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Here I will write limericks - Page 9

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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 30 2009 06:48 GMT
#161
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

FakeSteve you are a homeless harlot,
You suck more black cocks than a street slut,
Don't ask me for money,
Just drink my sweet honey,
If you are bad I might tear your butt.
Peace~
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 07:40:49
March 30 2009 06:50 GMT
#162
On March 30 2009 15:19 skronch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 15:03 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
sAviOr[gm], death of toss,
by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss,
but when July ran for food,
Maestro took out the lube,
and showed that young upstart who's boss.

fail, I know :p


The Maestro forever he'll be,
But playing against Jae Dong Lee,
He'll find he's a newb
And put back that lube--
In minutes, he'll type out GG.


Don't dare disrespect Jae Yoon Ma,
The one and only Zerg Bonjwa,
Hey, so called Heir Apparent,
With fanboys omnipresent,
Win two more MSLs, why don't cha?

again, fail :p
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
March 30 2009 06:50 GMT
#163
On March 30 2009 15:36 Grobyc wrote:
This is a bump for great justice
Although this rhyme may not suffice
Please don't flame me much
Or my teddy I'll clutch
While I sit here enjoying my bliss.

/boredom
5/5 blog

If only 'suffice' rhymed with 'bliss,'
I wouldn't be typing this diss.
But something like 'ice'--
That would have been nice.
With your rhyme, there's something amiss.
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
March 30 2009 07:34 GMT
#164
Holy moly, some of you guys are pretty good at limericks.
Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 30 2009 10:08 GMT
#165
On March 30 2009 16:34 thunk wrote:
Holy moly, some of you guys are pretty good at limericks.


you give T L too little credit
pretty good is not all we merit
give us props when they're due
or pure hell will ensue
and we will have you swimming through shit

quick one ^ ^

TaP.Nuada
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States428 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 10:58:10
March 30 2009 10:17 GMT
#166
Steve do one on GOMTV charging $50

+ Show Spoiler [My sad attempt] +

I love watching GOM TV
Nick Plott is very funny
But for 50 bucks?
Holy shit what the fuck!
I guess no more GOM for me
http://binarybeast.com/ Free Tournament Hosting!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 30 2009 11:01 GMT
#167
uh gom is still free, but you can pay $50 to watch the season live in high quality
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
TaP.Nuada
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States428 Posts
March 30 2009 11:17 GMT
#168
On March 30 2009 20:01 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
uh gom is still free, but you can pay $50 to watch the season live in high quality

Yeah I know

I'll just wait the 3 days to watch, or youtube the Korean ones. Just trying to give you a limerick to write
http://binarybeast.com/ Free Tournament Hosting!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 30 2009 11:42 GMT
#169
what? dude there's a free live stream you dont have to wait for vods
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
March 30 2009 12:32 GMT
#170
damn fakesteve you're rediculous
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
March 30 2009 13:30 GMT
#171
just saw this pile of limerick
and almost shat a brick.
i'm giving this a 5 of 5!
to get this right i strive,
but proper meter's too hard a trick.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 14:43 GMT
#172
On March 30 2009 15:50 skronch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 15:36 Grobyc wrote:
This is a bump for great justice
Although this rhyme may not suffice
Please don't flame me much
Or my teddy I'll clutch
While I sit here enjoying my bliss.

/boredom
5/5 blog

If only 'suffice' rhymed with 'bliss,'
I wouldn't be typing this diss.
But something like 'ice'--
That would have been nice.
With your rhyme, there's something amiss.

Fuck
Fuck
Dammit
Dammit
Fuck
-_-
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
oob
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden630 Posts
March 30 2009 17:27 GMT
#173
On March 28 2009 12:34 Perguvious wrote:
"(T)HiyA (P)Doctor.K, (T)DarLinG (Z)Saint"
(P)Young (Z)bOy (T)pepe (P)much (Z)YellOw (Z)LaKe
(T)Notice (P)Doctor.K
(P)say " (P)grrrr... (T)tiny (Z)bOy
(T)enough (T)go.go (P)IntoTheRain"

This was my best shot. Contains many fail.


This one is awesome, wp!
Happiest man on earth
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
March 30 2009 19:04 GMT
#174
On March 30 2009 23:43 Grobyc wrote:
Fuck
Fuck
Dammit
Dammit
Fuck
-_-

And THIS is why meter matters in limericks.
Moderator
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
March 30 2009 20:59 GMT
#175
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

you are cold water on winter's night
you are a black belt's tornado kick
to a pair of blue balls
you are so insecure
you think this limerick's about you

i dont understand the stress difference in words
u guys are all wizards "zomg lolol it just sounds right"
fml
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
March 30 2009 21:13 GMT
#176
If granny can do it, so can you:



Skips a couple syllables, but you should get the idea.
Administrator
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 31 2009 04:37 GMT
#177
On March 31 2009 05:59 HeavOnEarth wrote:
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

you are cold water on winter's night
you are a black belt's tornado kick
to a pair of blue balls
you are so insecure
you think this limerick's about you

i dont understand the stress difference in words
u guys are all wizards "zomg lolol it just sounds right"
fml

A
A
B
B
A

RHYMING SCHEME

COME ON DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIMERICKS?!?!?1/1/.1/.EDFDIJSI

Criticizing people is so easy.
Peace~
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-31 06:09:55
March 31 2009 06:09 GMT
#178
On March 31 2009 13:37 fanatacist wrote:
Criticizing people is so easy.

Not posting is even easier.

I don't recall FakeSteve asking people to post fail limericks in his blog.
Moderator
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 31 2009 06:25 GMT
#179
On March 31 2009 15:09 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2009 13:37 fanatacist wrote:
Criticizing people is so easy.

Not posting is even easier.

I don't recall FakeSteve asking people to post fail limericks in his blog.

Cynicism comprehension skills fail.
Peace~
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 31 2009 06:34 GMT
#180
FakeSteve and all others here win, seriously.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
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