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Here I will write limericks - Page 4

Blogs > FakeSteve[TPR]
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x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 04:54:00
March 27 2009 04:53 GMT
#61

On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!


Your rhymes are all wack
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
from listening to all of you talk
I think im gonna take a walk
never coming back
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 04:56 GMT
#62
On March 27 2009 13:53 x89titan wrote:

Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!


Your rhymes are all wack
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
from listening to all of you talk
I think im gonna take a walk
never coming back

Yet your quoting skill is fail,
And your rhymes get you no tail
Although you can say
That you're not very gay
Your rhymes will just get you males.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 04:56 GMT
#63
that's uhhh

that's not really a limerick dude hahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
candlejackisgonn
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States159 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 05:02:05
March 27 2009 04:57 GMT
#64
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl "You're a tight one."
She said "Bless my soul,
you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."

edit: k 5 lines now
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
March 27 2009 04:58 GMT
#65
there once was a man from peru.
the place where limmericks end on line two.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 04:59 GMT
#66
On March 27 2009 13:57 candlejackisgonn wrote:
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl "You're a tight one."
She said "Bless my soul, you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."

A limerick has five lines
We've said this how many times?
You're doing it wrong
Too short or too long
Also, you guys just can't rhyme.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
March 27 2009 05:01 GMT
#67
On March 27 2009 13:56 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 13:53 x89titan wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!


Your rhymes are all wack
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
from listening to all of you talk
I think im gonna take a walk
never coming back

Yet your quoting skill is fail,
And your rhymes get you no tail
Although you can say
That you're not very gay
Your rhymes will just get you males.

Dude stop trying so hard
I'll give you my calling card
That's what you wanted right?
To call me in the middle of the night
like a homosexual retard?
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
March 27 2009 05:02 GMT
#68
Lol epic blog 5/5
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
March 27 2009 05:02 GMT
#69
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


too bad your rhymes are all lame
it's quite clear that you suck at this game
your rhymes are all slant -
like a weak sycophant,
your stupidness puts you to shame

...no offense...
Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
March 27 2009 05:03 GMT
#70
Honestly, pretty much everybody but fakesteve seems to suck at this. Let it go.
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 05:06 GMT
#71
On March 27 2009 14:01 x89titan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 13:56 Caller wrote:
On March 27 2009 13:53 x89titan wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!


Your rhymes are all wack
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
from listening to all of you talk
I think im gonna take a walk
never coming back

Yet your quoting skill is fail,
And your rhymes get you no tail
Although you can say
That you're not very gay
Your rhymes will just get you males.

Dude stop trying so hard
I'll give you my calling card
That's what you wanted right?
To call me in the middle of the night
like a homosexual retard?

Stop trying to roll like Rick
You're so bad that I feel sick
My rhyme is so tight
Can do this all night
Your poems are like limp dick.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
March 27 2009 05:07 GMT
#72
titan,

the syllable counts make no sense
your rhyming is horrible, hence
just give up the race
as to save your own face
you just make yourself look so dense

O_O
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
March 27 2009 05:08 GMT
#73
On March 27 2009 14:02 Saracen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


too bad your rhymes are all lame
it's quite clear that you suck at this game
your rhymes are all slant -
like a weak sycophant,
your stupidness puts you to shame

...no offense...

Nah this blog was offensive since caller,
thinking he's a battler,
came out and did his things
calling out all the chicken wings
but he aint no baller.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 05:14:46
March 27 2009 05:08 GMT
#74
On March 27 2009 13:20 Crisis_ wrote:
abortion




f5f5f5f5

A locksmith everyone called Dim Tim
Stuck his skeleton key into trim Kim;
When she outgrew her frock,
His future seem locked,
Til he opened 'er up with a slim jim.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Jim_(lock_pick)
Administrator
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
March 27 2009 05:08 GMT
#75
fakesteve, make one about zurgs plz ^_^
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 05:13 GMT
#76
On March 27 2009 14:02 Saracen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


too bad your rhymes are all lame
it's quite clear that you suck at this game
your rhymes are all slant -
like a weak sycophant,
your stupidness puts you to shame

...no offense...

I can outdo any of you noobs at this rap game
All of you cry so much it's just the same
While I'm busy making it rain
You guys are in the shower taking the pain
I'm rolling down the windows picking up tang
You be at home jerkin' your wang
It's clear from this that I am the best
Don't need to hear the cries from the rest
Just like I 2gate as Protoss
All the time cause I'm the Boss
Y'all better listen to my rule
Else I'm gonna 5 pool
And we gonna take it to the max
In the middle 4 8 rax
Then we SK Terran
Cause I am the Man
And play Pokemon
You got a problem with that, son?


...man I suck lol
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-27 05:17:55
March 27 2009 05:17 GMT
#77
On March 27 2009 14:13 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 14:02 Saracen wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


too bad your rhymes are all lame
it's quite clear that you suck at this game
your rhymes are all slant -
like a weak sycophant,
your stupidness puts you to shame

...no offense...

I can outdo any of you noobs at this rap game
All of you cry so much it's just the same
While I'm busy making it rain
You guys are in the shower taking the pain
I'm rolling down the windows picking up tang
You be at home jerkin' your wang
It's clear from this that I am the best
Don't need to hear the cries from the rest
Just like I 2gate as Protoss
All the time cause I'm the Boss
Y'all better listen to my rule
Else I'm gonna 5 pool
And we gonna take it to the max
In the middle 4 8 rax
Then we SK Terran
Cause I am the Man
And play Pokemon
You got a problem with that, son?


...man I suck lol

that's cool but i'm not really into pokemon

...sort of... >_<
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
March 27 2009 05:17 GMT
#78
Lay off the rap battles and.. whatever x89titan is trying to do. This is a limerick thread.
Administrator
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
March 27 2009 05:17 GMT
#79
On March 27 2009 14:17 SonuvBob wrote:
Lay off the rap battles and.. whatever x89titan is trying to do. This is a limerick thread.

hahah =P
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Batibot
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines348 Posts
March 27 2009 05:26 GMT
#80
TossGirl and gnoll.
Jaedong has to be a Bonjwa. Tired of of rooting for July.
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