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Blogs > FakeSteve[TPR]
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inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
March 27 2009 03:30 GMT
#21
sc2
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
March 27 2009 03:34 GMT
#22
chill
UNFUCK YOURSELF
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 03:35 GMT
#23
On March 27 2009 12:25 Kuja900 wrote:
Hmm suppose all toss one at you

Bisu's sexual inadequacy


Bisu can sure dt drop
A timing push, yes, he can stop
TV is a card
You play to get hard
But you know, there's two meanings to 'flop'
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
March 27 2009 03:36 GMT
#24
On March 27 2009 12:35 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:25 Kuja900 wrote:
Hmm suppose all toss one at you

Bisu's sexual inadequacy


Bisu can sure dt drop
A timing push, yes, he can stop
TV is a card
You play to get hard
But you know, there's two meanings to 'flop'


<3333333

-ps dont kill me I really have nothing better to do with my time atm:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83921&currentpage=7
OMG you nasty gurl
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 03:37 GMT
#25
On March 27 2009 12:27 huameng wrote:
other people's power ranks


"free's a good player, you see
He won four of five PvT
BackHo is too
Can't deny he comes through"
For the love of God, someone kill me
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 27 2009 03:39 GMT
#26
dodging
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
March 27 2009 03:40 GMT
#27
On March 27 2009 12:39 SayaSP wrote:
dodging


lets combo this bitch

dodging koreans on iccup
OMG you nasty gurl
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 03:44 GMT
#28
On March 27 2009 12:34 404.Nitrogen wrote:
chill


I really think I can compete
I think that my micro is neat
Then Chill's at my door
A million and more
I burst into tears of defeat
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 03:47 GMT
#29
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 03:49 GMT
#30
On March 27 2009 12:40 Kuja900 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:39 SayaSP wrote:
dodging


lets combo this bitch

dodging koreans on iccup


I make up statistics and lies
Hoping my peers to surprise
When called on my shit
I froth and I spit
I can't play or they'd realize

---

On ICCup the contrast is stark
A Kor's bite, worse than his bark
So you play them all
And learn when you fall
Unless you're B- and Kwark
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
March 27 2009 03:50 GMT
#31
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime

oh snap...

hahaha
I feel like pwning noobs
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
March 27 2009 03:51 GMT
#32
obama
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
March 27 2009 03:52 GMT
#33
On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
kuja pushes to the front
and says "fakesteve, to be blunt
it's doubtful at most
that you wrote that post"
fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"


Isn't the last line four syllables?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 03:54 GMT
#34
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 03:55 GMT
#35
On March 27 2009 12:51 Insane Lane wrote:
obama

Obama's votes were a gush
Fingers gave his name a push,
Vote for Barack
Get out of Iraq
But he still sounds just like Bush.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
March 27 2009 03:56 GMT
#36
I once knew a man who was greater
Than any korean progamer
His name is steve
He'll pwn you with ease
Avoid him in SC2 Beta
Oh no
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 03:57 GMT
#37
On March 27 2009 12:51 Insane Lane wrote:
obama


The seed of a kenyan man's loins
He got lots of votes in Des Moines
He went up on stage
And promised us change
I just didn't think he meant coins
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 03:59 GMT
#38
On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned


On Teamliquid speech is free,
So please don't come and ban me,
I like Mafia
And TL's fun, da
Go to SC2GG
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
March 27 2009 03:59 GMT
#39
On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned

Owned...

Sea[Shield]
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 04:04 GMT
#40
On March 27 2009 12:59 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned


On Teamliquid speech is free,
So please don't come and ban me,
I like Mafia
And TL's fun, da
Go to SC2GG


Caller you'd best be compliant
On my mood your safety's reliant
Democracy lies
And here weakness dies
Where David is killed by the giant
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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