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Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7002 Posts
December 28 2008 19:09 GMT
#521
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote:
Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ?

All three of them would be perfect, I think Susie really adds a lot to the commentary despite not having deep knowledge like Daniel and Nick do.
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-29 00:50:18
December 29 2008 00:21 GMT
#522
Stork v BackHo g1

Daniel Lee: "By the way, Nick, did I tell you how good-looking and such a great caster you are?"
Nick: "Thank you, thank you, Daniel"
Daniel Lee: "Did I tell you that, Nick?"
Nick: "Well you know I really appreciate it"
Daniel Lee: "I mean I, I-- study you, man, yeah, I studied you, before I came here"
Nick: "Daniel, look..."
Daniel Lee: "Such a baller, why are you such a baller??"
Nick: "Alright.. *gives him money* look, here man, this is for you"
Daniel Lee: "There's more where that came from, I know.."
Nick: "Alright alright, here's the rest *gives him more money*"

game start-o!
"Ok, here's Stork at the top, excuse me, um, BackHo at the right, and the guy who yelled 'Starcraft!!1`' somewhere in the audience, Daniel Lee in the back doing an interview, Tasteless in the uh, the GOMtv chair, casting the game. We know where everybody is now. As proof, there is Stork." ~Tasteless

game end-o!
"That's it, I think that's officially GG. There's a Nexus, that's more GG. There's a second Dark Templar, this is soooo GG. If this were Sesame Street, the letter of the day would be G, because this game is so, this game is over." ~Tasteless
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
December 29 2008 00:26 GMT
#523
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote:
Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ?

I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned.
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
December 29 2008 00:48 GMT
#524
stork v BackHo g2:

"G to the G... to the stork to the BackHo to the game-three!"
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
December 29 2008 00:54 GMT
#525
If this were Sesame Street, the letter of the day would be G


that was awesome lol
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
December 29 2008 01:03 GMT
#526
On December 29 2008 09:26 Delerium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote:
Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ?

I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned.


Haha, but no worries, send an email anyways, I report everything out there. I know Daniel is 10000000000000 times better than me - he's got like 10 years experience with the game! feedback.gomtv@gmail.com - go for it.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
December 29 2008 01:16 GMT
#527
On December 29 2008 10:03 lilsusie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2008 09:26 Delerium wrote:
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote:
Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ?

I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned.


Haha, but no worries, send an email anyways, I report everything out there. I know Daniel is 10000000000000 times better than me - he's got like 10 years experience with the game! feedback.gomtv@gmail.com - go for it.


Now now, i'm sure you can take at least 11 of those 0's off.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
December 29 2008 02:06 GMT
#528
Susie-haters burn in hell! I'm not denying that Super Daniel Man is awesome (he is), but Susie rocks my socks off! This one's for you, Susie:

"We hope you feel better, Susie, we know you're feeling sick... That's why there were no Medics in this game, they were all at her apartment, healing her using Restoration" ~Tasteless
Get Well Soon, Susie! ~dele

stork v BackHo g3

game end-o~
Daniel Lee: "From their faces, you can't even tell who won!"
Nick: "That sounds like Korean Starcraft to me!"
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-29 02:30:40
December 29 2008 02:30 GMT
#529
On December 29 2008 09:54 GGQ wrote:
Show nested quote +
If this were Sesame Street, the letter of the day would be G


that was awesome lol


that one is the best one so far.

I really love the daniel lee + tasteless combo; yesterday's stork vs backho/jangbi vs pepe casting was really funny and enthusiastic =D
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
January 04 2009 19:20 GMT
#530
Oh god, ahaha, I'm so glad I'm back doing this thread again. Check this out...

Skyhigh v Best g1

During intro, talking about how cold it is in Korea 'right now'...
"But yeah, man, it was like Planet Hoth over in this corner, I had to use my lightsaber to cut a Panda Bear Guy open and crawl inside of him just so I could survive after the games, it was that cold!" ~Tasteless, Star Wars mode

"GOM, the tournament of bathroom usage" ~lilsusie

"Is this the song from the game 'Plasma Pong'? I swear to god this is the song from the game 'Plasma Pong'... I just-- I'm serious, go download 'Plasma Pong', somebody, and then check and see if this is the song..." ~Tasteless (as "Pompeii" by E.S. Posthumus plays, famously used in movie trailers like Spider-man)

HE'LL BE FEELING SkyHigh IF HE CAN WIN AGAINST ONE OF THE BeSt <- wat

"He's ranked 4th in the world... for Aiur's sake, I mean seriously... That's the nerdiest thing I've said yet. Nerdiest thing I've said yet, Susie." -N
"Oh, I don't know... I don't know about that one." -S
"It'll only get worse, I promise!" -N

Talking about Skyhigh's age,
"He's quite young but in dog years he's having a mid-life crisis!" ~Tasteless

And someone in the comments dubbed BeSt "bathroomtoss"
Dalroti
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada70 Posts
January 04 2009 19:46 GMT
#531
On October 21 2006 16:22 fusionsdf wrote:
It seems to me that his trademark phrase has become "*explanation*....but! HOLD THAT THOUGHT RIGHT NOW!"

My favorite quote however is definitely from the draco vs. midas match:

"It looks like Draco has probably practiced this strategy...and OH MY GOD YES HE HAS cus theres two dts coming over here right now. And there gonna be-this is like a bad dream right now for terran, I am not even kidding."'


link that match plz
My great grand father was a magic penguin
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
January 04 2009 20:12 GMT
#532
Skyhigh v Best g2

Skyhigh's first mech units...
"There is the official Averatec-Intel Classic Tank. It runs off Intel hardware, did you know that? Never crashes, runs at a great speed... and there is the official Averatec-Intel Classic Vulture. Brought to you by Intel." ~Tasteless

Best's tech pattern...
"He's going straight to Arbiters. Right down Arbiter Lane. It's just past Templar Archives Road." ~Tasteless

"It's always fun hanging out with you, Nick, when we're not broadcasting, because the jokes that he comes out with..." -S
"The ones I can't say on TV?" -N
"Oh, my god..." -S

"The Dragoons, just for the record, are not sponsored by Intel software [sic], because they bug out way too much." -N
"They must be Mac." -S
"Yeah, they don't even run games!" -N

I love Tasteless's Zealot death taunts so much that I can't resist including this week's variation...
*spider-mine kill* "Ohh, you should have stayed at home today, Zealot."

ffffffffffff..

As Best's shuttle w/ reaver flies over Skyhigh's push,
Nick: "Uh oh. I think this Shuttle might be listening to the band 'Dragon Slayer' inside....oh wait a minute, that wouldn't make sense, it would have to be the tank playing that music--- awwrh, I messed the joke up, UGH! Ohh, now I'm angry."
Susie: *laughs at him*

Fun fact: For those people who think Susie sucks at Starcraft, I just listened to her correctly assess that BeSt needed more gateways to spend his resources on, at a moment in which his gathered, un-spent resources were displayed to be very high

New Tasteless rap!
"Reaver drop, reaver drop! Comin' to your base, make your workers go 'POP!' Not that time, though."

Bathroom jokes!
"After game two we always allow for a bathroom break, but sometimes, you know, we let them go anyways, if their bladders are really hurting." -N (can't keep a straight face)
"They actually have this bin in their booths.. they just have to empty it every once in a while" -S
"Don't say that.. somebody's gonna think that's true.. they'd be like 'Hardcore!' He's like peeing in a cup and microing a reaver drop he's like 'Awhhh.. this is so hard!!' " -N
"Wow. Bathroom jokes." -S

VOD is worth it to hear Tasteless and Susie's nerd-mocking voices that comes right after this exchange ^
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 04 2009 20:22 GMT
#533
I did not like that guy susie and tasteless only imo
gk_ender
Profile Joined October 2008
United States717 Posts
January 04 2009 20:33 GMT
#534
On December 29 2008 09:26 Delerium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2008 03:54 Lobbo wrote:
Anyone know how to get in contact with gom to lay down some feedback and suffice they add Daniel lee to commentate with Tasteless and Susie, if not replace her to season 3 ?

I would go all off-topic on you and rant and rave to the effect of "Screw you, Susie is awesome", but ironically, the English-language GOMtv feedback e-mail is administrated by none other than... Susie herself. Owned.

OMG I KNOW
Taek Bang
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
January 04 2009 21:06 GMT
#535
Skyhigh v Best g3

As tanks siege a pylon wall...
"Oh man, if he takes out that pylon, oh man, these vultures are going to be so happy, they're gonna have big banana smiles on their faces" -Nick

Best's vespene gas amount...
"He's really low, he's getting those Arbiters.. those things are expensive! You don't just get those things at Wal-mart, okay? I mean that's like a 'Nordstrom' unit" -Nick
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
January 04 2009 22:19 GMT
#536
Flash v Bisu g1

"Awrh, I gotta sit up straight, my back just turns into a cashew when I watch these games, I just curl up into a fetal position" ~Tasteless

As Terran buildings land..
Nick: "As you can see the floor is pretty dusty, a lot of dust gets emitted whenever those things land.. Yeah, you don't have time to clean in the World of Starcraft."
Susie: "..Is that why your room's so messy?"
Nick: "Yeah, it is, actually. I'm hardcore, man.. I roll out of bed and just go right to the computer & start owning nerds."

On Flash -
Susie: "He doesn't look too happy about his win, there..."
Nick: "He's angry, he's an angry nerd-slayer."

As Susie visibly steps out of frame..
"You're probably wondering, Susie just upgraded Cloak, she's gone.." ~Tasteless
TaP.Nuada
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States428 Posts
January 04 2009 23:40 GMT
#537
Bisu vs Flash game 2

Near the beginning with the shot of flash with an eye twich

"It's like he's winking at his scv's saying 'hey guys *wink wink* give me some minerals *wink wink*'"
-Nick
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Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
January 05 2009 00:11 GMT
#538
Flash v Bisu g2

I can't really transcribe this first quote, you have to hear it. Check the first few minutes of the VOD for "Hey guys, get me some minerals, wink wink!" [The person posting above me did a pretty good job, but it's worth it to hear the audio]

Nick: "I had a nickname back when I played in the 'States ! Did you know that?"
Susie: "No, I didn't!"
Nick: "I was the 'Chainsaw Protoss'! What a baller scary name that is! I would show up to Lans wearing another nerd's face, running around with a gas-powered chainsaw *awrhawrh* I was terrifying."
Susie: "Wow."
Nick: "Then I'd plug my keyboard and mouse in and win."
Susie: "Because you've killed your opponent, is that why?"
Nick: "Yeah. I'm that good. They just sit there they don't even move their SCVs because they got all chopped up."

Reading a Korean sign..
Susie: "It said ' "Bonjwa" Yong Ho, go and capture all six [Protoss] Dragons.' "
Nick: "Gotta catch 'em all."
Susie: "...I think he's too young to remember Pokèmon to be honest"
Nick: "Wow, that just blew my mind, that really says how young he is"

Wow, I'm not even halfway through this game, and I recommend it... not for the commentary, but for the strategic mind-game. One player attempts to trick the other, I won't say who.....

game end-o pretty much on the same note as game start-o~
*Susie winks at the camera* (watch the VOD to see why)
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
January 05 2009 00:18 GMT
#539
I really enjoyed Tasteless's "uh-ugh" thing every time Skyhigh's #69 rank is mentioned
blabberrrrr
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
January 05 2009 00:58 GMT
#540
bisu vs flash game 3

Ah! We thought we were safe here, and now it's a prison!
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