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On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote:Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish" Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's  Lets see what the evil genie comes up with
there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles
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On February 06 2011 00:02 zeross wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote:Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish" Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles
Well, its better than what i expected, kinda thought my nervecords wouldnt be connected with my new body
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On February 06 2011 00:04 suxN wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 00:02 zeross wrote:On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote:Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish" Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles Well, its better than what i expected, kinda thought my nervecords wouldnt be connected with my new body
ahah good one too
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On February 05 2011 23:49 Scaramanga wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 23:39 Roblin wrote:On February 05 2011 23:36 Scaramanga wrote:On February 05 2011 23:34 Roblin wrote:On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote:
I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him
ggyo in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed. All i need to do is add that something about my perspective the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years. I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back. How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ
How deliciously ironic this guy is.
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just yesterday i played a game called zombie survival or something on newgrounds. it was all text and one decision leading to another or leading to death. no logical way to survive but mere hope the next scene doesnt kill you.
this is worse than that.
so my wish is this topic gets closed after my post, this way nobody kills me, nobody turns against me, nobody chops off my penis and feeds hungry piranhas with it and we can get back to decent topics.
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On February 05 2011 23:49 Scaramanga wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 23:39 Roblin wrote:On February 05 2011 23:36 Scaramanga wrote:On February 05 2011 23:34 Roblin wrote:On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote:
I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him
ggyo in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed. All i need to do is add that something about my perspective the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years. I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back. How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ
Anyway I'd do this
1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets
2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want
What can he do then?
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I would wish the genie's freedom.
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I'd wish the genie killed by another genie that grants then my wish(es) and is not sarcastic at all+doesnt ruin my further wishes.
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Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
Get out of that you genie prick.
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I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die.
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Why would I use that wish if it was just going to fuck my life up?
"Hey, I'll give you a billion dollars if you let me shoot you in the spine with this handgun. Deal?"
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On February 06 2011 00:07 danielsan wrote:
just yesterday i played a game called zombie survival or something on newgrounds. it was all text and one decision leading to another or leading to death. no logical way to survive but mere hope the next scene doesnt kill you.
this is worse than that.
so my wish is this topic gets closed after my post, this way nobody kills me, nobody turns against me, nobody chops off my penis and feeds hungry piranhas with it and we can get back to decent topics.
The whole idea here is not to survive, its to figure a crafty way to ruin the wish, unfortunately there havent been too many good counterwishes
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On February 06 2011 00:08 Scaramanga wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 23:49 Scaramanga wrote:On February 05 2011 23:39 Roblin wrote:On February 05 2011 23:36 Scaramanga wrote:On February 05 2011 23:34 Roblin wrote:On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote:
I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him
ggyo in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed. All i need to do is add that something about my perspective the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years. I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back. How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english? stop making this a wifom jesus christ Anyway I'd do this 1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets 2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want What can he do then?
Well it's been well established by the OP that the genie will only grant one wish. and then disappear for 1000 years. So no matter how many wishes he allows to to have within the next five minutes, he will grant none of them.
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Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?
So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).
Get out of that you genie prick.
Wish granted, you are incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. yes, you can walk just as good as you could before, you just happen to be incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. Thats one way to waste a once in a lifetime wish.
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On February 06 2011 00:12 agarangu wrote:
I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die.
Wish granted. Enjoy!
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Allright. I dont know if you agree with this, but im going to hijack the thread and start another genie.
This genie is fed up with bullshit, there are rules.
1. If you wish for more than one wish, genie will blow up your genitals with a shotgun.
2. You have to wish something, otherwise genie will be sad.
3. If the wish is too damn long and precise, genie will lose interest in it. -> Shotgun. Genitals.
This genie will be fair, he swears on his mothers tits that he wont do something retarded like" I wish i had icecream - wish granted, you get icecream.. AND THEN I TORTURE YOU TILL YOU DIE"
State your wishes
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On February 05 2011 21:59 Pehbeh wrote:
I wish I could do whatever I want whenever I want it to do.
I got this one covered.
I'd turn you invisible. Permanently. And make everyone else unable to hear you.
You can do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, since there's nobody that could stop you. Technically, "everything is possible", so I'm not imposing any limits either.
I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills.
I'm humble, I know.
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I wish to be even more awsome than Chuck Norris in every category.
Take that trolls
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I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
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super saiyan 1, super saiyan 2, super saiyan 3
edit: ~lazy genie~ ill prolly jus go with super saiyan 3 then
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