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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
 Personal picks 1) JulyZerg's Mutalisks attack Legondary's templars Tasteless: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!...oh wait there are arcons there" 2)Tasteless: "He once ripped a nerd's heart out and ate it; just for asking what race he played" (forgot which match) 3) Tasteless: "OH!!!...AHHH...EHHH!!!.....Oh my god im going to have an aneurysm!!!!!" | ||
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ShcShc
Canada912 Posts
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SCNewb
Canada2210 Posts
"I don't know where the hell midas is getting all his units.......haha" "OMG I can't believe I missed that"(first recall of draco) "sorry......lost control of my mouse" the list goes on and on......gotta love Tasteless  | ||
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Kacas
Brazil3143 Posts
loooooool | ||
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StreaK
Canada580 Posts
Mondragon match was talking about Mondragon. | ||
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Endurance
United States119 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
now also shoutcast what can this man not do?? | ||
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SteelString
446 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
My favorite quote however is definitely from the draco vs. midas match: "It looks like Draco has probably practiced this strategy...and OH MY GOD YES HE HAS cus theres two dts coming over here right now. And there gonna be-this is like a bad dream right now for terran, I am not even kidding."' | ||
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Musli
Poland5130 Posts
many people on NetWars requests it ;-) | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:23 Musli wrote: can you give links to vods with Tastaless commentary ? many people on NetWars requests it ;-) http://www.ggl.com/wcgtv_finals.php you'll see the SC tab there....the link is also on the front page of TL | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:21 SteelString wrote: "This... this tank.. it's the fucking saddest day of its life, right now. That's... that's horrible." What match is this from? The first oov match? | ||
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new_construct
Canada1041 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:00 Kennigit wrote: 3) Tasteless: "OH!!!...AHHH...EHHH!!!.....Oh my god im going to have an aneurysm because this game, its so, so GOOD!" LOL! i actua;lly laughed when he said it because it's such a vague sentence | ||
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
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Ronin
Canada92 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:21 SteelString wrote: "This... this tank.. it's the fucking saddest day of its life, right now. That's... that's horrible." Could someone explain this quote for those of us who don't have the internet connectivity necessary to watch video/shoutcasts? | ||
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SteelString
446 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:27 fusionsdf wrote: [removed quote within quote] What match is this from? The first oov match? Nero vs Evade game 1, and to the above poster, it was when Nero simply walked over Evade's units somewhere near the middle of the game. Watch it! | ||
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TopGear
United Kingdom796 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:42 SteelString wrote: [removed quote within quote] Nero vs Evade game 1, and to the above poster, it was when Nero simply walked over Evade's units somewhere near the middle of the game. Watch it! Where did you hit the nero vs evade vod? I cant see it on ggl | ||
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new_construct
Canada1041 Posts
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miNi
Korea (South)2010 Posts
oov vs lamer | ||
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nothingbutzerg
Greece626 Posts
"Noooooooooooo,Noooooooooooooooooooo dont do that ,Nooooooooooo,ahh ok he has an obs he can see the mines".ahahahahahahahaha | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
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loafmaster
United States203 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
There's 4 VODs up on GGL. They're all on the main stage. I've seen two other videos that were given by TL.net'ers of Tasteless commentating games that aren't on the main stage. How many videos like that are there? Is there any website hosting those or have people just recorded those themselves? | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
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pachi
Melbourne5338 Posts
On October 21 2006 17:11 loafmaster wrote: there was one game where he started talking about reavers dying and going to "reaver heaven." dont know exactly how it went but it was so random and funny. oov vs white-ra on gaia, i think | ||
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
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SteelString
446 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:48 fusionsdf wrote: [removed quote within quote] Where did you hit the nero vs evade vod? I cant see it on ggl ..I'd be able to give you a concise explanation of where to find it, but ggl won't load for me right now =[ Will tell you later ^^ | ||
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NoName
United States1558 Posts
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
But yeah my favorite quote has to be the one with the hard nipples. YOU RULE TASTELESS! | ||
thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
" stuff you've said <3 | ||
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
On October 21 2006 17:27 Sfydjklm wrote: http://www.worldcybergames.com/5th/TV/TV_sub.asp Well that just burns my biscuits! I can't watch these for some reason, though I can watch the ones from 2k4 and 2k5! God damnit I'm watching the 2k5 ones and I'm getting pretty pissed off with god damn wacksteven VYING FOR CONTROL of the shoutcast against somebody who actually plays starcraft -_-''~ | ||
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On October 21 2006 18:48 XDawn wrote: "They are depleted here and now he's transfering his probes - they are depleted here *Sees 4 carriers* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I didn't see those!" Instant classic | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOO asdfuiasdpuashdfu!!! | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On October 21 2006 17:27 Sfydjklm wrote: http://www.worldcybergames.com/5th/TV/TV_sub.asp Is there a way to download these? I have a stream recorder, but it only works if I can get the exact URL of the file.... =( | ||
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iCCup.Trent
Argentina450 Posts
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ShcShc
Canada912 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:57 fusionsdf wrote: "excellent! EXCELLENT LURKER BURROW RIGHT THERE! You are a baller mondragon, but I dont know if that will win you this game" I think it was DJwheat who said that? | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On October 21 2006 19:47 ShcShc wrote: [removed quote within quote] I think it was DJwheat who said that? nope. Definitely tasteless. mondragon vs midas | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
"Damn these marines are special ed because of that little tree the marines died" | ||
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larrysbird
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DaZe
Sweden2111 Posts
the list is so long-,- | ||
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tKd_
United States2916 Posts
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
midas vs draco, when draco stoped the first attemp to expand from midas | ||
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Mr_Pink
United States338 Posts
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zdd
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HungerForMore
Afghanistan420 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:36 Ronin wrote: [removed quote within quote] Could someone explain this quote for those of us who don't have the internet connectivity necessary to watch video/shoutcasts? If I remember right it was from the Oov vs Lx match, where oov had a tank all alone trying to get away, but it met some nasty goons... all alone. | ||
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mrdx
Vietnam1555 Posts
I love this pic <3 ![[image loading]](http://sc.gosugamers.net/photographs/wcg2006/grandfinalday4/oov.JPG) | ||
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Blind
United States2528 Posts
"It's a one-on-one, who wins? .... Ok, the reaver wins... and this is why bikes suck against reavers." This was funny because he made it seem like it was even a close call. Tasteless's commentating is the best. | ||
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Mortality
United States4790 Posts
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new_construct
Canada1041 Posts
ROFL | ||
Insane
United States4991 Posts
On October 21 2006 22:04 Blind wrote: Paraphrased from what I remember: "It's a one-on-one, who wins? .... Ok, the reaver wins... and this is why bikes suck against vultures." This was funny because he made it seem like it was even a close call. Tasteless's commentating is the best. Did he actually say bikes suck against vultures, or was that a mistake from you? It would be even funnier if he did :D | ||
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Blind
United States2528 Posts
On October 21 2006 22:38 HnR)Insane wrote: Oops, bikes sucks against reavers. Freudian slip.[removed quote within quote] Did he actually say bikes suck against vultures, or was that a mistake from you? It would be even funnier if he did :D | ||
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
ANd I remember that Vulture raid Gaia on Stym vs Midas... ahahah that was pretty damn funny. | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
JulyZerg vs Eagle (? not sure) "You got to get out of there DT, get out DT, gogogo DT, get out, Yeaaaaah" Draco vs Midas "You guys outside passing by, you got to get in and take a seat beacause this game will be so nice, it'll change your life forever!" Before a cast in cyberspace2 | ||
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stack
Canada348 Posts
"YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES LEGENDARY!" | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
On October 22 2006 00:31 stack wrote: oov vs leg 2 wcg "YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES LEGENDARY!" hey hey hey carefull there, dont call no random newbies "leg"  | ||
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djWHEAT
United States925 Posts
When it was over and tasteless started his commentary he said, "HEY... IF YOU GUYS THINK THAT BMX SHIT IS HARD, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN CRAZY GUYS PLAY STARCRAFT" I know that's not the exact quote, but it was hilarious considering the BMX guys were kind of like, "Dude, what the fuck!" He had another good one where the game started and he wasn't looking at the camera, and he turns to the camera and says: "Why hello! I didn't see you there!" Good stuff and you can find them on www.ggl.com/wcgtv.php Damn someone should make a movie | ||
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
"OOOOO VERY SEXY OOOOO" legendary vs 0ov "ugh i hate carbonated water" | ||
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
Welcome to TL.net. Now, hire Manifesto7! | ||
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djWHEAT
United States925 Posts
On October 22 2006 00:48 d4d wrote: Now, hire Manifesto7! Tasteless and I have actually talked about that while we were here at WCG. Thank god, after this event we'll have about 2 months before the next event and we might actually be able to bribe him with some naked pictures of tasteless to get him on board | ||
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
On October 22 2006 00:50 djWHEAT wrote: [removed quote within quote] Tasteless and I have actually talked about that while we were here at WCG. Thank god, after this event we'll have about 2 months before the next event and we might actually be able to bribe him with some naked pictures of tasteless to get him on board Holy Macaroni !!!! Manifesto7-Tastless cast !!! Now I got a boner... | ||
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DarK]N[exuS
China1441 Posts
I don't know if July has done enough damage here but ohhh here comes the reaver, the reaver is definitely pissed off | ||
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Dametri
United States726 Posts
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
now i need to hunt down and watch all of the wcg 06 vods | ||
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pansy
United States309 Posts
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ROOTheognis
United States4482 Posts
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
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ToT)MidiaN(
England2183 Posts
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a-game
Canada5085 Posts
hope you'll be back in '07 i don't think i had a favorite quote that hasn't already been mentioned, but i always enjoy overall how tasteless just explodes with emotion at the key turning points of the game anyways enough circle jerking, fuck shit whore *ahem* testosterone | ||
Chosi
Germany1302 Posts
(on Gaia when a reaver was unloaded on the 2 o'clock choke and he missed the reaver was in the shuttle on his way home again) "The Reaver .. uh .. where did the reaver go?" DjWheat: (while oov walked over another Terran) "He just run over them like a schoolbus over a bunch of kids" "I'm noot so keen on the clock, lets say they are both at the bottom of the map" | ||
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Endurance
United States119 Posts
djWHEAT: "Would you take Gaia out on a date on Valentine's Day?" "Yes and hopefully I'd get laid by Gaia too." - Tasteless WOW | ||
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
On October 22 2006 05:06 ToT)MidiaN( wrote: <3 tasteless | ||
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Endurance
United States119 Posts
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SteelString
446 Posts
Then click on WCG USA 2006 button, its small and on the right side. Or, just use http://www.ggl.com/wcgtv.php after you've logged in. It should show up with a video with somone talking. On the right of the video are the days. Browse and enjoy ^_^ | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
Wheat at the CS match=) | ||
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SayGG
Germany676 Posts
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mrc
Poland72 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
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jkillashark
United States5262 Posts
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StreaK
Canada580 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
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superjoppe
Sweden3683 Posts
something similar to that, after a storm on moving scvs killed nothing | ||
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
edit-"and hopefully i would get laid by gaia too marcus" | ||
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Alborz
Canada1551 Posts
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
OH, YES THEY DID, I LIED edit-now firebats to avenge the uhh, fallen marines or whatever | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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-DaJ-
Switzerland539 Posts
) and i gotta say sometimes you got me crackin up i couldnt help but LOL and my coworkers were like "wtf is he doin again...." | ||
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Luhh
Sweden2974 Posts
Though there is one thing he could try and think about in the future, and that's the bad habit of saying uhm every sentence. Just because you are unsure what to say the very next second, there is no reason to make a noise! You don't have to talk continuously, so try to work on this bad habit, since you appear a bit stupid or clueless even though you're not. It's a very bad habit, so just try to break it. | ||
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nothingbutzerg
Greece626 Posts
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
On October 22 2006 16:07 Luhh wrote: Yeah, tasteless did a great job. Though there is one thing he could try and think about in the future, and that's the bad habit of saying uhm every sentence. Just because you are unsure what to say the very next second, there is no reason to make a noise! You don't have to talk continuously, so try to work on this bad habit, since you appear a bit stupid or clueless even though you're not. It's a very bad habit, so just try to break it. It is not an apparence, Tasteless is a bit stupid and clueless. He makes good cookie tho and keep a clean house... Oh wait, that was Bree Van de Kamp... don't mind me. | ||
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
and i hope both of you cast next year too, you provide alot of good info, and Wheat dumbs it down so that the non bw players understand it more, plus you two are wicked funny together <3<3 | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
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G5
United States2898 Posts
Love Tastless~ <3 | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
and the "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT!" - Both in the Draco vs midas game. "I don't believe either player will fast expand..." *they both fast expand* "...and THAT is why I'm not a Zerg player..." - JulyZerg vs. SOMEONE ZvZ. I totally joined just to post on this one. | ||
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miNi
Korea (South)2010 Posts
Welcome to TL.Net! | ||
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On October 22 2006 20:59 miNi wrote: Haha, Welcome to TL.Net!  | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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zdd
1463 Posts
On October 22 2006 22:00 Kennigit wrote: when i get time in the next couple weeks ill compile the actual quotes into a completely Tasteless vid and YouTube it Can't wait! | ||
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
Tasteless vs. Carmac Punk vs. Judo Master | ||
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-DaJ-
Switzerland539 Posts
On October 22 2006 00:47 [jOyO] wrote: that uh dragoon is very wounded and now he is in uh dragoon heavan "OOOOO VERY SEXY OOOOO" legendary vs 0ov "ugh i hate carbonated water" i totally forgot about that one HAHAHAH ^0^;; that one really got me rofl....because i feel and react exactly the very same way. tasteless i think you didnt even notice that it was carbonated water, and suddenly you realised it was carbonated and so you just HAD to say it out loud that you hate it at least thats what i always do | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
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WOstick
Norway433 Posts
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LT[vn]
Vietnam8 Posts
I have no idea but some admin just banned me from replying, making new post and stuffs like that . If that person reading this msg, could you tell me what have I done wrong? lolz. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On October 23 2006 06:51 LT[vn] wrote: Hi this is LibertyTerran, I have no idea but some admin just banned me from replying, making new post and stuffs like that . If that person reading this msg, could you tell me what have I done wrong? lolz.I dont remember Tasteless saying that.... | ||
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pumaofsweden
Sweden21 Posts
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Purind
Canada3562 Posts
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asstolavista
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"Uh, wait a minute, hold that thought right now..." ... Stack overflow, thought backtrace: Positioning Rush Teching Rush Expanding Rush Scouting MU common strategies | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On October 23 2006 06:51 LT[vn] wrote: Hi this is LibertyTerran, I have no idea but some admin just banned me from replying, making new post and stuffs like that . If that person reading this msg, could you tell me what have I done wrong? lolz.Probably had to do with telling Ilvy to 'stfu'. ^_^ | ||
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IdrA
United States11541 Posts
On October 23 2006 13:44 EvilTeletubby wrote: [removed quote within quote] Probably had to do with telling Ilvy to 'stfu'. ^_^ god forbid anyone treat her with anything but the utmost respect. as she entirely, wholeheartedly deserves. | ||
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zizou21
United States3683 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
deal with it | ||
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IdrA
United States11541 Posts
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
On October 23 2006 14:37 IdrA wrote: i believe that is essentially what i said. It sounded pretty sarcastic. IdrA wrote: god forbid anyone treat her with anything but the utmost respect. | ||
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IdrA
United States11541 Posts
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
On October 23 2006 14:59 IdrA wrote: it was. but last time i pointed out what she really is i got tempbanned so now im doing it more subtley. Well then, you may have literally said it, but it is pretty obvious it's not at all what you meant. Therefore it's not "essentially what you said". To contribute to the topic itself, I don't have any new quotes. I watched all the VODs, and I thought that Tasteless + DJWheat together really did a nice job. I was impressed with how much better djwheat is at BW than Wacksteven (casting-wise I mean), and how he has improved from not knowing anything from the game. | ||
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IdrA
United States11541 Posts
On October 23 2006 14:59 IdrA wrote: it was. | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
I thought tasteless was awsome this year, easily the best english casting I have heard. Wheat played the role perfectly, lobbing up the softball questions and letting Tasteless run off on his tangents. | ||
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Ilvy
Germany2445 Posts
On October 23 2006 14:59 IdrA wrote: it was. but last time i pointed out what she really is i got tempbanned so now im doing it more subtley. if you want to continue doing this rather change to msn, since going offtopic on purpose with shitposting is not really helping much to get a propper thread (should be a thread about nick and not me) | ||
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oj-
United States368 Posts
" O My god More overlords dying" I don't think i have ever heard anything funnier on a shoutcast" It was the attitude behind it for sure and the slight crack in his voice | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/6228/foreinergosusjy9.jpg) Tastless and the foreigner gosus (artosis, zergraptor, tastless, slog, selector, testie, mondragon) ![[image loading]](http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/3827/tastelessmidasslogcv7.jpg) Tastless, Midas and Slog, who was in charge of everything, everything... (thanks for the translations) | ||
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On October 23 2006 15:45 d4d wrote: Tastless and the foreigner gosus Tastless, Midas and Slog, who was in charge of everything, everything... (thanks for the translations) cna someone point out who this is | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
EDIT: OH wait I think I get it. No idea who the guy on the far left is. Far right is mondragon, next to mondragon is testie, below testie is selector (?), above him are tasteless and slog next to him in the canada shirt is zergraptor...no idea on the last one. Oh wait...Artosis? | ||
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Aepplet
Sweden2908 Posts
On October 23 2006 17:13 fusionsdf wrote: who who is? Tasteless? hes the one with bright red hair. EDIT: OH wait I think I get it. No idea who the guy on the far right is. Far left is mondragon, next to mondragon is testie, below testie is selector (?), above him are tasteless and slog next to him in the canada shirt is zergraptor...no idea on the last one. Oh wait...Artosis? i think you mixed up left and right | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On October 23 2006 18:41 Aepplet wrote: [removed quote within quote] i think you mixed up left and right  | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
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zdd
1463 Posts
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wikiquote:Votes_for_deletion#Nick_plott We have to make a rock solid case for why his words should stay forever engraved in the archives of Wikiquote | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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LT[vn]
Vietnam8 Posts
On October 23 2006 14:34 Liquid`Drone wrote: ilvy is one of the most sacred people in the community deal with it Guess what? I just received a PM from one of the admin saying that I was banned because I told your great Ilvy to stfu. So basically, ilvy is some hidden god of the community that does pretty much invisible things to "help" the community, which I myself cannot see it. And "she" walks around here and expects everybody else to bow down and acknowledge what "she" has done. That's why it woud be pissed to get some "stfu" bad manner reply, wouldn't it? My 2 cents, LT | ||
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LT[vn]
Vietnam8 Posts
On October 23 2006 15:08 Ilvy wrote: [removed quote within quote] if you want to continue doing this rather change to msn, since going offtopic on purpose with shitposting is not really helping much to get a propper thread (should be a thread about nick and not me) I wish a new account weren't limited for a 10 days trial b4 I can create a new topic. Pretty lame what you have done, babe. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
4. THOU SHALL RESPECT YOUR ID (ie when you get banned you dont just make a new one) 6. THOU SHALL RESPECT FORUM VETERANS 9. READ THE COMMANDMENTS well that was incredibly hard | ||
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LT[vn]
Vietnam8 Posts
edit: Actually she is a forum veteran, but her post isn't "veteran" enuff, for me. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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LT[vn]
Vietnam8 Posts
On October 23 2006 20:10 Kennigit wrote: that thing that says Posts X....that generally gives you an idea from what ive gathered I don't think the post counts really matter here. You can tell a person is really a senior and respectable or not just by reading the way they post, not their post counts. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On October 23 2006 20:13 LT[vn] wrote: [removed quote within quote] I don't think the post counts really matter here. You can tell a person is really a senior and respectable or not just by reading the way they post, not their post counts. 1) i said gives you an idea 2) apparently by your ban it does im just trying to get Tasteless vids to make a movie...quit spamming here | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
I hope you're happy!!!! | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
If you know where i can download the VODS w/ Tasteless's commentary (other than the ones on TL) please let me know...ive started already the video with the material i have and im laughing my ass off....and thats only with Oov vs. Legendary match so far | ||
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miNi
Korea (South)2010 Posts
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zdd
1463 Posts
On October 23 2006 20:32 Kennigit wrote: Anyways back to my original question If you know where i can download the VODS w/ Tasteless's commentary (other than the ones on TL) please let me know...ive started already the video with the material i have and im laughing my ass off....and thats only with Oov vs. Legendary match so far Have you looked at the WCG tv link? they have quite a bit of them, and so does ggl | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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zdd
1463 Posts
On October 23 2006 20:46 Kennigit wrote: yeah but to download them to edit is what im getting at Get a .mms stream downloader (like this one: http://gmms.sourceforge.net/), then when you view the vods in windows media player press pause, and right click on the screen and push "properties" it will show a little box that says "location" copy the mms:// link into the mms downloader and there you have the vod for editing. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Nimonic
Sweden30 Posts
Would just like to add that when this vod is made, can't TL post it like a news or something like that so everyone don't have to go trhue like 15 pages just to find the thread. | ||
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Ilvy
Germany2445 Posts
On October 23 2006 19:54 LT[vn] wrote: [removed quote within quote] Guess what? I just received a PM from one of the admin saying that I was banned because I told your great Ilvy to stfu. So basically, ilvy is some hidden god of the community that does pretty much invisible things to "help" the community, which I myself cannot see it. And "she" walks around here and expects everybody else to bow down and acknowledge what "she" has done. That's why it woud be pissed to get some "stfu" bad manner reply, wouldn't it? My 2 cents, LT I had nothing to do with your ban, i could not even ban ppl. I am still in italy and had no internet since almost 2 days. I do not know you at all and your reply sounded just like a "i want to jump on the lets flame train" from Idra (we have at least a reason why we do not get along very well). None ever said that i am a god and i never had been invisible, you could see that on my register date here in forum, i am just not the typical forum spamer. | ||
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Mandalor
Germany2362 Posts
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LT[vn]
Vietnam8 Posts
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TiQ.SinGi
Norway385 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On October 23 2006 23:52 Nimonic wrote: Would just like to add that when this vod is made, can't TL post it like a news or something like that so everyone don't have to go trhue like 15 pages just to find the thread. I'm sure it'll get it's own thread, and probably be featured in a LiquiScoop. ^_^ | ||
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zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
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Mr_Pink
United States338 Posts
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Xeofreestyler
Belgium6771 Posts
You're labeled a veteran if you've been member for more than a year and are well known by almost the entire community | ||
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GunSlinger
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
On October 24 2006 14:07 Kennigit wrote: Just an update, i have a beta version compelted of the VOD and am releasing it to a few members for reviewing before throwing it up on the tracker Haha Im really looking forward to this. Hope it turned out well. | ||
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10866 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On October 24 2006 14:07 Kennigit wrote: Just an update, i have a beta version compelted of the VOD and am releasing it to a few members for reviewing before throwing it up on the tracker post soon please | ||
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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Harisu
119 Posts
The ONLY thing that bothers me sometimes about his commentating is that he will literally say "uh" or "um" every 3 seconds or more! If he didn't do that I don't think anyone would have very much to complain about. He always has something to say and there is never dead air. His dialogue is both informative and relevant. "Whack" stevens Ianetti(?). This guy was just hopeless though, jesus christ... | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
Edit: It was something like that | ||
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minus_human
4784 Posts
Tasteless, Blizzcon 07 nal_ra vs Iris @ Blitz X | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
Rofl hahaha | ||
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
Irradiate, Iris vs Yellow Blizzcon 07 @ Neo Arkanoid. | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
Blizzcon 07 | ||
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violett
Germany143 Posts
On August 04 2007 15:00 SayaSP wrote: "Nothing turns me on more than fast nexus" -Tasteless, Nal_Ra vs Iris @ Blitz X, Blizzcon 07. Edit: It was something like that Tasteless : "Nothing turns me on more than a fast Nexus." Bunny: "Uhh, you are easy..." Tasteless : "You know, I am a Protoss player." ...whole hall is laughning | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
On August 04 2007 15:25 violett wrote: Tasteless : "Nothing turns me on more than a fast Nexus." Bunny: "Uhh, you are easy..." Tasteless : "You know, I am a Protoss player." ...whole hall is laughning she plays protoss too. haha | ||
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lastshadow
United States1372 Posts
"My nipples are freezing out here" - WCG Pre-Cast 2006 "This is a sad day for koreans" - WCG 2005 "OOOOO I DIDN'T SEE THOSE" - Forgot what match. ( try saying this to a girl with a huge bust ). "This guy is a monster, He once ripped out a nerd's heart and ate it just for asking him what race he played" - ToT)Mondragon( by Tasteless "This map fucking sucks for zerg" - Paranoid Androide | ||
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shemakesme
United Kingdom87 Posts
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2Shakur
United States23 Posts
Game 2 of yellow vs iris on Arkanoid | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
"Thx 2 Shield Battery hahaha." -Tasteless, Nal_Ra vs Iris @ Reverse Temple, Blizzcon 07 | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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PoP
France15446 Posts
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CustomXSpunjah
United States1093 Posts
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Tusk
Canada427 Posts
On August 04 2007 16:09 SayaSP wrote: While Nal_Ra makes a shield battery to block the 3 matrix spot against Iris' vultures: "Thx 2 Shield Battery hahaha." -Tasteless, Nal_Ra vs Iris @ Reverse Temple, Blizzcon 07 He cracked up after it. | ||
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United States140 Posts
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Stegosaur
Netherlands1231 Posts
Or when Nal_Ra was having driver problems and fixing it in Windows "We see Nal_Ra micro'ing his icons here" Blizzcon of course Awesome casting Tasteless! | ||
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joeki
Sweden292 Posts
When a devour is accidently flying over a shitload of cannons in Savior vs Nal_rA: "ok that guy is suicidal, BUT THE REST OF SAVIORS UNITS WANTS TO WIN" "look at those goliaths like having a cigarette and then "OH MY GOD THERE ARE CARRIERS IN MY BASE! WE RUN AROUND!" "oh does he want me to unpaus? oooh he wants me to unpaus. i got the honor of unpausing the game because the progamers gave me their permission" *looks extremely proud* tasteless: ooooooh fast nexus. nothing turns me on more than a fast nexus. bunny: man you are pretty easy! tasteless: what can i say... i am a protoss player so.. The funniest part about the next quote is that Nal_rA is just looking as emotionsless as usual: "oh look at nalra. he's thinking "look im such a baller. cant believe i did all that stuff in that game."" Right before Nal_rA dropping HTs for storm drop: bunny: wow im getting excited: tasteless: SHHHHHH he doesn't know it's coming ok here we go *whispering* .... *nal_ra unloads the HTs and starts to storm* tasteless: STORMDROP COMING DOWN RIGHT NOW! SURPRISEEEEEE!!!! bunny: what happened to all the tanks? tasteless: yeah what happened to all the tanks? nalra was like "ok im pissed im just gonna make a bunch of guys and kill you right now" "the vultures must have rabies or something. look at them going!" | ||
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Australia219 Posts
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
I mean, Bunny was there, but she was very quiet due to the pressure and being in a foreign setting, so Tasteless took the reigns and shoutcasted 5+ games on his own? Wow, well done. And to a chobo as hell audience. Mad props. | ||
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Highways
Australia6103 Posts
"Thx to Shield Battery" in Nal_rA vs Iris game haha | ||
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Axsynthe
United States161 Posts
I enjoy listening to Tasteless' deep voice. Off topic: who is ilvy (from a few pages back)? why is she so important? | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On August 04 2007 15:24 CaucasianAsian wrote: "He just eats people's babies" Blizzcon 07 actually it was more like "Savior is so vicious he doesn't even care . This guy eats People's babies." another good one was "These 4 marines and this medic are going to die now to these mutalisk, but since they killed all those drones we'll give them a purple heart or something. They won't be forgotten" | ||
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Sudyn
United States744 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On August 06 2007 14:21 rS]taCat wrote: It's great because everyone in the other communities love Tasteless now. WCReplays wants to get you for Warcraft 3 commentating! What are you going to say to that!? Hey maybe then I won't fall asleep watching war 3 matches! I'm serious, I was falling asleep watching them. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On August 06 2007 12:23 Axsynthe wrote: Tasteless is fantastic. I say he's better than klazart--Klaz stutters too much and his voice is too high. I enjoy listening to Tasteless' deep voice. Off topic: who is ilvy (from a few pages back)? why is she so important? I believe Idra once asked a question very similar to this edit:...in this very topic...a few pages back i need to lay off the booze | ||
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Months
United States356 Posts
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Gokey
United States2722 Posts
revolutionist!! he's the voice of the people, the poeple of TLnet | ||
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Sudyn
United States744 Posts
To quote some people on WCReplays: "wow, sc makes wc3 look like shit" "i don't think i can play wc3 again after watching this" "they still sell the battle chest in stores, right?" | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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Pressure
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Redcloak
United States530 Posts
Tasteless always does such a solid job at the events from WCG to Blizzcon. To top it off, he's such a genuinely nice guy, he's just the ideal shoutcaster. Keep up the good work. | ||
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
P.S. He's like that off stage too <3 | ||
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Alventenie
United States2147 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
On August 06 2007 23:00 Alventenie wrote: I like how in that WCReplays thread one of the guys try to say that boxer clone his ghosts to lockdown the BCs, except as far as i know cloning wasnt in the game when he did it. he said it took him 10-17 seconds lawl. ummm... http://sclegacy.com/features/pimpestplays_2002.php#2 Anyway, Storm Observer Fighting!~ | ||
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Alventenie
United States2147 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
On August 06 2007 23:09 Alventenie wrote: Oh i know Mahnini, its just that the guy at the WCReplays.com thread posted at the end of page 10 (his post is on page 2) tried to say it took boxer 10-17 seconds. i almost fell over laughing :x Oh, that's just silly. | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
There was only one sorta back handed comment on tasteless/bunny. | ||
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Alventenie
United States2147 Posts
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
lolz wc3 guys finally realizing why their game is shit compared to ours.Anyways, I'm becoming a tasteless addict. I missed the entire blizzcon stream due to various reasons, and now i've been desperately laying hands on every blizzcon vod I could get. I need more! Tasteless you are so friggin hilarious and good at casting bw it's insanse! keep up the gw! | ||
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HaXxorIzed
Australia8434 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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zizou21
United States3683 Posts
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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Dknight
United States5223 Posts
Regarding the shoutcast before the beginning of a match, Bunny goes "I can't wait to be flamed at TeamLiquid." It was classic shit. | ||
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Stegosaur
Netherlands1231 Posts
On August 07 2007 07:08 Dknight wrote: This isn't a Tasteless quote but he was with Bunny when she said it. Regarding the shoutcast before the beginning of a match, Bunny goes "I can't wait to be flamed at TeamLiquid." It was classic shit. Overall the TL plugging was insane, I think I've heard like 6 references to TL before the finals started? | ||
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Jayson X
Switzerland2431 Posts
Give this man a mic, a brood war game and he hypes you up like crazy. It's a pure shame that he's not casting progames in korea. Alongside a guy like mani with the background knowledge and statistics and boom! You have it all. | ||
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Axsynthe
United States161 Posts
On August 07 2007 01:07 zizou21 wrote: can someone pls get the VODS of tasteless @ blizzcon PLEASE LOVE OF GOD!! Yellow vs. Iris: 1,2,3,4,5 sAviOr vs. Iris (The one with the lame korean dubbing and d/c at part 3): 1,2,3 sAviOr vs. Nal_Ra: Game1-1,Game1-2,Game1-3 Game 2 (incomplete, once again thanks to Giga) | ||
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
damnit! I want the originals! | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On August 07 2007 06:27 Carnac wrote: | ||
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Day[9]
United States7366 Posts
you really are the best nicki! love you!!<333 ^^ | ||
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PaeZ
Mexico1627 Posts
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Try
United States1293 Posts
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Redcloak
United States530 Posts
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Ready2[ESC]
Hungary1436 Posts
On August 07 2007 09:49 Axsynthe wrote: Yellow vs. Iris: 1,2,3,4,5 sAviOr vs. Iris (The one with the lame korean dubbing and d/c at part 3): 1,2,3 sAviOr vs. Nal_Ra: Game1-1,Game1-2,Game1-3 Game 2 (incomplete, once again thanks to Giga) Thanks this is awesome but is there one without the korean voiceover? It's frustrating that I can hardly hear tastless 'cos the korean commentator's voice is much louder than the english commentary. | ||
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Axsynthe
United States161 Posts
On August 08 2007 13:21 Ready2[ESC] wrote: Thanks this is awesome but is there one without the korean voiceover? It's frustrating that I can hardly hear tastless 'cos the korean commentator's voice is much louder than the english commentary. If there is, I haven't found it. Just gotta take it like a man. I feel your pain. | ||
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Chanted
Norway1001 Posts
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
On August 08 2007 12:11 Redcloak wrote: That's the worst pic of Tasteless i've ever seen and doesn't do his model form and face justice. Bad manner redcloak. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
btw how do they record the VODs? | ||
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houseurmusic
United States544 Posts
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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
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zizou21
United States3683 Posts
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shemakesme
United Kingdom87 Posts
tasteless is so cool , someone make a "bestoftasteless.avi" asap! would love to see this also^^ | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
"OH SURROUND, WHAT UP NOW" lol so awesome | ||
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anch
United States5457 Posts
On August 11 2007 01:40 SayaSP wrote: Dude the War3 commentating he did yesterday had some funny moments too. Something like... "OH SURROUND, WHAT UP NOW" lol so awesome I don't know if kids watch the stream or if its inappropriate. But I heard 'fuck' and 'shit' on the stream, lol. Commentating got better when he is out of US. something like, no QFT here... "Suho needs to clear the fuck out" and "There is no way Suho can take all those shit from Grubby" | ||
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Woyn
United Kingdom1628 Posts
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
"THEY ARE FIRING MORE SPELLS THAN HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW" | ||
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Woyn
United Kingdom1628 Posts
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
On August 11 2007 03:00 meRz wrote: From Wc3 earlier today... "THEY ARE FIRING MORE SPELLS THAN HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW" HOW DID I FORGET THAT OMFG MERZ YOU DA MAN Edit: Merz more vods plz >_> | ||
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x_woof_x
United States659 Posts
On August 11 2007 03:00 meRz wrote: From Wc3 earlier today... "THEY ARE FIRING MORE SPELLS THAN HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW" LOL On October 21 2006 23:44 nitram wrote: "Now if any of you guys have played starcraft, even if you are BGH NOOBS, you know what happens when some1 gets this many carriers" LOL your quote = insta win tasteless = funniest caster | ||
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Redcloak
United States530 Posts
That's the worst pic of Tasteless i've ever seen and doesn't do his model form and face justice. Bad manner redcloak. Ha, yeah next time I'll say "Nick, stop making that goofy face when I'm taking your picture". It's an awesome picture. redcloak ur really cool Not as cool as you, but I'll keep trying. You stay classy. | ||
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Pressure
7326 Posts
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oshibori_probe
United States2933 Posts
I hope I got the wording right btw Bunny is a fucking awesome caster. Give her some time and teamliquid will be all crazy about her. | ||
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Chanted
Norway1001 Posts
Btw, does anyone have a link or know where I can download the warcraft 3 games tasteless commented on during Blizzcon 2007? | ||
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kigga
United States200 Posts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASTELESS Even though it's the 10th here in th U.S. happy birthday! To great commentating! | ||
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One Page Memory
Bulgaria2145 Posts
On August 11 2007 06:20 Chanted wrote: Someone should make an updated version of this movie :O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfieftTacHQ Btw, does anyone have a link or know where I can download the warcraft 3 games tasteless commented on during Blizzcon 2007? I have no clue of W3, but I definitely want them too, just to hear Tasteless | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On August 11 2007 06:20 Chanted wrote: Someone should make an updated version of this movie :O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfieftTacHQ I'll wait til ESF is over and then start compiling the list of awesome quotes for Tasteless: Part Deux when i get back to school in a couple weeks...unless someone really had the urge to do it before hand that is. | ||
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Chanted
Norway1001 Posts
"This will be etched into memory`s memory for a long time" | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
And the bathroom thing ROFL. | ||
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Alethios
New Zealand2765 Posts
The classic: "THIS IS SO CRUCIAL FOR THE GAME RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING" From the GSI: "I got my hair all done up and i look like a Dragon-Ball-Z character or something" "Science vessel much? yea i think so..!" "we might go to a third game; I hope we do because I'm paid by the hour" "savior is pointing at his eye. maybe it's infected. ... or infested." | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
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liosama
Australia843 Posts
On February 27 2008 19:07 Alethios wrote: "savior is pointing at his eye. maybe it's infected. ... or infested." LOL in todays match 'i went to the toilet but the 3 commentators were waiting int he line saying cmon we're on in 5 minutes hurry hurry, i was under so much pressure, so much that i couldnt go oh my god" | ||
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
"Could Savior be going Mutalisks later on? After all, he is the Mutalisk whisperer." --- "What's up Marine?" *Marine dies* Peace. --- "And that's Garimto on the right. I went to the club with him the other night, he's a baller" --- "And that Defiler will die a really painful death. Seriously I bet it hurts a lot to be irradiated. I'd much rather be nuked or something." --- "The dragoons will melt like butter. Assuming the room's really hot." --- "Normally it matters a lot, but there's only three mineral patches, so it doesn't matter to much. Still matters though, just like everything in Starcraft. The most manly game of all time. This game will make hair grow on your chest." --- "How does a larva turn into an egg. Like how does larva.. alright whatever." --- "So cheesy it'd make macaroni and cheese proud." --- "And I think Mind knows that guardians are gonna come, because those mutalisks have disappeared. They're AWOL. Their faces are on the back of milk cartons." --- (one lonely Zealot running into a mine) "Sucks to be a Zealot." --- "OMG he's gonna.... he's gonna.... he's gonna.... well maybe not." --- "I had a two minute break between these games and I tried to go to the bathroom... and uh it turns out I didn't even have enough time to do that. I should probably start casting these games in a diaper or something." --- (screen showing four Medics surrounding one Marine) "Wow, four Medics one Marine, I wanna be that Marine..." --- "Koreans are really fast to hide their faces too, they burrow quickly" --- (about Katrina) "This map favors Protoss, but does not favor Anytime vs. Flash" --- "It's almost as if Anytime just marched into his [Mind's] base and started kicking his ass." --- "Flash is out of control, he is like King Kong rampaging through New York." --- | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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derSack
Germany4 Posts
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GinNtoniC
Sweden2945 Posts
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TehKris
Norway322 Posts
On March 01 2008 20:11 G.s)NarutO wrote: When this guy logs into battle.net I turn off my computer and hide under my bed. (about Stork) Haha | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
as flash gets his winnings ahah | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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aeronexus
United States392 Posts
On March 01 2008 20:45 mahnini wrote: "we don't love you zealot you can stay and die" hahahaha thx for posting this; my stream lagged and cut off most of it > much love for tasteless! | ||
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United States2364 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On March 01 2008 20:02 mahnini wrote: "shoutout to cryclan...cryclan? I wouldn't want to be in a clan with a bunch of people that cry" I laughed at this one | ||
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TehKris
Norway322 Posts
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TehKris
Norway322 Posts
On March 01 2008 21:06 talismania wrote: The firebat death noise from savior vs mind is still my favorite. Which game? | ||
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ram
Lithuania602 Posts
On March 01 2008 21:06 talismania wrote: The firebat death noise from savior vs mind is still my favorite. Hahaha! It reminded me of how Nony did his FP commentary while high and imitated probe 'Nyoooow' :D | ||
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ahrara_
Afghanistan1715 Posts
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talismania
United States2364 Posts
On March 01 2008 21:50 TehKris wrote: Which game? On March 01 2008 21:06 talismania wrote: The firebat death noise from savior vs mind is still my favorite. | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
Yeah they played twice bro, hate to break it to you. | ||
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anch
United States5457 Posts
they did a rematch on tiebreaker. you are nott answering. | ||
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talismania
United States2364 Posts
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
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Meh
Sweden458 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
Hahahhahahahahahahahahaha" | ||
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ktp
United States797 Posts
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wifebeater
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G5
United States2898 Posts
"but we don't care about you zealot, you can stay and die." lolz | ||
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ZidaneTribal
United States2800 Posts
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xBTx
Canada542 Posts
On March 02 2008 07:57 wifebeater wrote: "I bet Jesus would've been pretty good at StarCraft" no way. Thats a good one | ||
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TehKris
Norway322 Posts
wha! Iris vs Stork second game. And once again, it's so hilarious when he makes fun of the girls hiding / getting anxious. | ||
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phase
United States399 Posts
"... I had to take my restroom break, and I come back in here, and there's like 10 control groups of girls" | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
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MyLostTemple
United States2921 Posts
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d.arkive
United States843 Posts
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Krzycho
Poland442 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
"Recall here that's very sexy." "Move your shuttles move your shuttles!" "Ok, do you see these tanks here? They're more powerful when they are deployed and they got this elephant trunk sticking up and they can do some real damage. If you're a noob you don't know what I'm talking about." | ||
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bugblaster007
Canada24 Posts
- shuttle being chased by 2 scourge, 1 hits, the other is chasing: "oooooO!....ooooooohhh...OOOHHHHh!!!!!.....OHHHHhh!!!!" | ||
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
"That medic is going to have a lonely ride home." | ||
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edahl
Norway483 Posts
Edit: I almost laughed my guts out first time I heard him mentioned. Just casually, as we were drifting past the middle of Andromeda :-P "And there's the Pandabearguy." | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
"Does a Hatchery think?,Does a Hatchery feel?" Or something to that effect. I lol'd really hard when i heard that | ||
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ShloobeR
Korea (South)3809 Posts
But it was totally awesome :D | ||
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G5
United States2898 Posts
tasteless 4 ever!!!!!! | ||
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Canada7170 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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United States7801 Posts
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Canada1519 Posts
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himurakenshin
Canada1845 Posts
Tasteless is the best comedic commentator. I think GOM should really get another person to do strategic commentary so Tasteless has more time for his comedic commentary. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
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Moloch
Canada222 Posts
It's not an exactly quote (unless I fluked it) but he went on a speil about drones morphing during a GOM Avertac Classic match. First post after months of lurking.... | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
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Retsukage
United States1002 Posts
From one of the new GomTV classic games | ||
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SingletonWilliam
United States664 Posts
Those ultras were not cheap. They did not come on sale. | ||
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United States2230 Posts
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coltrane
Chile988 Posts
On June 12 2008 10:16 Superiorwolf wrote: Can anyone tell me what the first game where he does the pandabearguy is? Intel clasic,savior vs chief, game 3, chief proxies in the middle, so: "look at this, we could see a proxy gate. Oh, no! This pandabear knows, but now its look like he's going to kill this pandabear, 'cause nobody can know he's proxing right now. Nooo, please aaaargh!!! (panda splats, lot of blood) Oh!, talking about a gore death scene!!" it was so funny | ||
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Terranator
Canada286 Posts
-Intel Classic yOon vs Memory Game 2 [Ro32] | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On June 19 2008 10:40 Terranator wrote: Memory knows exactly when to pull out, and that skill is important, not just in Starcraft -Intel Classic yOon vs Memory Game 2 [Ro32] yes, that line was fucking great. | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On June 12 2008 14:28 Nick_54 wrote: Kind of off topic, but is there a way for me to see wcg 2006 videos with Tasteless' commentary. There are on youtube, but the website link does not seem to work and I would like to see all of them. Some of them are on youtube. One I remember is Draco vs iloveoov "MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES!" - Tasteless 2006 WCG. | ||
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OrderlyChaos
United States1115 Posts
On June 12 2008 14:28 Nick_54 wrote: Kind of off topic, but is there a way for me to see wcg 2006 videos with Tasteless' commentary. There are on youtube, but the website link does not seem to work and I would like to see all of them. http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54724 ^This thread has a lot of them (if not all of them). They aren't hosted on youtube, but on a different video site. Just warning you if you cared. | ||
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Finland570 Posts
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theonemephisto
United States409 Posts
The panda bear guy in the middle of this all, he is like Switzerland, completely neutral in this battle. He was also making a long rant about how bad-ass the wraith pilots look and how he would never want to get in a bar fight with one. | ||
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SlickR12345
Macedonia408 Posts
On June 20 2008 01:24 theonemephisto wrote: Something like: The panda bear guy in the middle of this all, he is like Switzerland, completely neutral in this battle. He was also making a long rant about how bad-ass the wraith pilots look and how he would never want to get in a bar fight with one. yeah very funny, in a recent intel avartec match. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
"Actually I would like to commentate with Chewbacca. 'rraaahahawhawrrr'" "The reaver, which makes R2-D2 Noises... beep-beep-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep-beep-beep". But let me tell you something, R2-D2 has got nothing against the reaver." | ||
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talismania
United States2364 Posts
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Philippines2916 Posts
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On June 19 2008 13:01 DeathTray wrote: Some of them are on youtube. One I remember is Draco vs iloveoov "MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES!" - Tasteless 2006 WCG. It was Legend, not Draco. I love Tasteless. <3 | ||
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Sanity.
United States704 Posts
On June 23 2008 10:16 talismania wrote: the chewbacca impression got me to lol. omg that was so funny :DDDDD | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On June 23 2008 12:25 Equinox_kr wrote: It was Legend, not Draco. I love Tasteless. <3 Ooh yeah... Did Draco ever play iloveoov in a game that was covered by Tasteless? I vaguely remember one... | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
It was silent_Control vs Xellos where silent_control won. When Goliaths from both sides were battling and silent_control was winning: "Oh, silenct_control is getting some silent control here." | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
On June 23 2008 13:19 DeathTray wrote: Ooh yeah... Did Draco ever play iloveoov in a game that was covered by Tasteless? I vaguely remember one... Are you sure it wasn't Midas | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
And Oov vs Legendary.. | ||
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MyStiC_Chaos
United States499 Posts
"The panda bear guy in the middle of this all, he's like Switzerland - completely neutral in this battle ." Intel Classic, Ro32 Day 4: Flash vs HiyA Game 2. "How big are the size of those Zerglings anyways? Maybe like a dog, or a chicken, I don't know, but they can definitely kick some ass!" Intel Classic, Ro32 Day 4: Child vs Lucifer Game 1. "Zergling trying to be a Drone... You will never be a Drone, Zergling, you are cursed." Intel Classic, Ro32 Day 4: Child vs Lucifer Game 1. "I'm pushing the Microphone really close to my mouth; I'm practically making out with the Microphone." Intel Classic, Ro32 Day 4: Child vs Lucifer Game 2. "Just like Korean girls hiding their faces, the Overlords will hide the Hydralisks." Intel Classic, Ro32 Day 4: Child vs Lucifer Game 2. | ||
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anotak
United States1537 Posts
On June 23 2008 09:33 Superiorwolf wrote: Has Tasteless gotten a new addiction to Star Wars? "Actually I would like to commentate with Chewbacca. 'rraaahahawhawrrr'" "The reaver, which makes R2-D2 Noises... beep-beep-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep-beep-beep". But let me tell you something, R2-D2 has got nothing against the reaver." he also mentioned "clone wars" he said it was a bad movie | ||
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Deimos0
Poland277 Posts
"The probes are mad, like: you killed our friend!" "It must be pretty boring to be an overlord" "Do you ever name your probes?" "Is it cold inside of the stasis[field]?" and most recent "Shuttle has got a shuttle" | ||
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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
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Biff The Understudy
France7888 Posts
"Zergling in your main is not good at all... Especially if you are a probe. Probe's life expectation is very low when Jaedopng is around." | ||
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Narrator
United States868 Posts
Tasteless, here I come! | ||
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
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SlickR12345
Macedonia408 Posts
Tasteless: "he(Jaedong) will own you blind-folded", "he(Jaedong) will own you without a monitor". The very start of 2nd game between Jaedong vs Jangbi; Tasteless: "We've already got Zerg music playing in the background, this is not a good sign for Jangbi". | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
Btw someone should make one of those remixes of Tasteless commentating at the end of game one Odin vs Lomo. The songs or w/e, it sounded kinda like Tasteless was rapping (what some guy commented) | ||
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crabapple
United States397 Posts
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SpaCe)Ment-rA
Canada389 Posts
Wtf? Beginning of the Midas vs Draco match. | ||
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aerObics
Australia23 Posts
On June 23 2008 16:24 MyStiC_Chaos wrote: "The panda bear guy in the middle of this all, he's like Switzerland - completely neutral in this battle ." "Zergling trying to be a Drone... You will never be a Drone, Zergling, you are cursed." Oh classics! Tasteless fighting. | ||
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Holylight
Korea (South)460 Posts
On June 23 2008 13:45 Disregard wrote: "The land where people are good at 2 things. Starcraft and hiding their faces" yeah thats not really funny though its arrogant and kind of silly | ||
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pheer
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Holylight
Korea (South)460 Posts
girls/women in korea are still pretty bound by traditional views on women and they should be at home making homework or something and not being at COEX mall or other venue (according to parents) thats a reason why they hide their face korean guys are generally more open when the camera sees them in matches and display their sign/cheerful and look happy. its a mans world i guess but its not like women are really opressed but u know that being said tasteless seems like a loveable guy and is good caster | ||
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Holylight
Korea (South)460 Posts
![[image loading]](http://images2.ggl.com/images/tasteless160.jpg) | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
Oh god, well alright, let's see what happens to Lomo this time he tries to move units around the map. | ||
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
On June 23 2008 16:26 anotak wrote: he also mentioned "clone wars" he said it was a bad movie lol? which VOD is this? I'd like to see | ||
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Southlight
United States11767 Posts
"This is like the Jaedong fun house. Or the Lomo horror house. Everywhere he goes there's something scary waiting for him." "I'd like zerglings with some dark swarm on the side please... to go?" | ||
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Cpt.Cocaine
Canada299 Posts
(and then later in the same series) "This game is SO extreme it should require a helmet" | ||
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Burned Toast
Canada2040 Posts
Now, I fully appreciate your sense of humour and also believe you improved a lot at commentating... You even made me laugh a few times! Carry on with your good job Tasteless! | ||
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MrRammstein
Poland339 Posts
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Atrioc
United States1865 Posts
On June 26 2008 02:50 crabapple wrote: in the avertec intel classic: "Jaedong, the best zerg player alive... not that there are a lot of dead zerg players" hahaha | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
"Do you see that critter? it is like switzerland, completly neutral in this battle" haha | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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MrRammstein
Poland339 Posts
"Do Observers go to Observer heaven or normal heaven - I DON'T KNOW (...)" | ||
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Railz
United States1449 Posts
The whole thing. | ||
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omfghi2u2
United States831 Posts
I will beat them 8 v 1. You cant even have 9 people playing on starcraft. | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
"And I just got back from my bathroom break, and like 10 control groups of girls had come to see reach..." | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
I remember watching and being on irc when that happened... the whole channel went crazy. It was the funniest shit ever. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
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Southlight
United States11767 Posts
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SirKibbleX
United States479 Posts
http://www.gomtv.net/classic/vod/208 http://www.gomtv.net/classic/vod/209 "How big are zerglings? They may be as small as a chicken, or maybe as big as a dog, but they can definitely kick some ass." At some point the video cuts to a random Korean guy eating a cookie or something, and then he starts to blush and has this terrible look of embarassment and shame and hangs his neck. "Uhoh. Busted." When Child's zergling rush comes and LuCifer flawlessly defends with his zealots, retreating as they reach low HP and covering their retreat with probes, "LuCifer, man. Selling his soul to the devil... just so he can micro better." As a zergling is hidden in Child's mineral line, "Look at this ling pretending to be a drone. But you will never be a drone, zergling. You are cursed." When LuCifer has 1 probe mining at his expo, "And here's the loser probe. No one wants to mine minerals with him." I think there's a few critter references in there somewhere. Also waterbats. | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
I liked this one so much that it is my quote now. | ||
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Gregsen
Germany667 Posts
On June 28 2008 00:44 Holylight wrote: yeah thats not really funny though its arrogant and kind of silly yep, what a dumb and idiotic commentary. But aside from that, he always tops himself in terms of hilarity. Awesome job. | ||
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bcjuggler
Canada15 Posts
Some quotes I threw together | ||
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FHs-Drakk
Canada25 Posts
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Deleted User 31060
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On July 25 2008 11:06 bcjuggler wrote: + Show Spoiler + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8C-g9bBa9s Some quotes I threw together lol, nice compilation | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On July 25 2008 11:06 bcjuggler wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8C-g9bBa9s Some quotes I threw together "OH WOW" "THERES A CAMERA ON YOUR FACE" "shes turtling like crazy" rofl. Very good work man, i enjoyed it! | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On August 05 2007 06:21 joeki wrote: I might misquote some of these, but I think I get the point through. Also, I have started making a video of tasteless quotes if you guys are interested, but I don't have all the vods yet (and would be happy if someone could make a new video when Mani was casting cause that korean guy is really annoying) When a devour is accidently flying over a shitload of cannons in Savior vs Nal_rA: "ok that guy is suicidal, BUT THE REST OF SAVIORS UNITS WANTS TO WIN" "look at those goliaths like having a cigarette and then "OH MY GOD THERE ARE CARRIERS IN MY BASE! WE RUN AROUND!" "oh does he want me to unpaus? oooh he wants me to unpaus. i got the honor of unpausing the game because the progamers gave me their permission" *looks extremely proud* tasteless: ooooooh fast nexus. nothing turns me on more than a fast nexus. bunny: man you are pretty easy! tasteless: what can i say... i am a protoss player so.. The funniest part about the next quote is that Nal_rA is just looking as emotionsless as usual: "oh look at nalra. he's thinking "look im such a baller. cant believe i did all that stuff in that game."" Right before Nal_rA dropping HTs for storm drop: bunny: wow im getting excited: tasteless: SHHHHHH he doesn't know it's coming ok here we go *whispering* .... *nal_ra unloads the HTs and starts to storm* tasteless: STORMDROP COMING DOWN RIGHT NOW! SURPRISEEEEEE!!!! bunny: what happened to all the tanks? tasteless: yeah what happened to all the tanks? nalra was like "ok im pissed im just gonna make a bunch of guys and kill you right now" "the vultures must have rabies or something. look at them going!" hahaha i love these quotes | ||
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
Hahaha tasteless is great | ||
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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bcjuggler
Canada15 Posts
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xBTx
Canada542 Posts
"That SCV must be wearing his NIKEs, he got out of there fast" It never ends. | ||
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omfghi2u2
United States831 Posts
pandabearguy | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
On August 05 2008 01:23 bcjuggler wrote: My 2nd Vid. Hope you enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmOAy_IdNLM haha goojilla and godzilla. always thought that was it | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
Tastless: "Yeah, have a bite to eat defiler.. I'd like zerglings with uh dark swarm on the side please... (3 seconds) .. to go." Tasteless: "And this defiler can just eat all day, he's eating and moving at the same time - fast food." | ||
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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
.. .. .. i love that game btw :D | ||
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oob
Sweden630 Posts
"Uh oh, now we're in the Flash-cam." O man, I love Tasteless! | ||
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
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LaLuSh
Sweden2358 Posts
Hahaha, cracked me up. 2nd compilation video last page. | ||
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Splunge
Germany925 Posts
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SpiritAshura
United States1271 Posts
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beetlelisk
Poland2276 Posts
"...total ownage... he needed little bit of owning after doing so well in this tournament... and now he is going to drink some champagne... I guess he's under age but hey, he's Jaedong, does it really matter? He's actually 21 in Zerg years..." | ||
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Raihn
United States216 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.joshuakeyes.us/raihn/images/badass_tasteless_probe_1440x900.jpg) - Click to enlarge image to 1440x900 view - This is a wallpaper I drew up after I watched the game Never vs Shuttle with Tasteless Casting. The line was so funny to me, I couldn't help but draw it, then I decided to make it into wallpaper size. It's a quick and rough, but it was fun. If you want to see more of my work, check out www.raihn.wordpress.com I am staff artist at www.wcreplays.com, and just made my account here, so if any of you are looking for some graphics, feel free to msg me. Thanks guys, enjoy! NOTE: this is a double post. I put one in the Tournement section, as I was ignorant to this thread. Sorry ^.^ y - also, image link is http://www.joshuakeyes.us/raihn/images/badass_tasteless_probe_1440x900.jpg if for some reason the clicking doesn't work. Had a complaint in other thread. | ||
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ATeddyBear
Canada2843 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Pressure
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
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Astrogation
United States477 Posts
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beetlelisk
Poland2276 Posts
GOOD JOB!!! WAITING FOR MORE | ||
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Psilver
Canada82 Posts
Beautiful work! | ||
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Makhno
Sweden585 Posts
"That is the loser probe, nobody wants to mine minerals with him" | ||
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hotdog
Germany17 Posts
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riotjune
United States3393 Posts
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Highways
Australia6103 Posts
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vAltyR
United States581 Posts
"These guys are like the Jedi of Starcraft. I mean, it's Flash Skywalker versus Darth Jaedong!" ^_^ | ||
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Raihn
United States216 Posts
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
I always seem to have probes on my desktop. Current wallpaper is the Razer TSL one with drawings of a probe from different sides. | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
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boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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illmatic
Canada53 Posts
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RoieTRS
United States2569 Posts
rofl | ||
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Burre
Sweden154 Posts
Haha, cracked me up. | ||
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Epicfailguy
Norway893 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:19 Liquid`Drone wrote: he can dance, act, pilot now also shoutcast what can this man not do?? He's a pretender, a genious who can become anyone he wants to be. | ||
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Grymreaper
United States1 Post
Nick is a riot! | ||
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
saw tasteless live at blizzcon and he wasnt perticularly funny, i think the live audience might change how he comments on the game | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
- Bashing on high level here. Feedback for sure. | ||
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Scaramanga
Australia8090 Posts
On November 10 2008 17:36 Lobbo wrote: In Gomtv season 1 he was rocking, funny and a true inspiration to us all to crack people up. Now in season 2 he is just lame, boring and rarly screams and makes jokes apart from the "Hide faces" - Sems susie is draging him down to a more boring commentator :/ Season 2 - So far is just boring now atleast on the commentating and i think Tasteless should teach Susie some Starcraft sens and let her be more involved instead of saying "Ooh, gg, why? (question that dont makes any sens, facts and lame stuff" Get her to be baller to please! It's getting more and more annoying to hear her dumb questions ( for a Starcraft player ) not a watcher i suppose. Bring someone else in to the seat next to the former king of Starcraft commentating or atleast bring him back do something to change this slump of boringness! - PLEASE! - Bashing on high level here. Feedback for sure. Serously the truth is the compeat opposite | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
On November 10 2008 17:43 Scaramanga wrote: Serously the truth is the compeat opposite Tell me more about your statement please. | ||
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GoAudio
Sweden400 Posts
Example: JULY YOUR MURDERER! ;o and well. Tasteless is awsome I got many quotes that I like. "Drone! your career as a hatchery has ENDED" ) but pandabearguy FTW!!!Plus, yes he where AWSOME first season but still as good as then this season now I think. It can be that susie is taking some time too. But that shouldn't be a problem. He's as funny as always. | ||
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baubo
China3370 Posts
On November 10 2008 17:36 Lobbo wrote: In Gomtv season 1 he was rocking, funny and a true inspiration to us all to crack people up. Now in season 2 he is just lame, boring and rarly screams and makes jokes apart from the "Hide faces" - Sems susie is draging him down to a more boring commentator :/ Season 2 - So far is just boring now atleast on the commentating and i think Tasteless should teach Susie some Starcraft sens and let her be more involved instead of saying "Ooh, gg, why? (question that dont makes any sens, facts and lame stuff" Get her to be baller to please! It's getting more and more annoying to hear her dumb questions ( for a Starcraft player ) not a watcher i suppose. Bring someone else in to the seat next to the former king of Starcraft commentating or atleast bring him back do something to change this slump of boringness! - PLEASE! - Bashing on high level here. Feedback for sure. First season, IMO, was horrible. He tries so hard to play up every match, and made so many mistakes, that I cringed quite a bit listening to his casts. I was remember watching games with A-class player vs. Scrub, and he would talk about them being both pretty good... I mean, I know he wants ratings, but sometimes you got to call a spade a spade. This season he's much more settled. But I do agree that he needs to teach Susie more about SC. At least allow Susie to do some play-by-play and he can color commentate and talk about serious stuff. | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
On November 10 2008 18:04 baubo wrote: First season, IMO, was horrible. He tries so hard to play up every match, and made so many mistakes, that I cringed quite a bit listening to his casts. I was remember watching games with A-class player vs. Scrub, and he would talk about them being both pretty good... I mean, I know he wants ratings, but sometimes you got to call a spade a spade. This season he's much more settled. But I do agree that he needs to teach Susie more about SC. At least allow Susie to do some play-by-play and he can color commentate and talk about serious stuff. Well i'm not a pro or even a decent Starcraft player but the Susie issue needs to be fixed quite fast, i dont think Gom in general wants a Co commentator to not know what shes talking about in general. Shes doing a great job with the facts and statistics but nothing more. Tastless and Susie is Commentating Starcraft on the absolute top level and i don't mind if Tasteless is more settled but he can atleast make it more interesting to listen and watch with sound for sure. But i stand for my word but the fact that i started playing around the time Gom season 1 started it was all new and cool about Starcraft so it can involve in that i think season 1 was so much better because i wasn't so involved in the game yet. | ||
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benjammin
United States2728 Posts
still, keep on rockin' | ||
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NiGoL
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Underwhelmed
United States207 Posts
Edit: What the fuck, stupid smilie | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
Best answer right there. Plus, she also manages to translate those Korean cheer signs once in a while. | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
I do agree that his energy level has leveled out a bit, and he's not cracking as many jokes, and that his style of casting has lost a lot of his flair/attitude/pizazz(if you will) that he had a year or two ago, but still...he's definitely one of the best English commentators out there. The best thing, though, is that he's always excited for the games. Even though he may not be making jokes, his casting is always energetic, and he's always very into the game. I think that's most important, and in that regard, he's always on the money. | ||
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Cuddly
United States55 Posts
(talking about why he got a C on a college presentation/project about Starcraft) | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
On November 12 2008 03:23 Cuddly wrote: "That's okay though, my professor was a newbie" (talking about why he got a C on a college presentation/project about Starcraft) which game was this? | ||
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United States55 Posts
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Yaqoob
Canada3325 Posts
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PH
United States6173 Posts
Nick: "dude I had no idea, that's awesome!" Susie: "Aw, I think he missed you..." Nick: "Yeah, well I missed him." in a definitive tone. HilAAARious. | ||
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Mazer
Canada1086 Posts
Maybe it's albino... Funny regardless, glad to have him doing the GOM tourney along with susie. | ||
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bcjuggler
Canada15 Posts
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
"Those SCVS just aren't mining much. They must be with the union" | ||
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a-game
Canada5085 Posts
that was gold. thank you so much for making those bcjuggler! i'm going to get to watching vids 1,2, and 4 asap. tasteless rocks | ||
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Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
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Gregsen
Germany667 Posts
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Gregsen
Germany667 Posts
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Julmust
Sweden4867 Posts
"And there's pandbearguy, he's a jaedong fan himself" I lol'd for minutes. Also when another neutral unit got blocked by like 3-4 cannons warping: "And this guy wants to be a cannon so bad" Tasteless pwns edit: oh they're all in vid 3. soooo fucking funny | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On November 27 2008 02:09 Gregsen wrote: ROFL 0:44 - 0:50 in Video 4 xDDD Yeah, haha, what if Susie casts an IntoTheRainBOw game...haha.. | ||
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bcjuggler
Canada15 Posts
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miseiler
United States1389 Posts
That cast (the set that featured savior and free) was one of the funniest in recent memory. | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
i also liked the switzerland pandabear guy quote. forget which game but it was a tvt with flash lol http://www.gomtv.net/videos/80 | ||
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ilistis
United States828 Posts
http://www.gomtv.net/videos/467 Watch the beginning. It's hilarious. It's jangi vs berseker. Edit:susie:" So Berserker's korean name is pyung jung teh and pyung means poo." tasteless:"ohhhh susie:"so jung teh means shape or something, so his name is poo shape" tastless:"his name is poo shape?"chuckles and says "what"? Lol, that was pretty funny. | ||
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sAw
965 Posts
Someone please make him do this. PANDABEARO! rofl | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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Love.Zelduck
United States170 Posts
TY Tasteless and lilsusie and GOM! You guys rock! | ||
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miseiler
United States1389 Posts
On November 28 2008 09:38 lilsusie wrote: For those of you who don't know where I'm coming from - let me just reiterate that I am in no way shape or form nearly as good as Nick and I have never claimed to be so. My job is to just be able to give his voice a rest for what is important and to help him fill dead air space. Please don't tell me how to do my job because from the job description, I'm doing alright. I'm still learning each week, but what Nick knows in 8 years of playing SC, I'm not gonna be able to learn in just a few weeks. And don't tell me that I should watch more games and study it more because I also have a full time job aside from GOM. So, for a girl who is a casual player who also works 7 days a week, all I can give you is my 100% effort each week (and player stats and facts that I research when I have any free time). You set Nick up really well. The two of you have a really entertaining dynamic that's shown through this season. You also seem to be really enjoying yourself, and THAT'S entertaining. | ||
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
On November 28 2008 09:38 lilsusie wrote: For those of you who don't know where I'm coming from - let me just reiterate that I am in no way shape or form nearly as good as Nick and I have never claimed to be so. My job is to just be able to give his voice a rest for what is important and to help him fill dead air space. Please don't tell me how to do my job because from the job description, I'm doing alright. I'm still learning each week, but what Nick knows in 8 years of playing SC, I'm not gonna be able to learn in just a few weeks. And don't tell me that I should watch more games and study it more because I also have a full time job aside from GOM. So, for a girl who is a casual player who also works 7 days a week, all I can give you is my 100% effort each week (and player stats and facts that I research when I have any free time). You dont have to defend yourself against those idiots, we love you and your work susie. | ||
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
I think you do a pretty good job at casting since you're only pretty new to it, I just feel sorry for you and nick every week when you are like "we are starting..................... now! Oh, not now."*cut off* | ||
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Gregsen
Germany667 Posts
On November 28 2008 12:50 malongo wrote: You dont have to defend yourself against those idiots, we love you and your work susie. QFT | ||
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sAw
965 Posts
Susie and Nick are a great duo - Nick gives you the tactics, strategies etc, and Susie brings up many interesting facts and stories about players which you had little-to no chance of knowing. I like their informal way of commentating, very relaxed and cool. Susie, please tell Nick to make effort for renaming the ursadon to pandabear guy. And you also might explain your reaver fetish to us. >.< | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On November 28 2008 16:12 sAw wrote: What Susie said is very true. Susie and Nick are a great duo - Nick gives you the tactics, strategies etc, and Susie brings up many interesting facts and stories about players which you had little-to no chance of knowing. I like their informal way of commentating, very relaxed and cool. Susie, please tell Nick to make effort for renaming the ursadon to pandabear guy. And you also might explain your reaver fetish to us. >.< Hey come on, I love reaver plays too, the poping of scvs/probes/drones are just ecstatic and it really feels great when you see those scarabs rape shit all over the place. Watch IntoTheRainBOw highlights, and you will feel how good we feel when we see things pop because of scarabs. Maybe in one of your games, you will just feel the ecstatic feeling people get from watching reavers destroy | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7454 Posts
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sAw
965 Posts
On November 28 2008 21:07 SilverSkyLark wrote: Hey come on, I love reaver plays too, the poping of scvs/probes/drones are just ecstatic and it really feels great when you see those scarabs rape shit all over the place. Watch IntoTheRainBOw highlights, and you will feel how good we feel when we see things pop because of scarabs. Maybe in one of your games, you will just feel the ecstatic feeling people get from watching reavers destroy It was a joke. No need to tell me what to watch since i follow progaming since the beginning of time My low post count doesn't mean I was born yesterday. | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On November 28 2008 21:42 sAw wrote: It was a joke. No need to tell me what to watch since i follow progaming since the beginning of time My low post count doesn't mean I was born yesterday.Yeah, my joke detector was pretty much low, haha. :p and yeah, we would sign a petition to change the ursadon to pandabear guy. | ||
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On November 28 2008 23:45 nataziel wrote: Yeah lol, susie gets so fired up when those reavers come out, sounds like something's going on behind that microphone lol I think its just her version of when Korean commentators go "YYYAAA!!!!" and all those yells. Haha. | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
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_Grazze_
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Frits
11782 Posts
all the red sniper jokes and BAM's loooooooooooooooooool | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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SilverskY
Korea (South)3086 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
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Capuano
United States28 Posts
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
*ahem* "You'se a fine little Terran, won't you back that tank up!" this was followed by two other mini-raps later on in that evening's games, I'll try to get them all later. Nothing entertains me quite like those Tasteless highlight videos, so I'm going to do my part and record the funny things Tasteless says in the VODs I watch, thus: Tosky vs Goojila g1: "Look at those teeth... it could bite a nerd's face right off. We may see him do something of the sort here to Kal." "Kal is 'knife' in Korean, he actually carries one right underneath that jacket so he can shank a nerd if he gets too close." -Nick "I don't know about that..." -Susie the best part of this is that it's quickly followed by... "He's known for his high templar hit and run kind of moves where he just brings in one guy, takes out that knife of his, stabs 'em--" -Susie "Starts shankin' nerds all over the place!" -Nick "That's what Tasteless would do. Make a bracelet--WWTD?" "Boom. Kal. He stabs nerds. 'Cuz that's what his name means--knife. It's funny, it's not just like a random statement I'm making. In case you just joined us." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Game starts. Observer screen appears. Music begins, and Nick starts speaking: "..Some girl running in here and she just totally fell over and tripped trying to get back here to see this game. I love my job, I really do. I am a happy man OH MY GOD BackHo is going to do a proxy--" Later... "You might have thought I was sitting on a toilet, I am not, I actually have pants on right now, it's just-- it's not easy being a caster! It's not." -Nick "Because you have to wear pants?" -Susie, skeptically "Yeah, I know. It's tough. The things-- the oppression, the oppression, that casters have to feel..." -Nick So, if I keep doing this, is someone going to collect the clips and make videos? ; ) | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"Hey, Susie, what do you call a whole bunch of Scourge making love at once?" -N "..?" -S "A Sc-orgy!" -N | ||
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
"A Sc-orgy!" -N Hahah, that's brilliant! Nice quotes btw | ||
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CutietosS
United States13 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On December 03 2008 03:22 Delerium wrote: Oh man, I don't know what game this is in, but it's worth posting. From the same day of broadcasts as my posts above: "Hey, Susie, what do you call a whole bunch of Scourge making love at once?" -N "..?" -S "A Sc-orgy!" -N Hahaha, aye, that was brilliant. He sounded so proud of himself when he said it too. | ||
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JMave
Singapore1803 Posts
EDIT: THIS IS AWESOME. | ||
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yrag89
Malaysia315 Posts
However during Season 2 I find it very fun and exciting because of the introduction of Susie. This way, there is an interaction between two people with two different levels of experience filled with questions and answers just like Newton 2nd law. Also, he have someone to joke with instead of laughing himself after the joke. Just like during this year's wcg, Tasteless and David(?) Lee also both have two different experience which Nick can ask about the strategy, the enviroment as a couch etc. It's always interaction. Try compare the korean commentators if it's only a single caster, it will be dull and boring. On topic, I find this quite funny for me, Susie: ? What just happend? Tasteless: It seems 1 of the egg has just been aborted. Susie: Aw thats sad... | ||
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warribbons
51 Posts
"Damn, being irradiated would suck." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
These people have absolutely no hindsight. Nick struggled to fill dead air during the GSI and classic season 1. It was painful to watch and listen to, not because he did a bad job, but because he was trying to do a job that, on the Korean side, is performed by three people, and he did it all without being able to translate anything. It was painful because you felt bad for him, because you were watching someone struggle to do the impossible. With all the obstacles Nick had, he still did a great job and got me hooked on Tasteless. That said, I was overjoyed the first time I saw Susie sitting next to Nick, and not just because she's a good-looking twenty-something like me ; ) "At long last," I said to myself, "someone is on the international broadcast who can tell us what the Korean signs in the audience mean!" She is doing exactly what she was asked to do, which is support and flesh out Nick's commentating. In my opinion, she goes above and beyond. She gets the juicy gossip that makes sports drama so interesting. It's always better watching a competition if you know the competitors have a history with/against each other. For a casual viewer like me, it injects excitement into games that otherwise I wouldn't even bother watching. It doesn't hurt that she is nice to look at, either. Seriously. Nick is a good-looking guy, and I don't mind staring into his French mug for a while, but there's something to be said for gender diversity, especially in television. I can listen to Nick drone on in a goofy way for a long time, but breaking it up with a female voice really lends the show some pleasant variety. And, as has already been stated repeatedly by others, one broadcaster talking to himself is not good television. Add a second person so they can interact, and then you're getting somewhere. The Koreans always have three (and half the time, the lead commentator is a good-looking Korean woman--just like Susie). As an apology for this rant, I'll leave you with another game's worth of quotes: Tossgirl v Modern g1 "I do want to apologize, I do have a little bit of a cold, I have a little tickle in my throat, but... I have not talked all day up until this moment, to save my voice." -Nick "..And that, I will tell you, is pretty difficult for Nick to do, as he does like to speak--" -Susie "--I am very good at talking." -Nick And here's a great series: "I cannot believe Modern is still on the Mutalisk tech. He does have a lot of Mutas, though!" followed by: "More Mutas! My god, he's still making Mutalisks! I feel like I'm in a time warp where the teching patterns never progress." Later.. "Look! He did something besides make Mutalisks!" After, inevitably, the stack of Mutalisks eats Tossgirl's irradiate and Modern, predictably, does not separate them in time... "I hope those Mutalisks have insurance. ... I give this game maybe one or two more minutes." | ||
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Lamentations
Australia211 Posts
The matches where they kept talking about Charles were awesome; "...I'd have to say Charles has a better body though" "Yeah but <Player> has better Zerg, SUP CHARLES" | ||
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Magic84
Russian Federation1381 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79/Savi0000r/1.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79/Savi0000r/2.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79/Savi0000r/3.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79/Savi0000r/4.jpg) | ||
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SilverskY
Korea (South)3086 Posts
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On December 05 2008 02:13 Magic84 wrote: Not Tasteless, but from GOM, 4 pictures story. Features Jaedong, at least now we know for sure he's straight . + Show Spoiler + And now we know why he lost - couldn't keep his eyes on his screen. | ||
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Julmust
Sweden4867 Posts
On December 05 2008 04:38 SilverskY wrote: I really hope Susie sees those pictures. Roumor has it that they're already in a hotelroom together (not really, I just made it up but JD is a DAWG.) But think about it, you're in a house full of dudes 24/7, you share your room. I don't know about you guys, but I can't go longer then a week without wacking one out. And when I was in their age, then it was atleast 3 times a day! I think STX has to keep tossgirl separated from the others (that's why she's not as good anymore), cause the others would jump her otherwise. | ||
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Xela
Canada203 Posts
jaedong VS tempest game2: susie:"game is starting in 3 minutes tasteless:"that doesn't bother me at all, I can go get some more water" tasteless:"actually this cup is the water cup(shows a cup) and this is the cup(shows another cup) for ehmm....I drink the tears of noobies I've slain on ICCUP." | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
Midas vs BackHo Game 2 @ Neo Requiem "Comsat station almost done... Then Midas can scan and see how badly he's losing this game... I don't know what to say." | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On December 05 2008 04:38 SilverskY wrote: I really hope Susie sees those pictures. I hope so too. | ||
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Yaqoob
Canada3325 Posts
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lilsusie
3861 Posts
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
Susie - What do you mean Effort is NOT NOT ? Tasteless - No, he's NOT in a good position. I meant it just once. There was an echo in here. Tasteless - The scourge is coming out. There they are... twins ! Susie - Boys Tasteless - They're boys | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"It's so flashy in here I feel like I'm in a pokemon cartoon, seriously there's lights everywhere" | ||
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Zero_Cool
United States2 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
(said as the first pack of Mutalisks crosses the map) "Flying shrimps have never been scarier." | ||
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deathbyhornet
United States1 Post
Setting: Flash just snuck three vultures into TheROCK's main past a group of about ten dragoons. Probes scatter, the dragoons attempt to stop the vultures and hilarity ensues. Tasteless: Well he got the vultures through! Ah, this could be really bad for TheROCK, he could lose a lot of probes here. Two locations that are both very accessible for the vultures and he's going to go for this one, the one furthest away from the dragoons. Susie: Oh no. Tasteless: Work! You're going the wrong way! Turn around! Susie: Where are you going? Tasteless: Somebody give these dragoons a map because they seem to be lost. They had to stop by the Nexus and ask for directions. | ||
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Geo.Rion
7377 Posts
He slays dragons, nerds... Nerdragons... Tasteless about Flash's old nickname, the "little monster": Susie: He wants to shed that nickname and be sg stronger Tasteless: The big goddamn scary monster | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On December 14 2008 21:30 deathbyhornet wrote: Flash vs TheROCK - Game 2 [Round of 16 Group A] (12/14/08) Setting: Flash just snuck three vultures into TheROCK's main past a group of about ten dragoons. Probes scatter, the dragoons attempt to stop the vultures and hilarity ensues. Tasteless: Well he got the vultures through! Ah, this could be really bad for TheROCK, he could lose a lot of probes here. Two locations that are both very accessible for the vultures and he's going to go for this one, the one furthest away from the dragoons. Susie: Oh no. Tasteless: Work! You're going the wrong way! Turn around! Susie: Where are you going? Tasteless: Somebody give these dragoons a map because they seem to be lost. They had to stop by the Nexus and ask for directions. nice first post. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"It's so cold here... Where is the global warming when you need it !?" As a firebat torches TheRock's nexus, "Nexus not very flammable..." "Somebody buy that firebat a can of gasoline, he's going to be burning that nexus for a while..." and of course, the not in any way sexually provocative... "We lost a lot of probes back there." -Susie | ||
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Manit0u
Poland17257 Posts
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dongfeng
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On December 15 2008 09:46 Manit0u wrote: I can't survive that he pronounces 'lair' like 'layer' I pronounce it that way too. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
(my version of a quote transcribed differently above) As TheRock's dragoons get stuck trying to ward off Vultures, "WHERE--!? YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND! Somebody give these dragoons a map, they seem to be lost. They had to stop by the nexus and ask for directions." Referring to the black and silver-striped columns behind them and Susie's black/white striped shirt, "Did you guys notice Susie wore her Solid Snake sneaking suit? In between breaks she just *extreme suction sound* and just like blends into the background and becomes one of our pillars" "Kerrigan has got the hots for that guy, the only zerg still in the Classic" bonus from ra in the comments section: "Susie needs a proper MGS nickname like Pylon Chameleon." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"Normally we're on standby for like 2 minutes and then we gotta hurry back... I usually have to kick a bathroom stall door down and throw a nerd outta the way so I can get my restroom break" Referring to a shadow of a cameraman on their desk, "Still got the shadow there... That's actually not a shadow, Susie, that is the ghost of Boxer, that dark cloud over here at our table" -N "Going *ghost voice* 'Where are the Terrans?'" -S In unison: "'Where are the Terrans?'" "Well, I'm okay with the ghost of Boxer looming over me." (!?) -S "I'm going to be getting The Exorcist here pretty soon." -N As Susie leaves to do an interview, "Now Susie will pass through the ghost of Boxer here. Will she ever return? I don't know." With Hoejja meaningfully behind, "If he can take out a couple probes, that might make a difference... well, more than a couple probes. That was kind of the understatement of the century there by me." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Trying to determine how many stacked Medusa temples Hoejja has to break down to reach Bisu's high ground, "Is this the last temple? I'm losing count of how many temples... How tall is this mound of temples? JESUS, THERE'S ONE MORE TEMPLE!?" -N "NO! There's another one!" -S "You know The Lost Temple? That map? This is where all the temples go!" -Nick "They're not lost, they're on Medusa!" -S "They're not lost, we found them, all the lost temples are actually on Medusa!" -N *temple explodes* "NO THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!?" -N Susie laughs at him "AAAA I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND! I think this [Bisu's] cannon's actually gonna finish. This is going to be a facepalming moment. No, wait, actually, I think he's [Hoejja's] going to get it.. *skeptically* ..is there going to be another temple over here..?" -N *temple explodes, leaving behind another* in unison: "AAAAAAAA!!" "Are you serious!??! Jesus! What! How!" -N Tech patterns develop, "Okay Zerg's going to use some Skorj.. skerj.. whatever you want to call them. Tomayto, tomahto, potayto, potahto." "So what's critical is that Bisu not lose the shuttle. If Bisu loses the shuttle... Oh god oh god, oh, the horrors, if Bisu loses the shuttle." Referring to some Mutalisks, "This is 'Zerg Force One'" ('Air Force One' is the name of the US presidential airplane and a Harrison Ford movie) Watching Corsairs chase fleeing Mutalisks, "There's a wild car chase... except they're not cars." -Susie As Bisu wrests control of the game, "Oh man, Kerrigan is breaking up with this guy [Hoejja] after this game, there are gonna be no more zergs.. The Overmind is gonna be on antidepressants.." Referring to no PBG in the ro16, "No Panda Bear Guy, no fun. That's what I say." ~Tasteless Later... "My voice is gone, man, I sound like a chain-smoking old lady. *Chain-Smoking Old Lady Voice* 'Where's the nearest Indian Reservation? I need to buy a carton of cigarettes.'" -N bonus from comments: lilsusie: "That was some good sex we had today" (commenter's hearing of "sets") | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On December 15 2008 10:24 Delerium wrote: Referring to the black and silver-striped columns behind them and Susie's black/white striped shirt, "Did you guys notice Susie wore her Solid Snake sneaking suit? In between breaks she just *extreme suction sound* and just like blends into the background and becomes one of our pillars" "Susie needs a proper MGS nickname like Pylon Chameleon." Ahahahahaha! | ||
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foeffa
Belgium2115 Posts
On December 09 2008 19:38 Zero_Cool wrote: tasteless and lilsusie being silly is why I started playing SC :3 Tasteless's comments are what got me into SC again as well, the BWWI over a year ago made me see the light and play this game again. Without it I wouldn't have bothered to find TL or follow pro-gaming. And lilsusie really is a nice addition, extra info, interviews, translations and this way there are no more small gaps in the cast. <3Btw tx Delerium, although I've seen every single game I easily forget these small gems even though they make me rofl while watching. :D | ||
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MasterReY
Germany2708 Posts
"ya, indeed" + Show Spoiler + sorry i just saw the Liquibition matches and i had to post it somewhere^^ | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
I don't even need to say anything. Just click and watch the first 30 seconds, you will fall out of your chair laughing: http://www.gomtv.net/videos/511 (Referring to SlayerS_`BoxeR`: ) "If you're not familiar with him, you should probably slap yourself in the face..." (Referring to Tempest walking out into fog machine and lights: ) "He's so hot there is literally steam emitting from his body. What a baller." (Referring to Tempest: ) "He already knocked out Jaedong, I mean -- I'm sure he drank a lot of Soju after that happened -- if he knocks out Pretty it's just another notch under the belt." -N "That would be a .. huge.. notch.. under his.. belt." -S (she seems to realize while speaking that the idiom Nick used is actually supposed to be "a notch in one's belt") "A huge notch! He might need to get a new belt after that!" -N It's worth adding, at this point, that the lead-in flavor text for the match-up is: "When TemPest is present, things may not stay Pretty." har de har har. "Pretty in the green. Or teal. Depending on whether or not you use the Crayola colors." -N "*scoffing* Teal. It's mint-green. I'm telling you." -S "I'm- I'm manly, so I normally just say green or something. ..... Did you know Crayola actually invents colors, all the time? But we're not gonna do that here. Even though it would be a nice Christmas color, I mean, he is teal. Halloween is already passed so the orange Protoss might be in trouble." -N A great one-liner during some mirror harassment: "OH! But hold that thought again! I'm just holding thoughts all over the place!" And another: "Wow. Two in one-- splash damage-- *phew!*" -S (obviously getting a little turned on by Reaver usage )"Two nerds with one scarab." -N [Side note: ROFL, Susie's voice quavers when she follows that up with "Now he's got three shuttles heading out!" as if it's hard for her to keep her cool while watching shuttle/reaver harass :D] "*ominously* The shadow man's back." -Susie "The shadow man's back... the Ghost of Boxer's returned to haunt Susie's side of the table." -Nick "Oh dear." -Susie Bonuses from the comments section: Some are actually Tasteless/Susie quotes that I didn't catch on my first go-round! Click below to read: + Show Spoiler [Click for more!] + Ray Tr@cer writes: "I can't hear what tasteless is saying, all I hear are those red things coming off his head!" bob writes: "who will win in PvP? It's a 'toss-up." and 'nal keke' caught these for me: "lol@ susie: he is no longer protecting our country. tasteless: we might be invaded by north korea soon and susie: where is tempest. tasteless: i think he is going to storm drop us." (b1iss adds: Tasteless is now known as the "Reindeer Toss") | ||
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Comeh
United States18918 Posts
Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing. | ||
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On December 22 2008 18:47 Comeh wrote: LOL I KNOWWWWWW Wait, am I quoting tasteless, or am i quoting tasteless quoting me? So then am i quoting myself quoting tasteless quoting me...Ok this is just getting too confusing. L O L I KNOW | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
L O L I KNOW! | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
L O L I KNOW!! | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
you should watch ur back, | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Tempest vs free g2 Discussing fans sitting on the same side as their favorite player's booth... "That's actually true at all Korean tournaments, they all show up and sit on one side, uh, the side of the player that they're on. Unless you're me, I usually get really drunk and go to the other side and try to start fist-fights, but I mean that's just how I roll." <-rofl I'll explain this next one, but you should really watch the VOD and watch this particular one, because it's much funnier if you see it (VOD here: http://www.gomtv.net/videos/512 ) In the early minutes of the game, two dragoons meet and begin attacking each other, but the timing of their attacks is such that it looks like there's one energy ball flying back and forth between them. Susie comments... "It's like they're playing tennis!" -S "Yeah... except *dramatic* they're trying to kill each other!" -N "The Volley of Death! " -S I actually recommend this game, so watch it before you read this quote (it will also make the quote make more sense) + Show Spoiler [Click for winner's reaction] + As Pretty shakes his head, "Pretty's like, 'Who does this nerd think he is? I'm Pretty... shit. I'm so good.'" -Tasteless WTF? There's a "LOL I KNOW!" in the comments section. What the hell inside joke am I missing? | ||
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
im trying to find it but i forgot where exactly | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
On December 22 2008 23:25 whatusername wrote: he says LOL i know somewhere around the second game of mind vs kal in a really funny voice im trying to find it but i forgot where exactly L O L I KNOW! | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
On December 22 2008 23:25 whatusername wrote: he says LOL i know somewhere around the second game of mind vs kal in a really funny voice im trying to find it but i forgot where exactly L O L I KNOW! | ||
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On December 22 2008 23:05 Delerium wrote: WTF? There's a "LOL I KNOW!" in the comments section. What the hell inside joke am I missing? L O L HE DOESN'T KNOW | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"You can tell it's Tempest's shuttle because it has a pair of balls hanging from it, flapping in the wind because it has the speed upgrade." ~Tasteless "That's the dragoon AI for you. Dragoons are not smart. They did not grow up to be doctors and lawyers... and Starcraft shoutcasters. *laughs at own joke*" ~Tasteless "I see what you did there." ~Susie "I can't believe I have antlers on and I'm screaming like a lunatic right now..." -Nick (if you don't understand this quote, you didn't follow my directions earlier on this page) (Discussing the next set...) "You know what his [Mind's] nickname is?" -Susie "What? Actually I don't know what his nickname is.." -Nick "'The Poison Snake Terran'." -Susie "'The Poisonous Snake Terran'!? Oh my god!! Open up your Christmas box and there's a poisonous snake inside it's Mind... bites you in the face..." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
(After their Christmas attire costume swap...) "...Will you stop playing with that hat?!" -Susie "No, I like it, it's like I have long hair now, I can pretend I'm a girl." -Nick "With a little reindeer-bear on your head!?" -Susie "Yeah, there's a little bear, there's a little Panda Bear Guy." -Nick "It's Panda Bear Guy's friend the.. Santa.. Bear Guy." -Susie (Talking about Kal being tall) Nick: "He is, though, seriously--he's really tall. And YOU are actually very short, so that must have been a very tough interview. I'm sorry, it's true-- you want to know how short Susie is? I am sitting in a chair very low to the ground, and she is standing on a stool!" Susie: *protesting and laughing* "Don't tell anyone that!" *to the camera* "I'm actuwy an elf!" As Kal thoughtlessly walks between them and the camera... "...and he has a very good sense he's not doing the wrong strategies-- Kal just walked in front of our camera." -N "Was that Kal?" -S "That was Kal!" -N "Maybe he has to.. go to the bathroom or something." -S "Maybe. Sometimes you gotta go.. it's a Protoss versus Terran, it could be a very long time.. We don't let the players wear diapers!" "*deadpan* We got rid of that last season. We had a big issue with that." -S "Yeah, last season, yeah! Disqualification, players would hide the replays in the diapers, they would get leaked, it was.. ffff.." -N in unison: "..It was bad!" "Unless they wore Huggies, then they could not be leaked." -N *Susie can no longer keep a straight face* "Wah wah wowwwhhh!" -Nick One-liner, referring to Tasteless: "An evil John Travolta." ~Susie ^ lol, I never noticed the resemblance before she said it Game lead-in: "If he puts his Mind to it, perhaps he can defeat Goojila." har har. (Trying to be creative about the Korean meaning of Kal's name...) "GooJiLa may have just fell on his knife..... ahh, whatever." -Nick *Susie laughs at him* (Holding part of the santa hat down over one of his eyes..) "Look, look, I'm really emo because the Protoss lost. Get it? Get it? Ahh I should wear silly hats all the time when I cast." -Nick ".....Woowww okayyyy." -Susie | ||
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gk_ender
United States717 Posts
LOL I KNOW | ||
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Jaksiel
United States4130 Posts
"What? He lives? There's going to be a human interest story on that Carrier!" | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
intro: Nick: "His nickname is Super Daniel Man, but really he should be called Super Baller Man!" Daniel Lee: "Thank you so much, Nick, for that introduction" *hands him money* Nick: "Oh, no problem" *stuffs money down shirt collar* (talking about casting while hunched over the monitor) "I have 'nerd-back' bad, I need to see a chiropractor" ~Tasteless (interrupting himself) "...I forgot to take that won I stuffed down my shirt, I was wondering what that thing tickling my chest was" -Nick (surprise comedy!) Daniel Lee: "Now Pepe will be able to make a rush on the map by tomorrow, and by that time, Jangbi can have like ten expansions, eat a hamburger and have seconds, and he can just very comfortably-- he doesn't need to push concentration right now" Nick: "That is a profound metaphor." "The Dark Horse is going to be turning to glue if he doesn't win this next game up here.." ~Tasteless | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"OH! Your life was in vain, Zealot!" -N (referring to Jangbi's shuttle harass phase) Daniel Lee: "He is relying on his own readiness, not relying .. on the opponent.. not.. approaching him. Wasn't that profound, Nick?" Nick: "You just blew my mind." Daniel Lee: That was Sun-Tzu, by the way." Nick: "I just had a brain orgasm there." Daniel Lee: "Time for him to get a hamburger." Nick: "It's hamburger time!" Daniel Lee: "Super-size it!" | ||
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HiOT
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Puosu
6985 Posts
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote: Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ? All three of them would be perfect, I think Susie really adds a lot to the commentary despite not having deep knowledge like Daniel and Nick do. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Daniel Lee: "By the way, Nick, did I tell you how good-looking and such a great caster you are?" Nick: "Thank you, thank you, Daniel" Daniel Lee: "Did I tell you that, Nick?" Nick: "Well you know I really appreciate it" Daniel Lee: "I mean I, I-- study you, man, yeah, I studied you, before I came here" Nick: "Daniel, look..." Daniel Lee: "Such a baller, why are you such a baller??" Nick: "Alright.. *gives him money* look, here man, this is for you" Daniel Lee: "There's more where that came from, I know.." Nick: "Alright alright, here's the rest *gives him more money*" game start-o! "Ok, here's Stork at the top, excuse me, um, BackHo at the right, and the guy who yelled 'Starcraft!!1`' somewhere in the audience, Daniel Lee in the back doing an interview, Tasteless in the uh, the GOMtv chair, casting the game. We know where everybody is now. As proof, there is Stork." ~Tasteless game end-o! "That's it, I think that's officially GG. There's a Nexus, that's more GG. There's a second Dark Templar, this is soooo GG. If this were Sesame Street, the letter of the day would be G, because this game is so, this game is over." ~Tasteless | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote: Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ? I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"G to the G... to the stork to the BackHo to the game-three!" | ||
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GGQ
Canada2653 Posts
If this were Sesame Street, the letter of the day would be G that was awesome lol | ||
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lilsusie
3861 Posts
On December 29 2008 09:26 Delerium wrote: I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned. Haha, but no worries, send an email anyways, I report everything out there. I know Daniel is 10000000000000 times better than me - he's got like 10 years experience with the game! feedback.gomtv@gmail.com - go for it. | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
On December 29 2008 10:03 lilsusie wrote: Haha, but no worries, send an email anyways, I report everything out there. I know Daniel is 10000000000000 times better than me - he's got like 10 years experience with the game! feedback.gomtv@gmail.com - go for it. Now now, i'm sure you can take at least 11 of those 0's off. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"We hope you feel better, Susie, we know you're feeling sick... That's why there were no Medics in this game, they were all at her apartment, healing her using Restoration" ~Tasteless Get Well Soon, Susie! ~dele stork v BackHo g3 game end-o~ Daniel Lee: "From their faces, you can't even tell who won!" Nick: "That sounds like Korean Starcraft to me!" | ||
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EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
that one is the best one so far. I really love the daniel lee + tasteless combo; yesterday's stork vs backho/jangbi vs pepe casting was really funny and enthusiastic =D | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Skyhigh v Best g1 During intro, talking about how cold it is in Korea 'right now'... "But yeah, man, it was like Planet Hoth over in this corner, I had to use my lightsaber to cut a Panda Bear Guy open and crawl inside of him just so I could survive after the games, it was that cold!" ~Tasteless, Star Wars mode "GOM, the tournament of bathroom usage" ~lilsusie "Is this the song from the game 'Plasma Pong'? I swear to god this is the song from the game 'Plasma Pong'... I just-- I'm serious, go download 'Plasma Pong', somebody, and then check and see if this is the song..." ~Tasteless (as "Pompeii" by E.S. Posthumus plays, famously used in movie trailers like Spider-man) HE'LL BE FEELING SkyHigh IF HE CAN WIN AGAINST ONE OF THE BeSt <- wat "He's ranked 4th in the world... for Aiur's sake, I mean seriously... That's the nerdiest thing I've said yet. Nerdiest thing I've said yet, Susie." -N "Oh, I don't know... I don't know about that one." -S "It'll only get worse, I promise!" -N Talking about Skyhigh's age, "He's quite young but in dog years he's having a mid-life crisis!" ~Tasteless And someone in the comments dubbed BeSt "bathroomtoss" | ||
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Dalroti
Canada70 Posts
On October 21 2006 16:22 fusionsdf wrote: It seems to me that his trademark phrase has become "*explanation*....but! HOLD THAT THOUGHT RIGHT NOW!" My favorite quote however is definitely from the draco vs. midas match: "It looks like Draco has probably practiced this strategy...and OH MY GOD YES HE HAS cus theres two dts coming over here right now. And there gonna be-this is like a bad dream right now for terran, I am not even kidding."' link that match plz | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Skyhigh's first mech units... "There is the official Averatec-Intel Classic Tank. It runs off Intel hardware, did you know that? Never crashes, runs at a great speed... and there is the official Averatec-Intel Classic Vulture. Brought to you by Intel." ~Tasteless Best's tech pattern... "He's going straight to Arbiters. Right down Arbiter Lane. It's just past Templar Archives Road." ~Tasteless "It's always fun hanging out with you, Nick, when we're not broadcasting, because the jokes that he comes out with..." -S "The ones I can't say on TV?" -N "Oh, my god..." -S "The Dragoons, just for the record, are not sponsored by Intel software [sic], because they bug out way too much." -N "They must be Mac." -S "Yeah, they don't even run games!" -N I love Tasteless's Zealot death taunts so much that I can't resist including this week's variation... *spider-mine kill* "Ohh, you should have stayed at home today, Zealot." ffffffffffff.. As Best's shuttle w/ reaver flies over Skyhigh's push, Nick: "Uh oh. I think this Shuttle might be listening to the band 'Dragon Slayer' inside....oh wait a minute, that wouldn't make sense, it would have to be the tank playing that music--- awwrh, I messed the joke up, UGH! Ohh, now I'm angry." Susie: *laughs at him* Fun fact: For those people who think Susie sucks at Starcraft, I just listened to her correctly assess that BeSt needed more gateways to spend his resources on, at a moment in which his gathered, un-spent resources were displayed to be very high New Tasteless rap! "Reaver drop, reaver drop! Comin' to your base, make your workers go 'POP!' Not that time, though." Bathroom jokes! "After game two we always allow for a bathroom break, but sometimes, you know, we let them go anyways, if their bladders are really hurting." -N (can't keep a straight face) "They actually have this bin in their booths.. they just have to empty it every once in a while" -S "Don't say that.. somebody's gonna think that's true.. they'd be like 'Hardcore!' He's like peeing in a cup and microing a reaver drop he's like 'Awhhh.. this is so hard!!' " -N "Wow. Bathroom jokes." -S VOD is worth it to hear Tasteless and Susie's nerd-mocking voices that comes right after this exchange ^ | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
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gk_ender
United States717 Posts
On December 29 2008 09:26 Delerium wrote: I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned. OMG I KNOW | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
As tanks siege a pylon wall... "Oh man, if he takes out that pylon, oh man, these vultures are going to be so happy, they're gonna have big banana smiles on their faces" -Nick Best's vespene gas amount... "He's really low, he's getting those Arbiters.. those things are expensive! You don't just get those things at Wal-mart, okay? I mean that's like a 'Nordstrom' unit" -Nick | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"Awrh, I gotta sit up straight, my back just turns into a cashew when I watch these games, I just curl up into a fetal position" ~Tasteless As Terran buildings land.. Nick: "As you can see the floor is pretty dusty, a lot of dust gets emitted whenever those things land.. Yeah, you don't have time to clean in the World of Starcraft." Susie: "..Is that why your room's so messy?" Nick: "Yeah, it is, actually. I'm hardcore, man.. I roll out of bed and just go right to the computer & start owning nerds." On Flash - Susie: "He doesn't look too happy about his win, there..." Nick: "He's angry, he's an angry nerd-slayer." As Susie visibly steps out of frame.. "You're probably wondering, Susie just upgraded Cloak, she's gone.." ~Tasteless | ||
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TaP.Nuada
United States428 Posts
Near the beginning with the shot of flash with an eye twich "It's like he's winking at his scv's saying 'hey guys *wink wink* give me some minerals *wink wink*'" -Nick | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
I can't really transcribe this first quote, you have to hear it. Check the first few minutes of the VOD for "Hey guys, get me some minerals, wink wink!" [The person posting above me did a pretty good job, but it's worth it to hear the audio] Nick: "I had a nickname back when I played in the 'States ! Did you know that?" Susie: "No, I didn't!" Nick: "I was the 'Chainsaw Protoss'! What a baller scary name that is! I would show up to Lans wearing another nerd's face, running around with a gas-powered chainsaw *awrhawrh* I was terrifying." Susie: "Wow." Nick: "Then I'd plug my keyboard and mouse in and win." Susie: "Because you've killed your opponent, is that why?" Nick: "Yeah. I'm that good. They just sit there they don't even move their SCVs because they got all chopped up." Reading a Korean sign.. Susie: "It said ' "Bonjwa" Yong Ho, go and capture all six [Protoss] Dragons.' " Nick: "Gotta catch 'em all." Susie: "...I think he's too young to remember Pokèmon to be honest" Nick: "Wow, that just blew my mind, that really says how young he is" Wow, I'm not even halfway through this game, and I recommend it... not for the commentary, but for the strategic mind-game. One player attempts to trick the other, I won't say who..... game end-o pretty much on the same note as game start-o~ *Susie winks at the camera* (watch the VOD to see why) | ||
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blabber
United States4448 Posts
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GGQ
Canada2653 Posts
Ah! We thought we were safe here, and now it's a prison! | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Worth it for a very subtle, almost inaudible whimper Susie makes when Flash chases away Bisu's shuttle (as if thinking "You mean I don't get to see Reaver harassment?? but it's so sexy :{ ") And for this exchange: Nick: "Hop on the forums, man, you can be like 'I can't believe Bisu just ran into that guy's base' 'O M G I KNOW!'" Susie: "LAWL I KNOW" and lastly, for "The Panda Bear Guy is not a Detector." Addendum: "Where are you gonna go, SCVs!? 'No! We thought we were safe, but now it's a prisooonnnn!!' " <- e:f;b by GCQ above p.s. "Download the GOM player and try it, I use it to watch all of my movies and porn, everything!" + Show Spoiler + p.p.s. Susie: "I think I'm going to drink less." | ||
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Philippines8437 Posts
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Norway28665 Posts
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Watch the intro. Seriously. BackHo.. wtf?? "I'm the mom" -lilsusie "We look like the ice climbers in super smash brothers!" -tasteless (Talking about how cold it was outside the other night when Nick couldn't get a taxi cab..) S: "Oh, was that when you had that hot date?" N: "Ahh that date was good. That was GG." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"I don't even think the Care-Bears care about that drop back there, this game is over" ~tasteless (Talking about Nick's sore throat..) S: "What did that girl give you on Friday!?" N: "Only love! .... Actually don't joke about that I just remembered she's watching the cast" S: "Oh--!" On free/Pretty: "He's the Alpha Nerd!" -tasteless On BackHo: "His back hoe'd out on him." ~lilsusie | ||
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indecision
Germany818 Posts
On January 12 2009 06:22 Delerium wrote: On BackHo: "His back hoe'd out on him." ~lilsusie omg, this one actually made me laugh :D | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
"is that me?" "i need to stand up straighter. im slouchin' " | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On January 05 2009 10:01 Delerium wrote: Flash v Bisu g3 Worth it for a very subtle, almost inaudible whimper Susie makes when Flash chases away Bisu's shuttle (as if thinking "You mean I don't get to see Reaver harassment?? but it's so sexy :{ ") And for this exchange: Nick: "Hop on the forums, man, you can be like 'I can't believe Bisu just ran into that guy's base' 'O M G I KNOW!'" Susie: "LAWL I KNOW" hahaha yeah i loved the forum impersonations. | ||
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JIJIyO
Canada1957 Posts
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JoeSaddles
United States344 Posts
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
I'll give you a hint: Superman + Show Spoiler [lilsusie...?] + p.s. Does this mean Susie won't co-commentate anymore? I loved her gossip (and her personality, voice, and looks) so much, it made watching much more fun for a casual viewer like me : ( | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Talking about Bisu... Nick: "And also, you know, after his Starcraft career ends, he wants to become a competitive figure skater. Did you know that?" Daniel: *sounding genuinely surprised* "No, I did not know that, Nick!" Nick: "Actually, I lied, I don't know why I said that." I missed this one, but some people in the comments noticed that when Super Daniel Man arrived on the scene, he asked Tasteless, "hows my favorite white boy doin?" | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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VorcePA
United States1102 Posts
On January 21 2009 01:58 Delerium wrote: Skyhigh vs Bisu g1 Talking about Bisu... Nick: "And also, you know, after his Starcraft career ends, he wants to become a competitive figure skater. Did you know that?" Daniel: *sounding genuinely surprised* "No, I did not know that, Nick!" Nick: "Actually, I lied, I don't know why I said that." I nearly shat myself when I saw this on the stream. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
However, I couldn't pass up pointing out that the splash screen on Skyhigh v Bisu g3 listed the map as "Clolseum2" :^D Daniel Lee, on going fishing over Chinese New Year DL: "I don't eat the fish" NP: "You just catch them and then you let them go?" DL: "Yeah I just want the fish to be late for something" | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"but right now, the burning question that's on everyone's mind is... can Dragoons have sex? I mean, look at those things!" | ||
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KP_CollectoR
United States744 Posts
On January 05 2009 10:52 Liquid`Drone wrote: 'Where are you gonna go, SCVs!? 'No! We thought we were safe, but now it's a prisooonnnn!!' was fucking hilarious | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
When Jaedong was attacking the sunken @ collosium | ||
Smix
United States4549 Posts
I love this thread. | ||
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RyanS
United States620 Posts
"These Overlords should not be cuddling in a moment like this because Corsairs have splash damage." | ||
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Voltiare
United States2 Posts
On January 21 2009 05:38 Delerium wrote: Daniel Lee, on going fishing over Chinese New Year DL: "I don't eat the fish" NP: "You just catch them and then you let them go?" DL: "Yeah I just want the fish to be late for something" I really didn't find this funny as DL stole the joke from Mitch Hedburg. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mitch_hedberg.html "You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something." Here's some other funny ones: "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. " "Dogs are forever in the push up postion. " "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." "Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' " "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. " Mitch is awesome. Anyway, back to Nick. | ||
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
Nice compilation of Mitch jokes though. | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
-Tasteless | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
On February 18 2009 09:21 Smix wrote: ^ - I'm actually a huge fan of Mitch Hedberg also but something tells me Daniel Lee probably didn't steal that joke from an American comedian who died 4 years ago... I think his sense of humor is odd enough for him to have thought of it himself. Plus Mitch's jokes never fail to make me laugh even after the first time hearing them so it wasn't that much of a buzzkill to see Daniel Lee use it as well. Nice compilation of Mitch jokes though. He probably heard it somewhere before but I don't think he sat there listening to stand up comedians with a diabolical look on his face scribbling down jokes onto a notepad | ||
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esla_sol
United States756 Posts
"so you guys are probably wondering how zergbong got his name, but its not what you think. as it turns out, his last name is actually bong." | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
On March 02 2009 10:54 TryThis wrote: "Its called hold position bro!" T_______T | ||
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MaiBoA38
United States108 Posts
On March 02 2009 11:17 esla_sol wrote: *picture of the stats of stork vs zergbong flashes on screen* "so you guys are probably wondering how zergbong got his name, but its not what you think. as it turns out, his last name is actually bong." "Stork...uhh...I guess he likes...uhh...birds." | ||
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Ecorin
Estonia84 Posts
Super Daniel Man : " I would hate another Super Daniel Man. That means we are gonna have to fight to the death. I'll be killing myself. That's suicide." I really LOL'd, ----- check out gomTV Season 3 Intel Classic, already some popular known players losing to less known ones and very exciting matches !!! | ||
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jtype
England2167 Posts
Tasteless - "Ro my god!!" I chuckled pretty hard at that. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
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cHicKeLoR
Germany559 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:43 konadora wrote: Tasteless is the pinnacle of Starcraft English commentary. + Show Spoiler + yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg *drama insures*. tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:48 GHOSTCLAW wrote: + Show Spoiler + yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg *drama insures*. tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread. Tasteless' casts are the only English commentaries I like to watch because he's that damn funny. Oh, and he has a sexy voice too. | ||
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Makhno
Sweden585 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:53 Fredflintstone wrote: We need some monkey milk quotes in here ASAP. Yeah I was thinking just that. Probably too much to single out a specific quote but damn that cast (and game) was hilarious! | ||
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Shizuru~
Malaysia1676 Posts
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fijosh
Czech Republic68 Posts
superdanielman: Well he brought the heat today, he is in the zone. tasteless: He brought the heat, it's a good thing I brought a stick of deodorant, because he brought the heat. xD the way how does he say that is so funny | ||
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
I think it was Baby VS Jangbi game 2 Also: Bring back susie, she was the best, all three would be the best definitely. | ||
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SilentNoodle
Australia290 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:43 konadora wrote: Tasteless is the pinnacle of Starcraft English commentary. | ||
GTR
51449 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:48 GHOSTCLAW wrote: + Show Spoiler + yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg *drama insures*. tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread. As stupid as this comment might be, Jason Lee is probably the best 'Caster'. He has the perfect voice and has a minimum amount of um's and er's, he's also a professional in casting other sports such as baseball and football. Tasteless doesn't seem to fit as a play by play/color guy. If GOM picked up Jason Lee to do the play-by-play commentary and made Tasteless and SDM Color Commentators (해설's), the commentary would be so much better. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
~tasteless, discussing ZergBong | ||
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Netherlands4511 Posts
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Velr
Switzerland10705 Posts
On May 27 2009 06:14 GTR wrote: As stupid as this comment might be, Jason Lee is probably the best 'Caster'. He has the perfect voice and has a minimum amount of um's and er's, he's also a professional in casting other sports such as baseball and football. Tasteless doesn't seem to fit as a play by play/color guy. If GOM picked up Jason Lee to do the play-by-play commentary and made Tasteless and SDM Color Commentators (해설's), the commentary would be so much better. Maybe in Korean, in english his accent is a little to strong. I really like hearing him but call him the best caster is a little much. And yes.. The "pulled out" and so on phrases are used to much, as is/was sun tzu... | ||
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Nager
Germany32 Posts
This Tasteless-quote by itself is hilarious enough, but Daniel makes it even more funny by overhearing it at first and then stopping dead in the tracks: "Wait, did you say gosu-bumps? Ahahah.." | ||
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Dromar
United States2145 Posts
On May 27 2009 22:47 ret wrote: anyone else finds words like 'penetrate' 'potent' pulling out' being used by daniel lee cosntantly rather awkward? I think potent is fine, but the penetrate and pulling out seem weird. The first time it happened, fine, but Tasteless must have told him about it since then. | ||
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Spanxxx
United States408 Posts
On March 02 2009 10:54 TryThis wrote: "Its called hold position bro!" i don't like to think about that game.. ughh | ||
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Ecorin
Estonia84 Posts
I don't remember the exact quote but the cast started... "Baby is 15, Skyhigh is 18. One of them can see R rated movies so maybe that will fill Baby's anger" go watch now ! | ||
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At0ne
United States7 Posts
"i can drink 1.5 liters of water in two starcraft games" skyhigh vs baby match 2 | ||
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SHr3DD3r
Pakistan2137 Posts
On May 27 2009 22:47 ret wrote: anyone else finds words like 'penetrate' 'potent' pulling out' being used by daniel lee cosntantly rather awkward? And here I thought it was just me. Danielman watches way too much pron or he reads about it way tooo much. | ||
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caldo149
United States469 Posts
SDM has specifically addressed this in some cast in season 3 (can't recall specifically when); he stated that the terms he uses such as "penetrate" and "pull out" are commonly used in the military, and that since Starcraft is a military strategy game, it is appropriate usage. He also stated that those people that think its weird or something should get their mind out of the gutter and suggested that they may not be as mature as they could be. Personally I have never known them to be used that much, but then I was never in the military XD I found SDM's usage awkward first, yes, but after such repetition it doesn't bother me anymore. | ||
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phase
United States399 Posts
"There's the panda bear guy with a bunch of SCVs - it's like a pandabear guy petting zoo." | ||
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iPF[Div]
Spain572 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:53 Fredflintstone wrote: We need some monkey milk quotes in here ASAP. Elaboration? I definitely missed that game. | ||
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Stuslegend
Canada168 Posts
lollllllll july vs flash game 2 | ||
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