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Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:28 GMT
#141
On February 06 2011 01:02 stork4ever wrote:
I wish to marry hyori and live with her happily ever after.

wish granted, for the sake of having both of you live happily ever after, time stops for both of you, neither of will ever grow old, movefrom where you stand, change pose or be damaged, you are essentially statues.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
February 05 2011 16:35 GMT
#142
I wish the genie was free but retained his magical powers

I figure at best I'll wind up neutrally benefited after he grants any wish. Might as well avoid other people's suffering. Plus, magic is cool, nobody said he had to be free AND magic-less. There you go genie, now you can stop being such a d-bag
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:35 GMT
#143
On February 06 2011 01:22 GambleVII wrote:
I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free

wish granted, after having granted your wish he will then dissappear for 1000 years, after that you can try to find so you can wish your next wishes.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
RoKetha
Profile Joined July 2010
United States211 Posts
February 05 2011 16:36 GMT
#144
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."
SheaR619
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2399 Posts
February 05 2011 16:38 GMT
#145
I wish to be happy for as long as i can live. Wat are you going to do? Turn me gay? Turn me into a frog? As long as im forever happy then im forever satisfied. WAT NOW?!
I may not be the best, but i will be some day...
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:38 GMT
#146
On February 06 2011 01:35 Stropheum wrote:
I wish the genie was free but retained his magical powers

I figure at best I'll wind up neutrally benefited after he grants any wish. Might as well avoid other people's suffering. Plus, magic is cool, nobody said he had to be free AND magic-less. There you go genie, now you can stop being such a d-bag

wish granted, the now-free genie will dissappear for 1000 years before being anle to exert his freedom, and when he is, then he is in a baaaaaaaaad mood
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:38 GMT
#147
"Granted with delight. "Starcraft 2" is the name of a FUGLY Gay who will happily play lustfully with you in return"

Ahhaha that was so random, probably the best counterwish so far
I dont want to be totally out :3
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 16:40:25
February 05 2011 16:40 GMT
#148
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."

Technically, you're flipping a coin here.

Pi turns out to be a rational number with 10^500000 digits, the genie writes at lightning speed in microscopic font and hands you the homework

....which he wrote in invisible ink
GambleVII
Profile Joined August 2010
126 Posts
February 05 2011 16:40 GMT
#149
On February 06 2011 01:35 Roblin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 01:22 GambleVII wrote:
I wish my genie was the genie from aladan and gave me new wishes on the condition the 3rd wish is that i set him free

wish granted, after having granted your wish he will then dissappear for 1000 years, after that you can try to find so you can wish your next wishes.


thats why the condition is the 3rd wish is when hes free. therefore hes not free untill wish number 1 and 2 are finished.

Sorry genie you failed.
Smart may have the brains but Stupid has the balls
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 16:52:57
February 05 2011 16:40 GMT
#150
On February 06 2011 01:01 Coraz wrote:
I wish jesus would return

mess that one up


Jesus would immidiately be put in a state mental hospital, as every other crazy ass cracker who says they speak with God... in their mind O.o
Congratulations, you just brought back a guy with a beard from the Roman era.
Would be better to bring back like Harry Potter or some other historical figure.


I'd wish for him to enhance my wallet so that it always contained 100 dollars that magically refilled 10 seconds after I took the bill out of the wallet. He must not alter the wallet's appearance in any way, nor it's weight.

Can't mess that one up. Don't give me the inflation crap, unless someone steels it, I've got full control ^^ I'll just put it in a safe, and it's all good :D

Edit: Oh shit, and the genie may not harm me in any way, nor do anything else but the wallet magic stuff!
Would be sad if he just killed me and grabed the wallet ^^
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
teamsolid
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada3668 Posts
February 05 2011 16:42 GMT
#151
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.

What's the genie gonna do?
kingcoyote
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States546 Posts
February 05 2011 16:42 GMT
#152
I wish my favorite pizza place would reopen and continue business just like before they closed. That means same quality food, same prices, same atmosphere, etc.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
February 05 2011 16:42 GMT
#153
On February 06 2011 00:24 suxN wrote:
Show nested quote +
Question; when reinterpreting your wish, I'm assuming the genie cannot do anything that doesn't fulfil the requirements of the wish? As in, if I wished for Justin Bieber to grow fangs he presumably couldn't do anything to me? If he can just kill me anyway, why not just do that and fuck the wishes?

So assuming that, I'd wish that my personality, appearance, companions, location and situation all continue with their due course (unless I see fit to change said course myself) with the exception that I have some kind of incredible talent (like writing music or playing football).

Get out of that you genie prick.


Wish granted, you are incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. yes, you can walk just as good as you could before, you just happen to be incredibly talented at wheelchair hockey. Thats one way to waste a once in a lifetime wish.


Nah I meant I would specify what talent I wanted but I can't think of it right now.

Besides, if someone offered you a free oppurtunity to be really good at wheelchair hockey for no cost or effort, would you say no?
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:43 GMT
#154
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."


Wish granted, you never learn anything and have to redo the course. For the pi problem, he removes all the space you provide.
I dont want to be totally out :3
Percutio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1672 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 16:46:01
February 05 2011 16:44 GMT
#155
I wish for absolute domain/control/power over the Genie.

(Two things happen here, if he does anything before, he has not granted my wish. If he does anything after, he has created a paradox.)

Also: [image loading]
What does it matter how I loose it?
kingcoyote
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States546 Posts
February 05 2011 16:45 GMT
#156
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote:
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.

What's the genie gonna do?


He makes it so this is the only way you can communicate, and everyone thinks you've gone braindead and you have no way to convince them otherwise.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 16:46 GMT
#157
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.

What's the genie gonna do?


Nothing much, you can implant ideas, sure, but nobody will proceed with the ideas unless they think its a good one.

Additionally, you can accidentally implant ideas while youre asleep.
I dont want to be totally out :3
GambleVII
Profile Joined August 2010
126 Posts
February 05 2011 16:46 GMT
#158
On February 06 2011 01:42 teamsolid wrote:
I wish for the ability to instantly implant ideas into other people's minds telepathically so that they believe they came up with the idea themselves (ala Inception except without all the hassle w/dreams, etc), and using this ability causes absolutely no side effects to myself mentally or physically.

What's the genie gonna do?


The genie makes that every person implemented with your idea becomes extremly lazy and never acts upon said idea.

if you implant an idea of " I wanna fuck this guy" into a girl she will be too lazy to actually fuck the guy. Therfore your implamentation is usless with no ill efects on yourself.
Smart may have the brains but Stupid has the balls
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
February 05 2011 16:47 GMT
#159
On February 06 2011 01:42 visual77 wrote:
I wish my favorite pizza place would reopen and continue business just like before they closed. That means same quality food, same prices, same atmosphere, etc.

Wish granted. The pizza place reopens in Italy
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 16:47 GMT
#160
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."

wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
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