edit: It's been a while... but if you're reading this thread for fun right now and are wondering where all the pictures went, it's because my imagehosting site (tuzulo) randomly decided to update their website AND FUCKING DELETE ALL MY PICTURES ASDF. k thanks bye.
edit2: Because of Guemchi's return I've decided to dig up the images from my computer and fix this thread January 24, 2011... remember this date. The date... that the bonjwa returned.
WARNING: If you haven't seen CJ vs Stars in Winners League (1/27), STOP READING THIS THREAD NOW!
Did you really think he was a fluke? DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PROTOSS?
That's right. GuemChi has performed an allkill in the Shinhan Bank Winner's League. This sensational performance certainly proves that he has become a bonjwa. Forget Flash, forget Jaedong, hell just forget about every player but GuemChi. He has achieved absolute dominance by demonstrating his fearsome play in four games against CJ Entus. I'm sure there is no way for him to possibly lose again.
Just to help you visualize how well he performed last night and how dominant he has become, I have made a few graphs.
First off, let's see his overall performance last night:
The first 3D pie chart (that's right, in 3D, not some shitty 2D pie chart), right off the bat, shows how well GuemChi is doing. Four wins in one night?! It's almost unthinkable! Even Flash, Jaedong, and Bisu couldn't do that (last night).
The second graph shows how powerful he is in each race match-up. 100% percent in each match-up (last night). Despite CJ sending out some exrtremely well-trained Protoss snipers such as EffOrt and Snow, GuemChi would simply not go down. Many past bonjwas have always had one match-up they were weak in. But GuemChi is breaking that stereotype.
Aside from being an absolute genius at Starcraft, GuemChi is one stylish motherfucker, as shown by this graph:
4. FOUR. FOUR. FOUR ceremonies in a single night of Starcraft. CJ didn't perform any. And hell, that madman firebathero didn't perform a single one last night. You kids better be happy that your new bonjwa is so flamboyant. I'm sure we'll all be able to enjoy more of his ceremonies as he proceeds to go on an endless winstreak. If my last thread posted almost one year ago did not convince you, I'm sure you are completely convinced now. GuemChi is bonjwa. Those who defy him will be CRUSHED.
Those who wish to support GuemChi and his newly fortified position as bonjwa may use this wallpaper:
Been saving my 7777th post for an occasion like this~ I'm not going to post for a while, because 7777 is very pretty. Then I'll be back to posting more LR threads and worthless one-liners in General.
p.s. He isn't on my fantasy team because I submitted that team 1 minute before signups closed. I panicked and picked random players...
I've been trying to tell people that Guemchi is the REAL DEAL. However, no one listens to me. Hopefully this thread will enlighten those misguided fools.
Lol his win % is 1 percent in each MU last night according to your graph? Even though I'm not a hater/fan of Woongjin Stars that was some epicly good games he pulled out tonight.
All these years, whenever someone uttered the words "mediocrum" and "protoss" in one sentence, the gestalt of GuemChi appeared in my mind. But as I learn now, my foolishness astounds me, this was a most erroneous association. Since I am not worthy of posting in this thread erected in His honor, I shall not anymore.
great results for Guemchi - dood came out of nowhere and performed that all-kill.. 4-1, wrapped it up for Woongjin. all results were great, but most surprising were games v Effort + Movie. Iris + snow too though, no slouches and serious props to Guemchi for that. Give that kid a raise!
I came into this thread expecting to have a bit of a debate about this, but after seeing those pie charts and all the overwhelming evidence supporting your argument, but particularly the pie charts... those glorious slices.... in 3D!... in full colour.... mmm.... pie....
I sooooooooo regret to not put Guemchi in my team. I had him in already and then changed my team. Not that anyone cares
Lol a friend of mine told me bout a year ago Guemchi is going to be the next big thing. I bomb him with ICQ msgs to give him the well deserved appreciation
On January 28 2010 03:48 Prof. Protoss wrote: Lol a friend of mine told me bout a year ago Guemchi is going to be the next big thing. I bomb him with ICQ msgs to give him the well deserved appreciation
if I remember well he WAS supposed to be big thing or at least the greatest talent among new protosses like two years ago?
I like G-Unit better, but i suppose it works. I love the graphs. They explain Guemchi's awesomeness in a way that just cant be expressed through words alone.
I hate you so much. When I read this thread title I was like OH MAN THIS IS SO ABOUT SAVIOR, BEST NOT WATCH IT AND GET MY HOPES UP TO WATCH THAT SERIES.
OK, I just applied the wallpaper... I'm really excited to be getting on board with this! I used to think Flash was the shit, but you've really opened my eyes.
i cant believe its been almost a year since g-chizzles all kill.. It feels like it was just yesterday. Cant wait for woonjin to throw him in for a reverse allkill vs KT or Oz soon