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H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
March 27 2009 04:09 GMT
#41
klazart
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
March 27 2009 04:09 GMT
#42
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!



Three can play at this game!
I'll put you all to shame.
Blood will ooze,
and after you lose,
You've only yourself to blame.

+ Show Spoiler +
I probably won't write anymore limericks
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
March 27 2009 04:14 GMT
#43
10 points to whoever can write a sensible limerick made entirely of TLPD-ized names.
Administrator
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
March 27 2009 04:20 GMT
#44
abortion




f5f5f5f5
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
March 27 2009 04:23 GMT
#45
On March 27 2009 13:14 SonuvBob wrote:
10 points to whoever can write a sensible limerick made entirely of TLPD-ized names.

Moderator
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
March 27 2009 04:25 GMT
#46
How will my Calc test will go in 9 hours when I'm still surfing TL.net.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
March 27 2009 04:28 GMT
#47
Your rhymes may be good to the letter
But IMO FakeSteve's are better
This has been fun
I'm afraid I must run
My girlfriend will only get wetter

+ Show Spoiler +
Not a true story
Soli Deo gloria.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
March 27 2009 04:31 GMT
#48
On March 27 2009 13:14 SonuvBob wrote:
10 points to whoever can write a sensible limerick made entirely of TLPD-ized names.


I have been trying for like 30 seconds and all I have is:

(T)Fire
Hi.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 04:33 GMT
#49
On March 27 2009 13:20 Crisis_ wrote:
abortion




f5f5f5f5


(lunch break, catered meat and veggie)
I bet that you think you are edgy
I can tell in school
you never were cool
And you never lacked for a wedgie
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 04:35 GMT
#50
On March 27 2009 13:04 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 12:59 Caller wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned


On Teamliquid speech is free,
So please don't come and ban me,
I like Mafia
And TL's fun, da
Go to SC2GG


Caller you'd best be compliant
On my mood your safety's reliant
Democracy lies
And here weakness dies
Where David is killed by the giant


Please don't bust my virgin ass
I'd much rather fuck a lass
So keep the hammer
Put down the rammer
And I'll give the ban a pass.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 27 2009 04:36 GMT
#51
fakesteve is a hoe
I smacked his joe
He tells me im good
I tell him i know...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 27 2009 04:40 GMT
#52
What the fuck is that YPang lol
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 04:42 GMT
#53
On March 27 2009 13:35 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2009 13:04 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:59 Caller wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned


On Teamliquid speech is free,
So please don't come and ban me,
I like Mafia
And TL's fun, da
Go to SC2GG


Caller you'd best be compliant
On my mood your safety's reliant
Democracy lies
And here weakness dies
Where David is killed by the giant


Please don't bust my virgin ass
I'd much rather fuck a lass
So keep the hammer
Put down the rammer
And I'll give the ban a pass.


My threats are all blunt and abrupt
My power's divine, rofl sup
At the end of the day
You do what I say
And FakeSteve says 'Shut the fuck up'
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 27 2009 04:42 GMT
#54
On March 27 2009 13:40 SayaSP wrote:
What the fuck is that YPang lol


I started with the line fakesteve is a hoe, and then tried to rhyme it as best to my abilties... and i seem to be pretty good... if u dont take the meaning literally...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
March 27 2009 04:43 GMT
#55
(T)Notice (T)Bogus (Z)Thezerg (P)Reach (T)sKyHigh
(P)Anytime (Z)Flying (Z)FlyToTheSky
(Z)GoRush (P)IntoTheRain
(Z)Umbrella (T)Attain
(T)Heaven, (Z)Rainbow (T)Only (Z)OversKy


Heres what I came up with.
Kinda makes some sense, maybe?
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
huameng
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1133 Posts
March 27 2009 04:45 GMT
#56
(P)RainBOw (T)Light (Z)OversKy
(T)Sea (P)RainBOw, (Z)Calm (Z)July
(Z)Bright Blaze (P)Anytime
(P)RainBOw, (Z)Enough (T)Shine
(Z)great (P)RainBOw, (T)Flash (T)sKyHigh

I'm not sure how much (Z)Sense this makes, plus I had to cheat with (T)Sea and (P)Anytime and (T)Shine don't (T)Really (P)Rhyme, but it's close.
skating
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 27 2009 04:48 GMT
#57
I suck.

(T)Control (Z)EffOrt, (Z)ZergBong
(Z)Live (P)free (Z)Love, (P)man, (T)Okay (P)DaezanG?
(T)iloveoov (T)BaBy
(T)go.go (Z)great (T)Casy
(T)Desire (T)Lomo, (Z)Jaedong?
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
March 27 2009 04:49 GMT
#58
On March 27 2009 13:43 Zortch wrote:
(T)Notice (T)Bogus (Z)Thezerg (P)Reach (T)sKyHigh
(P)Anytime (Z)Flying (Z)FlyToTheSky
(Z)GoRush (P)IntoTheRain
(Z)Umbrella (T)Attain
(T)Heaven, (Z)Rainbow (T)Only (Z)OversKy


Heres what I came up with.
Kinda makes some sense, maybe?


The third and fourth stanzas make sense but the rest ahhhhh.
OMG you nasty gurl
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 27 2009 04:51 GMT
#59
On March 27 2009 13:45 huameng wrote:
(P)RainBOw (T)Light (Z)OversKy
(T)Sea (P)RainBOw, (Z)Calm (Z)July
(Z)Bright Blaze (P)Anytime
(P)RainBOw, (Z)Enough (T)Shine
(Z)great (P)RainBOw, (T)Flash (T)sKyHigh

I'm not sure how much (Z)Sense this makes, plus I had to cheat with (T)Sea and (P)Anytime and (T)Shine don't (T)Really (P)Rhyme, but it's close.


lol way to go this actually does make some sense
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
March 27 2009 04:52 GMT
#60
fakesteve >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>caller
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
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