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Here I will write limericks - Page 7

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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
March 28 2009 03:36 GMT
#121
Magic
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-28 03:42:11
March 28 2009 03:42 GMT
#122
i think mine at least sort of adhered to the syllable and accent count? so i don't think i butchered it too badly (not as badly as some of the ones i've seen in this thread that's for sure) xD
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
March 28 2009 05:56 GMT
#123
On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 18:05 Locke. wrote:
Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.




if paper money grew on some trees
i would be a category three
try to find the magic
try to write a classic
where the magic is, that's where i'll be

? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
March 28 2009 06:05 GMT
#124
On March 28 2009 14:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:
On March 27 2009 18:05 Locke. wrote:
Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.


? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'


stressed syllable, methinks
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8033 Posts
March 28 2009 06:12 GMT
#125
On March 28 2009 14:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:
On March 27 2009 18:05 Locke. wrote:
Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.




if paper money grew on some trees
i would be a category three
try to find the magic
try to write a classic
where the magic is, that's where i'll be

? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'

The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance:
There once was a man on the beach.
Liquipedia
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
March 28 2009 06:24 GMT
#126
oh fuck writing limericks just got 10x harder lool
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-28 06:49:10
March 28 2009 06:47 GMT
#127
On March 28 2009 15:12 Spazer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2009 14:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:
On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:
On March 27 2009 18:05 Locke. wrote:
Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.




if paper money grew on some trees
i would be a category three
try to find the magic
try to write a classic
where the magic is, that's where i'll be

? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'

The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance:
There once was a man on the beach.

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

the syllables, what? and 1,2,5?
u best not be telling me they rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
i ain't no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of my time

eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not
ugh that limerick went differently in my head
curse these ... shackles of rules>_>
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 28 2009 06:50 GMT
#128
they should flow in your head :O
i'm not even sure how to say that one so it flows, there's something wrong about it, maybe the syllable count? i'm too lazy to figure it out
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-28 07:10:41
March 28 2009 07:07 GMT
#129
On March 28 2009 15:47 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2009 15:12 Spazer wrote:
On March 28 2009 14:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:
On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:
On March 27 2009 18:05 Locke. wrote:
Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.




if paper money grew on some trees
i would be a category three
try to find the magic
try to write a classic
where the magic is, that's where i'll be

? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'

The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance:
There once was a man on the beach.

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

the syllables, what? and 1,2,5?
u best not be telling me they rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
i ain't no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of my time

hey, what do u mean, lines one and five
don't tell me that they gotta ,damn, rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
ain't being no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of ,shit, time


eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not
ugh that limerick went differently in my head
curse these ... shackles of rules>_>

;edited;
that "flow" better?<__<

"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Aesop
Profile Joined October 2007
Hungary11305 Posts
March 28 2009 07:47 GMT
#130
Did you notice the survivor group that tried to enter this competition:

(P)Reach [image loading] Cat, (Z)ToSky, (T)Desire:
(P)MuJuK, (T)RumOr (Z)Child, (P)Say?

they only didnt get the rhyme.
ModeratorNon veritas sed auctoritas facit legem. | Liquipedia: Don't ask me, I'm retired.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-28 08:34:41
March 28 2009 08:33 GMT
#131
On March 28 2009 15:24 HeavOnEarth wrote:
oh fuck writing limericks just got 10x harder lool


They're easier than your huge mother
Whose stench reeks it up like none other
Don't give her a cock
She'll suck it ad hoc
Then just try to ask for another

EDIT: i think fakesteve gave up on this thread
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
March 28 2009 11:50 GMT
#132
Oz think they can four-nil CJ
But Sky-High has something to say
He gets in the zone
and brings it all home
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME HMM K?"
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 28 2009 12:00 GMT
#133
On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote:
There once was a mod from TL
Who made all our lives living hell
If we make a stand,
He'll laugh, then press BAN
from the cave where he happens to dwell


hahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
TaP.Nuada
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States428 Posts
March 28 2009 12:12 GMT
#134
I like to remap my keys
Because I'm from Germany
Marines go with 'a'
But Medics just stay
Oh fuck, I missed the right key

+ Show Spoiler +
On March 27 2009 20:17 WhuazGoodNjaggah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 20:03 Yaqoob wrote:
This is banned in any competitive tournament so I find its pretty stupid and it gives an unfair advantage online.


no it does NOT give you an unfair advantage. you wont suddenly beat bisu because you have superior hotkeys. its unfair the other way arround, because f.e. in the german version you send medics with e instead of a and that fucking sucks to press 1a2a3e my medics often fall behind because of this.

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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
March 28 2009 12:24 GMT
#135
This blog: 6/5
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
March 28 2009 12:30 GMT
#136
I'd give it 7/5
5/5 for awesome concept
+1 for FakeSteve
+1 for random TL users failing at making limericks
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
March 28 2009 12:32 GMT
#137
On March 28 2009 21:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote:
There once was a mod from TL
Who made all our lives living hell
If we make a stand,
He'll laugh, then press BAN
from the cave where he happens to dwell


hahahahah


seconded. i liked this one
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 28 2009 17:58 GMT
#138
On March 27 2009 12:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:20 brad3104 wrote:
diablo


grandfather, buriza, the gull
a demon armada to cull
spells and hodge-podge
hey u giv soj
why do i play this at all


hahahahahah this is the greatest thing i have ever read in my entire life
1 million internets to you sir
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
March 28 2009 18:06 GMT
#139
On March 28 2009 20:50 Klive5ive wrote:
Oz think they can four-nil CJ
But Sky-High has something to say
He gets in the zone
and brings it all home
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME HMM K?"

You're 2 syllables short on the last line.
Moderator
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 28 2009 18:07 GMT
#140
On March 28 2009 12:34 Perguvious wrote:
"(T)HiyA (P)Doctor.K, (T)DarLinG (Z)Saint"
(P)Young (Z)bOy (T)pepe (P)much (Z)YellOw (Z)LaKe
(T)Notice (P)Doctor.K
(P)say " (P)grrrr... (T)tiny (Z)bOy
(T)enough (T)go.go (P)IntoTheRain"

This was my best shot. Contains many fail.


LOL
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
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