was never too good at anything except roundhousekick during his prime.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Coraz
Profile Joined May 2010
United States252 Posts
February 05 2011 16:01 GMT
#123
I wish jesus would return

mess that one up
Dr. Stan is my hero ((: - http://www.soundwaves2000.com/radio_liberty/
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:02 GMT
#124
I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.


Wish granted, huge inflation, dollar loses its value.
I dont want to be totally out :3
stork4ever
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1036 Posts
February 05 2011 16:02 GMT
#125
I wish to marry hyori and live with her happily ever after.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:05 GMT
#126
I wish jesus would return


This seems pretty fucked up the way it is, jesus returns, different religions want to own him, riots, blood and chaos everywhere.. Really great wish though
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:07 GMT
#127
I wish to marry hyori and live with her happily ever after.


Seriously bullshit wishes get seriously bullshit results, you manage to marry hyori, your imagination friend. Ironically you live happily ever after with it.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Logarythm
Profile Joined November 2010
United States264 Posts
February 05 2011 16:11 GMT
#128
I wish the genie wasn't vengeful.
Making bad decisions.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
February 05 2011 16:14 GMT
#129
On February 05 2011 22:14 T0fuuu wrote:
I wish genies didnt exist.

What would he do to ruin that ?


Make himself human again, and then he would love you forever.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:15 GMT
#130
I wish the genie wasn't vengeful.

Wish granted, genie goes back to the bottle for next 1000years, and will be frustrated once again.

Sounds like a waste
I dont want to be totally out :3
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
February 05 2011 16:19 GMT
#131
I wish that the genie was a hot woman that would be freed from her prison. (Being so great full that we end up dating)
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:20 GMT
#132
On February 06 2011 00:09 The KY wrote:
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?

So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).

Get out of that you genie prick.

wich granted, because you have such talent in X (your example, writing music, playing football), every other players that even remotely think themselves as skilled in that specific area now realize exactly how pathetic they are and decide to kill themselves.

all media in the world blame you.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:21 GMT
#133
I wish that the genie was a hot woman that would be freed from her prison. (Being so great full that we end up dating)


Wish granted, you free the genie and she is monstrously ugly woman with fever, up for a date?
I dont want to be totally out :3
GambleVII
Profile Joined August 2010
126 Posts
February 05 2011 16:22 GMT
#134
I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free
Smart may have the brains but Stupid has the balls
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:24 GMT
#135
On February 06 2011 01:01 Coraz wrote:
I wish jesus would return

mess that one up

wish granted, jesus is resurrected in the form of his decomposed corpse

for the record, im an atheist, so jesus cannot do miracles either.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
gongryong
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1430 Posts
February 05 2011 16:25 GMT
#136
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Liquoid United Kingdom. February 05 2011 21:56
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
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Granted. You get as many wishes as you want, but they wont come true. Bonus: this time you are a slug

Mawi Sweden. February 05 2011 21:58
I wish I had the lust too play more Starcraft 2
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Granted with delight. "Starcraft 2" is the name of a FUGLY Gay who will happily play lustfully with you in return

GiantEnemyCrab Canada. February 05 2011 22:12
i wish i was invisible
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Granted. No more eyes for you mister

moNsi Norway. February 05 2011 22:16
I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D
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Granted. You are the delivery boy of "Time" magazine somewhere in a remote 3rd world country were violent is pervasive and you could die any day at work.

Uriel_SVK Slovakia. February 05 2011 22:28
Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money.
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Granted. Another person's bank account

sc4k United Kingdom. February 05 2011 23:13
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I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for
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Granted (whew that was long). Then your mom wakes you up from your dream, and you go back to reality that you are in a hospital bed with brain tumor.

Fruscainte United States. February 05 2011 23:51
What's the point of this if he could just make you retarded and not able to enjoy your wish?
I wouldnt even wish for something.

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Granted. You get nothing. But you are a warty frog now.

suxN Finland. February 05 2011 23:56. Posts 907 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's
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Another genie (zeross) grants you your wish:
there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacle

Scaramanga Australia. February 06 2011 00:08
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1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets
2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want

Genie confused. Did not understand what "minuets" means. Thinks you're trolling. Interprets your wish generously and turns you into a man with taste buds inside his large intestine. No. only 1 wish.
agarangu Chile. February 06 2011 00:12
I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die.
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Granted. In Verbatim

Cpt.beefy Ireland. February 05 2011 22:05
I wish people would realise how unimportant religion is too survival and start acting like a real society. One for all, all for one.
+ Show Spoiler +
Hey. I actually like this one. A little beyond this thread but good one. :p



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This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread, as OP indicates. Let's enjoy here. Why so serious!?
JAEDONG ÜBERBONJWA!
NIJ
Profile Joined March 2010
1012 Posts
February 05 2011 16:25 GMT
#137
On February 06 2011 00:09 The KY wrote:
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?

So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).

Get out of that you genie prick.


Thats so easy. He would just make you another typical prodigy that was not appreciated during his time. As a result, you end up killing yourself after years of depression.

Then genie burns your house down so your work can't even be appreciated by later generations. This part isn't really necessary, but just as an extra vengefulness, why not.
Act of thinking logically cannot possibly be natural to the human mind. If it were, then mathematics would be everybody's easiest course at school and our species would not have taken several millennia to figure out the scientific method -NDT
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
February 05 2011 16:27 GMT
#138
i wish my next coin toss will come up heads
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
February 05 2011 16:27 GMT
#139
On February 05 2011 22:00 stroggos wrote:
i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them

Pretty impressive how you can love someone who isn't going to exist for a thousand years
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:27 GMT
#140
I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free


Genie: Ooh, did someone try to get more wishes? im pretty sure someone did! its shotgun time
I dont want to be totally out :3
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