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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 22:18:28
January 05 2010 19:26 GMT
#1
On January 06 2010 04:07 machinehead.. wrote:
I'm not looking for help, so naturally I would rather tailor what I provide around what THEY want. I'd rather fit their mold then vice-versa. Instead of trying to bring people down a level, if you think you can provide a better service, then just do the same thing.... no one is stopping you. Such childish behavior.

Out of pure, cold spite, and nothing else, I will be helping people learn Starcraft.

Update: I do intend to go through with this; however, as stated below I don't really think it's possible to accomodate set times for teaching. So my plan is just to come online, start streaming, and asking who needs help. At that time I'll try to favour people who have messaged me previously.

Alternatively, add TheSituation on iCCup and I can help people when they see me there.

MY CREDENTIALS:
Race(s): Two years of random, two years of Protoss and, most recently, five years of Zerg.
Achievements: None. I am terrible. I went all-in twice against JF when he was 15 at WCG and won. I am struggling at C this season. I didn't make it past C+ during the TSL2 ladder. I beat Combat-Ex 3-1. I beat a Chinese progamer at IEF by gambling 12 Hatch agaisnt him. I am better at Starcraft than machinehead*.

SERVICES:
Cost: Free.
Time: An hour per session. I will also be livestreaming the thing so other people can follow along.
Services: We will be watching replays of you or discussing strategies and referencing games. We will theorycraft a lot. We will not discuss builds to the letter, but we will talk more of the goals and transitions of a build.

STUDENT REQUIREMENTS:
Race(s): Any. My knowledge of PvP and TvT are basically non-existent. My TvP and PvT are very bad. Anything involving Zerg I feel confident talking about.
Skill: I'd prefer if you can hold a D+ rank, but I'm not going to make that a requirement.
Requirements: I ask that you have replays or specific problems / questions ready to talk about. You should also have access to Ventrillo and have a microphone.

SCHEDULE:
Schedule: Will be very random. I plan on simply turning on my stream and seeing if anyone needs help. I doubt I can commit to anything more than that, unfortuantely.
*"better" by my own arbitrary metrics.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 05 2010 19:30 GMT
#2
hahahah
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 05 2010 19:32 GMT
#3
So I heard you have special group discounts. May I know what they are?
God Bless
n3m0
Profile Joined January 2007
Portugal247 Posts
January 05 2010 19:32 GMT
#4
half serious half trolling thread? x)

or all-in trolling?


you cheeser! :p
Former WGT Clan League Admin - Former Portugal A team manager - Former member of MgZ) / iG. / LRM) - Starcraft Broodwar
hempLine
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada63 Posts
January 05 2010 19:32 GMT
#5
lol you can't be serious...

But if you are all I can say is mememememmememe! Will be looking for your stream! :D
MBC T_T Ret for TSL2!!
mrmin123 *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Korea (South)2971 Posts
January 05 2010 19:32 GMT
#6
Aww
Translator태양은 묘지위에 붉게 떠오르고 / 한낮에 찌는 더위는 나의 시련 일찌라!
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
January 05 2010 19:32 GMT
#7
This is epic Chill. When will your first session be?
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
January 05 2010 19:33 GMT
#8
rofl, this is like a chain of threads .... I would be interested as a fellow zerg/protoss player so yea, I'll be down depending on when you're free and when I'm free! ^_^
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
January 05 2010 19:33 GMT
#9
I hear there's this machinehead guy who's looking to up his game...
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
January 05 2010 19:34 GMT
#10
I would actually be willing to pay money to Chill based on the pure fact that I believe machinehead is a gigantic douchebag.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 19:40:43
January 05 2010 19:36 GMT
#11
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 05 2010 19:37 GMT
#12
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...

You have some reading to do. Read first, then come post again.
God Bless
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
January 05 2010 19:37 GMT
#13
Is it really that low? Even if he only provides a few sessions by streaming them that's really cool. Schedule a couple sessions and I think the viewer rate would be rather crazy. So he's proving a point to a guy who was being too stubborn to listen doesn't mean he won't do anything good with it if he actually does give a few lessons. And knowing Chill he'll at least host a few sessions just to stick with his word.
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
January 05 2010 19:38 GMT
#14
Sounds nice, unfortunately my weaknesses are mostly sloppy mechanics and silly mistakes, so I'd have to churn out alot of games before I'd have any somewhat-intelligent questions ready. Might grind a little and see if i hit any bumps.

+ Show Spoiler +
Who needs this when you have 2fact vult runby TvZ though right?
AKA No can Dazzle | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTpX7z3Pok
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MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
January 05 2010 19:38 GMT
#15
haha amazing

give me a zvz session please!
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
0kz
Profile Joined January 2010
Italy1118 Posts
January 05 2010 19:40 GMT
#16
ahaha lol :D give me some lessons, i wanna be on a livestream :D
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
January 05 2010 19:40 GMT
#17
I'd take you up on this offer but I can't afford it right now!!
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
January 05 2010 19:40 GMT
#18
i didnt think i could become more of a chill fanboy

then this happened.

☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
January 05 2010 19:41 GMT
#19
So awesome!
Chill you are such a hero.
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 19:44:23
January 05 2010 19:41 GMT
#20
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN

Shit, a German. German people are such lol. Like come on, Germans lolololol.
God Bless
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
January 05 2010 19:42 GMT
#21
On January 06 2010 04:37 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...

You have some reading to do. Read first, then come post again.

He's been riding machinehead's nuts in the last thread for a while already.

AND LOL GERMAN
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
January 05 2010 19:43 GMT
#22
I'd like to be a student!
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
January 05 2010 19:43 GMT
#23
Is this german thing some meme I missed?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
January 05 2010 19:45 GMT
#24
On January 06 2010 04:43 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
Is this german thing some meme I missed?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108927
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Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
January 05 2010 19:46 GMT
#25
I help too!
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
January 05 2010 19:46 GMT
#26
Ah nice, ty for link.
Khyrandor
Profile Joined February 2009
Czech Republic158 Posts
January 05 2010 20:02 GMT
#27
I like watching your snes games streams. Can you please consider adding this to your services? How much would it probably cost?
fan of Chill, ToT)Mondragon(, ret, Jaedong, Day[9], DjWHEAT, White-Ra, Jinro, R1CH and TL and after TSL3 Ro32 Mondragon again... R.I.P. ToT
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
January 05 2010 20:06 GMT
#28
On January 06 2010 04:41 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN

Shit, a German. German people are such lol. Like come on, Germans lolololol.

rofllllllll
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
Tenryu
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States565 Posts
January 05 2010 20:08 GMT
#29
Hmm this thread just made my day, nice.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Understar
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 05 2010 20:10 GMT
#30
i want lessons
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:14:19
January 05 2010 20:13 GMT
#31
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 05 2010 20:16 GMT
#32
i beat bisu once too man
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
January 05 2010 20:16 GMT
#33
I love how you list beating Combat-Ex as a credential rofl.

You beat a SEMI PROGAMER MAN.

If you're going to reference Combat-Ex, then you need to talk really fast and use builds that only work against US East players, and every 5 minutes you have to mention how you have an "amazing mineral to gas ratio." Remember, having less than 500 min/gas is always a good thing, even if it means you are mined out and can't produce anything.
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
January 05 2010 20:17 GMT
#34
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.
Moderator
Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 20:18 GMT
#35
On January 06 2010 05:16 Kyo Yuy wrote:
Remember, having less than 500 min/gas is always a good thing, even if it means you are mined out and can't produce anything.

I shouldn't have done that, now I have no meenerals.
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
January 05 2010 20:19 GMT
#36
On January 06 2010 05:17 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.


What's next, you want to send me a screen shot of your penis so we can have a biggest-dick contest? With the way you are acting you would probably want to come over here so you could experience it for yourself.

I don't even play zerg... and not once have I offered to teach zerg. If you think you know T and P better than me, or could teach it better, you are about as foolish as you come off in your messages.
Response
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States1936 Posts
January 05 2010 20:20 GMT
#37
Chill I could die a happy man if you taught me broodwar
the REAL ReSpOnSe
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:24:40
January 05 2010 20:21 GMT
#38
On January 06 2010 05:19 machinehead.. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 05:17 Chill wrote:
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.


What's next, you want to send me a screen shot of your penis so we can have a biggest-dick contest? With the way you are acting you would probably want to come over here so you could experience it for yourself.

I'm really not sure how you got from here to there.

Let's follow the events:
- You make a shitty OP.
- Everyone, including staff and myself, tells you it's a shitty OP.
- You say if I can do it better, do it myself instead of 'acting childish'.
- I do it myself.
- That somehow implies I am five-years old.
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Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 20:22 GMT
#39
Weren't you just calling him childish?
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
January 05 2010 20:24 GMT
#40
The whole point is, you are better than me, right? Which is totally irrelevant in every aspect, especially considering you are not even good. You like attention and you are good at getting it. Too bad it's never deserved. Comedy surely isn't your thing. So if you think you can teach SC, then do it. I'm not 5 years old like you; I promise I won't start trolling your thread...
Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 20:25 GMT
#41
You did just make a jab at his sexuality over Starcraft. If that isn't trolling, then it's being a moron: which is it?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:26:05
January 05 2010 20:25 GMT
#42
On January 06 2010 05:24 machinehead.. wrote:
The whole point is, you are better than me, right? Which is totally irrelevant in every aspect, especially considering you are not even good. You like attention and you are good at getting it. Too bad it's never deserved. Comedy surely isn't your thing. So if you think you can teach SC, then do it. I'm not 5 years old like you; I promise I won't start trolling your thread...

It's relevant because the only reason I'm doing this is out of spite as referenced in the original post.

So, spite or money? Which is worse?
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Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 05 2010 20:25 GMT
#43
Are you for real? You sound like you could be a decent teacher because you speak very well when you commentate. I think think teaching ability is potentially even more important than skill level and based on machinehead's posts so far, I don't think he would be a very good teacher.
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
January 05 2010 20:25 GMT
#44
On January 06 2010 05:19 machinehead.. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 05:17 Chill wrote:
On January 06 2010 05:13 machinehead.. wrote:
Someone that has an axe to grind with me acting like a 5 year old. The fact that you can be a mod is what gives me confidence that I can do anything that I wanted. You are an inspiration to many. Perhaps I should have included that I played chill once and I beat him... Personally, I figured it would rival mentioning a C player, but I guess you are hot stuff.

I can say, without any doubt whatsoever, that I can teach people this game much, much better than you. And this is to prove that.


What's next, you want to send me a screen shot of your penis so we can have a biggest-dick contest? With the way you are acting you would probably want to come over here so you could experience it for yourself.

I don't even play zerg... and not once have I offered to teach zerg. If you think you know T and P better than me, or could teach it better, you are about as foolish as you come off in your messages.

Knowing and teaching are two completely different skill sets. A lot of high school teachers only have Bachelor's Degrees, yet John Nash (Nobel prize winning mathematician) couldn't teach Algebra to a 7th grader.

Rarely are the most talented people the best teachers. A lot of college professors are really intelligent but are oddly enough worse at teaching their subjects than their graduate student TAs.

Chill has an incredibly deep understanding of the game backed by years of experience and talking to other players. I would not be surprised if Chill had the ability to bring players beyond his own level.
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
January 05 2010 20:26 GMT
#45
I ended up using the suggested OP and was thankful for it. What I don't care for is you.
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
January 05 2010 20:27 GMT
#46
On January 06 2010 05:26 machinehead.. wrote:
I ended up using the suggested OP and was thankful for it. What I don't care for is you.

If you don't care for him then why are you posting in his thread?
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 20:27 GMT
#47
You need thicker skin. This internet place is pretty scary. Taking more shit than you deserved is no excuse to start slinging (bad) insults.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
January 05 2010 20:28 GMT
#48
On January 06 2010 05:26 machinehead.. wrote:
I ended up using the suggested OP and was thankful for it. What I don't care for is you.

Okay. I also don't care for you as continually referenced in all my posts and the original post of this thread and the motivation for this thread being opened in the first place.
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Re-Play-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Dominican Republic825 Posts
January 05 2010 20:28 GMT
#49
well incontrol have a new competition lol
P1: Best rank? P2:1st time iccup, P1:really? P1 looks at the account of P2 WOW B+ last season ^^
Response
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States1936 Posts
January 05 2010 20:28 GMT
#50
so...when's my session?
the REAL ReSpOnSe
MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
January 05 2010 20:30 GMT
#51
grude match bo5 chill vs grudge gogo
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:32:02
January 05 2010 20:31 GMT
#52
Doing things out of spite is always a mature thing. Doesn't scream childish at all. Maybe when you go to work you should say, "I'm going to work for free, because that's what the TL mods think should happen." So far, I have let people decide on what they want to pay... I'm trying to make this a fun thing and not burden people by paying a lot for an uncertain product. It's a win/win situation, and hardly something to fuss over.

People that make a big deal out of nothing disappoint me.
Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 20:34:22
January 05 2010 20:33 GMT
#53
That Chill is being immature doesn't make responding in kind any more mature because "he did it first." Seriously, I can't even type "he did it first," without imagining the playground and some child crying.
Crahptacular
Profile Joined December 2008
United States295 Posts
January 05 2010 20:40 GMT
#54
On January 06 2010 05:31 machinehead.. wrote:
Doing things out of spite is always a mature thing. Doesn't scream childish at all. Maybe when you go to work you should say, "I'm going to work for free, because that's what the TL mods think should happen." So far, I have let people decide on what they want to pay... I'm trying to make this a fun thing and not burden people by paying a lot for an uncertain product. It's a win/win situation, and hardly something to fuss over.

People that make a big deal out of nothing disappoint me.

so why don't you stop making a fuss?
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
January 05 2010 20:43 GMT
#55
This community has always confused me, seeing the moderators troll often.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
January 05 2010 20:43 GMT
#56
Shit, I missed my 100th.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
January 05 2010 20:44 GMT
#57
On January 06 2010 04:07 machinehead.. wrote:
I'm not looking for help, so naturally I would rather tailor what I provide around what THEY want. I'd rather fit their mold then vice-versa. Instead of trying to bring people down a level, if you think you can provide a better service, then just do the same thing.... no one is stopping you. Such childish behavior.


Looks like he just can't get over the fact that someone with a colourful history of providing for the community (zerg fpvods, streaming, etc.) has taken up the challenge and simultaneously whacked his potential financial gain. I don't know if accepting a challenge is particularly immature or childish, too. Kinda manly to stick your neck out there and be willing to give some of your time, even if it's solely out of spite.
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
January 05 2010 20:46 GMT
#58
On January 06 2010 05:43 Cedstick wrote:
This community has always confused me, seeing the moderators troll often.

Not sure how this is trolling. I've laid my cards on the table pretty readily in the opening post. If you want to discuss this further PM me or reply here.
Moderator
NotJack
Profile Joined December 2009
United States737 Posts
January 05 2010 20:48 GMT
#59
Needs a Machinehead v. Chill teaching showmatch with Day[9] laughing at both of them imo
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43633 Posts
January 05 2010 20:50 GMT
#60
Chill, can I have the hour? I'll stream too for sexy viewing.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
n3m0
Profile Joined January 2007
Portugal247 Posts
January 05 2010 20:51 GMT
#61
On January 06 2010 05:46 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 05:43 Cedstick wrote:
This community has always confused me, seeing the moderators troll often.

Not sure how this is trolling. I've laid my cards on the table pretty readily in the opening post. If you want to discuss this further PM me or reply here.



C'mon everyone knows that you know that everyone knows that you know you are trolling :p

I don't really care, personally i enjoyed reading your thread You have a good sense of humour, unlike most of the mods out there.
Former WGT Clan League Admin - Former Portugal A team manager - Former member of MgZ) / iG. / LRM) - Starcraft Broodwar
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
January 05 2010 20:53 GMT
#62
On January 06 2010 05:46 Chill wrote:
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On January 06 2010 05:43 Cedstick wrote:
This community has always confused me, seeing the moderators troll often.

Not sure how this is trolling. I've laid my cards on the table pretty readily in the opening post. If you want to discuss this further PM me or reply here.


Not necessarily troll, but BM. I have seen you in particular troll in the past, though Granted, it's in the rules that you're more than warranted to act that way, but still.
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G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
January 05 2010 21:01 GMT
#63
i want lessons plz
Tippereth
Profile Joined December 2009
United States252 Posts
January 05 2010 21:04 GMT
#64
On January 06 2010 06:01 G5 wrote:
i want lessons plz

Too newb, unteachable.
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
January 05 2010 21:04 GMT
#65
I would love to take lessons from you Chill.
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Pooshlmer
Profile Joined August 2008
United States1001 Posts
January 05 2010 21:14 GMT
#66
This is hilarious, I love it.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
January 05 2010 21:16 GMT
#67
I would enjoy some free lessons please thanks
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[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 21:25:48
January 05 2010 21:25 GMT
#68
Hi, can I have some of those cool red German signs plz? Look at my location for reference.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
January 05 2010 21:27 GMT
#69
On January 06 2010 04:41 Roffles wrote:
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On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN

Shit, a German. German people are such lol. Like come on, Germans lolololol.


Too bad he doesn't actually live in Germany, idk if he's German.
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andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
January 05 2010 21:41 GMT
#70
My understanding of sequence of events'

1. Incontrol makes offer to teach for money. Effort in post = 100
2. machinehead (playa) makes offer to teach money. Effort in post = 50
3. People dont recognize machinehead
4. Machinehead states he just wants to help out. icc account is shown, B+ rank last season
5. Chill (C+ last season) states he doesn't know him, and starts bashing
6. Machinehead defends
7. G5 states he doesn't know him, gogo bo5
8. Thread goes to hell by people not knowing him and claiming op is shit
9. Chill makes this thread

Now, I really dont understand why you have spite, even by making this troll thread you are being so BM with him, even though u dont know him. And basically stating you are better than him without any means to even explain why, just for a very cynical joke against his claim he has beaten some good players is just plain trolling.

I dont get how you want people to be mannered in this community with this kind of example.

Sure, this thread made me laugh a bit, but it's totally wrong and quite frankly, uncalled for.
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Ver
Profile Joined October 2008
United States2186 Posts
January 05 2010 21:43 GMT
#71
Clearly the better offer.
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Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 05 2010 21:43 GMT
#72
On January 06 2010 06:41 never_toss wrote:
My understanding of sequence of events'

1. Incontrol makes offer to teach for money. Effort in post = 100
2. machinehead (playa) makes offer to teach money. Effort in post = 50
3. People dont recognize machinehead
4. Machinehead states he just wants to help out. icc account is shown, B+ rank last season
5. Chill (C+ last season) states he doesn't know him, and starts bashing
6. Machinehead defends
7. G5 states he doesn't know him, gogo bo5
8. Thread goes to hell by people not knowing him and claiming op is shit
9. Chill makes this thread

Now, I really dont understand why you have spite, even by making this troll thread you are being so BM with him, even though u dont know him. And basically stating you are better than him without any means to even explain why, just for a very cynical joke against his claim he has beaten some good players is just plain trolling.

I dont get how you want people to be mannered in this community with this kind of example.

Sure, this thread made me laugh a bit, but it's totally wrong and quite frankly, uncalled for.

Or 1) Machinehead doesn't answer a single question we ask him
2) People don't believe him because he doesn't answer a single question straight up
God Bless
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 05 2010 21:44 GMT
#73
If this is serious, I am down :D but I would probably just use you as a practice partner for the most part.
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Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
January 05 2010 21:47 GMT
#74
This is genius! Now I only need a mic and a nice tvz replay!
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R A V
Profile Joined November 2009
United States217 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 21:57:19
January 05 2010 21:49 GMT
#75
This series of events has made my day. Seriously.
Jaedong? More like JDAWG
Pooshlmer
Profile Joined August 2008
United States1001 Posts
January 05 2010 22:01 GMT
#76
Featured thread, I'd say.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
January 05 2010 22:03 GMT
#77
teach me to have your sexy voice
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thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 22:04:35
January 05 2010 22:03 GMT
#78
On January 06 2010 06:41 never_toss wrote:
My understanding of sequence of events'

1. Incontrol makes offer to teach for money. Effort in post = 100
2. machinehead (playa) makes offer to teach money. Effort in post = 50
3. People dont recognize machinehead
4. Machinehead states he just wants to help out. icc account is shown, B+ rank last season
5. Chill (C+ last season) states he doesn't know him, and starts bashing
6. Machinehead defends
7. G5 states he doesn't know him, gogo bo5
8. Thread goes to hell by people not knowing him and claiming op is shit
9. Chill makes this thread

Now, I really dont understand why you have spite, even by making this troll thread you are being so BM with him, even though u dont know him. And basically stating you are better than him without any means to even explain why, just for a very cynical joke against his claim he has beaten some good players is just plain trolling.

I dont get how you want people to be mannered in this community with this kind of example.

Sure, this thread made me laugh a bit, but it's totally wrong and quite frankly, uncalled for.

While we're making lists of numbers:
1) It's Chill. This is how he do.
2) TL is full of sycophantic fucks who love some good drama.
3) Fucker deserves it.
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 22:04:02
January 05 2010 22:03 GMT
#79
On January 06 2010 06:41 never_toss wrote:Now, I really dont understand why you have spite, even by making this troll thread you are being so BM with him, even though u dont know him. And basically stating you are better than him without any means to even explain why, just for a very cynical joke against his claim he has beaten some good players is just plain trolling.

I dont get how you want people to be mannered in this community with this kind of example.

Sure, this thread made me laugh a bit, but it's totally wrong and quite frankly, uncalled for.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92369&currentpage=43

He flamed a ton of people in the WCG 2009 thread, for a good 10+ pages. Including two people running WCG, some participants in WCG, and people that he was able to walkover by messing with the rules (as Idra has pointed out and has had to deal with).

That's why people are BM with him.
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Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
January 05 2010 22:09 GMT
#80
On January 06 2010 06:41 never_toss wrote:
My understanding of sequence of events'

1. Incontrol makes offer to teach for money. Effort in post = 100
2. machinehead (playa) makes offer to teach money. Effort in post = 50
3. People dont recognize machinehead
4. Machinehead states he just wants to help out. icc account is shown, B+ rank last season
5. Chill (C+ last season) states he doesn't know him, and starts bashing
6. Machinehead defends
7. G5 states he doesn't know him, gogo bo5
8. Thread goes to hell by people not knowing him and claiming op is shit
9. Chill makes this thread

Now, I really dont understand why you have spite, even by making this troll thread you are being so BM with him, even though u dont know him. And basically stating you are better than him without any means to even explain why, just for a very cynical joke against his claim he has beaten some good players is just plain trolling.

I dont get how you want people to be mannered in this community with this kind of example.

Sure, this thread made me laugh a bit, but it's totally wrong and quite frankly, uncalled for.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=106979

Threads like this take away any credibility he may have had in the first place.
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CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
January 05 2010 22:15 GMT
#81
i would like to request "f add" on iccup, so u can help me practice tvz
SNSD fan
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 22:18:18
January 05 2010 22:17 GMT
#82
On January 06 2010 04:41 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN

Shit, a German. German people are such lol. Like come on, Germans lolololol.


I'm pretty sure Greeny K isnt german though, despite of what his profile says
beep boop
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
January 05 2010 22:23 GMT
#83
Added an update in reference to the PMs.
Moderator
520
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2822 Posts
January 05 2010 22:42 GMT
#84
I think I'm qualified to give lessons. I beat Chill and alffla in a 3-way FFA on Lost Temple a few months ago. My ability to deal with mass Scouts is unparalleled in the Starcraft world.
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Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
January 05 2010 22:48 GMT
#85
Haha, this thread gave me a chuckle. I look forward to dropping in on the streams
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
January 05 2010 22:52 GMT
#86
God Chill you're such a beast, can i call you that?

BEAST!
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InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
January 06 2010 00:52 GMT
#87
Well I dont really care how this thread got hear, or why. However if the end result is a good starcraft player giving people 1 on 1 advice for free. I say . Hope I can get some of that free zerg training myself
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
January 06 2010 00:58 GMT
#88
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
<3 chill
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Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
January 06 2010 01:03 GMT
#89
OMG I can finally have Chill to help me out! I will add u on iccup my id is mg.whiplash
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
January 06 2010 01:22 GMT
#90
Man Chill, when you own someone, you own someone.
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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 01:34:18
January 06 2010 01:27 GMT
#91
Are you gonna speak canadian during the lessons?

Also, DRAMA WOOO!

edit: If only ElkY knew what he started back then...
화이팅
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
January 06 2010 01:48 GMT
#92
lol, this is funny
Brood War loyalist
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
January 06 2010 01:51 GMT
#93
On January 06 2010 04:36 GreEny K wrote:
-_- A mod stooped this low...
                                                                                                                        ALERT: GERMAN


Mods = Gods
NeO)MasCoT
Profile Joined December 2006
United States212 Posts
January 06 2010 02:01 GMT
#94
Or you can do what about 90% of the rest of the world does.



Watch Pros
Download Replays
Mimic Them
Add your dash of spice in practicing
???
PROFIT



Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
January 06 2010 02:03 GMT
#95
This is why I love and hate you. Thank you.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 02:08:16
January 06 2010 02:07 GMT
#96
On January 06 2010 05:30 MorroW[MB] wrote:
grude match bo5 chill vs machinehead gogo

Yes please. Should be more fun than the TSL qualifiers.
Brood War loyalist
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
January 06 2010 02:07 GMT
#97
LOLOL nice thread
정명훈 화이팅!~
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
January 06 2010 02:11 GMT
#98
i need some help in zvz
8==========))
aznanimedude
Profile Joined April 2009
United States199 Posts
January 06 2010 02:15 GMT
#99
Artosis has given his blessing to Chill
he has the favor of the gods
end of discussion _|TO
HOI POLLOI
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
January 06 2010 02:22 GMT
#100
Who wouldn't want to learn from the great Chill? He's commentating TSL2 ffs! :D
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Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
January 06 2010 02:34 GMT
#101
LOL

I think you should give lessons in awesome instead.

My. Copy. Is. Here.
Tenox
Profile Joined January 2007
Sweden128 Posts
January 06 2010 02:38 GMT
#102
Yeah shit's too harsh really, I agree with never_toss. The guy just wanted to offer some help, for money. Granted that there's money in exchange for this help/advice you have the right to question his skills etc. so that you can see whether it's worth it or not but yeah it just got way out of line. And after 3-4 pages, people who like drama saw the opportunity for some action and obviously put their effort into getting what they wanted as well, seems like some people got something out of it anyway.

Regardless of what I think, the fact that chill decided to help out people regardless of reason, spite in this case is great. The more skilled people who can help out the better. Goodluck, hope it works out well!
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EGLzGaMeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1867 Posts
January 06 2010 02:42 GMT
#103
chill i'm a big fan <3 lol
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
January 06 2010 05:14 GMT
#104
wow what happened while i was gone
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