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NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
January 05 2010 19:42 GMT
#21
On January 06 2010 04:37 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...

You have some reading to do. Read first, then come post again.

He's been riding machinehead's nuts in the last thread for a while already.

AND LOL GERMAN
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
January 05 2010 19:43 GMT
#22
I'd like to be a student!
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
January 05 2010 19:43 GMT
#23
Is this german thing some meme I missed?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
January 05 2010 19:45 GMT
#24
On January 06 2010 04:43 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
Is this german thing some meme I missed?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108927
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Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
January 05 2010 19:46 GMT
#25
I help too!
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
January 05 2010 19:46 GMT
#26
Ah nice, ty for link.
Khyrandor
Profile Joined February 2009
Czech Republic158 Posts
January 05 2010 20:02 GMT
#27
I like watching your snes games streams. Can you please consider adding this to your services? How much would it probably cost?
fan of Chill, ToT)Mondragon(, ret, Jaedong, Day[9], DjWHEAT, White-Ra, Jinro, R1CH and TL and after TSL3 Ro32 Mondragon again... R.I.P. ToT
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
January 05 2010 20:06 GMT
#28
On January 06 2010 04:41 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN

Shit, a German. German people are such lol. Like come on, Germans lolololol.

rofllllllll
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
Tenryu
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States565 Posts
January 05 2010 20:08 GMT
#29
Hmm this thread just made my day, nice.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Understar
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 05 2010 20:10 GMT
#30
i want lessons
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:14:19
January 05 2010 20:13 GMT
#31
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 05 2010 20:16 GMT
#32
i beat bisu once too man
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
January 05 2010 20:16 GMT
#33
I love how you list beating Combat-Ex as a credential rofl.

You beat a SEMI PROGAMER MAN.

If you're going to reference Combat-Ex, then you need to talk really fast and use builds that only work against US East players, and every 5 minutes you have to mention how you have an "amazing mineral to gas ratio." Remember, having less than 500 min/gas is always a good thing, even if it means you are mined out and can't produce anything.
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
January 05 2010 20:17 GMT
#34
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.
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Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 20:18 GMT
#35
On January 06 2010 05:16 Kyo Yuy wrote:
Remember, having less than 500 min/gas is always a good thing, even if it means you are mined out and can't produce anything.

I shouldn't have done that, now I have no meenerals.
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
January 05 2010 20:19 GMT
#36
On January 06 2010 05:17 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.


What's next, you want to send me a screen shot of your penis so we can have a biggest-dick contest? With the way you are acting you would probably want to come over here so you could experience it for yourself.

I don't even play zerg... and not once have I offered to teach zerg. If you think you know T and P better than me, or could teach it better, you are about as foolish as you come off in your messages.
Response
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States1938 Posts
January 05 2010 20:20 GMT
#37
Chill I could die a happy man if you taught me broodwar
the REAL ReSpOnSe
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:24:40
January 05 2010 20:21 GMT
#38
On January 06 2010 05:19 machinehead.. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 05:17 Chill wrote:
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.


What's next, you want to send me a screen shot of your penis so we can have a biggest-dick contest? With the way you are acting you would probably want to come over here so you could experience it for yourself.

I'm really not sure how you got from here to there.

Let's follow the events:
- You make a shitty OP.
- Everyone, including staff and myself, tells you it's a shitty OP.
- You say if I can do it better, do it myself instead of 'acting childish'.
- I do it myself.
- That somehow implies I am five-years old.
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Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 20:22 GMT
#39
Weren't you just calling him childish?
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
January 05 2010 20:24 GMT
#40
The whole point is, you are better than me, right? Which is totally irrelevant in every aspect, especially considering you are not even good. You like attention and you are good at getting it. Too bad it's never deserved. Comedy surely isn't your thing. So if you think you can teach SC, then do it. I'm not 5 years old like you; I promise I won't start trolling your thread...
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