EPT"These Overlords should not be cuddling in a moment like this because Corsairs have splash damage."
Tasteless Quotes Appreciation Thread - Page 29
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RyanS
United States620 Posts
"These Overlords should not be cuddling in a moment like this because Corsairs have splash damage." | ||
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Voltiare
United States2 Posts
On January 21 2009 05:38 Delerium wrote: Daniel Lee, on going fishing over Chinese New Year DL: "I don't eat the fish" NP: "You just catch them and then you let them go?" DL: "Yeah I just want the fish to be late for something" I really didn't find this funny as DL stole the joke from Mitch Hedburg. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mitch_hedberg.html "You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something." Here's some other funny ones: "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. " "Dogs are forever in the push up postion. " "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." "Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' " "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. " Mitch is awesome. Anyway, back to Nick. | ||
Smix
United States4549 Posts
Nice compilation of Mitch jokes though.  | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
-Tasteless | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
On February 18 2009 09:21 Smix wrote: ^ - I'm actually a huge fan of Mitch Hedberg also but something tells me Daniel Lee probably didn't steal that joke from an American comedian who died 4 years ago... I think his sense of humor is odd enough for him to have thought of it himself. Plus Mitch's jokes never fail to make me laugh even after the first time hearing them so it wasn't that much of a buzzkill to see Daniel Lee use it as well. Nice compilation of Mitch jokes though. He probably heard it somewhere before but I don't think he sat there listening to stand up comedians with a diabolical look on his face scribbling down jokes onto a notepad | ||
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esla_sol
United States756 Posts
"so you guys are probably wondering how zergbong got his name, but its not what you think. as it turns out, his last name is actually bong." | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
On March 02 2009 10:54 TryThis wrote: "Its called hold position bro!" T_______T | ||
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MaiBoA38
United States108 Posts
On March 02 2009 11:17 esla_sol wrote: *picture of the stats of stork vs zergbong flashes on screen* "so you guys are probably wondering how zergbong got his name, but its not what you think. as it turns out, his last name is actually bong." "Stork...uhh...I guess he likes...uhh...birds." | ||
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Ecorin
Estonia84 Posts
Super Daniel Man : " I would hate another Super Daniel Man. That means we are gonna have to fight to the death. I'll be killing myself. That's suicide." I really LOL'd, ----- check out gomTV Season 3 Intel Classic, already some popular known players losing to less known ones and very exciting matches !!! | ||
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jtype
England2167 Posts
Tasteless - "Ro my god!!" I chuckled pretty hard at that. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66363 Posts
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cHicKeLoR
Germany559 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:43 konadora wrote: Tasteless is the pinnacle of Starcraft English commentary. + Show Spoiler + yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg *drama insures*. tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66363 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:48 GHOSTCLAW wrote: + Show Spoiler + yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg *drama insures*. tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread. Tasteless' casts are the only English commentaries I like to watch because he's that damn funny. Oh, and he has a sexy voice too. | ||
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Fredflintstone
439 Posts
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Makhno
Sweden585 Posts
On April 30 2009 00:53 Fredflintstone wrote: We need some monkey milk quotes in here ASAP. Yeah I was thinking just that. Probably too much to single out a specific quote but damn that cast (and game) was hilarious! | ||
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Shizuru~
Malaysia1676 Posts
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fijosh
Czech Republic68 Posts
superdanielman: Well he brought the heat today, he is in the zone. tasteless: He brought the heat, it's a good thing I brought a stick of deodorant, because he brought the heat. xD the way how does he say that is so funny | ||
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nataziel
Australia1455 Posts
 I think it was Baby VS Jangbi game 2 Also: Bring back susie, she was the best, all three would be the best definitely. | ||
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