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Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 21 2007 01:51 GMT
#41
On January 21 2007 10:08 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Wait, is the winner going to be the one that most cleverly integrates the names in there, or one that actually tries to use the names in a real story about progamers, with progamer personalities, etc.?

AKA, are you looking for:

"I REACHed for my BOXER shorts."

or

"July's stomach rumbled. How long was it since he had a donut?"


first option. just using as many progamer names as possible in a story about progamers is easier than winning vs me in starcraft. there is no challenge in that.

cow, nice entry. but "WTF?"
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11585 Posts
January 21 2007 01:55 GMT
#42
wtf? I thought it was option 2... I have written 4 pages on word so far about it.. omfg...... >.<

I'll post it on Brood War section then when i'm done...
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
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Profile Joined June 2005
Ivory Coast856 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-21 03:33:17
January 21 2007 03:32 GMT
#43
+ Show Spoiler +


It was july the 1st, 2003. And this tiny little boy who tried to reach this girl he couldnt reach.

-Look this candy that i have made fOru. The bOy said.
-whats-..-... I dont eat candy... I dont want to be fat. TheGirl said.

The boy got SoO sad. This was however just a onepagememory out of his life.


oh well. i hope that one works tried to not use many of the clichées

wow it was horribly bad... oh well will do for now
Diiiscoo-oh, thats where the happy people go!
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 21 2007 05:17 GMT
#44
nice one, try to make it some longer. they are actually pretty funny, all of them
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-21 05:49:25
January 21 2007 05:47 GMT
#45
+ Show Spoiler +
Pusan was my homecity but i lived in canata,feelingthat i was called intotherainbow, where I met different things such as Zeus on a Cloud TossGirl and a Zergman. (wthheck, i thought zergs were inhuman!) I granted for one wish, but I was allowed only a Light one. Since my birthday is on
Julyzerg, the season was alreadyAutumn. I decided to want to learn how to nal_Ra (or fly). As I was now about to fly away from the mysterious rainbow, the Greek god told me to Stay[HyO]. Since I was a rich man, I decided that anytime goig back to the world would be fine. I met a Boxer and we would rumble every saturday night. Little to know, that he was Hercules! On the final night of boxing, If i wanted to win the Kingdom, I had to go for everything I had. So, I Reached for a Goodfriend of mine to help me fight him. It was illegal, but it seemed that Hercules's muscles were as bad as Kim Jung Il's bombs. There was much practice to be done and I felt ready. In the Yellow ring, everything seemed to be sync. Fans were holding their hands that had ooV amd booing me. right before the fighting ring, I saw the great Midas sitting on his throne! I had to make a good impression, so right when the bell ringed, me and my friend ran and go_rushed Hercules while he was still posing for cameras.My friend also brought with him a Rock that seemed big. However, it was nothing to Hercules as he just flicked it. Then, the fighting arena was on a great sea.
My goodfriend and I were able to pown him and win the contest, with great Calm. The great Zeus and Midas said, this is forU and I came back to Canata and back to the bc bang and gamed for the rest of my life[b]
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-21 05:52:00
January 21 2007 05:51 GMT
#46

+ Show Spoiler +

*one Sunny day in Quebec, Canata this boy, Hun-HUn fell out of a CcoMa and wanted to play in the park*

when his friends saw him play. they said "Hiya[Fou] (fool?) where yah been?

*being the strange one he was he did not want to tell his friends he's been in a CcoMa so he decided to tell them that he went to the hospital because he was very Hoony and in the process of choking the chicken he TeraTo which got his mom worried sOo she called 911 and he was gGon*

*after hearing such an idiotic story the friends started to interogate this young boy*

one of the boys began to reach his hands out and grabbed the boys face
he then yelled out "dont be a Jju tell the truth!"

*scared out of his wits the Boy ran InToTheRainBow only to find the sun god Ra at the other side, his friends began to laugh as Light hit his face, yes it was Comedy *

"Fuck you all" said HUn-Hun as TheWInd blew on his face turning it Yellow, yes he was turning into a monster, you could sea.pure magma erupting on his face

*scared of this scene his friends begin to plead for forgiveness when the noticed his pants were unzipped*

"GoZip up your pants" said the boys inSync

*hearing this HUn-Hun was ferious.. the Iris of his eye thickened, he Assemled his new powers and in a swift snap of his fingers said "GGMAN

yeah this is ehhh weird game im bored

oh yeah and ninjas came



troi oi thang map nai!!!
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 21 2007 05:55 GMT
#47
haha hilarious, this thing starts rolling.

keep 'em coming!
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
January 21 2007 09:17 GMT
#48
3 years ago i did a paragraph in my bnet profile with this same concept
I put the fu in fun
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
January 21 2007 10:49 GMT
#49
On January 21 2007 18:17 comabreaded wrote:
3 years ago i did a paragraph in my bnet profile with this same concept


too bad that was 3 years ago
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-21 11:47:49
January 21 2007 11:44 GMT
#50
On January 21 2007 10:44 vGl-CoW wrote:
okay i have some time to waste so i'll try to bring some decent content into this malnourished thread

first spoiler is the story as it is because it looks kinda gay with the bolded parts

second spoiler has the bolded parts for reference

third spoiler is WTF

it's a pretty bad story haha, has to be sort of forced to squeeze progamer names in there so i just kinda did whatever

here we here we here we go

+ Show Spoiler +
Boxers Rock

On January 21 2007 14:47 il0seonpurpose wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Reach fOru TosSgirL


On January 21 2007 14:51 OhThatDang wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +
July Rumbled


Damn you guys. You all owned me. Nice stories! =D
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 21 2007 23:41 GMT
#51
my bumps my bumps my lovely lady bumps
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 23 2007 08:29 GMT
#52
On January 22 2007 08:41 vGl-CoW wrote:
my bumps my bumps my lovely lady bumps


yeap damn right, bumping to the rescue.

i won't let this die, not now, not here.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
exihea
Profile Joined November 2006
United States413 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-23 15:35:01
January 23 2007 15:34 GMT
#53
come on, don't be childish
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 23 2007 19:45 GMT
#54
On January 24 2007 00:34 exihea wrote:
come on, don't be childish


do you use only one finger when jacking off?

come on, try a little harder.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
January 23 2007 20:04 GMT
#55
most pro nicks are non-sense,you have a bad idea, you will never get your $50 sent, so be happy
love is a big illusion
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
January 23 2007 20:09 GMT
#56
Yeah, because nicknames like sea, reach, much, boxer aren't part of the english vocabulary.
Graphics
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 23 2007 20:12 GMT
#57
On January 24 2007 05:04 ffaakkoovv wrote:
most pro nicks are non-sense,you have a bad idea, you will never get your $50 sent, so be happy


most of your posts are non-contributing, you have some bad attitude, you will never win these 50$, so get the fuck out.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
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