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preZzle
Germany223 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:01 blastedt wrote: I'd just wish for the genie to be set free. He'd probably be grateful and surprised enough to grant another afterwards. wish granted, the genie is grateful to you, but does not grant you another wish, he instead proceeds to make the universe implode because none of the rest of the universe set him free. that you happen to die as a result of this is not the genies problem. | ||
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kaleidoscope
Singapore2887 Posts
come to think of it, if someone else wish that you are dead, that's bad | ||
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Inertia_EU
United Kingdom513 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:12 GiantEnemyCrab wrote: i wish i was invisible I'd bury you alive on the moon, no one would ever see you again. | ||
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Mindflow
Korea (South)320 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish I could kill ghen Genie doesnt understand why you cant kill ghen, teleports you and ghen to iron cage. Two go in, one gets out. | ||
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FarbrorAbavna
Sweden4856 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:10 Mindflow wrote: I wish IdrA wouldn't BM so much *Black hole begins to form* Idra is now nice, but everyone else is bm. but people dont get jaded from all the bm and instead everyone is just pissed all the time while playing sc/sc2. People soon stop playing and sc as a whole is just another forgotten game. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:10 Mindflow wrote: I wish IdrA wouldn't BM so much *Black hole begins to form* wish granted, every other player in the world is now much worse manner than IdrA, thus making IdrAs standard good manner. | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.' Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me? | ||
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zeross
France310 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:11 suxN wrote: Genie doesnt understand why you cant kill ghen, teleports you and ghen to iron cage. Two go in, one gets out. that's too kind, i'd rename the guy into "ghen" and gave him a gun :p | ||
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FarbrorAbavna
Sweden4856 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish: 'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.' Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me? With time you get so stressed from all the control and what you could have done to prevent bad things from happening, you get depressed and kill yourself | ||
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nOia.pod
Hungary263 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish: 'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.' Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me? Wish granted, you are now Santa Claus. | ||
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zeross
France310 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish: 'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed or will exist or currently exists, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.' Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me? make you always hear the word every creatures in the universe say and any though they think to make sure you can comunicate with them "at any time" without changing you metabolism, size or whatever. | ||
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TrainFX
United States469 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:14 FarbrorAbavna wrote: With time you get so stressed from all the control and what you could have done to prevent bad things from happening, you get depressed and kill yourself Pssh! No! You clearly don't know me if you think that would depress me | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:13 sc4k wrote: ok here is my wish: 'I wish that I could communicate with all creatures in the Universe that exist at any time the Universe has existed, and that any direct order I gave any creature would be carried out by them immediately and with no resentment whatsoever; and that whenever I issued a direct order to any creature in the Universe, no other creature in the Universe would be capable of gaining knowledge of the origin of this order; and that in granting this wish you will not transform me in any way, diminish my capabilties in any way, interefere with my atomic makeup in any way other than to necessarily grant this wish, you will not change my structural dimensions in any way, the impact of your wish has no effect other than to specifically allow me, as a human, to be able to do what I have wished for.' Haha, what does the vengeful genie do to me? wish granted, the universe have never existed in the first place. (thus there are no creatures for you to communicate with, thus you can communicate with every creature, thus your wish is granted) except for you. you are alone somewhere in the vacuum and since your wish restricts the genie from making you survive in vacuum, you will most certainly die shortly. | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:20 Roblin wrote: wish granted, the universe have never existed in the first place. (thus there are no creatures for you to communicate with, thus you can communicate with every creature, thus your wish is granted) except for you. you are alone somewhere in the vacuum and since your wish restricts the genie from making you survive in vacuum, you will most certainly die shortly. FFFFUUUU!!!! I should have added that I don't want the world to be changed in any way or the Universe to be changed in any way!!!! Khan! Khaaaaaan! | ||
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FarbrorAbavna
Sweden4856 Posts
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At GoD
Estonia15 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:17 TrainFX wrote: Unlimited energy in the form of a +++A battery :D wish granted, the +++A battery is somewhere in the universe, now all you need to do is find it. oh, did I forget? the battery will continously get more and more charged up and if you dont find it and start using it within a month, it will explode in a new big bang. however, the energy source is unlimited, so the new bigbang is a constant stream of energy to the rest of the universe forever. so don't let that happen and find it please? kthxbye | ||
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