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comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
January 02 2006 23:43 GMT
#61
hey chrusher97 are you a pgt admin or something? can someone confirm? when does this contest end? thanks.
I put the fu in fun
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
January 03 2006 02:32 GMT
#62
Hm.. the part about pgt points are edited out.. no longer available?
1tym is one time for your mind
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
January 03 2006 05:49 GMT
#63
On January 02 2006 22:33 Chris.K wrote:
I think I should so start an ohio rap battle up in here...



rise I sent u a pm hit me up on msn u live about 40 minutes away


Oh, awesome
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 07:01:49
January 03 2006 07:01 GMT
#64
On January 02 2006 19:38 Smorrie wrote:
broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother
so how you feel about have another little brother
nasty motherfucker, talking like a trucker
snatch your bitch up out the truck smack her up and fuck' her
always talk shit hot, smoking's all for tots
see y'all can die, just for walking by, giving an awkward eye

First part was nice, but the "just walkin by, giving an awkward eye" sounded like you stole some lyrics.

Possibly from eminem??
Hmmm???
Yes??
sinsky
Profile Joined January 2006
Zimbabwe36 Posts
January 03 2006 07:03 GMT
#65
...
everything u know is wrong
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
January 03 2006 21:43 GMT
#66
On January 03 2006 11:32 1tym wrote:
Hm.. the part about pgt points are edited out.. no longer available?


o ya.. wtgay.
I put the fu in fun
chrusher97
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada811 Posts
January 12 2006 12:19 GMT
#67
k updated with some freestyles i found on sclegacy
Broken.Mind
Profile Joined December 2005
United States364 Posts
January 12 2006 14:33 GMT
#68
ForSakeN: nigga nigga
5555: yeah?
ForSakeN: where you be?
ForSakeN: i am lost w/o u cant u see?
5555: :o
S5555: no i cant
ForSakeN: come back to battle.net
5555: no
5555: cant
5555: :o
ForSakeN: it is where we first met
5555: lol
5555: after my goons destroyed all ur turrets
5555: the ground once dry became wet
ForSakeN: gj u just completed my blog for myspace
5555: lol
ForSakeN: with tears...
ForSakeN: NO!!! with urine
5555: with blood
5555: from the marines and goons
5555: and dust from tanks vults and zeals
5555: :o
ForSakeN: gosh those things have no sex appeal
5555: :-D
5555: wet with tears for fear of death
5555: from the little zealot whose birth was fresh
ForSakeN: and with one mighty last breath
5555: he gave in and fell into the depth
ForSakeN: cry !! Curse you Guy And all of you army !!
ForSakeN: Ima go run and tell my MOMMY!
5555: T.T
5555: u just crying "guy tried to robme"
ForSakeN: DEPTH of nothingness that is the fate for all BW UNITS
5555: yet for nothing that is fate
5555: because nothing but war has been happening of late
5555: the marines just die and say "goodbye mate"
5555: (in australia)
ForSakeN: please dont rhyme with fate ^^

ForSakeN: lol yea
ForSakeN: so they do
ForSakeN: no worries mate
5555: just one of many on this dark date
5555: all the supplies from the crate
5555: are fired from the tanks in the hour of late
5555: shots volleyed at a short rate
5555: just before their commander finishes the dinner on his plate
U N D E R T H E I N F L U E N C E
Protoss-Fighting
Profile Joined October 2005
United States814 Posts
January 12 2006 22:20 GMT
#69
As i walked through the lanny of the starcraft vets,
i look at the prize and realise its like 20 cents
wtf? is going on here
i expected something like 50 bux and a beer.
so i just sat down 2 play for respect
everyones here including mondi and ret.
so i plug in my mouse
make the comp similar to the 1 in my house.

Snap back to the galaxy,
oops their goes starcrafts falculty

I take you to the starcraft game
(doo doo doo duh)
I'll say all the progamers name
(doo duh de duh)

Yo, i take testie reach all of them out,
exspecially with my 80 apm thats wut im all about
i micro with my 5 zeal, vs ur 2 lings
and only loose 3 fo real.
you just cant compare
to the guy that can never win reaver reaver sair.
im like super gosu
name a gamer and i beat him to.
Just give up
i'll spam text rush you to put u to shame
to make u misclick and leave the game
yea.. thats how i usually win
thats thew most respectaful vicotry in
my life for aiur
starcrafts desire
is just better then any other
its like a drug, keep'z u going
no matter how long u play it will always keep showing
some new game play, starcraft all the way
its like a disease , or a plauge
with all these wanna bee's there all so vauge
just remember nH.GoDz,
IS the 1 with the 80/200 rex and he'll still own you all!
aka NrG.GoDz, nH.GoDz, GoDz[h20], GoDz[sK] (regretably) you get the picture. :p
denyo77
Profile Joined August 2005
Barbados220 Posts
January 12 2006 22:34 GMT
#70
hey ... be sure .. i could battle anyone .... here... ok.... damn it.... jerks.... fat... ok..
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-12 22:54:12
January 12 2006 22:53 GMT
#71
ive prepared a haiku (im sure it could be rapped out in some way):

fucking dark templar
you fuck up my build order
eat shit and go die.
PoorUser on LP
kingcrime
Profile Joined May 2019
2 Posts
May 29 2019 03:28 GMT
#72
Hear I am without a sick rhyme to my name,
game over before I even turned to the game,
a flow as ordinary as my punches mundane,
no new kicks or dope hoodie to hide in my shame,
boarded the late train, hair still the same,
as three years ago when I started chasing the flame,

and I still haven't caught it, despite all the advances,
seems I'd rather pace it then deal with the pain,
no failed romances, no second glances,
nothing won or lost despite numerous chances,

I ask you what's so good about being a King,
answering questions about every little thing,
entertained by the jesters as they juggle and sing,
rather sit on the side than pull every string,

content to be a spectator than stand in the ring,
feigning my interest in the lies that they bring,
it's too much work to put up with so much fake,
rather to just give than wait for all the take,

but this is just the calm before that break,
try to stand firm while the earth crumbles and shakes,
try to come to terms with the fact I'll never learn,
my Sleeping Beauty will probably never wake,

couldn't write lyrics close to Em or Aesop,
not even experienced enough to name-drop,
take out pad and paper, time to make this shit pop,
having even finished a bar before I say "stop",

that's just the way, as April turns to May,
wave at my opportunities while they're passing away,
a casket is made, never was very bright,
so please just bury it in the shade,
let me hide from the light,


under a tree, for everyone to see,
"here lies potential, who was never good to me",
and on the stone write the epitaph in pen,
the same pen that failed me, again and again,
not good enough for Heaven, spare me "Amen",
But tried to be fair, even at the end,

Hell, I couldn't even properly Sin,

So I'll sit here in purgatory, waiting for my morning glory,
reborn again so I can try to finish this tragic story,
can someone please play me an intro so I can believe,
then quickly an outro so I can just pack up and leave,

Fifteen minutes is a little too long for me to stay,
give me a minute and I'll fuck up in every way,
a cautionary tale of fail and what not to say,
a dimming example of a star that never shot your way,

but I'm still here, and I'll try pick up every part,
that they tore to pieces right from the start,
leaving me with no choice but to agree,
doubt in my veins chased with insecurity,

but you see I've found the key, the doorway to home,
and I'll toss this key when I enter alone,
I don't need to see their faces when I've finally blown,
either as big as a Rockstar, or as blood hits the stone,

either way, I knew I had given it my all,
sometimes you wait and you'll never get that call,
but the man on the edge who's willing to fall,
the one who threw the dice, he's easier to recall,

and standing there idle, only your reflection your rival,
is while you and my waves will never be tidal,
it's hard to make a splash when you never move around,
and it's impossible to be lost when you never were found,

so find the ambition, create your own mission,
follow the Discussion and feign intuition,
you use anything at your disposal to mend your condition,
and escape the bars, or write your own bars in this prison,

I for one find
never a rhyme
that isn't without a story behind,

so this is the time, memento mori,
escape from the dark,
find morning glory
aokces
Profile Joined October 2006
United States309 Posts
May 29 2019 05:19 GMT
#73
Not SC related + Rap written over 6 years ago + Necro'd thread = Impressive
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
May 29 2019 06:03 GMT
#74
this has to be the worst necro i have ever seen
Trans Rights
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
May 29 2019 06:07 GMT
#75
What a necro
Poegim
Profile Joined February 2017
Poland264 Posts
May 29 2019 06:40 GMT
#76
lol
Aka: Poezja[T4], Zulu. [[ Probably second best player in the world. In honor of my best friend Moagim, he was a Kraken from the sea. Poegim ]]
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10145 Posts
Last Edited: 2019-05-29 11:37:35
May 29 2019 11:27 GMT
#77
Blast from the past got me at full mast,
Fast with some crass rhymes put you on blast.
I'm zealous like Zealots, you're jealous of Jealous,
Y'all fellas are hella soft, my rhymes hard n' ferrous.

Dragoons dancing like ballet, your micro a square dance,
Y'all loons prancing like chassé I leave you no fair chance.
Storms from the sky blanketing ya forces top down,
Worms from the ground are eating ya corpses you clowns.

If you're Terran then just quit, my proxies are sick,
Reaver tearin' up your shit, my moxie is thick.
Dark Templar slashin' up Siege Tank tires,
My exemplar bashin' of bases leaves 'em on fire.

Cookin' Zergs with impudence, ball so large you can't contain,
Lookin' like bergs of ice tryna keep up with my Bisu brain.
Splashtoss at your doorstep knocking down your Sunk Colonies,
Laptops in your homestead burning down from the sodomy.

I salute my Protoss brethren but you too must perish,
I take root in your base and send you packin to a parish,
I'm the chosen of Aiur my control gets panties wet,
Yours makes em drier than the straw at your funeral pyre.

So let me break it down for you F rank scrubs,
While you were in grade school chasing chubs,
While you were watching DBZ, I was playing WGT,
I'm under an Arbiter, you blind fools can't see me.

*b-boy pose*
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
castleeMg
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Canada760 Posts
May 29 2019 13:37 GMT
#78
Lmfao what the hell man
AKA: castle[eMg]@USEast/ iCCup
[AS]Rattus
Profile Joined March 2017
427 Posts
May 29 2019 14:42 GMT
#79
siege tank tires? well artistic freedom. too bad im not that creative :[
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
May 29 2019 15:43 GMT
#80
12 hatch is my jam.
Hit them with the 12 ling slam.
Run-bys are good, fam.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
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