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Blogs > FakeSteve[TPR]
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rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
March 27 2009 05:29 GMT
#81
brad pitt
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 05:35 GMT
#82
I guess we can all clearly see
How these retards post frequently
There's but one conclusion
And have no delusion,
Everyone sucks here but me
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 05:38:59
March 27 2009 05:38 GMT
#83
On March 27 2009 14:29 rushz0rz wrote:
brad pitt


Brad Pitt ain't too much like me
But some of his movies I'll see
I mean no ill will
But I'd fucking kill
To nail Angelina Jolie
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
March 27 2009 05:47 GMT
#84
My McRhymes are the best and you know it,
Best respect the way that I flow it.
You may make us laugh,
But stick to your craft:
Find a nice shaft and go blow it.

+ Show Spoiler +
<3
Administrator
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 05:53 GMT
#85
haaaaahahahahaha
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
CompX
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada216 Posts
March 27 2009 05:53 GMT
#86
LOL!!
man, I am tiny the stone GIANT!! ┌██┘
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
March 27 2009 06:03 GMT
#87
LR and Tuna's forbidden love
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 06:09:41
March 27 2009 06:07 GMT
#88
All your rhymes fill me with disgust,
So flat-chested, lacking in bust.
My tits are so huge,
I can lick my own boobs!
Not sure if I should but I must...
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
March 27 2009 06:11 GMT
#89
On March 27 2009 15:03 d.arkive wrote:
LR and Tuna's forbidden love

Though vaginas are typically favored,
Last Romantic has often savored
When the Spirit is willing,
It truly is thrilling:
A cock that comes Tuna-flavored!
Administrator
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
March 27 2009 06:28 GMT
#90
Stolen from SA, regarding that gangster from Limerick who shot himself last thursday

There once was a man named Collopy
whose knowledge of firearms was sloppy
He thought it'd be fun
to show off with his gun
and now his brains are all splattered and gloppy

-by Zappatista
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
March 27 2009 06:29 GMT
#91
d.arkive should go eat a sock
get off of lastromantic's cock
your obvious dreams
of getting ass-reamed
is hardly satisfying to mock
posting on liquid sites in current year
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
March 27 2009 06:34 GMT
#92
bisu
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 07:20:18
March 27 2009 06:56 GMT
#93
On March 27 2009 15:34 rushz0rz wrote:
bisu


A toss would extend the work of Nalra
This Bisu was destined to be the bonjwa
He invented,and raped
Then lost to a teammate
That wasn't much of a Golden Era!


The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 06:59:49
March 27 2009 06:59 GMT
#94
For Fart God and Crotchmaster - Steve, please continue this

Gods are fickle and two-faced as Janus.
Any slight will be taken as heinous;
All their goodwill is spent.
Flouting Nature's intent,
On the battlefield Crotch faces Anus.

We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
integral
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3161 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 07:50:21
March 27 2009 07:49 GMT
#95
Pure gold.

... this thread in general, I mean. some of you need to work on your rhymes, though.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
March 27 2009 08:47 GMT
#96
On March 27 2009 13:48 Caller wrote:
I suck.

(T)Control (Z)EffOrt, (Z)ZergBong
(Z)Live (P)free (Z)Love, (P)man, (T)Okay (P)DaezanG?
(T)iloveoov (T)BaBy
(T)go.go (Z)great (T)Casy
(T)Desire (T)Lomo, (Z)Jaedong?


lol awesome haha
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
March 27 2009 09:05 GMT
#97
Funny thread, some of you could use this as a general guide

Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

End of 1, 2, 5 rhymes
End of 3, 4 rhymes
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
March 27 2009 09:20 GMT
#98
most of these limericks that are actual limericks are really good
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
March 27 2009 12:03 GMT
#99
write a limerick about writing limericks about limericks
aka myheronoob
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 14:31:25
March 27 2009 12:17 GMT
#100
On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
kuja pushes to the front
and says "fakesteve, to be blunt
it's doubtful at most
that you wrote that post"
fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"


shit don't scan

I said 'Fakesteve look that don't scan'
Fakesteve looked again with chagrin,
He saw I was right,
He gave up the fight,
And gave little me a temp ban
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
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