[SPL] CJ Entus vs. SK Telecom T1 - Page 4

On May 13 2009 09:04 Aurra wrote:
Effort > Bisu

Effort's balls have been so big lately they're going to bust through those soundproof booths, land on Bisu's keyboard and type out ppp. Effort wins and struts off stage like the baller he is.

sKyHigh < BeSt

v0v

Kwanro > Hyuk

'because no thread on teamliquid.net involving CJ Entus is complete without 5 pages of Kwanrolled image macros.

Movie < fantasy

My e-boyfriend Railz has such a hard-on for fantasy so ill never hear the end of it if fantasy loses.

Savior <> Boxer

The TV stations bribe the two coaches to send these two players out so they can break all world records for viewers. The sudden surge of bandwidth and electricity required causes every computer and television on the planet to explode, killing every nerd around the world and turning them into zombies.

The zombies eventually eat everyone because non nerds haven't played Left 4 Dead enough to know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse appropriately (find a closet and keep shoving everything) so everyone dies. Then the planet explodes due the awesomeness of the previous events. The last thing anyone ever sees is the hand of one of Boxer's marines giving the thumbs up sign while melting Terminator 2 style.

END RESULT: booya.vlc

(Z)EffOrt > (P)Bisu

(Z)EffOrt's balls have been so big lately they're going to bust through those soundproof booths, land on (P)Bisu's keyboard and type out ppp. (Z)EffOrt wins and struts off stage like the baller he is.

(T)sKyHigh < (P)BeSt

v0v

(Z)Kwanro > (Z)Hyuk

'because no thread on teamliquid.net involving CJ Entus is complete without 5 pages of Kwanrolled image macros.

(P)Movie < (T)fantasy

My e-boyfriend Railz has such a hard-on for (T)fantasy so ill never hear the end of it if (T)fantasy loses.

(Z)sAviOr <> (T)BoxeR

The TV stations bribe the two coaches to send these two players out so they can break all world records for viewers. The sudden surge of bandwidth and electricity required causes every computer and television on the planet to explode, killing every nerd around the world and turning them into zombies.

The zombies eventually eat everyone because non nerds haven't played Left 4 Dead enough to know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse appropriately (find a closet and keep shoving everything) so everyone dies. Then the planet explodes due the awesomeness of the previous events. The (T)Last thing anyone (P)Ever sees is the hand of one of (T)BoxeR's marines giving the thumbs up sign while melting Terminator 2 Style.

END RESULT: booya.vlc

On May 13 2009 09:20 Aurra wrote:
dont worry

to be realistic it prob wont even get to game 4~~~~ 3-0 cj bro

On May 13 2009 09:23 Aurra wrote:
skt1 more like shitty korean team #1

BOOYA

On May 13 2009 09:25 Aurra wrote:
im sure they'll care about your petty names while they're on stage bowing to the audience after their victory tonight

On May 13 2009 09:27 Aurra wrote:
and then effort will crush the entire team under the weight of his balls and eat them in their new pancake like form

On May 13 2009 09:04 Aurra wrote:
EffOrt > Bisu

EffOrt's balls have been so big lately they're going to bust through those soundproof booths, land on Bisu's keyboard and type out ppp. EffOrt wins and struts off stage like the baller he is.

sKyHigh < BeSt

v0v

Kwanro > Hyuk

'because no thread on teamliquid.net involving CJ Entus is complete without 5 pages of Kwanrolled image macros.

Movie < fantasy

My e-boyfriend Railz has such a hard-on for fantasy so ill never hear the end of it if fantasy loses.

sAviOr <> BoxeR

The TV stations bribe the two coaches to send these two players out so they can break all world records for viewers. The sudden surge of bandwidth and electricity required causes every computer and television on the planet to explode, killing every nerd around the world and turning them into zombies.

The zombies eventually eat everyone because non nerds haven't played Left 4 Dead enough to know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse appropriately (find a closet and keep shoving everything) so everyone dies. Then the planet explodes due the awesomeness of the previous events. The Last thing anyone Ever sees is the hand of one of BoxeR's marines giving the thumbs up sign while melting Terminator 2 style.

END RESULT: booya.vlc

On May 13 2009 09:34 Amarxist wrote:
i adjusted my profile to show my standing amongst these two teams. to further assert my standing i'm going to wish that every chair that skt1 has on their side is suffering from slight manufacturing defects making them wobble slightly as they lay restlessly in their chairs, knowing the forthcoming results.