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On January 21 2007 10:08 GrandInquisitor wrote: Wait, is the winner going to be the one that most cleverly integrates the names in there, or one that actually tries to use the names in a real story about progamers, with progamer personalities, etc.?
AKA, are you looking for:
"I REACHed for my BOXER shorts."
or
"July's stomach rumbled. How long was it since he had a donut?"
first option. just using as many progamer names as possible in a story about progamers is easier than winning vs me in starcraft. there is no challenge in that.
cow, nice entry. but "WTF?"
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Korea (South)11568 Posts
wtf? I thought it was option 2... I have written 4 pages on word so far about it.. omfg...... >.<
I'll post it on Brood War section then when i'm done...
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+ Show Spoiler +
It was july the 1st, 2003. And this tiny little boy who tried to reach this girl he couldnt reach.
-Look this candy that i have made fOru. The bOy said. -whats-..-... I dont eat candy... I dont want to be fat. TheGirl said.
The boy got SoO sad. This was however just a onepagememory out of his life.
oh well. i hope that one works tried to not use many of the clichées
wow it was horribly bad... oh well will do for now
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nice one, try to make it some longer. they are actually pretty funny, all of them
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+ Show Spoiler +Pusan was my homecity but i lived in canata,feelingthat i was called intotherainbow, where I met different things such as Zeus on a Cloud TossGirl and a Zergman. (wthheck, i thought zergs were inhuman!) I granted for one wish, but I was allowed only a Light one. Since my birthday is on Julyzerg, the season was alreadyAutumn. I decided to want to learn how to nal_Ra (or fly). As I was now about to fly away from the mysterious rainbow, the Greek god told me to Stay[HyO]. Since I was a rich man, I decided that anytime goig back to the world would be fine. I met a Boxer and we would rumble every saturday night. Little to know, that he was Hercules! On the final night of boxing, If i wanted to win the Kingdom, I had to go for everything I had. So, I Reached for a Goodfriend of mine to help me fight him. It was illegal, but it seemed that Hercules's muscles were as bad as Kim Jung Il's bombs. There was much practice to be done and I felt ready. In the Yellow ring, everything seemed to be sync. Fans were holding their hands that had ooV amd booing me. right before the fighting ring, I saw the great Midas sitting on his throne! I had to make a good impression, so right when the bell ringed, me and my friend ran and go_rushed Hercules while he was still posing for cameras.My friend also brought with him a Rock that seemed big. However, it was nothing to Hercules as he just flicked it. Then, the fighting arena was on a great sea. My goodfriend and I were able to pown him and win the contest, with great Calm. The great Zeus and Midas said, this is forU and I came back to Canata and back to the bc bang and gamed for the rest of my life[b]
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+ Show Spoiler +*one Sunny day in Quebec, Canata this boy, Hun-HUn fell out of a CcoMa and wanted to play in the park* when his friends saw him play. they said " Hiya[Fou] (fool?) where yah been? *being the strange one he was he did not want to tell his friends he's been in a CcoMa so he decided to tell them that he went to the hospital because he was very Hoony and in the process of choking the chicken he TeraTo which got his mom worried sOo she called 911 and he was gGon* *after hearing such an idiotic story the friends started to interogate this young boy* one of the boys began to reach his hands out and grabbed the boys face he then yelled out "dont be a Jju tell the truth!" *scared out of his wits the Boy ran InToTheRainBow only to find the sun god Ra at the other side, his friends began to laugh as Light hit his face, yes it was Comedy * "Fuck you all" said HUn-Hun as TheWInd blew on his face turning it Yellow, yes he was turning into a monster, you could sea.pure magma erupting on his face *scared of this scene his friends begin to plead for forgiveness when the noticed his pants were unzipped* " GoZip up your pants" said the boys in Sync*hearing this HUn-Hun was ferious.. the Iris of his eye thickened, he Assemled his new powers and in a swift snap of his fingers said " GGMANyeah this is ehhh weird game im bored oh yeah and ninjas came
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haha hilarious, this thing starts rolling.
keep 'em coming!
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3 years ago i did a paragraph in my bnet profile with this same concept
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On January 21 2007 18:17 comabreaded wrote: 3 years ago i did a paragraph in my bnet profile with this same concept
too bad that was 3 years ago
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On January 21 2007 10:44 vGl-CoW wrote:okay i have some time to waste so i'll try to bring some decent content into this malnourished thread first spoiler is the story as it is because it looks kinda gay with the bolded parts second spoiler has the bolded parts for reference third spoiler is WTF it's a pretty bad story haha, has to be sort of forced to squeeze progamer names in there so i just kinda did whatever here we here we here we go + Show Spoiler +
Damn you guys. You all owned me. Nice stories! =D
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Belgium8305 Posts
my bumps my bumps my lovely lady bumps
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On January 22 2007 08:41 vGl-CoW wrote: my bumps my bumps my lovely lady bumps
yeap damn right, bumping to the rescue.
i won't let this die, not now, not here.
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come on, don't be childish
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On January 24 2007 00:34 exihea wrote: come on, don't be childish
do you use only one finger when jacking off?
come on, try a little harder.
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most pro nicks are non-sense,you have a bad idea, you will never get your $50 sent, so be happy
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Belgium6755 Posts
Yeah, because nicknames like sea, reach, much, boxer aren't part of the english vocabulary.
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On January 24 2007 05:04 ffaakkoovv wrote: most pro nicks are non-sense,you have a bad idea, you will never get your $50 sent, so be happy
most of your posts are non-contributing, you have some bad attitude, you will never win these 50$, so get the fuck out.
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