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On December 09 2008 19:38 Zero_Cool wrote:
tasteless and lilsusie being silly is why I started playing SC :3
Tasteless's comments are what got me into SC again as well, the BWWI over a year ago made me see the light and play this game again.  Without it I wouldn't have bothered to find TL or follow pro-gaming. And lilsusie really is a nice addition, extra info, interviews, translations and this way there are no more small gaps in the cast. <3
Btw tx Delerium, although I've seen every single game I easily forget these small gems even though they make me rofl while watching. :D
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GUEST APPEARANCE IN THIS THREAD:
"ya, indeed"
+ Show Spoiler +sorry i just saw the Liquibition matches and i had to post it somewhere^^
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Tempest vs free g1...
I don't even need to say anything. Just click and watch the first 30 seconds, you will fall out of your chair laughing: http://www.gomtv.net/videos/511
(Referring to SlayerS_`BoxeR`: )
"If you're not familiar with him, you should probably slap yourself in the face..."
(Referring to Tempest walking out into fog machine and lights: )
"He's so hot there is literally steam emitting from his body. What a baller."
(Referring to Tempest: )
"He already knocked out Jaedong, I mean -- I'm sure he drank a lot of Soju after that happened -- if he knocks out Pretty it's just another notch under the belt." -N
"That would be a .. huge.. notch.. under his.. belt." -S (she seems to realize while speaking that the idiom Nick used is actually supposed to be "a notch in one's belt")
"A huge notch! He might need to get a new belt after that!" -N
It's worth adding, at this point, that the lead-in flavor text for the match-up is: "When TemPest is present, things may not stay Pretty." har de har har.
"Pretty in the green. Or teal. Depending on whether or not you use the Crayola colors." -N
"*scoffing* Teal. It's mint-green. I'm telling you." -S
"I'm- I'm manly, so I normally just say green or something. ..... Did you know Crayola actually invents colors, all the time? But we're not gonna do that here. Even though it would be a nice Christmas color, I mean, he is teal. Halloween is already passed so the orange Protoss might be in trouble." -N
A great one-liner during some mirror harassment:
"OH! But hold that thought again! I'm just holding thoughts all over the place!"
And another:
"Wow. Two in one-- splash damage-- *phew!*" -S (obviously getting a little turned on by Reaver usage  )
"Two nerds with one scarab." -N
[Side note: ROFL, Susie's voice quavers when she follows that up with "Now he's got three shuttles heading out!" as if it's hard for her to keep her cool while watching shuttle/reaver harass :D]
"*ominously* The shadow man's back." -Susie
"The shadow man's back... the Ghost of Boxer's returned to haunt Susie's side of the table." -Nick
"Oh dear." -Susie
Bonuses from the comments section: Some are actually Tasteless/Susie quotes that I didn't catch on my first go-round! Click below to read:
+ Show Spoiler [Click for more!] +Ray Tr@cer writes:
"I can't hear what tasteless is saying, all I hear are those red things coming off his head!"
bob writes:
"who will win in PvP?
It's a 'toss-up."
and 'nal keke' caught these for me:
"lol@ susie: he is no longer protecting our country. tasteless: we might be invaded by north korea soon
and susie: where is tempest. tasteless: i think he is going to storm drop us."
(b1iss adds: Tasteless is now known as the "Reindeer Toss")
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LOL I KNOWWWWWW
Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing.
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Spenguin
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On December 22 2008 18:47 Comeh wrote:
LOL I KNOWWWWWW
Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing.
L O L I KNOW
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On December 22 2008 19:22 Spenguin wrote:Show nested quote +On December 22 2008 18:47 Comeh wrote:
LOL I KNOWWWWWW
Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing. L O L I KNOW
L O L I KNOW!
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On December 22 2008 19:25 Lobbo wrote:Show nested quote +On December 22 2008 19:22 Spenguin wrote:On December 22 2008 18:47 Comeh wrote:
LOL I KNOWWWWWW
Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing. L O L I KNOW L O L I KNOW!
L O L I KNOW!!
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tasteless u picked on susie too much in this broadcast
you should watch ur back, girl susie holds grudge forever
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^ ok, I don't know what that was about, but here I am after sleeping with more quotes.
Tempest vs free g2
Discussing fans sitting on the same side as their favorite player's booth...
"That's actually true at all Korean tournaments, they all show up and sit on one side, uh, the side of the player that they're on. Unless you're me, I usually get really drunk and go to the other side and try to start fist-fights, but I mean that's just how I roll." <-rofl
I'll explain this next one, but you should really watch the VOD and watch this particular one, because it's much funnier if you see it (VOD here: http://www.gomtv.net/videos/512 ) In the early minutes of the game, two dragoons meet and begin attacking each other, but the timing of their attacks is such that it looks like there's one energy ball flying back and forth between them.
Susie comments...
"It's like they're playing tennis!" -S
"Yeah... except *dramatic* they're trying to kill each other!" -N
"The Volley of Death! " -S
I actually recommend this game, so watch it before you read this quote (it will also make the quote make more sense)
+ Show Spoiler [Click for winner's reaction] +As Pretty shakes his head,
"Pretty's like, 'Who does this nerd think he is? I'm Pretty... shit. I'm so good.'" -Tasteless
WTF? There's a "LOL I KNOW!" in the comments section. What the hell inside joke am I missing?
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he says LOL i know somewhere around the second game of mind vs kal in a really funny voice
im trying to find it but i forgot where exactly
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On December 22 2008 23:25 whatusername wrote:
he says LOL i know somewhere around the second game of mind vs kal in a really funny voice
im trying to find it but i forgot where exactly
L O L I KNOW!
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On December 22 2008 23:25 whatusername wrote:
he says LOL i know somewhere around the second game of mind vs kal in a really funny voice
im trying to find it but i forgot where exactly
L O L I KNOW!
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On December 22 2008 23:05 Delerium wrote:
WTF? There's a "LOL I KNOW!" in the comments section. What the hell inside joke am I missing?
L O L HE DOESN'T KNOW
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Tempest vs free g3...
"You can tell it's Tempest's shuttle because it has a pair of balls hanging from it, flapping in the wind because it has the speed upgrade." ~Tasteless
"That's the dragoon AI for you. Dragoons are not smart. They did not grow up to be doctors and lawyers... and Starcraft shoutcasters. *laughs at own joke*" ~Tasteless
"I see what you did there." ~Susie
"I can't believe I have antlers on and I'm screaming like a lunatic right now..." -Nick
(if you don't understand this quote, you didn't follow my directions earlier on this page)
(Discussing the next set...)
"You know what his [Mind's] nickname is?" -Susie
"What? Actually I don't know what his nickname is.." -Nick
"'The Poison Snake Terran'." -Susie
"'The Poisonous Snake Terran'!? Oh my god!! Open up your Christmas box and there's a poisonous snake inside it's Mind... bites you in the face..."
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Mind vs Kal g1
(After their Christmas attire costume swap...)
"...Will you stop playing with that hat?!" -Susie
"No, I like it, it's like I have long hair now, I can pretend I'm a girl." -Nick
"With a little reindeer-bear on your head!?" -Susie
"Yeah, there's a little bear, there's a little Panda Bear Guy." -Nick
"It's Panda Bear Guy's friend the.. Santa.. Bear Guy." -Susie
(Talking about Kal being tall)
Nick: "He is, though, seriously--he's really tall. And YOU are actually very short, so that must have been a very tough interview. I'm sorry, it's true-- you want to know how short Susie is? I am sitting in a chair very low to the ground, and she is standing on a stool!"
Susie: *protesting and laughing* "Don't tell anyone that!" *to the camera* "I'm actuwy an elf!"
As Kal thoughtlessly walks between them and the camera...
"...and he has a very good sense he's not doing the wrong strategies-- Kal just walked in front of our camera." -N
"Was that Kal?" -S
"That was Kal!" -N
"Maybe he has to.. go to the bathroom or something." -S
"Maybe. Sometimes you gotta go.. it's a Protoss versus Terran, it could be a very long time.. We don't let the players wear diapers!"
"*deadpan* We got rid of that last season. We had a big issue with that." -S
"Yeah, last season, yeah! Disqualification, players would hide the replays in the diapers, they would get leaked, it was.. ffff.." -N
in unison: "..It was bad!"
"Unless they wore Huggies, then they could not be leaked." -N
*Susie can no longer keep a straight face*
"Wah wah wowwwhhh!" -Nick
One-liner, referring to Tasteless:
"An evil John Travolta." ~Susie
^ lol, I never noticed the resemblance before she said it
Game lead-in: "If he puts his Mind to it, perhaps he can defeat Goojila." har har.
(Trying to be creative about the Korean meaning of Kal's name...)
"GooJiLa may have just fell on his knife..... ahh, whatever." -Nick
*Susie laughs at him*
(Holding part of the santa hat down over one of his eyes..)
"Look, look, I'm really emo because the Protoss lost. Get it? Get it? Ahh I should wear silly hats all the time when I cast." -Nick
".....Woowww okayyyy." -Susie
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On December 22 2008 19:25 Lobbo wrote:Show nested quote +On December 22 2008 19:22 Spenguin wrote:On December 22 2008 18:47 Comeh wrote:
LOL I KNOWWWWWW
Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing. L O L I KNOW L O L I KNOW!
LOL I KNOW
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(A Carrier barely escapes being taken out by Goliaths.)
"What? He lives? There's going to be a human interest story on that Carrier!"
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pepe vs Jangbi g1
intro:
Nick: "His nickname is Super Daniel Man, but really he should be called Super Baller Man!"
Daniel Lee: "Thank you so much, Nick, for that introduction" *hands him money*
Nick: "Oh, no problem" *stuffs money down shirt collar*
(talking about casting while hunched over the monitor)
"I have 'nerd-back' bad, I need to see a chiropractor" ~Tasteless
(interrupting himself)
"...I forgot to take that won I stuffed down my shirt, I was wondering what that thing tickling my chest was" -Nick
(surprise comedy!)
Daniel Lee: "Now Pepe will be able to make a rush on the map by tomorrow, and by that time, Jangbi can have like ten expansions, eat a hamburger and have seconds, and he can just very comfortably-- he doesn't need to push concentration right now"
Nick: "That is a profound metaphor."
"The Dark Horse is going to be turning to glue if he doesn't win this next game up here.." ~Tasteless
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pepe vs Jangbi g2
"OH! Your life was in vain, Zealot!" -N
(referring to Jangbi's shuttle harass phase)
Daniel Lee: "He is relying on his own readiness, not relying .. on the opponent.. not.. approaching him. Wasn't that profound, Nick?"
Nick: "You just blew my mind."
Daniel Lee: That was Sun-Tzu, by the way."
Nick: "I just had a brain orgasm there."
Daniel Lee: "Time for him to get a hamburger."
Nick: "It's hamburger time!"
Daniel Lee: "Super-size it!"
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Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ?
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