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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On March 31 2009 13:37 fanatacist wrote: A A B B A RHYMING SCHEME COME ON DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIMERICKS?!?!?1/1/.1/.EDFDIJSI Criticizing people is so easy. oh right i forgot to rhyme them i was just counting syllables fail | ||
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arsonist
Canada80 Posts
but whatever: + Show Spoiler + | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
these limericks give me the blues i write and i curse and get a shit verse this stuff should be taught in our schools TT i tried | ||
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Valentir
Norway266 Posts
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
in Fact it's from LimerickDB I copy and pasted so as not to waste it relevant to this blog it be: The limerick's structure somewhat necessitates *eloquent* smut. If you haven't the time to learn meter and rhyme, then don't write them, you ignorant slut. my meter and rhyme might be a little off :p | ||
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Tooplark
United States3977 Posts
The rhyme and the meter's amiss FakeSteve's are the best but the rest of you pests Are wrong to think you can top this NOTE: The quality of the limericks has improved a lot since the time of my writing this. | ||
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Brett
Australia3822 Posts
There once was a pig from New York Who liked to go for a walk He walked through the city But oh what a pity He ended up as Roast Pork Steve's got game though. Good thread despite the pathetic attempts some people have made, haha. | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
gogogo! I'll do one too, maybe  | ||
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dangots0ul
United States919 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32098 Posts
For our last day of poetry class, we get loads of coffee and snacks and food (yay for snack day at college!). But the catch is, I have to have a couple of heroic couplets that I present to class. I'm terrible at poetry. Like, I really can't grasp iambic pantemeter for shit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroic_couplet Care to give some pointers? Or can someone explain iamic pantemeter for retards?? | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
pentameter = 5 thingies per line iambic pentameter = 5 short/long syllable pairs per line Writing in it is hard as hell. Limericks are way easier. :p | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
Dronebabo is a man of untold wit, He awes us all whene'er he clicks submit. His posts, though short, are ranked above us all, Concise and to the point: a quote and "lol". Fuck that was hard. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32098 Posts
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milkshakespeare
Austria19 Posts
There once was a marine who felt bold "Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told But still crossed the line Got impaled by a spine OMFG lurkerhold A Terran just couldn't get hard His girl thought (both horny and smart): Since mobile detection Gives him an erection I'll just cite the science vessel's part There once was a toss called Taek-Yong Who thought he was fighting ZergBong Teched straight dt-sair Got owned by ensnare Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong Got all-in'd by a P using T He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me The joke is on you I was off-racing, too Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote: Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them: There once was a marine who felt bold "Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told But still crossed the line Got impaled by a spine OMFG lurkerhold A Terran just couldn't get hard His girl thought (both horny and smart): Since mobile detection Gives him an erection I'll just cite the science vessel's part There once was a toss called Taek-Yong Who thought he was fighting ZergBong Teched straight dt-sair Got owned by ensnare Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong Got all-in'd by a P using T He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me The joke is on you I was off-racing, too Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea Oh bravo! These are actually quite good hahaha. Has Defenestrate made any posts in this thread yet? They're guaranteed to be art if so. | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote: Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them: There once was a marine who felt bold "Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told But still crossed the line Got impaled by a spine OMFG lurkerhold A Terran just couldn't get hard His girl thought (both horny and smart): Since mobile detection Gives him an erection I'll just cite the science vessel's part There once was a toss called Taek-Yong Who thought he was fighting ZergBong Teched straight dt-sair Got owned by ensnare Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong Got all-in'd by a P using T He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me The joke is on you I was off-racing, too Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea nice | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
stacking the mutas in herds he picks drones off and overlords pop Jaedong is just absurd | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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