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RyanS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States620 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-17 05:47:12
February 17 2009 05:42 GMT
#561
"Two SCVs holding hands over here...but not anymore."

"These Overlords should not be cuddling in a moment like this because Corsairs have splash damage."
Voltiare
Profile Joined February 2009
United States2 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-17 18:06:51
February 17 2009 18:01 GMT
#562
On January 21 2009 05:38 Delerium wrote:
Daniel Lee, on going fishing over Chinese New Year
DL: "I don't eat the fish"
NP: "You just catch them and then you let them go?"
DL: "Yeah I just want the fish to be late for something"

I really didn't find this funny as DL stole the joke from Mitch Hedburg.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mitch_hedberg.html

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."

Here's some other funny ones:

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. "

"Dogs are forever in the push up postion. "

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' "

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. "

Mitch is awesome. Anyway, back to Nick.
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
February 18 2009 00:21 GMT
#563
^ - I'm actually a huge fan of Mitch Hedberg also but something tells me Daniel Lee probably didn't steal that joke from an American comedian who died 4 years ago... I think his sense of humor is odd enough for him to have thought of it himself. Plus Mitch's jokes never fail to make me laugh even after the first time hearing them so it wasn't that much of a buzzkill to see Daniel Lee use it as well.

Nice compilation of Mitch jokes though.
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
March 02 2009 01:41 GMT
#564
"Slow zerglings, just slow zerglings. These guys are not on the track team."
-Tasteless
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
March 02 2009 01:54 GMT
#565
"Its called hold position bro!"
Dwell
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
March 02 2009 02:13 GMT
#566
On February 18 2009 09:21 Smix wrote:
^ - I'm actually a huge fan of Mitch Hedberg also but something tells me Daniel Lee probably didn't steal that joke from an American comedian who died 4 years ago... I think his sense of humor is odd enough for him to have thought of it himself. Plus Mitch's jokes never fail to make me laugh even after the first time hearing them so it wasn't that much of a buzzkill to see Daniel Lee use it as well.

Nice compilation of Mitch jokes though.

He probably heard it somewhere before but I don't think he sat there listening to stand up comedians with a diabolical look on his face scribbling down jokes onto a notepad
esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
March 02 2009 02:17 GMT
#567
*picture of the stats of stork vs zergbong flashes on screen*

"so you guys are probably wondering how zergbong got his name, but its not what you think. as it turns out, his last name is actually bong."
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
March 02 2009 02:27 GMT
#568
On March 02 2009 10:54 TryThis wrote:
"Its called hold position bro!"

T_______T
MaiBoA38
Profile Joined June 2008
United States108 Posts
March 02 2009 02:38 GMT
#569
On March 02 2009 11:17 esla_sol wrote:
*picture of the stats of stork vs zergbong flashes on screen*

"so you guys are probably wondering how zergbong got his name, but its not what you think. as it turns out, his last name is actually bong."


"Stork...uhh...I guess he likes...uhh...birds."
Sometimes its not intentional, sometimes you just botch it.
Ecorin
Profile Joined August 2008
Estonia84 Posts
April 29 2009 14:48 GMT
#570
Tasteless : "There's Jaedong, we saw a reflection of him before... Imagine if there were 2 Jaedongs man... Jaedong clones, man... We could make them battle." ... later:"I wouldn't mind 2 Tasteless's"

Super Daniel Man : " I would hate another Super Daniel Man. That means we are gonna have to fight to the death. I'll be killing myself. That's suicide."

I really LOL'd, ----- check out gomTV Season 3 Intel Classic, already some popular known players losing to less known ones and very exciting matches !!!
Like I said before.we are going to own these guys,no problem.I could beat their entire team 1 on 8 with no monitor. -Tasteless translating
jtype
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
England2167 Posts
April 29 2009 15:20 GMT
#571
815 v RoRo -

Tasteless - "Ro my god!!"

I chuckled pretty hard at that.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
April 29 2009 15:43 GMT
#572
Tasteless is the pinnacle of Starcraft English commentary.
POGGERS
cHicKeLoR
Profile Joined October 2008
Germany559 Posts
April 29 2009 15:47 GMT
#573
I do not remember all ... but the monkey milk conversation during the third match of Much vs (forgot) was awesome :D
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-29 15:48:40
April 29 2009 15:48 GMT
#574
On April 30 2009 00:43 konadora wrote:
Tasteless is the pinnacle of Starcraft English commentary.

+ Show Spoiler +

yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg

*drama insures*.

tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
April 29 2009 15:51 GMT
#575
On April 30 2009 00:48 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 00:43 konadora wrote:
Tasteless is the pinnacle of Starcraft English commentary.

+ Show Spoiler +

yes, although to be fair, there aren't that many other people who have been able to start on their own, and then rise to the top like you've had to if you've wanted to be successful. The only other two that come to mind are klaz and diggity, but then they "went over to the dark side" and went to sc2gg

*drama insures*.

tasteless definitely puts his own flair to his casting, and it shows in this quote thread.

Tasteless' casts are the only English commentaries I like to watch because he's that damn funny. Oh, and he has a sexy voice too.
POGGERS
Fredflintstone
Profile Joined January 2009
439 Posts
April 29 2009 15:53 GMT
#576
We need some monkey milk quotes in here ASAP.
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
April 29 2009 16:09 GMT
#577
On April 30 2009 00:53 Fredflintstone wrote:
We need some monkey milk quotes in here ASAP.


Yeah I was thinking just that. Probably too much to single out a specific quote but damn that cast (and game) was hilarious!
"If I think, everything is lost"
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
April 29 2009 17:45 GMT
#578
"What are you doing here?? there's only gonna be one white guy in this restaurant you understand?"

fijosh
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Czech Republic68 Posts
May 26 2009 08:44 GMT
#579
tasteless: Well, HoeJJa is that good.
superdanielman: Well he brought the heat today, he is in the zone.
tasteless: He brought the heat, it's a good thing I brought a stick of deodorant, because he brought the heat.

xD the way how does he say that is so funny
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-26 09:03:27
May 26 2009 09:03 GMT
#580
I remember one game where he was like "This game is so good I just dropped the F-bomb on air" and then I went back to try and find it and I couldn't

I think it was Baby VS Jangbi game 2

Also: Bring back susie, she was the best, all three would be the best definitely.
u gotta sk8
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