EPTedit2: Because of Guemchi's return I've decided to dig up the images from my computer and fix this thread
January 24, 2011... remember this date. The date... that the bonjwa returned.
WARNING: If you haven't seen CJ vs Stars in Winners League (1/27), STOP READING THIS THREAD NOW!
Did you really think he was a fluke? DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PROTOSS?
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Something happened last night. Something I've been expecting for a long, long time.
Iris < New Tornado > 
Neo.G_Soulkey
Iris < Match Point > 
GuemChi
EffOrt< Neo Moon Glaive > GuemChi
Snow< Judgment Day > GuemChi
Movie< Fighting Spirit > GuemChi
CJ Entus 1-4 Woongjin Stars
Iris < New Tornado > Neo.G_SoulkeyIris < Match Point > GuemChiEffOrt< Neo Moon Glaive > GuemChiSnow< Judgment Day > GuemChiMovie< Fighting Spirit > GuemChiCJ Entus 1-4 Woongjin Stars
That's right. GuemChi has performed an allkill in the Shinhan Bank Winner's League. This sensational performance certainly proves that he has become a bonjwa. Forget
Flash, forget Jaedong, hell just forget about every player but GuemChi. He has achieved absolute dominance by demonstrating his fearsome play in four games against CJ Entus. I'm sure there is no way for him to possibly lose again.Just to help you visualize how well he performed last night and how dominant he has become, I have made a few graphs.
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The first 3D pie chart (that's right, in 3D, not some shitty 2D pie chart), right off the bat, shows how well GuemChi is doing. Four wins in one night?! It's almost unthinkable! Even
Flash, Jaedong, and Bisu couldn't do that The second graph shows how powerful he is in each race match-up. 100% percent in each match-up
EffOrt and Snow, GuemChi would simply not go down. Many past bonjwas have always had one match-up they were weak in. But GuemChi is breaking that stereotype.Aside from being an absolute genius at Starcraft, GuemChi is one stylish motherfucker, as shown by this graph:
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4. FOUR. FOUR. FOUR ceremonies in a single night of Starcraft. CJ didn't perform any. And hell, that madman
firebathero didn't perform a single one last night. You kids better be happy that your new bonjwa is so flamboyant. I'm sure we'll all be able to enjoy more of his ceremonies as he proceeds to go on an endless winstreak.If my last thread posted almost one year ago did not convince you, I'm sure you are completely convinced now. GuemChi is bonjwa. Those who defy him will be CRUSHED.
Those who wish to support GuemChi and his newly fortified position as bonjwa may use this wallpaper:
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Want a different resolution? PM me or post in this thread.
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Want a different resolution? PM me or post in this thread.
And also, to help you remember this moment, here are some GuemChi hype images.
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Spread the word everywhere, tell your friends, your parents, your friend's parents... just anyone.
Let the world know that GuemChi is bonjwa.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/a0JCP.jpg)
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/BtNqml.jpg)
Spread the word everywhere, tell your friends, your parents, your friend's parents... just anyone.
Let the world know that GuemChi is bonjwa.
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FINALLY I CAN POST AGAIN
Been saving my 7777th post for an occasion like this~
I'm not going to post for a while, because 7777 is very pretty. Then I'll be back to posting more LR threads and worthless one-liners in General.
p.s. He isn't on my fantasy team because I submitted that team 1 minute before signups closed.
I panicked and picked random players...
I'm sorry G-Chizzle T_T
Been saving my 7777th post for an occasion like this~
I'm not going to post for a while, because 7777 is very pretty. Then I'll be back to posting more LR threads and worthless one-liners in General.
p.s. He isn't on my fantasy team because I submitted that team 1 minute before signups closed.
I panicked and picked random players...
I'm sorry G-Chizzle T_T
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/lIQuI.jpg)
