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VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
May 03 2009 03:07 GMT
#1
Allthough it is, if I understand it correctly, an interesting offer.

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Dunno how often translations like this happens, but I found it a bit funny. They should really put Tasteless or somebody on translating those ads for them. :p
Mista
Profile Joined January 2009
Singapore1022 Posts
May 03 2009 03:09 GMT
#2
Lol. Reminds me of epic English signs in China and Japan.
Time for some Revolution !
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 03 2009 03:11 GMT
#3
"The actual product image can be different a little from the above image of it.."

wtf...
FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
May 03 2009 03:18 GMT
#4
As funny as this is, the signed mouse pad totally makes up for it. Though the way they phrase it makes it sound like you can by mouse pad like you buy cloth. $25 worth of high quality mouse pad!

I sense a Fierce Battle will be soon!
Veni, vidi, vici!
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
May 03 2009 03:33 GMT
#5
This is stupid, I know they have two very capable translators there why don't they use them?
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Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
May 03 2009 03:40 GMT
#6
This is soo funny. Can't believe i didn't notice it :O
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3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-03 03:45:23
May 03 2009 03:44 GMT
#7
"Please show the lots of your interests and supports until the winner of season3 will be decided."

reminds me of SAT sentence corrections lol

edit: Warning! Never try to speak in engrish for an extended period of time (2-4 days). You will start thinking in engrish, and it's kinda hard to get out of...for me at least lol.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 03 2009 03:45 GMT
#8
hahahaha
UNFUCK YOURSELF
epicdoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States489 Posts
May 03 2009 03:58 GMT
#9
looks like they straight up ran it through babelfish or something haha
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
May 03 2009 04:03 GMT
#10
Heh, that used to be my job but since I don't work there any more....
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AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
May 03 2009 04:07 GMT
#11
Geez those are pretty bad.

Got a good laugh out of me though, so it's okay :p
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
May 03 2009 04:12 GMT
#12
On May 03 2009 13:03 lilsusie wrote:
Heh, that used to be my job but since I don't work there any more....


what!!!???

no wonder it's gone to hell..
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 03 2009 04:31 GMT
#13
they really need to run these by tasteless or something lol
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 03 2009 05:15 GMT
#14
On May 03 2009 13:31 Mastermind wrote:
they really need to run these by tasteless or something lol

"melee storm"? Tasteless has a problem with phonetics as well sometimes lol
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AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
May 03 2009 05:19 GMT
#15
sounds a lot like jon747 o_O
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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
May 03 2009 05:26 GMT
#16
I miss susie on gom! I mean I like sdm and tasteless but susie's interviews and player facts were fun!
yes.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
May 03 2009 05:42 GMT
#17
I fully now, in the second seems to make you understand. I read through it all have to second guess. Its grammar, spelling, and clearly trying to say that the perfect interpreter, you can understand.
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ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 03 2009 07:44 GMT
#18
lmfao this is some crays hsit hahahaha
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errol1001
Profile Joined April 2008
454 Posts
May 04 2009 00:05 GMT
#19
On May 03 2009 14:15 mikeymoo wrote:
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On May 03 2009 13:31 Mastermind wrote:
they really need to run these by tasteless or something lol

"melee storm"? Tasteless has a problem with phonetics as well sometimes lol


I agree that one word is hilarious.. especially when you hear Daniel saying it correctly next to him, I was weirded out. Pretty funny, so I'm happy with it anyway.

But pronouncing things weirdly doesn't mean very much in the context of written english... but yeah it's bizarre that they wouldn't take advantage of either of them to do this. Especially strange when susie was already serving that role (so they obviously should know it's a good idea, know to get Daniel to do it maybe, etc).
errol1001
Profile Joined April 2008
454 Posts
May 04 2009 00:07 GMT
#20
On May 03 2009 14:26 DeathSpank wrote:
I miss susie on gom! I mean I like sdm and tasteless but susie's interviews and player facts were fun!


Well, fact is the interviews are just gone, at the moment.. Hopefully they'll return further into the tournament, in the round of 32? It would suck a bit to have Daniel ducking out for so long during the games to do them though.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
May 04 2009 00:31 GMT
#21
Season 1 engrish was better.
Something like "ATTENTION! The game beyond your imagination is about to be spread"

Yeah..to be spread
Eben
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States769 Posts
May 04 2009 04:24 GMT
#22
That does look like they put it through an online translator, pretty funny though.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 04 2009 04:27 GMT
#23
this are funnys
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
May 08 2009 19:32 GMT
#24
This makes me miss the catch phrases they would use at the mission screen right before the games. Man, those puns were wonderful (especially pre-susie).
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Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
May 08 2009 19:34 GMT
#25
This actually doesn't seem that bad to me. At least it's easy to understand what they're trying to say. I've seen plenty of Engrish/Konglish where, for the life of me, I just can't understand.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
May 08 2009 19:38 GMT
#26
Loyal fan of Starcraft to you too!

I wonder how many people have paid for the premium service. Giving out 20 signed mousepads seems like a large number with a good chance of winning...
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 08 2009 19:57 GMT
#27
Wow, this was on their official site?

First CJ and now GOM... English in Korea is
POGGERS
piskooooo
Profile Joined November 2008
United States351 Posts
May 08 2009 20:17 GMT
#28
I wish they did this for everyone, I would actually pay the $50 for it.

I need a new mousepad too, mine is 13 years old
<3 MKP
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-08 20:49:48
May 08 2009 20:48 GMT
#29
Haha it's like they babelfished it, I can't believe they get all these english announcers while whoever makes the newsposts on the site doesn't speak a word of it.
The.Crow
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
619 Posts
May 08 2009 21:02 GMT
#30
that was fun at least
Skeggaba
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1556 Posts
May 09 2009 12:00 GMT
#31
this is hillarious. and you cant really blame them for trying!
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