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zeross
Profile Joined September 2010
France310 Posts
February 05 2011 15:02 GMT
#101
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote:
Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"

Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with


there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 15:04 GMT
#102
On February 06 2011 00:02 zeross wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote:
Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"

Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with


there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles


Well, its better than what i expected, kinda thought my nervecords wouldnt be connected with my new body
I dont want to be totally out :3
zeross
Profile Joined September 2010
France310 Posts
February 05 2011 15:05 GMT
#103
On February 06 2011 00:04 suxN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 00:02 zeross wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:56 suxN wrote:
Why is there always someone trying to ruin the game with "endless wishes trololo/genie always destroys whole universe, no matter what you wish"

Anyways, i wish i would look like brad pitt the moviestar during his 25's Lets see what the evil genie comes up with


there is some alien named brad pitt wich is also a movie star on his own planet, and you look just like him in his 25's. the alien have a lot of tentacles


Well, its better than what i expected, kinda thought my nervecords wouldnt be connected with my new body


ahah good one too
NIJ
Profile Joined March 2010
1012 Posts
February 05 2011 15:05 GMT
#104
On February 05 2011 23:49 Scaramanga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2011 23:39 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:36 Scaramanga wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:34 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote:
I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him
ggyo

in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.

All i need to do is add that something about my perspective

the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.

I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.

How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english?
stop making this a wifom jesus christ

How deliciously ironic this guy is.
Act of thinking logically cannot possibly be natural to the human mind. If it were, then mathematics would be everybody's easiest course at school and our species would not have taken several millennia to figure out the scientific method -NDT
danielsan
Profile Joined December 2010
Romania399 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 15:08:55
February 05 2011 15:07 GMT
#105
just yesterday i played a game called zombie survival or something on newgrounds. it was all text and one decision leading to another or leading to death. no logical way to survive but mere hope the next scene doesnt kill you.

this is worse than that.

so my wish is this topic gets closed after my post, this way nobody kills me, nobody turns against me, nobody chops off my penis and feeds hungry piranhas with it and we can get back to decent topics.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
February 05 2011 15:08 GMT
#106
On February 05 2011 23:49 Scaramanga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2011 23:39 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:36 Scaramanga wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:34 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote:
I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him
ggyo

in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.

All i need to do is add that something about my perspective

the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.

I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.

How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english?
stop making this a wifom jesus christ

Anyway I'd do this
1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets
2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want
What can he do then?
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Incognoto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France10239 Posts
February 05 2011 15:08 GMT
#107
I would wish the genie's freedom.
maru lover forever
HocusPocus
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany214 Posts
February 05 2011 15:09 GMT
#108
I'd wish the genie killed by another genie that grants then my wish(es) and is not sarcastic at all+doesnt ruin my further wishes.
AnBi - www.twitch.tv/anbi2199
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
February 05 2011 15:09 GMT
#109
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?

So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).

Get out of that you genie prick.
agarangu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile274 Posts
February 05 2011 15:12 GMT
#110
I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die.
What's a quote anyway?
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
February 05 2011 15:14 GMT
#111
Why would I use that wish if it was just going to fuck my life up?

"Hey, I'll give you a billion dollars if you let me shoot you in the spine with this handgun. Deal?"
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 15:15 GMT
#112
On February 06 2011 00:07 danielsan wrote:
just yesterday i played a game called zombie survival or something on newgrounds. it was all text and one decision leading to another or leading to death. no logical way to survive but mere hope the next scene doesnt kill you.

this is worse than that.

so my wish is this topic gets closed after my post, this way nobody kills me, nobody turns against me, nobody chops off my penis and feeds hungry piranhas with it and we can get back to decent topics.


The whole idea here is not to survive, its to figure a crafty way to ruin the wish, unfortunately there havent been too many good counterwishes
I dont want to be totally out :3
agarangu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile274 Posts
February 05 2011 15:22 GMT
#113
On February 06 2011 00:08 Scaramanga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2011 23:49 Scaramanga wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:39 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:36 Scaramanga wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:34 Roblin wrote:
On February 05 2011 23:28 Scaramanga wrote:
I'd wish for more wishes (find a loop hole if im not allowed), then I'd wish for none of my further wishes to be ruined by him
ggyo

in his opinion, your wishes were never ruined by him to start with, nothing happened, you may proceed.

All i need to do is add that something about my perspective

the genie doesn't know what you mean when you talk about your perspective, immiedietly after you make your wish for more wishes that cannot be missinterpreted, he dissapears for 1000 years.

I wish that when the genie grants my wish, then instead of him coming back after 1000 years, he will never come back.

How the hell doesn't he know what perspective is, how am i going to make a wish if he cant speak english?
stop making this a wifom jesus christ

Anyway I'd do this
1. I wish for the ability to make any amount of wish's within the next five minuets
2. I wish for any wishes that i make from now on to be made exactly how i envisage them in my head, not to be ruined by him in anyway shape or form that i do not want
What can he do then?


Well it's been well established by the OP that the genie will only grant one wish. and then disappear for 1000 years. So no matter how many wishes he allows to to have within the next five minutes, he will grant none of them.
What's a quote anyway?
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 15:24 GMT
#114
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?

So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).

Get out of that you genie prick.


Wish granted, you are incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. yes, you can walk just as good as you could before, you just happen to be incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. Thats one way to waste a once in a lifetime wish.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
February 05 2011 15:42 GMT
#115
On February 06 2011 00:12 agarangu wrote:
I wish I lose all my extremities and I'm buried alive upside down while I can never die.


Wish granted. Enjoy!
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 15:51 GMT
#116
Allright. I dont know if you agree with this, but im going to hijack the thread and start another genie.

This genie is fed up with bullshit, there are rules.
1. If you wish for more than one wish, genie will blow up your genitals with a shotgun.
2. You have to wish something, otherwise genie will be sad.
3. If the wish is too damn long and precise, genie will lose interest in it. -> Shotgun. Genitals.
This genie will be fair, he swears on his mothers tits that he wont do something retarded like" I wish i had icecream - wish granted, you get icecream.. AND THEN I TORTURE YOU TILL YOU DIE"

State your wishes
I dont want to be totally out :3
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
February 05 2011 15:52 GMT
#117
On February 05 2011 21:59 Pehbeh wrote:
I wish I could do whatever I want whenever I want it to do.


I got this one covered.

I'd turn you invisible. Permanently. And make everyone else unable to hear you.

You can do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, since there's nobody that could stop you. Technically, "everything is possible", so I'm not imposing any limits either.

I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills.

I'm humble, I know.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
At GoD
Profile Joined April 2010
Estonia15 Posts
February 05 2011 15:53 GMT
#118
I wish to be even more awsome than Chuck Norris in every category.
Take that trolls
I am the Emperors will made manifest
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
February 05 2011 15:54 GMT
#119
I would wish that my wallet I had in my hands would always have the amount of $1000 in it. Even if I would take $500 dollars out, the next time I opened it, there would be $1000 dollars still inside.
spacefarm
Profile Joined July 2010
United States112 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 15:57:54
February 05 2011 15:56 GMT
#120
super saiyan 1, super saiyan 2, super saiyan 3

edit: ~lazy genie~ ill prolly jus go with super saiyan 3 then
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