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Artosis vs Blizzard: Hunt for the Worst BW Map

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Falling
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Canada11388 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-01-30 03:24:40
January 29 2021 02:54 GMT
#1
Sorry if I'm blind, but I don't see any topic on this.
Has anyone been watching Artosis' series where he has his fans play on the terrible maps first released with the game while he commentates?

It's been a surprising entertaining set of games and recently culminated with some of our stalwarts in the foreign community playing a mini-tournament (TT1, G5, etc). Or in Artosis' words "great players playing on stupid maps." Not only are the games wonky, but you also get a some history and old school tips and tricks from old man Artosis. A trip down memory lane, filled with nostalgia for some. Or a brand new experience for those of us who only glanced at the old maps and skipped over to our downloaded map pack. I was highly entertained, perhaps you will too.

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I'm not sure how far back this goes- maybe the FFA on BGH was a precursor? But that's an actual map that people play regularly, so that doesn't really count.

I think the first true one was
Four Man FFAs on Blood Bath

After that, Artosis hops in to show chat how it's done

From there he starts going through many of the old maps, looking for the worst one for his fans to play FFA on.
Diablo the Worst Starcraft Map?

Next, they play Orbital Death with the most unfair spawns for FFA.

Then they are on to Hidden Shrine. I think by now killing Gemini first has become thing. (Gemini is a strong SC2 player but had the great misfortune of getting rushed / ganged up on for early eliminations. Then he was targeted for the memes.)


On to Plains of Snow '98. This one Artosis actually approved for the purposes of FFA.

The search for the worst map led him to Crazy Critters. Just finding space to place your building is a nightmare.

This was followed by Octopus and Dark Continent

Artosis joins again to play with his fans on Jungle Rumble.

Mid January the played Black Lotus and Tribes, the latter which gets some approval from Artosis.

Which brings us to this week:
Artosis hosted a FFA mini tournament.
Players: Father, Machine, Gypsy, TT1, G5Media, and Jaeyun.

The Rules:
First eliminated in the game is eliminated from the tournament. The winner of each game gets $10. The winner of the entire tournament gets $50.

Some map make their return from Artosis' early foray in searching for the worst BW map.

These are truly entertaining games:
Game 1: Crazy Critters
Game 2: Jeweled River
Game 3: Blood Bath
Game 4: Meltdown
Game 5: Crystallis


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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
January 29 2021 02:58 GMT
#2
I watched a couple of the FFAs, but not the tournament ones yet. Problem I found was that while some were a bit entertaining, others were pretty boring after the beginning because it felt like the players didn't have a clue on how to approach the map or Artosis managed to miss some key fights while getting hung up on random things. Granted, I enjoyed that a bit when Sayle did it, but there can only be one Sayle lol.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11388 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-01-29 03:02:19
January 29 2021 03:00 GMT
#3
I think you'll like the tournament because they actually know what they were doing (as much as one can with those crazy maps) and play them relatively fast. You are right, some of the ones get bogged down. But I think all of them are worth listening to at least the beginning as Artosis expresses his horror with the map design.
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 29 2021 03:15 GMT
#4
Where's our hero CharlieMurphy, the hero of BloodBath we don't deserve.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
January 29 2021 03:32 GMT
#5
He's in the blog zone !
Bad maps are underrated.
There are some real gems.
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MineraIs
Profile Joined September 2020
United States846 Posts
January 29 2021 06:01 GMT
#6
Doesn't Artosis also claim FS is a bad map?
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iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4379 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-01-29 07:37:37
January 29 2021 07:24 GMT
#7
I've seen it, actually Jungle Rumble is one of the better Blizzard maps although it could use some improvements of course.

For my personal worst maps I'd pick the 7 player map Continental Divide, very hastily made map with few features, barely any mineral nodes and too much bare ground.Also we played a game on the 6 player map in the Brood War directory called River of Light which had 5 mineral patches per starting base and the expos had 5 patches as well.The design of it isn't that bad for blizzard standards but the 5 patches only really makes for a bad game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
ox.tQ
Profile Joined November 2010
797 Posts
January 29 2021 07:49 GMT
#8
Fun series! Arty wasn't a fan of FFAs back in the x17 days. Glad that's changed.

Shout out to the 12-year strong No Hunters Free For All community <3

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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11388 Posts
January 29 2021 08:53 GMT
#9
On January 29 2021 15:01 MineraIs wrote:
Doesn't Artosis also claim FS is a bad map?

During the series he was suggesting that pro-gamers usually want boring maps because they are predictable, but he was finding even though Blizzard poorly designed these maps, they did produce very entertaining games. I think FS fits his definition of a boring map.
Moderator"In Trump We Trust," says the Golden Goat of Mars Lago. Have faith and believe! Trump moves in mysterious ways. Like the wind he blows where he pleases...
MeSaber
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden1235 Posts
January 29 2021 09:49 GMT
#10
Machine is such a machine.
-.-
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
January 29 2021 10:17 GMT
#11
Still waiting for Artosis beating LotV campaign as promised in one of the earlier FFAs.
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1774 Posts
January 29 2021 13:06 GMT
#12
On January 29 2021 15:01 MineraIs wrote:
Doesn't Artosis also claim FS is a bad map?


Artosis claims a lot of things.
LML
Timebon3s
Profile Joined May 2018
Norway763 Posts
January 29 2021 13:14 GMT
#13
Love everything with Artosis.
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TehRei
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden261 Posts
January 29 2021 13:22 GMT
#14
The FFA tournament is absolute gold! Sincerely hope Artosis does more stuff like this in the future. Had a blast watching through them all. Major nostalgia bomb as well. I played FFAs on many of those maps at lans back in '05-06; seeing actual decent players tackle them some 15 years later is both bizarre and immensely entertaining
Freakling
Profile Joined October 2012
Germany1529 Posts
January 29 2021 14:48 GMT
#15
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-01-29 23:38:07
January 29 2021 23:27 GMT
#16
Bloody Map = Blood Bath. And everyone played terribly on it. Artosis commentary was very novice about the map as well. Very disappointed. I wanna be on the next FFA of that. Also, the blizzard version is imbalanced gotta use my version.

PS- A great FFA map is actually micro hunters jail (whatever its called). Its not a blizzard map but its very fun and entertaining. 8 player 64x64

Would anyone be interested in playing in a similar thing artosis is doing for maps that I pick and commentate on? I guess I would be willing to offer incentives and a similar loser is out for next map until 1v1 style tournament? Start with 8 players, offer winner of each match 5$ and overall winner gets main prize of 40$ or whatever? Any map suggestions ?

Im thinking small divide/space madness for the 1v1 , blood bath for 4, predators for the 5, micro hunters for 8.
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ox.tQ
Profile Joined November 2010
797 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-01-29 23:57:32
January 29 2021 23:53 GMT
#17
On January 30 2021 08:27 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Bloody Map = Blood Bath. And everyone played terribly on it. Artosis commentary was very novice about the map as well. Very disappointed. I wanna be on the next FFA of that. Also, the blizzard version is imbalanced gotta use my version.

PS- A great FFA map is actually micro hunters jail (whatever its called). Its not a blizzard map but its very fun and entertaining. 8 player 64x64

Would anyone be interested in playing in a similar thing artosis is doing for maps that I pick and commentate on? I guess I would be willing to offer incentives and a similar loser is out for next map until 1v1 style tournament? Start with 8 players, offer winner of each match 5$ and overall winner gets main prize of 40$ or whatever? Any map suggestions ?

Im thinking small divide/space madness for the 1v1 , blood bath for 4, predators for the 5, micro hunters for 8.



You may find a lot of interested players from the following discord:

NHFFA (No Hunters Free For All) - A casual community built around playing large FFA style games on community or blizzard made maps or other for fun BroodWar games! Join the NHFFA discord here

As for a source for FFA maps, BroodWarMaps.Net may be of interest as well. The website has been a staple of SC map makers for many years, including ASL/Ladder mappers. Excalibur, who has been making FFA maps for nearly two decades (especially for the NHFFA community), has created and uploaded over 100 FFA maps on that site (they are usually very large maps), but there are many more available on that site if you are interested.

Big shout out to GrethSC for casting and uploading many videos of FFAs for the NHFFA community.
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 30 2021 00:24 GMT
#18
Charlie! 🙌
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4379 Posts
January 30 2021 00:31 GMT
#19
On January 30 2021 08:53 ox.tQ wrote:

As for a source for FFA maps, BroodWarMaps.Net may be of interest as well. The website has been a staple of SC map makers for many years, including ASL/Ladder mappers. Excalibur, who has been making FFA maps for nearly two decades (especially for the NHFFA community), has created and uploaded over 100 FFA maps on that site (they are usually very large maps), but there are many more available on that site if you are interested.

Big shout out to GrethSC for casting and uploading many videos of FFAs for the NHFFA community.

Use this link for the NHFFA map pack, I uploaded this latest archive a week ago.Should be around 150 maps?

https://gofile.io/d/vCejoq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11388 Posts
January 30 2021 03:27 GMT
#20
On January 30 2021 08:27 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Bloody Map = Blood Bath. And everyone played terribly on it. Artosis commentary was very novice about the map as well. Very disappointed. I wanna be on the next FFA of that. Also, the blizzard version is imbalanced gotta use my version.

Whoops. My bad. I was following Artosis' naming convention, but I should've known better. Blood Bath (and Crystallis) is one of the few original maps I've actually played on.
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T45
Profile Joined April 2020
Germany16 Posts
January 30 2021 13:02 GMT
#21
Why is Blood Bath even in this? I like Blood Bath, although New Blood Bath has better balance.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45228 Posts
January 30 2021 15:51 GMT
#22
Yeah I've been watching a lot of Artosis's games and YouTube uploads, including this series. It was really fun to watch, between seeing the players' strategies and listening to Artosis commentate / make fun of the absurdity of it all
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Akio
Profile Blog Joined January 2019
Finland1838 Posts
January 30 2021 16:25 GMT
#23
I've really enjoyed Arty's bad map streams. I don't know enough of the old maps to say what is the worst but a lot of these seemed to be purposefully terrible/joke maps, like Crystallis and Crazy Critters. My personal pick from the ones played in this tourney is Jeweled River. God it's so terrible
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VGhost
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3616 Posts
January 30 2021 19:00 GMT
#24
I haven't actually played BW in so long... making me want to fire it back up.
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TT1
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada10012 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-01-30 20:46:05
January 30 2021 20:02 GMT
#25
Ya this was really fun to play, it would honestly be nice if we had more modern FFA focused maps. They could still be wonky and all but a bit of symmetry/polish would be nice..

Hoping to see more team/mass player focused stuff on ShieldBattery when it gets released :-]. It's a great way to bring the community closer together o.,o, BW still has a ton of potential.
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
January 30 2021 22:26 GMT
#26
On January 30 2021 09:24 thedeadhaji wrote:
Charlie! 🙌

sup my man
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
January 30 2021 22:27 GMT
#27
On January 31 2021 05:02 TT1 wrote:
Ya this was really fun to play, it would honestly be nice if we had more modern FFA focused maps. They could still be wonky and all but a bit of symmetry/polish would be nice..

Hoping to see more team/mass player focused stuff on ShieldBattery when it gets released :-]. It's a great way to bring the community closer together o.,o, BW still has a ton of potential.

What is shield battery?
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TT1
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada10012 Posts
January 30 2021 22:56 GMT
#28
On January 31 2021 07:27 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2021 05:02 TT1 wrote:
Ya this was really fun to play, it would honestly be nice if we had more modern FFA focused maps. They could still be wonky and all but a bit of symmetry/polish would be nice..

Hoping to see more team/mass player focused stuff on ShieldBattery when it gets released :-]. It's a great way to bring the community closer together o.,o, BW still has a ton of potential.

What is shield battery?


https://tl.net/forum/brood-war/508993-shieldbattery-bw-revitalized-for-modern-mortals
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LUCKY_NOOB
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Bulgaria1513 Posts
January 31 2021 14:41 GMT
#29
On January 29 2021 16:49 ox.tQ wrote:
Fun series! Arty wasn't a fan of FFAs back in the x17 days. Glad that's changed.

Shout out to the 12-year strong No Hunters Free For All community <3



<3 <3 <3 MUCH LOVE!

Keep up the great work.

I am happy to see different game modes being explored.

I believe any game mode can be made competitive if you try hard enough.

Also a nice break from the normal 1v1...

Hope we can influence Korea in that manner too.

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zyce
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States649 Posts
February 03 2021 20:46 GMT
#30
This is the greatest series ever. I could watch hours of someone analyzing bad maps from the early ladder days, or the ones that snuck into leagues that were just garbage, or literally would blind people, etc. So many bads maps. So many ridiculously-placed siege drop location. Ramps going the wrong way. I love it.
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oshibori_probe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2934 Posts
February 04 2021 01:05 GMT
#31
What about 815? That would make an interesting/godawful FFA.
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Snakestyle11
Profile Joined December 2018
191 Posts
February 04 2021 04:11 GMT
#32
This is so funny because I remember playing all these maps when internet was out back in the day. There truly is some treasures that makes you wonder what the creators were thinking lol. They really never envisioned starcraft would become the way it has.
ne4aJIb
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Russian Federation3209 Posts
February 04 2021 08:46 GMT
#33
I hope Artosis plays this really huge map 4 x 4 or free for all, forgot the name, with 4 bases on the left, 4 bases on the right. I had so much fun playing there with a friend.
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