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From reading this, I think I have cancer. But, honestly, just because I've lost interest in doing stuff I use to like doesn't mean I'm going to prepare myself for death xP
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* Where would you prefer to die? At home/in a hospice/in hospital/in a nursing home/in a family member’s home?
Amongst many screaming people
* How would you like things around you to be as you are dying?
More dead than I'll be.
* What information do you need about your condition and what may happen to you
Say what now?
* Are there particular treatments that you do not want to have?
Electroshock therapy
* Do you want to write an advance decision (advanced directive) or lasting power of attorney?
No.
* How do you want to be treated by the people around you when you are dying?
Looking at me in sheer terror, screaming "OH GOD PLEASE DONT I HAVE CHILDREN"
* Who would you like to have around you? Are there people you do not want around?
Don't want sniper cops.
* Are there issues that you would like to sort out with particular people?
Maybe
* Is there anything that is very important to you at that time?
Yeah, making sure to pull the grenade pins out
* Are there any spiritual practices or religious practices that you would like to be carried out? Who do you need to ask to make sure this happens?
Not really, I always carry a condom for my 72 virgins
* Are there particular practices that you would like carried out at the time of death or once you have died?
Cremate me plz
* Is there anything that you want done for the people that you love?
Give them a high def copy of my suicide bombing. And flowers. Lots of flowers
* What funeral arrangements would you like to be made?
Put down the toilet seat
* Who do you want to make the arrangements?
Prophet Muhammad
* Do you want to be cremated or buried?
Both.
* Have you made a will?
I will
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