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TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
March 28 2009 18:12 GMT
#141
On March 28 2009 15:47 HeavOnEarth wrote:
the syllables, what? and 1,2,5?
u best not be telling me they rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
i ain't no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of my time

eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not
ugh that limerick went differently in my head
curse these ... shackles of rules>_>


See, if you say that out loud, stressing the words you do is awkward.

When you speak normally, you wouldn't stress "two" in the first line, "they" in the second line, and "my" in the last line. Similarly, the word "asian" is pronounced with emphasis on the first syllable, not the second, so line 4 is messed up.
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Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
March 28 2009 18:20 GMT
#142
On March 29 2009 03:06 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2009 20:50 Klive5ive wrote:
Oz think they can four-nil CJ
But Sky-High has something to say
He gets in the zone
and brings it all home
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME HMM K?"

You're 2 syllables short on the last line.


FUCK is 2 syllables and there's a pause before HMM.

So it's:
1)DON'T 2,3)FUCK.... 4)WITH 5)ME 6).... 7)HMM 8)K?
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 28 2009 18:26 GMT
#143
how's fuck 2 syllables?
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
March 28 2009 18:33 GMT
#144
On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote:
how's fuck 2 syllables?

Start quietly rolling the f.... FFFFFUCK then add a small pause for effect.
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
ishob
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Norway143 Posts
March 28 2009 19:10 GMT
#145
for some reason i laughed really hard at umbrella attain
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 28 2009 19:20 GMT
#146
On March 29 2009 04:10 ishob wrote:
for some reason i laughed Really hard at (Z)Umbrella attain


na man
(P)Young (Z)bOy (T)pepe much (Z)YellOw (Z)LaKe is where it's at :p
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 28 2009 19:21 GMT
#147
On March 29 2009 03:33 Klive5ive wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote:
how's fuck 2 syllables?

Start quietly rolling the f.... FFFFFUCK then add a small pause for effect.


wouldn't it be better to just turn the "k" into "ok" as the accent is on the last one anyway so it works out and keep fuck as one syllable (which works out too since it's pretty easy to stress fuck) since it should be more stressed anyway.. stressing f... over fuck sounds weird O_o it's like some parental-controlled limerick
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-28 20:02:44
March 28 2009 20:01 GMT
#148
On March 29 2009 04:21 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2009 03:33 Klive5ive wrote:
On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote:
how's fuck 2 syllables?

Start quietly rolling the f.... FFFFFUCK then add a small pause for effect.


wouldn't it be better to just turn the "k" into "ok" as the accent is on the last one anyway so it works out and keep fuck as one syllable (which works out too since it's pretty easy to stress fuck) since it should be more stressed anyway.. stressing f... over fuck sounds weird O_o it's like some parental-controlled limerick

Hmm it's pretty hard to explain how it should be enunciated over the internet.

Imagine the way Vinnie Jones would say "DON'T FUCK WITH ME" when he's pissed off.
The FUCK is really exaggerated, so much so it's 2 syllables long.
Then the HMM part of it is meant to be like a deep sound that you can hardly hear. You could skip it out and just have a 2 syllable pause instead. Or just a growl.

EDIT: Haha I know this is a stupid discussion. Just trust me, you can make it fit if you try.
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
SlayerS_`HackeR`
Profile Joined November 2008
United States190 Posts
March 28 2009 20:02 GMT
#149
On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote:
how's fuck 2 syllables?


when i fuck your mom, it's two syllables
- i pwn n00bs -
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
March 28 2009 20:24 GMT
#150
On March 29 2009 04:20 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2009 04:10 ishob wrote:
for some reason i laughed Really hard at (Z)Umbrella attain


na man
(P)Young (Z)bOy (T)pepe much (Z)YellOw (Z)LaKe is where it's at :p


yay, someone liked it xD
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 29 2009 00:28 GMT
#151
yogurt =]
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
March 29 2009 04:51 GMT
#152
(P)man (Z)I.Love_Star (T)HistOry
(Z)Cool (Z)OversKy (T)fantasy
(Z)Silver (Z)Calm (P)Anytime
(T)Gloomy (Z)YellOw (T)Shine
(Z)FlyToTheSky (T)fOrGG

that was a lot tougher than expected.
I AM THE THIRD GATE GUARDIAN
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
March 29 2009 22:41 GMT
#153
On March 28 2009 12:34 Perguvious wrote:
"(T)HiyA (P)Doctor.K, (T)DarLinG (Z)Saint"
(P)Young (Z)bOy (T)pepe (P)much (Z)YellOw (Z)LaKe
(T)Notice (P)Doctor.K
(P)say " (P)grrrr... (T)tiny (Z)bOy
(T)enough (T)go.go (P)IntoTheRain"

This was my best shot. Contains many fail.

I lol'd.
I like the story that goes along with it
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
March 30 2009 00:30 GMT
#154
On March 29 2009 13:51 bluemanrocks wrote:
(P)man (Z)I.Love_Star (T)HistOry
(Z)Cool (Z)OversKy (T)fantasy
(Z)Silver (Z)Calm (P)Anytime
(T)Gloomy (Z)YellOw (T)Shine
(Z)FlyToTheSky (T)fOrGG

that was a lot tougher than expected.

Psh, the meter doesn't even work

Best attempt to get the meter to work so far, IMO:
On March 27 2009 13:45 huameng wrote:
(P)RainBOw (T)Light (Z)OversKy
(T)Sea (P)RainBOw, (Z)Calm (Z)July
(Z)Bright Blaze (P)Anytime
(P)RainBOw, (Z)Enough (T)Shine
(Z)great (P)RainBOw, (T)Flash (T)sKyHigh

I'm not sure how much (Z)Sense this makes, plus I had to cheat with (T)Sea and (P)Anytime and (T)Shine don't (T)Really (P)Rhyme, but it's close.

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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:14:50
March 30 2009 05:06 GMT
#155
FakeSteve is so busy at work
His duties he just cannot sherk
But still he finds time
To StarCraft and rhyme
And be TL's resident jerk
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:15:16
March 30 2009 05:12 GMT
#156
On March 27 2009 15:59 defenestrate wrote:
For Fart God and Crotchmaster - Steve, please continue this

Gods are fickle and two-faced as Janus.
Any slight will be taken as heinous;
All their goodwill is spent.
Flouting Nature's intent,
On the battlefield Crotch faces Anus.



They struggled four nights and a day
With feces and penile swordplay
They paused for a second
Epiphany beckoned
"Hey, doesn't this seem kinda gay?"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:47:08
March 30 2009 05:46 GMT
#157
Whilst browsing TL on this eve,
A pleasant surprise I received.
Fresh rhymes in a blog--
Reprieve from this bog--
Five stars you deserve here, FakeSteve!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 30 2009 06:03 GMT
#158
sAviOr[gm], death of toss,
by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss,
but when July ran for food,
Maestro took out the lube,
and showed that young upstart who's boss.

fail, I know :p


ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
March 30 2009 06:19 GMT
#159
On March 30 2009 15:03 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
sAviOr[gm], death of toss,
by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss,
but when July ran for food,
Maestro took out the lube,
and showed that young upstart who's boss.

fail, I know :p


The Maestro forever he'll be,
But playing against Jae Dong Lee,
He'll find he's a newb
And put back that lube--
In minutes, he'll type out GG.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 06:36 GMT
#160
This is a bump for great justice
Although this rhyme may not suffice
Please don't flame me much
Or my teddy I'll clutch
While I sit here enjoying my bliss.

/boredom
5/5 blog
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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