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Fags on Bnet: Episode I: Prays4U, The Phantom Menace
Yes you know who he is. No matter that skill is not the cornerstone of his trade, no matter that you WISH you’d never seen him, there is no denying that perhaps of all the bnet fags Prays is the champion. Not even the most gosu can totally and completely disregard this legend who coined so many a phrase used, re-used, and finally over-used by online lamers everywhere. Who can forget such classics, I was not aware that “Jew” was a cuss word until Prays showed me the err of my innocent ways, then there are the always present cute racial slur takeoffs, the one that sticks out to me in particular was “nigler”. Still, this is overlooking Prays TRUE and LASTING contribution to SC.
Now at this point it’s customary for me to follow that up by saying that no matter how lame he is, Prays is, afterall, still a great player. Unfortunately tradition or not, I’m not in the habit of lying, so I must diverge from the norm. Prays talked a good fight, but I don’t really need to elaborate on this point past simply telling you to read the title of the article. That’s pretty much Pray’s game in a nutshell.
No, instead when he finally gets off and we all celebrate, it will be not without a little apprehension when we realize that the self aggrandizing, racist, and completely delusioned Demigod of SC shit talk is with us no longer. Who will be left to insult white people in ways previously reserved for other ethnicities? Who will be there to show us that no matter how many times or how hard core he loses to us he remains our master? Who will be there talking shit ALL THE DAMN TIME without pause? My 3am’s will never again be as fun without Prays there to demonstrate how well idiocy can be pulled off and I’m sure I speak for the masses. Don’t worry Prays, we all secretly love you and admire you for adding that little spec of entertainment to the overall experience that is SC. We know you aren’t really that much of a moron in real life….. ok well maybe we don’t KNOW but as a fellow member of our community we’re willing to believe no human being is truly that pathetic. Prays, thanks for giving us all a taste of how good we really have it and how non-nerdish we really are.
Sometimes when I’m feeling down all I have to do is think back and remember Prays. Suddenly I find myself on bnet bashing a 4v4 BGH COME GET 23$@%25!@%23"SOME!!!#^ game. When my mission is complete I calmly tell them “owned thx nigler Jew whore” and give a deep sigh of satisfaction knowing someone out there is still more pathetic than I am. You make us all feel better by default Prays, and we love you for it.
-Subkaiser
Yes you know who he is. No matter that skill is not the cornerstone of his trade, no matter that you WISH you’d never seen him, there is no denying that perhaps of all the bnet fags Prays is the champion. Not even the most gosu can totally and completely disregard this legend who coined so many a phrase used, re-used, and finally over-used by online lamers everywhere. Who can forget such classics, I was not aware that “Jew” was a cuss word until Prays showed me the err of my innocent ways, then there are the always present cute racial slur takeoffs, the one that sticks out to me in particular was “nigler”. Still, this is overlooking Prays TRUE and LASTING contribution to SC.
Now at this point it’s customary for me to follow that up by saying that no matter how lame he is, Prays is, afterall, still a great player. Unfortunately tradition or not, I’m not in the habit of lying, so I must diverge from the norm. Prays talked a good fight, but I don’t really need to elaborate on this point past simply telling you to read the title of the article. That’s pretty much Pray’s game in a nutshell.
No, instead when he finally gets off and we all celebrate, it will be not without a little apprehension when we realize that the self aggrandizing, racist, and completely delusioned Demigod of SC shit talk is with us no longer. Who will be left to insult white people in ways previously reserved for other ethnicities? Who will be there to show us that no matter how many times or how hard core he loses to us he remains our master? Who will be there talking shit ALL THE DAMN TIME without pause? My 3am’s will never again be as fun without Prays there to demonstrate how well idiocy can be pulled off and I’m sure I speak for the masses. Don’t worry Prays, we all secretly love you and admire you for adding that little spec of entertainment to the overall experience that is SC. We know you aren’t really that much of a moron in real life….. ok well maybe we don’t KNOW but as a fellow member of our community we’re willing to believe no human being is truly that pathetic. Prays, thanks for giving us all a taste of how good we really have it and how non-nerdish we really are.
Sometimes when I’m feeling down all I have to do is think back and remember Prays. Suddenly I find myself on bnet bashing a 4v4 BGH COME GET 23$@%25!@%23"SOME!!!#^ game. When my mission is complete I calmly tell them “owned thx nigler Jew whore” and give a deep sigh of satisfaction knowing someone out there is still more pathetic than I am. You make us all feel better by default Prays, and we love you for it.
-Subkaiser
Others:
http://www.geocities.com/brattsunami/subkaiser/subkaiser.html
Even one of the replay pack links is still working!
SC in the before time! : http://www.geocities.com/brattsunami/subkaiser/replays/replays_strat1.zip
