Here I will write limericks

On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
yeah but i've posted it many times and i'm sure i'm not the only one

there's lots and lots that start and end that way there's a whole series

On March 27 2009 12:11 Kuja900 wrote:


http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-35446.html

Holy shit there is alot of them

On March 27 2009 12:09 d_so wrote:
ROFL

dota

On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
kuja pushes to the front
and says "fakesteve, to be blunt
it's doubtful at most
that you wrote that post"
fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"

On March 27 2009 12:11 CDRdude wrote:
Do one about WCG:UG plz

On March 27 2009 12:20 brad3104 wrote:
diablo

On March 27 2009 12:22 HeavOnEarth wrote:
your recent ban of trapcard

there once was a kid named kawaii
who'd try and he'd try and he'd try
abused TSL
let's send him to hell
bring out the chair, let him fry

On March 27 2009 12:25 Kuja900 wrote:
Hmm suppose all toss one at you

Bisu's sexual inadequacy

On March 27 2009 12:35 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


Bisu can sure dt drop
A timing push, yes, he can stop
TV is a card
You play to get hard
But you know, there's two meanings to 'flop'

On March 27 2009 12:27 huameng wrote:
other people's power ranks

On March 27 2009 12:39 SayaSP wrote:
dodging

On March 27 2009 12:34 404.Nitrogen wrote:
chill

On March 27 2009 12:40 Kuja900 wrote:


lets combo this bitch

dodging koreans on iccup

On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime

On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
kuja pushes to the front
and says "fakesteve, to be blunt
it's doubtful at most
that you wrote that post"
fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"

On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime

On March 27 2009 12:51 Insane Lane wrote:
obama

On March 27 2009 12:51 Insane Lane wrote:
obama

On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned

On March 27 2009 12:54 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


Caller, I know where you stand
Dissent must be carefully planned
All I've got to do
Two clicks and fuck you
I hope you enjoy being banned

On March 27 2009 12:59 Caller wrote:


On Teamliquid speech is free,
So please don't come and ban me,
I like Mafia
And TL's fun, da
Go to SC2GG

On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

On March 27 2009 13:14 SonuvBob wrote:
10 points to whoever can write a sensible limerick made entirely of TLPD-ized names.

On March 27 2009 13:14 SonuvBob wrote:
10 points to whoever can write a sensible limerick made entirely of TLPD-ized names.

On March 27 2009 13:20 Crisis_ wrote:
abortion




f5f5f5f5

On March 27 2009 13:04 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


Caller you'd best be compliant
On my mood your safety's reliant
Democracy lies
And here weakness dies
Where David is killed by the giant

On March 27 2009 13:35 Caller wrote:


Please don't bust my virgin ass
I'd much rather fuck a lass
So keep the hammer
Put down the rammer
And I'll give the ban a pass.

On March 27 2009 13:40 SayaSP wrote:
What the fuck is that YPang lol

On March 27 2009 13:43 Zortch wrote:
Notice Bogus Thezerg Reach sKyHigh
Anytime Flying FlyToTheSky
GoRush IntoTheRain
Umbrella Attain
Heaven, Rainbow Only OversKy


Heres what I came up with.
Kinda makes some sense, maybe?

On March 27 2009 13:45 huameng wrote:
RainBOw Light OversKy
Sea RainBOw, Calm July
Bright Blaze Anytime
RainBOw, Enough Shine
great RainBOw, Flash sKyHigh

I'm not sure how much Sense this makes, plus I had to cheat with Sea and Anytime and Shine don't Really Rhyme, but it's close.

On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

On March 27 2009 13:53 x89titan wrote:



Your rhymes are all wack
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
from listening to all of you talk
I think im gonna take a walk
never coming back

On March 27 2009 13:57 candlejackisgonn wrote:
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl "You're a tight one."
She said "Bless my soul, you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."

On March 27 2009 13:56 Caller wrote:

Yet your quoting skill is fail,
And your rhymes get you no tail
Although you can say
That you're not very gay
Your rhymes will just get you males.

On March 27 2009 12:47 Caller wrote:
Limerick Battle!

Fakesteve thinks he got the rhyme,
But his poems just aren't fine.
He cries out for Sea
To go past 16
But such thought is just a crime

On March 27 2009 14:01 x89titan wrote:

Dude stop trying so hard
I'll give you my calling card
That's what you wanted right?
To call me in the middle of the night
like a homosexual retard?

On March 27 2009 14:02 Saracen wrote:


too bad your rhymes are all lame
it's quite clear that you suck at this game
your rhymes are all slant -
like a weak sycophant,
your stupidness puts you to shame

...no offense...

On March 27 2009 13:20 Crisis_ wrote:
abortion




f5f5f5f5

On March 27 2009 14:02 Saracen wrote:


too bad your rhymes are all lame
it's quite clear that you suck at this game
your rhymes are all slant -
like a weak sycophant,
your stupidness puts you to shame

...no offense...

On March 27 2009 14:13 Caller wrote:

I can outdo any of you noobs at this rap game
All of you cry so much it's just the same
While I'm busy making it rain
You guys are in the shower taking the pain
I'm rolling down the windows picking up tang
You be at home jerkin' your wang
It's clear from this that I am the best
Don't need to hear the cries from the rest
Just like I 2gate as Protoss
All the time cause I'm the Boss
Y'all better listen to my rule
Else I'm gonna 5 pool
And we gonna take it to the max
In the middle 4 8 rax
Then we SK Terran
Cause I am the Man
And play Pokemon
You got a problem with that, son?


...man I suck lol

On March 27 2009 14:17 SonuvBob wrote:
Lay off the rap battles and.. whatever x89titan is trying to do. This is a limerick thread.

On March 27 2009 14:29 rushz0rz wrote:
brad pitt

On March 27 2009 15:03 d.arkive wrote:
LR and Tuna's forbidden love

On March 27 2009 15:34 rushz0rz wrote:
bisu

On March 27 2009 13:48 Caller wrote:
I suck.

Control EffOrt, ZergBong
Live free Love, man, Okay DaezanG?
iloveoov BaBy
go.go great Casy
Desire Lomo, Jaedong?

On March 27 2009 12:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
kuja pushes to the front
and says "fakesteve, to be blunt
it's doubtful at most
that you wrote that post"
fakesteve replied, "whatever, cunt"

On March 27 2009 18:05 Locke. wrote:
Limerick Structure:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.

On March 28 2009 00:31 Warrior Madness wrote:


This is funny because I'm actually reading this book on poetry right now. I haven't reached the chapter on meters yet and I didn't realize limericks also "had" one!

On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote:
There once was a mod from TL
Who made all our lives living hell
If we make a stand,
He'll laugh, then press BAN
from the cave where he happens to dwell

On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote:
There once was a mod from TL
Who made all our lives living hell
If we make a stand,
He'll laugh, then press BAN
from the cave where he happens to dwell

On March 27 2009 23:30 TheYango wrote:

Seriously, guys. Most people who aren't FakeSteve in this thread need to try harder with the meter. Limerick's aren't just about getting lines 1-2-5 and 3-4 to rhyme.

On March 28 2009 14:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:


? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'

On March 28 2009 14:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:




if paper money grew on some trees
i would be a category three
try to find the magic
try to write a classic
where the magic is, that's where i'll be

? what's the difference between lowercase da and uppercase Da o__o'

On March 28 2009 15:12 Spazer wrote:

The uppercase Da's are stressed, meaning more emphasis is put on that word or syllable. For instance:
There once was a man on the beach.

On March 28 2009 15:47 HeavOnEarth wrote:

da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)
da-Da-da-da-Da-da-da-Da-(da)

the syllables, what? and 1,2,5?
u best not be telling me they rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
i ain't no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of my time
hey, what do u mean, lines one and five
don't tell me that they gotta ,damn, rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
ain't being no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of ,shit, time

eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not
ugh that limerick went differently in my head
curse these ... shackles of rules>_>

;edited;
that "flow" better?<__<

On March 28 2009 15:24 HeavOnEarth wrote:
oh fuck writing limericks just got 10x harder lool

On March 27 2009 23:33 motbob wrote:
There once was a mod from TL
Who made all our lives living hell
If we make a stand,
He'll laugh, then press BAN
from the cave where he happens to dwell

On March 28 2009 21:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


hahahahah

On March 27 2009 12:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


grandfather, buriza, the gull
a demon armada to cull
spells and hodge-podge
hey u giv soj
why do i play this at all

On March 28 2009 20:50 Klive5ive wrote:
Oz think they can four-nil CJ
But Sky-High has something to say
He gets in the zone
and brings it all home
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME HMM K?"

On March 28 2009 12:34 Perguvious wrote:
"HiyA Doctor.K, DarLinG Saint"
Young bOy pepe much YellOw LaKe
Notice Doctor.K
say " grrrr... tiny bOy
enough go.go IntoTheRain"

This was my best shot. Contains many fail.

On March 28 2009 15:47 HeavOnEarth wrote:
the syllables, what? and 1,2,5?
u best not be telling me they rhyme
hey fuck this stressed shit
i ain't no asian prick
i'm done with the wasting of my time

eh can u tell me where i messed up i can't tell if it's unstressed or not
ugh that limerick went differently in my head
curse these ... shackles of rules>_>

On March 29 2009 03:06 TheYango wrote:

You're 2 syllables short on the last line.

On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote:
how's fuck 2 syllables?

On March 29 2009 04:10 ishob wrote:
for some reason i laughed Really hard at Umbrella attain

On March 29 2009 03:33 Klive5ive wrote:

Start quietly rolling the f.... FFFFFUCK then add a small pause for effect.

On March 29 2009 04:21 JeeJee wrote:


wouldn't it be better to just turn the "k" into "ok" as the accent is on the last one anyway so it works out and keep fuck as one syllable (which works out too since it's pretty easy to stress fuck) since it should be more stressed anyway.. stressing f... over fuck sounds weird O_o it's like some parental-controlled limerick

On March 29 2009 03:26 JeeJee wrote:
how's fuck 2 syllables?

On March 29 2009 04:20 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:


na man
Young bOy pepe much YellOw LaKe is where it's at :p

On March 28 2009 12:34 Perguvious wrote:
"HiyA Doctor.K, DarLinG Saint"
Young bOy pepe much YellOw LaKe
Notice Doctor.K
say " grrrr... tiny bOy
enough go.go IntoTheRain"

This was my best shot. Contains many fail.

On March 29 2009 13:51 bluemanrocks wrote:
man I.Love_Star HistOry
Cool OversKy fantasy
Silver Calm Anytime
Gloomy YellOw Shine
FlyToTheSky fOrGG

that was a lot tougher than expected.

On March 27 2009 13:45 huameng wrote:
RainBOw Light OversKy
Sea RainBOw, Calm July
Bright Blaze Anytime
RainBOw, Enough Shine
great RainBOw, Flash sKyHigh

I'm not sure how much Sense this makes, plus I had to cheat with Sea and Anytime and Shine don't Really Rhyme, but it's close.

On March 27 2009 15:59 defenestrate wrote:
For Fart God and Crotchmaster - Steve, please continue this

Gods are fickle and two-faced as Janus.
Any slight will be taken as heinous;
All their goodwill is spent.
Flouting Nature's intent,
On the battlefield Crotch faces Anus.

On March 30 2009 15:03 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
sAviOr[gm], death of toss,
by Bisu was dealt 3-0 loss,
but when July ran for food,
Maestro took out the lube,
and showed that young upstart who's boss.

fail, I know :p

On March 30 2009 15:19 skronch wrote:
The Maestro forever he'll be,
But playing against Jae Dong Lee,
He'll find he's a newb
And put back that lube--
In minutes, he'll type out GG.

On March 30 2009 15:36 Grobyc wrote:
This is a bump for great justice
Although this rhyme may not suffice
Please don't flame me much
Or my teddy I'll clutch
While I sit here enjoying my bliss.

/boredom
5/5 blog

On March 30 2009 16:34 thunk wrote:
Holy moly, some of you guys are pretty good at limericks.

On March 30 2009 20:01 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
uh gom is still free, but you can pay $50 to watch the season live in high quality

On March 30 2009 15:50 skronch wrote:

If only 'suffice' rhymed with 'bliss,'
I wouldn't be typing this diss.
But something like 'ice'--
That would have been nice.
With your rhyme, there's something amiss.

On March 28 2009 12:34 Perguvious wrote:
"HiyA Doctor.K, DarLinG Saint"
Young bOy pepe much YellOw LaKe
Notice Doctor.K
say " grrrr... tiny bOy
enough go.go IntoTheRain"

This was my best shot. Contains many fail.

On March 30 2009 23:43 Grobyc wrote:
Fuck
Fuck
Dammit
Dammit
Fuck
-_-

On March 31 2009 13:37 fanatacist wrote:
Criticizing people is so easy.

On March 31 2009 13:37 fanatacist wrote:

A
A
B
B
A

RHYMING SCHEME

COME ON DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIMERICKS?!?!?1/1/.1/.EDFDIJSI

Criticizing people is so easy.

On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote:
Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:

There once was a marine who felt bold
"Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told
But still crossed the line
Got impaled by a spine
OMFG lurkerhold

A Terran just couldn't get hard
His girl thought (both horny and smart):
Since mobile detection
Gives him an erection
I'll just cite the science vessel's part

There once was a toss called Taek-Yong
Who thought he was fighting ZergBong
Teched straight dt-sair
Got owned by ensnare
Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong

Got all-in'd by a P using T
He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me
The joke is on you
I was off-racing, too
Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea

On May 04 2009 03:49 milkshakespeare wrote:
Tried a few, I really enjoyed writing them:

There once was a marine who felt bold
"Just don't stride the choke" he'd been told
But still crossed the line
Got impaled by a spine
OMFG lurkerhold

A Terran just couldn't get hard
His girl thought (both horny and smart):
Since mobile detection
Gives him an erection
I'll just cite the science vessel's part

There once was a toss called Taek-Yong
Who thought he was fighting ZergBong
Teched straight dt-sair
Got owned by ensnare
Oh snap, the guy was Lee Jae-Dong

Got all-in'd by a P using T
He failed, but his "main race'd rape" me
The joke is on you
I was off-racing, too
Whilst I ate, drank, jerked off and made tea