A healthy dose of depression

evanthebouncy!

United States12816 Posts

June 20 2009 10:02 GMT

As much as we need a healthy dose of inspiration or happiness once in awhile, we also need depression.
http://www.cancerbackup.org.uk/Resourcessupport/Advancedcancer/Dyingwithcancer/Attheendoflife
I don't know what it feels like to die, but with all the recent death blogs I felt i want to read about it for a little. Reading it slowly and imagining it happening is quite depressing.

I'm off to bed

Wuewdoodoo

Mexico127 Posts

June 20 2009 10:09 GMT

From reading this, I think I have cancer.
But, honestly, just because I've lost interest in doing stuff I use to like doesn't mean I'm going to prepare myself for death xP

Sadistx

Zimbabwe5568 Posts

June 20 2009 13:09 GMT

* Where would you prefer to die? At home/in a hospice/in hospital/in a nursing home/in a family member’s home?

Amongst many screaming people

* How would you like things around you to be as you are dying?

More dead than I'll be.

* What information do you need about your condition and what may happen to you

Say what now?

* Are there particular treatments that you do not want to have?

Electroshock therapy

* Do you want to write an advance decision (advanced directive) or lasting power of attorney?

No.

* How do you want to be treated by the people around you when you are dying?

Looking at me in sheer terror, screaming "OH GOD PLEASE DONT I HAVE CHILDREN"

* Who would you like to have around you? Are there people you do not want around?

Don't want sniper cops.

* Are there issues that you would like to sort out with particular people?

Maybe

* Is there anything that is very important to you at that time?

Yeah, making sure to pull the grenade pins out

* Are there any spiritual practices or religious practices that you would like to be carried out? Who do you need to ask to make sure this happens?

Not really, I always carry a condom for my 72 virgins

* Are there particular practices that you would like carried out at the time of death or once you have died?

Cremate me plz

* Is there anything that you want done for the people that you love?

Give them a high def copy of my suicide bombing. And flowers. Lots of flowers

* What funeral arrangements would you like to be made?

Put down the toilet seat

* Who do you want to make the arrangements?

Prophet Muhammad

* Do you want to be cremated or buried?

Both.

* Have you made a will?

I will

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