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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills. Wish granted, you gain one tenth of 100€ bill. unfortunately for you, genie reads it as 10 euros. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish to be even more awsome than Chuck Norris in every category. Take that trolls Wish granted, you are old, beardy man, slightly better than chuck at everything. Unfortunately chuck was never too good at anything except roundhousekick during his prime. | ||
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Coraz
United States252 Posts
mess that one up | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside. Wish granted, huge inflation, dollar loses its value. | ||
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stork4ever
United States1036 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish jesus would return This seems pretty fucked up the way it is, jesus returns, different religions want to own him, riots, blood and chaos everywhere.. Really great wish though  | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish to marry hyori and live with her happily ever after. Seriously bullshit wishes get seriously bullshit results, you manage to marry hyori, your imagination friend. Ironically you live happily ever after with it. | ||
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Logarythm
United States264 Posts
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:14 T0fuuu wrote: I wish genies didnt exist. What would he do to ruin that ? Make himself human again, and then he would love you forever. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish the genie wasn't vengeful. Wish granted, genie goes back to the bottle for next 1000years, and will be frustrated once again. Sounds like a waste | ||
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Kolvacs
Canada1203 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 00:09 The KY wrote: Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes? So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football). Get out of that you genie prick. wich granted, because you have such talent in X (your example, writing music, playing football), every other players that even remotely think themselves as skilled in that specific area now realize exactly how pathetic they are and decide to kill themselves. all media in the world blame you. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish that the genie was a hot woman that would be freed from her prison. (Being so great full that we end up dating) Wish granted, you free the genie and she is monstrously ugly woman with fever, up for a date? | ||
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GambleVII
126 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 01:01 Coraz wrote: I wish jesus would return mess that one up wish granted, jesus is resurrected in the form of his decomposed corpse for the record, im an atheist, so jesus cannot do miracles either. | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/KPL34.jpg) Liquoid United Kingdom. February 05 2011 21:56 I wish I could wish for more wishes. + Show Spoiler + Granted. You get as many wishes as you want, but they wont come true. Bonus: this time you are a slug Mawi Sweden. February 05 2011 21:58 I wish I had the lust too play more Starcraft 2 + Show Spoiler + Granted with delight. "Starcraft 2" is the name of a FUGLY Gay who will happily play lustfully with you in return GiantEnemyCrab Canada. February 05 2011 22:12 i wish i was invisible + Show Spoiler + Granted. No more eyes for you mister moNsi Norway. February 05 2011 22:16 I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D + Show Spoiler + Granted. You are the delivery boy of "Time" magazine somewhere in a remote 3rd world country were violent is pervasive and you could die any day at work. Uriel_SVK Slovakia. February 05 2011 22:28 Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money. + Show Spoiler + Granted. Another person's bank account sc4k United Kingdom. February 05 2011 23:13 + Show Spoiler + I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for Granted (whew that was long). Then your mom wakes you up from your dream, and you go back to reality that you are in a hospital bed with brain tumor. Fruscainte United States. February 05 2011 23:51 What's the point of this if he could just make you retarded and not able to enjoy your wish? I wouldnt even wish for something. + Show Spoiler + Granted. You get nothing. But you are a warty frog now. suxN Finland. February 05 2011 23:56. Posts 907 PM Profile Blog Quote # Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's + Show Spoiler + Another genie (zeross) grants you your wish: there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacle Scaramanga Australia. February 06 2011 00:08 + Show Spoiler + 1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets 2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want Genie confused. Did not understand what "minuets" means. Thinks you're trolling. Interprets your wish generously and turns you into a man with taste buds inside his large intestine. No. only 1 wish. agarangu Chile. February 06 2011 00:12 I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die. + Show Spoiler + Granted. In Verbatim Cpt.beefy Ireland. February 05 2011 22:05 I wish people would realise how unimportant religion is too survival and start acting like a real society. One for all, all for one. + Show Spoiler + Hey. I actually like this one. A little beyond this thread but good one. :p + Show Spoiler [PS] + This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread, as OP indicates. Let's enjoy here. Why so serious!? | ||
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NIJ
1012 Posts
On February 06 2011 00:09 The KY wrote: Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes? So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football). Get out of that you genie prick. Thats so easy. He would just make you another typical prodigy that was not appreciated during his time. As a result, you end up killing yourself after years of depression. Then genie burns your house down so your work can't even be appreciated by later generations. This part isn't really necessary, but just as an extra vengefulness, why not. | ||
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geometryb
United States1249 Posts
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Stropheum
United States1124 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:00 stroggos wrote: i wish for genie to grant his wishes without vengeance. Then i can give the lamp to someone i trust and they can make a wish without having to worry about the wish being turned against them Pretty impressive how you can love someone who isn't going to exist for a thousand years | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free Genie: Ooh, did someone try to get more wishes? im pretty sure someone did! its shotgun time | ||
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