EPTTasteless Quotes Appreciation Thread - Page 25
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lilsusie
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MamiyaOtaru
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Elvin_vn
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Susie - What do you mean Effort is NOT NOT ? Tasteless - No, he's NOT in a good position. I meant it just once. There was an echo in here. Tasteless - The scourge is coming out. There they are... twins ! Susie - Boys Tasteless - They're boys | ||
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Delerium
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"It's so flashy in here I feel like I'm in a pokemon cartoon, seriously there's lights everywhere" | ||
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Zero_Cool
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SilverSkyLark
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MamiyaOtaru
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Delerium
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(said as the first pack of Mutalisks crosses the map) "Flying shrimps have never been scarier." | ||
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deathbyhornet
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Setting: Flash just snuck three vultures into TheROCK's main past a group of about ten dragoons. Probes scatter, the dragoons attempt to stop the vultures and hilarity ensues. Tasteless: Well he got the vultures through! Ah, this could be really bad for TheROCK, he could lose a lot of probes here. Two locations that are both very accessible for the vultures and he's going to go for this one, the one furthest away from the dragoons. Susie: Oh no. Tasteless: Work! You're going the wrong way! Turn around! Susie: Where are you going? Tasteless: Somebody give these dragoons a map because they seem to be lost. They had to stop by the Nexus and ask for directions. | ||
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Geo.Rion
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He slays dragons, nerds... Nerdragons... Tasteless about Flash's old nickname, the "little monster": Susie: He wants to shed that nickname and be sg stronger Tasteless: The big goddamn scary monster | ||
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SilverSkyLark
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On December 14 2008 21:30 deathbyhornet wrote: Flash vs TheROCK - Game 2 [Round of 16 Group A] (12/14/08) Setting: Flash just snuck three vultures into TheROCK's main past a group of about ten dragoons. Probes scatter, the dragoons attempt to stop the vultures and hilarity ensues. Tasteless: Well he got the vultures through! Ah, this could be really bad for TheROCK, he could lose a lot of probes here. Two locations that are both very accessible for the vultures and he's going to go for this one, the one furthest away from the dragoons. Susie: Oh no. Tasteless: Work! You're going the wrong way! Turn around! Susie: Where are you going? Tasteless: Somebody give these dragoons a map because they seem to be lost. They had to stop by the Nexus and ask for directions. nice first post. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"It's so cold here... Where is the global warming when you need it !?" As a firebat torches TheRock's nexus, "Nexus not very flammable..." "Somebody buy that firebat a can of gasoline, he's going to be burning that nexus for a while..." and of course, the not in any way sexually provocative... "We lost a lot of probes back there." -Susie | ||
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Quanticfograw
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Manit0u
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dongfeng
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Mastermind
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On December 15 2008 09:46 Manit0u wrote: I can't survive that he pronounces 'lair' like 'layer' I pronounce it that way too. | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
(my version of a quote transcribed differently above) As TheRock's dragoons get stuck trying to ward off Vultures, "WHERE--!? YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND! Somebody give these dragoons a map, they seem to be lost. They had to stop by the nexus and ask for directions." Referring to the black and silver-striped columns behind them and Susie's black/white striped shirt, "Did you guys notice Susie wore her Solid Snake sneaking suit? In between breaks she just *extreme suction sound* and just like blends into the background and becomes one of our pillars" "Kerrigan has got the hots for that guy, the only zerg still in the Classic" bonus from ra in the comments section: "Susie needs a proper MGS nickname like Pylon Chameleon." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
"Normally we're on standby for like 2 minutes and then we gotta hurry back... I usually have to kick a bathroom stall door down and throw a nerd outta the way so I can get my restroom break" Referring to a shadow of a cameraman on their desk, "Still got the shadow there... That's actually not a shadow, Susie, that is the ghost of Boxer, that dark cloud over here at our table" -N "Going *ghost voice* 'Where are the Terrans?'" -S In unison: "'Where are the Terrans?'" "Well, I'm okay with the ghost of Boxer looming over me." (!?) -S "I'm going to be getting The Exorcist here pretty soon." -N As Susie leaves to do an interview, "Now Susie will pass through the ghost of Boxer here. Will she ever return? I don't know." With Hoejja meaningfully behind, "If he can take out a couple probes, that might make a difference... well, more than a couple probes. That was kind of the understatement of the century there by me." | ||
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Delerium
United States324 Posts
Trying to determine how many stacked Medusa temples Hoejja has to break down to reach Bisu's high ground, "Is this the last temple? I'm losing count of how many temples... How tall is this mound of temples? JESUS, THERE'S ONE MORE TEMPLE!?" -N "NO! There's another one!" -S "You know The Lost Temple? That map? This is where all the temples go!" -Nick "They're not lost, they're on Medusa!" -S "They're not lost, we found them, all the lost temples are actually on Medusa!" -N *temple explodes* "NO THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!?" -N Susie laughs at him "AAAA I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND! I think this [Bisu's] cannon's actually gonna finish. This is going to be a facepalming moment. No, wait, actually, I think he's [Hoejja's] going to get it.. *skeptically* ..is there going to be another temple over here..?" -N *temple explodes, leaving behind another* in unison: "AAAAAAAA!!" "Are you serious!??! Jesus! What! How!" -N Tech patterns develop, "Okay Zerg's going to use some Skorj.. skerj.. whatever you want to call them. Tomayto, tomahto, potayto, potahto." "So what's critical is that Bisu not lose the shuttle. If Bisu loses the shuttle... Oh god oh god, oh, the horrors, if Bisu loses the shuttle." Referring to some Mutalisks, "This is 'Zerg Force One'" ('Air Force One' is the name of the US presidential airplane and a Harrison Ford movie) Watching Corsairs chase fleeing Mutalisks, "There's a wild car chase... except they're not cars." -Susie As Bisu wrests control of the game, "Oh man, Kerrigan is breaking up with this guy [Hoejja] after this game, there are gonna be no more zergs.. The Overmind is gonna be on antidepressants.." Referring to no PBG in the ro16, "No Panda Bear Guy, no fun. That's what I say." ~Tasteless Later... "My voice is gone, man, I sound like a chain-smoking old lady. *Chain-Smoking Old Lady Voice* 'Where's the nearest Indian Reservation? I need to buy a carton of cigarettes.'" -N bonus from comments: lilsusie: "That was some good sex we had today" (commenter's hearing of "sets") | ||
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SilverSkyLark
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On December 15 2008 10:24 Delerium wrote: Referring to the black and silver-striped columns behind them and Susie's black/white striped shirt, "Did you guys notice Susie wore her Solid Snake sneaking suit? In between breaks she just *extreme suction sound* and just like blends into the background and becomes one of our pillars" "Susie needs a proper MGS nickname like Pylon Chameleon." Ahahahahaha! | ||
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