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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
March 31 2009 07:31 GMT
#181
On March 31 2009 13:37 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2009 05:59 HeavOnEarth wrote:
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

you are cold water on winter's night
you are a black belt's tornado kick
to a pair of blue balls
you are so insecure
you think this limerick's about you

i dont understand the stress difference in words
u guys are all wizards "zomg lolol it just sounds right"
fml

A
A
B
B
A

RHYMING SCHEME

COME ON DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIMERICKS?!?!?1/1/.1/.EDFDIJSI

Criticizing people is so easy.

oh right i forgot to rhyme them i was just counting syllables
fail
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
arsonist
Profile Joined October 2006
Canada80 Posts
March 31 2009 10:59 GMT
#182
only works as a series of individual statements, really.
but whatever:

+ Show Spoiler +
"(T)iloveoov, (T)Midas" (Z)Rumble'd free
(Z)Crazy-Hydra (P)Crank (Z)Killer: (T)Sea
(P)Endless (T)Control, (T)BoxeR's (Z)Fate
(T)Bogus (Z)Action (Z)by.great
(P)IntoTheRain (T)ClouD, (T)BaBy
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-31 15:39:50
March 31 2009 15:39 GMT
#183
it's hard to fulfill all the rules
these limericks give me the blues
i write and i curse
and get a shit verse
this stuff should be taught in our schools

TT i tried
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Valentir
Profile Joined May 2008
Norway266 Posts
March 31 2009 17:11 GMT
#184
What can I say, I'm laughing my ass of at work reading this stuff. Especially the man from brighton. Oh how I love limericks.
frakkin hell.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-31 17:49:44
March 31 2009 17:38 GMT
#185
This poem is not really by me
in Fact it's from LimerickDB
I copy and pasted
so as not to waste it
relevant to this blog it be:

The limerick's structure somewhat
necessitates *eloquent* smut.
If you haven't the time
to learn meter and rhyme,
then don't write them, you ignorant slut.

my meter and rhyme might be a little off :p
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
Tooplark
Profile Joined October 2008
United States3977 Posts
April 01 2009 02:25 GMT
#186
These limericks are puddles of piss
The rhyme and the meter's amiss
FakeSteve's are the best
but the rest of you pests
Are wrong to think you can top this

NOTE: The quality of the limericks has improved a lot since the time of my writing this.
WHAT POW'R ART THOU WHO FROM BELOW HAST MADE ME RISE UNWILLINGLY AND SLOW
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-01 09:33:01
April 01 2009 09:31 GMT
#187
lol, I wrote this when I was 10 (we had some writer come in to our Year 6 class and teach us about limericks), from memory:

There once was a pig from New York
Who liked to go for a walk
He walked through the city
But oh what a pity
He ended up as Roast Pork

Steve's got game though. Good thread despite the pathetic attempts some people have made, haha.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
April 01 2009 14:18 GMT
#188
Quick! Someone use the April Fool's TLPD names to make a limerick!

gogogo! I'll do one too, maybe
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
April 04 2009 23:39 GMT
#189
Kanye west
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 02 2009 00:24 GMT
#190
Dearest FakeSteven,

For our last day of poetry class, we get loads of coffee and snacks and food (yay for snack day at college!). But the catch is, I have to have a couple of heroic couplets that I present to class. I'm terrible at poetry. Like, I really can't grasp iambic pantemeter for shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroic_couplet

Care to give some pointers?

Or can someone explain iamic pantemeter for retards??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
May 02 2009 17:46 GMT
#191
iamb = thingy with 2 syllables, first is short, second is long. For example, any two syllable word where the accent's on the second syllable ("above"), or two words where the emphasis goes on the second word ("da fuck?").

pentameter = 5 thingies per line

iambic pentameter = 5 short/long syllable pairs per line

Writing in it is hard as hell. Limericks are way easier. :p
Administrator
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
May 02 2009 18:16 GMT
#192
Ok, tried one:

Dronebabo is a man of untold wit,
He awes us all whene'er he clicks submit.
His posts, though short, are ranked above us all,
Concise and to the point: a quote and "lol".

Fuck that was hard.
Administrator
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 03 2009 15:47 GMT
#193
Thanks!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
milkshakespeare
Profile Joined October 2007
Austria19 Posts
May 03 2009 18:49 GMT
#194
Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:

There once was a marine who felt bold
"Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told
But still crossed the line
Got impaled by a spine
OMFG lurkerhold

A Terran just couldn't get hard
His girl thought (both horny and smart):
Since mobile detection
Gives him an erection
I'll just cite the science vessel's part

There once was a toss called Taek-Yong
Who thought he was fighting ZergBong
Teched straight dt-sair
Got owned by ensnare
Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong

Got all-in'd by a P using T
He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me
The joke is on you
I was off-racing, too
Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea
When I came home I expected a surprise and there was no surprise for me, so, of course, I was surprised.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 07 2009 21:44 GMT
#195
On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote:
Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:

There once was a marine who felt bold
"Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told
But still crossed the line
Got impaled by a spine
OMFG lurkerhold

A Terran just couldn't get hard
His girl thought (both horny and smart):
Since mobile detection
Gives him an erection
I'll just cite the science vessel's part

There once was a toss called Taek-Yong
Who thought he was fighting ZergBong
Teched straight dt-sair
Got owned by ensnare
Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong

Got all-in'd by a P using T
He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me
The joke is on you
I was off-racing, too
Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea


Oh bravo! These are actually quite good hahaha.

Has Defenestrate made any posts in this thread yet? They're guaranteed to be art if so.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
May 08 2009 05:37 GMT
#196
On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote:
Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:

There once was a marine who felt bold
"Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told
But still crossed the line
Got impaled by a spine
OMFG lurkerhold

A Terran just couldn't get hard
His girl thought (both horny and smart):
Since mobile detection
Gives him an erection
I'll just cite the science vessel's part

There once was a toss called Taek-Yong
Who thought he was fighting ZergBong
Teched straight dt-sair
Got owned by ensnare
Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong

Got all-in'd by a P using T
He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me
The joke is on you
I was off-racing, too
Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea

nice
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-08 07:13:41
May 08 2009 06:46 GMT
#197
Jaedong crushes all zergs
stacking the mutas in herds
he picks drones off
and overlords pop
Jaedong is just absurd
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 08 2009 06:46 GMT
#198
ZvZ 65-16 (80.25%)
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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