EPTOn February 05 2011 21:55 ghen wrote:
My wish:
I wish I could fly.
My wish:
I wish I could fly.
if I were your vengeful genie, I'd turn you into a wasp.
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
if I were your vengeful genie, I'd turn you into a wasp. | ||
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moNsi
Norway71 Posts
any inputs on controlling time? | ||
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Marradron
Netherlands1586 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:14 T0fuuu wrote: I wish genies didnt exist. What would he do to ruin that ? Well he could make everything not exist. Wish is granted perfectly  | ||
Sanjuro
Indonesia252 Posts
On February 05 2011 21:55 ghen wrote: Imagine you found a magic lamp who's contents include an all powerful genie. This genie is charged with granting one wish to any individual who finds it and then promptly causing itself and it's lamp to disappear for one thousand years. The genie in this lamp used to be a regular human and as such still contains many fallacies of humanity including making mistakes, anger at being held captive for eternity, and a very dark sense of humor. You may have one wish. but the genie is vengeful. He will try to ruin your wish. He is forced to grant your wish perfectly as stated and without question, but he may subtly alter the world around you in a most evil way to make your wish come true. For example, if you ask for infinite wishes not only would that spell infinite torture but the genie could almost certainly kill off everything you hold dear as you start using them. State your wish! Try to undermine other people's wishes! My wish: I wish I could fly. the genie probably turned you into a pigeon or something..... hmm i probably wish that i was the president of my country, and clean things up a bit, probably gonna get assasinated in the 1st month of my term, but before that heads will roll!!!! i was thinking of the Movie bedazzled, so many things can go wrong with wishes | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 05 2011 21:56 Liquoid wrote: I wish I could wish for more wishes. Ok, if I were the genie I would just stand there, tell you that I've done your wish, and go back into my lamp never for you to see me again. You wished that you could wish for more wishes. I have granted that wish. Problem is that you already COULD wish for more wishes, you just wouldn't get that wish granted. So well done, you have gained absolutely nothing. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://vitka.org/trollface.png) User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:06 ghen wrote: Wish granted! but without religion 95% of the world instantly turns evil. They've never known anything else but their God's word, and by taking it away from them you have DOOMED humanity to certain destruction as every former religious person in the world releases their lifetime of pent up evils on each other. I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion. Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity... | ||
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ghen
United States1356 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:16 moNsi wrote: I think I would like the ability to control time. Not quite sure tho, seems kinda scary. But i guess, as long as i follow the spiderman ideology (with great power comes great responibility) i might be alright! :D any inputs on controlling time? Wish Granted! As time and space are quite interconnected though you have become unable to move. You live out your normal lifespan switching between times, observing but never interacting. A lonely existence, but fortunately it will be over in about 80 years. MWAHAHAHA! | ||
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ghen
United States1356 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:24 sc4k wrote: I'm calling bullshit on this. You think before we had organised religion and the concept of hell humans were just ripping each other to shreds at the slightest provocation? Look at the way apes behave, they have social heirarchy and they act with 'morals' even though they don't understand anything like the concept of religion. Evil Genie, I accuse you of misunderstanding society and humanity... Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process. | ||
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Uriel_SVK
Slovakia427 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:14 T0fuuu wrote: I wish genies didnt exist. What would he do to ruin that ? What would he do? Ever heard of paradox? If genies would not exist you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you... + Show Spoiler + could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you could not make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would exist and you could make a wish that genies would not exist, so genies would not exist and you... Grats, you just destroyed universe with one stupid wish... Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money. I know, im greedy... | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:26 ghen wrote: Oh, the genie didn't misunderstand. Quite the opposite, it helped everyone turn evil as a direct consequence of losing their religion. It was impressively influential in the process. Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us. | ||
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ghen
United States1356 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:31 sc4k wrote: Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us. Please stop. this is a light hearted and fun thread. nothing else. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:12 GiantEnemyCrab wrote: i wish i was invisible if I was a vengeful genie, then I would remove all the electrons in all the atoms in your body, the cores would then push away from each other and you would be disintegrated, since noone will be able to see the individual atom cores, you would be invisible. alternatively, I would remove every cognitive being and place somewhere else, since noone is there to see you, you would be, in effect, invisible | ||
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Nemesis
Canada2568 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:28 Uriel_SVK wrote: Oh, yeah.. and I would wish for bank account with infinite ammount of money. I know, im greedy... Wish granted, but the bank account is under someone else's name. I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe. | ||
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SubtleSense
Canada28 Posts
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NIIINO
Slovakia1320 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe. Wish granted, you know how it feels to be tortured, your mind is traumatized. I wish my musical taste would become mainstream | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:38 SubtleSense wrote: grant me true happiness until the day i know i am ready to die of my own freewill :3 The genie reduces your IQ to below Down's Syndrome level. He then puts you in a room where the only thing is a crayon, which keeps you amused and truly happy. He removes your sexual organs and any other things relating to instinct, meaning you need or want for nothing. He also removes your desire for companionship and friends. You are truly happy. The only thing he leaves you is the ability to know when you are ready to die, and a button which, if you press it, the room will fold in on itself and you will die. | ||
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heishe
Germany2284 Posts
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KTF_CloaK
Netherlands1338 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:37 Nemesis wrote: Wish granted, but the bank account is under someone else's name. I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe. Granted, but you would also know when people you love, including yourself, are gonna die. Also, the valuable information you hold makes you a prime target voor the world, oh, and your head would explode from too much info My wish: Peace in the world.  | ||
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Cpt.beefy
Ireland799 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:34 ghen wrote: Please stop. this is a light hearted and fun thread. nothing else. Is the troll asking too stop? thats a strange troll... ? | ||
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