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1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-01 13:13:53
January 01 2006 12:41 GMT
#21
My English is not perfect so it's a bit hard to come up with English lyrics..

Battle of Honor - Save the planet earth

We have a mission to save the planet earth,/

I'm a marine from a small town of Perth,/

I think about my wife who just gave the birth,/

As I reload my gun I have no words to speak but curse,/

Battle situation against the zerg are getting worse,/

I scream out loud,/

I'm not a coward,/

Bring it on bitches/

I already have stitches/

on my arm from zergling attacks/

My Health is worsened from overdosed stimpacks/

Meaningless brutal war without politial affairs/

Civilised talk is impossible with the race zerg/

They chase ya/

and they won't take off/

Until they see your bare skull/

The battle took all/

day I stop at a ramp to recall/

what tactics are useful against the lulkers/

I go with circus/

tactics which is to move around while lulkers/

attack you, Medics are quiet the lookers/

It gives you the boners/

while they treat ya/

It is the only bonus/

the war offers ya/

It's the battle of honor/ and please, the sooner/ we end the war
the saner/ I will be/

It's the meaningless battle/ like a kettle/ heating nothing
but The total/ damage is million casualties/




1tym is one time for your mind
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
January 01 2006 12:48 GMT
#22
I start up bw, type in asp]RiSE[
all the newbies at Bnet shriek in surprise
littlechava, gtr, all my hoes
hit me up with f ms, trying to get me to teach them some fly BOs
i say no, you wanna be this good you gotta play PGTour
they say it's down, so now what will be the cure?
i say go to x17, spam for some games
if you get lucky, you won't get stuck with lames
they say fuck that, we don't wanna play with hackers
and the koreans on west won't play with crackers

(chorus)
so many newbs i have to teach
yellow, boxer, nada and reach
i don't got this kind of fucking time to spend
on newbies with 120 apm
(chorus)

so i go into op tot)
i see trek, midian, control and testie
i ask them to 4v1, offer to make the game
i'm almost sure i will put them to shame
now comes all the fuckin excuses
trek has to eat
midian has lupus
control wanted to go to a haunted show
testie was busy fuckin' his underage hoe

so what the fuck, all these are scurred
don't dodge dronebabo, i know you heard
if you think you can win vs this shit then give me a holla
asp]rise[ on all servers, newbs don't even bother
or gimme your address, so i can fuck you up like hovz
nextel on the ground like a 2 cent hoe


jesus i cna't rap worth shit

heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51509 Posts
January 01 2006 12:49 GMT
#23
raps dont have to rhyme =/
Commentator
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-01 12:57:55
January 01 2006 12:55 GMT
#24
Rapping
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Rapping, the rhythmic delivery of rhymes, is one of the four central elements of hip-hop culture.

The importance of rhyme

Undoubtedly the most important element of rap lyrics is rhyme. In other forms of poetry, rhymes that span many syllables are often considered whimsical, but in hip-hop the ability to construct raps with large sets of rhyming syllables is often considered skillful. Rappers use single rhyming words (intellectual/ineffectual) as well as multiple words wherein constituent syllables rhyme (monsoon/on soon). In rare cases a lyricist is able to display impressive rhyming alongside topic coherence. Rappers that can accomplish this are often celebrated by fans of hip-hop.

1tym is one time for your mind
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51509 Posts
January 01 2006 13:01 GMT
#25
meh i dont even care about this thread anyway

let this thread rot
Commentator
DaZe
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden2111 Posts
January 01 2006 13:12 GMT
#26
where is my niggah awz!? he would own this shieeeeet
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-01 13:46:41
January 01 2006 13:30 GMT
#27
Invincibel-SCV, nj man, i loved your rap. funny shit about SuperStarPimp, he does live on bnet ;/

only listened to one rap so far, hope the rest are as good as this one.

i like VietDragons rap too, maybe it's the nice beats they have in the background and their ability to actually flow on key, keep up the gj guys!
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
January 01 2006 13:38 GMT
#28
--- Nuked ---
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 01 2006 13:55 GMT
#29
On January 01 2006 21:55 1tym wrote:
Rapping
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Rapping, the rhythmic delivery of rhymes, is one of the four central elements of hip-hop culture.

The importance of rhyme

Undoubtedly the most important element of rap lyrics is rhyme. In other forms of poetry, rhymes that span many syllables are often considered whimsical, but in hip-hop the ability to construct raps with large sets of rhyming syllables is often considered skillful. Rappers use single rhyming words (intellectual/ineffectual) as well as multiple words wherein constituent syllables rhyme (monsoon/on soon). In rare cases a lyricist is able to display impressive rhyming alongside topic coherence. Rappers that can accomplish this are often celebrated by fans of hip-hop.



undoubtedly mah most important lyrical element is mah rhyme
but in other forms of poetry, i spin syllables like dimes
whimsical: is ma hip-hop ability.
i construct raps with large sets of rhyming syllables so skillfully

rappers try to use single rhyming words like intellectual
but boy i spit hot fiya, and make 'em ineffectual

those who think their multiple words bring home da monsoon
mah constituent syllables will make 'em be gone soon.

mah rhymin is impressive becuz of mah topical coherences,
all u other rappers just can't keep up appearances.

PEACE NIGGA WHHAAA??
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 01 2006 14:00 GMT
#30
hahaha I like Invincibel-SCV's double tracking
he still sounds like a white boi tho
-_-
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
January 01 2006 14:03 GMT
#31
ok now to rinse my ears out with tupac
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
January 01 2006 14:08 GMT
#32
this isnt my rap, but i thought i should put it here since the person who wrote it doesnt play sc anymore.

Uhmer - brood war rap
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2297 Posts
January 01 2006 17:41 GMT
#33
On January 01 2006 21:48 RiSE wrote:
(chorus)
so many newbs i have to teach
yellow, boxer, nada and reach
i don't got this kind of fucking time to spend
on newbies with 120 apm
(chorus)


testie was busy fuckin' his underage hoe

G O L D !!!
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
January 01 2006 19:55 GMT
#34
RiSe's lyrics are great lol
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
TS-Rupbar
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Sweden1089 Posts
January 01 2006 20:05 GMT
#35
I hate playing luna pvt
All terrans just turtle in their base
While I'm getting expansions for free
Btw... Jiraiya > DaZe

When they finally move out
I have all the tech available there is
I almost get an orgasm, and I want to shout
But no, I'm gm, I don't want to diss

When playing zvp on lt
I always 5pool
They call it cheese, cause they can't see
That I fucking r00l

TvZ is my favorite matchup
Just like Boxer, I BBS in the middle of the map
This strat will make the zergs fuck up
But they won't be as fucked up as my rap

When it comes to rap, I'm in such a haze
Oh, and btw... Jiraiya > DaZe
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
January 01 2006 20:09 GMT
#36
Why would anybody have various metals and gemstones permanently placed in their mouth?

It's beyond disgusting.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
pinbaLL
Profile Joined March 2004
Sweden1711 Posts
January 01 2006 20:19 GMT
#37
Pathetic
- Evergrey - This is a fucking British flag, and these colours dont fucking run! - Bruce Dickinson
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 01 2006 21:51 GMT
#38
i'm a little nooblet short and stout
here is my templar, here is my scout
when im in trouble hear me shout
OMFG why are your lings just standing there? help me out
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
chrusher97
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada811 Posts
January 02 2006 02:11 GMT
#39
On January 02 2006 05:09 Chris307 wrote:
Why would anybody have various metals and gemstones permanently placed in their mouth?

It's beyond disgusting.


Its not permanent, they just snap in like the retainers you get after wearing braces. Its called getting the ice in your grill

[image loading]
Malmis
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Sweden1569 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-02 02:51:03
January 02 2006 02:50 GMT
#40
If you aint a swede
Im gonna beat you untill yo blead

Im gonna make soup of your goons
and storm your cocoons

You're marines
aint gonna get away from my protoss death machines

So matthew miller
meet your killer

Malmis is my name
and i own you at this game

=_= :D
To Suport@Bethsoft.com: okay so i completed morrowind.. um, can i have my life back now?
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